Mens men

[Smith]

midlanders are the best. they have neither the over-compensating machismo of northerners, nor the namby-pamby girliness of the southerners. we're the only real men.

[Smith]

then how come you ducked the shower fight, citing "Glass Knees"?

like i said, we don't have the overcompensating machismo of northerners, so we're not afraid to refuse to fight psychotic midgets in showers on medical grounds...

[Smith]

LMAO so smith = a hobbit??

the shire was actually based on rural warwickshire.

[Smith]

Rubbish. It was New Zealand. I saw the film!!!

Lord Of the Cock Rings was it?

[Smith]

in the midlands its more likely to be lord of the cockroaches

rach doesn't live in the midlands though. she lives in wales.

[Smith]

femmy has a point about porn, mind you