The OR game!

[Hywel Teague]

ha! easy- monkey butler, no doubt. midgets are evil motherfuckers. i'd have a midget as a houseslave maybe, but the little coat with tails goes to the simian

right, my go

jack russell OR jack daniels?

[iandean]

Jack Daniels...personally i hate both but Kack Daniel doesn't leave hairs everywhere, crap everywhere etc etc

[Godders]

Wtf.

Thats like asking someone "Would you like a bucket of fresh poo or a nice cool beer down some exotic beach with strippers"

Subway all the way baby.

[Godders]

Which i suppose leaves me with

Bucket of fresh poo or a nice cold beer down some exotic beach with strippers?

[Smith]

bucket of fresh poo - i have some pranks to play :D

ok...

would you rather be raped once by a man with a 15" penis, or 15 times by a man with a 1" penis?

[Hywel Teague]

travel back in time :)

who needs the future when you can see all the cool shit thats gone before?

super strength or super speed?

[Hywel Teague]

should have been specific.

good sex over a bad blowjob, a good blowjob over bad sex...

boardies or trunks?

[Smith]

pot noodle

donner or chicken tikka kebabs?

[Smith]

arrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can i not have an amputee midget with thallidomide arms and a penchant for shitting on me?

[Hywel Teague]

hacked to pieces

telepathy or telekinesis?

[Smith]

telepathy. you could get other people to move the shit you'd be able to move with TK, and you'd be able to do other cool shit too.

splinters up the jap's eye OR dick on a sander?

[Smith]

cold and dry - you can easily pile more layers on or exercise to keep warm, but hot and wet is just unpleasant...

knife throwing OR blowpipe?

[Smith]

having done both, i'd have to say that the former is less embarassing.

raised by wolves OR raised by indians?

[Hywel Teague]

FAIRTEX!

early morning or late at night?

[Smith]

double leg amputation. amputees are sexy. FACT.

jedi or sith?

[Hywel Teague]

lol, easy. sith! they have cooler mind powers. energy bolts over persuasion anyday.

across the road or down the street?

[Smith]

spray can deodorant.

cheerleaders OR nurses?

[Smith]

abi titmuss - easy

MCing or DJing?

[Hywel Teague]

germans, they're more efficient and we beat them twice, so we own them

ninja or samurai?

[Smith]

big brother - wannabes are more likely to get their baps out...

piss OR poo?

[Hywel Teague]

asssssssssss

i can deal with tits any shape or size, but a bad ass is just unforgivable :p

[Smith]

dangermouse. just because.

swords OR guns?

[Hywel Teague]

swords over guns anyday... guns are for show, knives are for pros

take out or eating out?

[Hywel Teague]

on! but i have trouble walking in heels :P

no, get them to leave them on :D


one more before bed.....

leather or rubber!

[Smith]

jackie. any man that dresses as chun li and STILL kicks arse is cool as shit.

black or blue?

[Hywel Teague]

blue is one of my fave colours but black is the colour of the night, therefore cooler by default.

RPG or FPS?

[Hywel Teague]

trek, anyday :D wars is for geeks :p

beanie or cap?

[Hywel Teague]

beast master! made me wish i had ferrets lol

hmm
ferrett, or bird of prey? which would be better for hunting rabbits?

[Hywel Teague]

night, i'm sure i was born to be semi-nocturnal... i know zee is DEF nocturnal!

skateboard or BMX?

[Hywel Teague]

i have both, but i'd say tattoos are way cooler hands down :D

can't wait til after july i'm going to get some more ink done (been a long time coming)

black and grey or colour?

[Hywel Teague]

vinyl. cds are the devils work.

benevolent spirit or poltergeist?

[Hywel Teague]

yes, yes you do :p

soft and gentle when being a gent, but hard full on when getting nasty lol

at home or great outdoors?

[Hywel Teague]

i prefer brazilian, runway its easier to work in a clean work enviroment
lol

[Smith]

Sly

Christian Slater or Christian Bale?

[Smith]

little line

free-running or free-falling

[Smith]

ducks

fudge or marzipan?

[Smith]

20 year old crack head

Clyde or Chewbacca?

[Smith]

cheeky monkey

salami or franknfurter?

[Smith]

eat someone alive.

hanging or beheading

[Smith]

going to work

chimps or orangutans?

[Hywel Teague]

bale!

urban living or country life?

[Hywel Teague]

bwahahaha *blushes*

i like both pale and tanned, but i'm pale, so pale it is :p

lap dance or pole dance?

[Smith]

mind powers. if you can control people's thoughts, you'd never need to exert yourself, so super strength etc would be redundant.

rednecks or hillbillies?

[Smith]

ben grimm, the thing. the human torch was shite.

the avengers OR the JLA?

[Smith]

steve mcqueen

seven samurai OR magnificent seven?

[Smith]

symonj, because he's not david5

crooklock or wonderbra?

[Smith]

news of the world

Adam West or Burt Ward?

[Smith]

wrestling - nothing beats hacksaw jim duggan's running clothesline tackle. Hooooooo!

hulk hogan OR Ultimate Warrior

[Smith]

tito santana

Boniface VIII or Clement V?

[Smith]

alligator wrestling, cos it'd be in a nice locale... florida....mmmmm....

Sumo Wrestling OR Bumfights?

[Smith]

johnny cash, no question about it

kournikova or sharapova?

[Smith]

red, unless i'm stuck opposite a bull.

riverdance OR linedance?

[Smith]

chainsaw

leatherface OR freddy krueger?

[Smith]

shotgun - it's THE iconic firearm

Bugsy Malone OR Fame! ?

[Smith]

FX3 ring

pancakes or scones?

[Smith]

piss

Pi OR Pie?

[Smith]

chicken

Conan the Barbarian OR He-Man?

[Smith]

Mask - was never a huge transformers fan

GI Joe OR Dogtanian?

[Smith]

streetfighter

Ken OR Ryu?

[Smith]

streetfighter 2

tekken OR virtua fighter?

[Smith]

ooooh... tough... i'd say spammer cos i'm better at it

ralph gracie OR angry midget on steroids?

[Smith]

oompa loompa - the ewok would shit itself

Ralph Gracie OR rabid 4 year old?

[Smith]

had that one already - but Pink, i guess

Ralph Gracie OR Badger on crystal meth?

[Smith]

Hannibal

Magnum P.I. OR Rorion Gracie?
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[Smith]

hmmm... new ones

locked in a room with kimura for a month OR a chocolate enema?

[Smith]

baboons with bazookas - they can cause more carnage

sneezing eight times OR having one orgasm?

[Smith]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!! actually, no... better make that sledge...

burying the body in Epping Forest OR dumping it in the canal?

[Smith]

dogs

ebony or ivory?

[SDonovan]

the dyson

Sure for men or Lynx Dry?

[Smith]

wwe

me or someone else?

[Smith]

rugby - it's not gay like footy

dating michael moore or being fed to chimps?

[Smith]

saturday night - fewer scum round here then

videos or music?

[Smith]

life of brian - much wittier, less surreal

lumberjacks or mounties?

[Smith]

winter - i prefer the cold

leather or pvc?

[Smith]

redheads :p

charlotte church or shirley bassey?

[Smith]

Tacky... Says she in schoolgirl uniform!


:rolleyes:

it's not all about you katie.

it's about your friend :p

[Smith]

nurses. dunno why. fewer paedophillic overtones, probably

pink or stink?

and stop editing!!!!!

[Smith]

dogs - much more fun

pink or stink?

[Smith]

neither - they're both shite

jacko or the artist formerly known as prince?

[Smith]

ivan drago, cos he will break you

tong po or bolo yeung?

[Smith]

purely grappling. waaay more fun than watching butterbean swing wildly for 10 minutes.

somersaults or cartwheels?

[Smith]

shower of animal pee - easier to wash off.

shit sandwich or vomit burger?

[Smith]

chinese - tastier

sick questions or the return of my nipple?

[Smith]

ali - no comparison

george foreman grill or unhealthy eating?

[Smith]

peter aerts. from what i've seen of hoost, i'm not as impressed.

Old Vitor or New Vitor?

[Smith]

who cares? i like country and western music :p

Bono or Geldof?

[Smith]

natalie portman - she's actually attractive

brad pitt or tom cruise?

[Smith]

lazy sundays

straight or zanmato?

[Smith]

on general, war films

cauliflower cheese or a champagne enema?

[Smith]

clever and skint

arrogant or just plain smarter than everyone else?

[Smith]

fedor

pulver or the rest of the world?

[Smith]

beast

shark or bear?

[Smith]

lion

seal or sea lion?

[Smith]

cricket

sexual assault or just surprise sex?

[Smith]

kangaroo court :D

pizza or frisbees?

[Smith]

punched by tyson. at least there's a chance it'd be a bodyshot...

cocaine or heroin?

[Smith]

money - you can buy health after all

slash or the edge?

[Smith]

house

rhythm or blues?

[Smith]

cheese

salt or vinegar?

[Smith]

real

cristal or chablis?

[Smith]

shower

rock or roll?

[Smith]

tough one... de niro - he's capable of playing characters, rather than being cast as "pacino as..." characters.

aragorn or boromir?

[Smith]

coffee. black, strong, pungent and overpowering. like my women.

coke or pepsi?

[Smith]

family guy

lionel ritchie or eddy grant?

[Smith]

james bond. can't really compare the two franchises, given their relative size.

connery or moore?

[Smith]

connery (great minds, woo)

dalton or moore?

[Smith]

cold

beer or cider?

[Smith]

run

freak out or freak on?

[Smith]

lethal weapon - more consistently amusing

romeo or juliet?

[Smith]

metal, cos you're gay, RB :p

guns n roses or aerosmith?

[Smith]

too slow :p

[Smith]

JD, baby!

old school or new wave?

[Blanka]

Bath of worms, maggots are small enough to find orrifices!

Chinese or Indian food

[Smith]

playstation

beatniks or hippies?

[Blanka]

Paint

Terence or phillip

[Blanka]

Babies!

Sharks or Octopuses

[Smith]

tom

bill or ben?

[Smith]

red ranger

godzilla or tokyo?

[Smith]

spiderman

sharpe or hornblower?

[Smith]

choc fudge cake, easily

miami or NY?

[Smith]

gold! (always believe in your soul)

pinky or the brain?

[Smith]

rolos

hannibal or murdoch?

[Smith]

superted

marmalade or sex?

[Smith]

wrestling

hulk hogan or ultimate warrior?

[Smith]

hulk hogan and chocolate.

not together, obviously. unless you're RB

pain or pleasure?

[Smith]

alcohol

me or someone not as great as me?

[Smith]

taste - nose is too bunged up at the minute to smell much

pacifism or fighting?

[Smith]

ring

cod or haddock?

[Smith]

chips - more to them :p

battered mars bar or a poke in the eye with a blunt stick?

[Smith]

pasta, no question

bolognese or carbonara?

[Smith]

chips and gravy

rogan josh or bhuna?

[Smith]

fry up

1 or 78?

[Smith]

oop narf

east end boys or west end girls?

[Smith]

abroad

Woo or FemmeMA?

[Smith]

oooh... dukes of hazard if the original series, starsky and hutch if the film remakes

sting or david bowie?

[Smith]

madness - at least it's excusable

insane or "alternative"?

[Smith]

good boy :D

punk or goth?

[Smith]

rocker, but it's not as close as i once thought

franz ferdinand or the libertines?

[Smith]

daisy duke hands down

chip or dale?

[Smith]

donald

pluto or goofy?

[Smith]

babies. kids are fine from birth till 2, then from 18 onwards.

champagne or whiskey?

[Smith]

train

back seat or front passenger?

[Smith]

40

odds on or long shot?

[Smith]

not overly bothered

belly or ass?

[Blanka]

for the one above SHORT everytime :)

Pink

cagewarriors or cagerage?

[Smith]

british, cos it's made of good sheffield steel. unless it's mafioso's, in which case it's MDF and chickenwire.

french or italian food?

[Smith]

jaffas

Domitopia or the Eternal Kingdom of Smith?

[Smith]

i might give you a province to rule... how do you like mexico? feel free to name it Nibblerland

otherwise... Smithtown

[Smith]

ants - much more combustible

peace on earth or goodwill to all men?

[Smith]

apple - tastier
predator - cooler

robocop or terminator?

[Smith]

apples

cockles or mussels? (alive, alive-o)

[Smith]

goddess. the rituals are more fun for the man, in general
cheese - tastier

cockles or mussels? (alive, alive-o)

[Smith]

country cottage

sonny or cher?

[Smith]

King
Stones

bonnie or clyde?

[Smith]

conservative

brown or blair?

[Smith]

beer

brown or blair?

[Smith]

a little bit of both, i reckon :D

troll hole or general discussion?

[Smith]

dinkys, as much for the laughs as the training.

ian b or dave b?

[Smith]

wolfslair, cos they're all a bunch of big-headed fuckers. allegedly.

miletich or ATT?

[Smith]

semtex

shogun or ninja?

[Smith]

KO

shogun or ninja?

[Smith]

guns for show, knives for a pro

hatchet harry or barry the baptist?

[Smith]

cousin avi!! :D:D:D

doug the head or turkish?

[Smith]

muppets

bum or bummmmmmm?

[Smith]

chandler - he's me! :D

rachel or monica?

[Smith]

british

spaced or red dwarf>?

[Smith]

clare grogan

explain who these people are or leave me in the dark?

[Smith]

yeast

i'd also like to change my vote to chloe annet now i know who they are

rimmer or rimming?

[Smith]

rimmer - red dwarf
rimming - licking someone's asshole

wear his coat

cheese or women?

[Smith]

you'd rather eat women than cheese? you sick fucker

big spoon.

jelly or custard?

[Smith]

puppies

wwf or wwe?

[Smith]

the rock

flair or sting?

[Smith]

spiderman

juggernaut or hulk?

[Smith]

dc

JSA or JLA?

[Smith]

joker

dc has better characters and storylines. i fail to see how marvel competes.

venom or carnage?

[Smith]

RB is a shitheel, ignore him

[Smith]

lol @ RB, the bumfucking ivan

[Smith]

*highfive*

[Smith]

fajitas

men or women?

[Smith]

short

tomboy or girlie girl?

[Smith]

neither

honesty that ruins your life, or a lie that keeps everything peachy, but makes you feel so guilty

[Smith]

bbc world service :p

charlotte church or sharon osbourne? (as concerns their talk shows)

[Smith]

Goose

peas or beans?

[Smith]

the third has more replay value, but goes forth is funnier

Spaced or Black Books?

[Smith]

rainbow

how many times is "muppets or fraggle rock" going to be asked????

zippy or bungle?

[Smith]

portland bill

muppets or fraggle rock?

[Smith]

so, does this thread want locking?