Roids

[Inokichinlock]

Most of you are all on them, what are the best ones?

[manimal]

none so far, but ive been looking into deca's apparent joint pain relieving properties. Im in agony this morning :mad:
thing is u cant just take it on your own, otherwise u get 'deca dick', so that means id have to stick another roid in my bum cheek

[simmy]

Deca is better wiv test and hgh combination...500mg test, 300mg deca per week and 4-6iu hgh 5/7 would be good course..Hgh is the best all round substance for mma athletes tho :D

[manimal]

cant afford HGH! u heard anything about the deca and joint pain?

[simmy]

cant afford HGH! u heard anything about the deca and joint pain?

Yea deca is good for joint pain as it lubricates the joints wiv excess fluid therefore increases in strength too..Collagen build up and bone healing qualities..Needs to be stacked as you may get deca dik..used by alot of sprinters too as heavy weights and plyometrics are done regulary..

[Tomatohead]

roids are for pussyholes

[EvilRachel]

roids are for pussyholes

If I take them will mine get stronger? To the point where my incontinence goes away?

[MMAlien]

You aint that old rach!

[EvilRachel]

Old enough to be your mother!

[ReaperBabe]

Old enough to be your mother!

But you're only 12! I know they're getting younger and younger but still....

[12oz]

Most of you are all on them, what are the best ones?

getting stuff that isnt shit is hard these days..do some research online eg packaging,ampules,printing etc.. you really find out who your friends are..i got sold winstrol years ago that gave me an abcess on my arse like half a rugby ball..luckly it cleared with antibiotics,and that was a mate that sold it to me..anyway heres some old and new..
heptalite
sustanon 250
primabolan
testeviron
deca 100
oxymethalone 50mg tabs
d-bol 5mg tabs
equipoise
drive

[simmy]

^^^^^ you lookin in the wrong places then mate ;)

[1colin]

If I take them will mine get stronger? To the point where my incontinence goes away?

i work in a elderly ward i could get you some incontinence pads if you want :p

[EvilRachel]

But you're only 12! I know they're getting younger and younger but still....

Noo... I wear age 11-12 clothes. That's different! :p


i work in a elderly ward i could get you some incontinence pads if you want :p

Will they fit in my VT Shorts?

[mcgovern]

i work in a elderly ward i could get you some incontinence pads if you want :p

once did some pad work with incontinence pads, my instructor said i was " DA SH*T"

[1colin]

Will they fit in my VT Shorts?

sure or i can get you the big nappies which could act as a groin guard too:D

[THE COLONEL]

What is deca dick never heard of it?????

[simmy]

What is deca dick never heard of it?????

Nandrolone deconate shuts down/lowers natural testosterone levels, therefore causing limp dick..That is why most athletes use deca in a cycle including testosterone therefore no cock probs when banging :D

[Leon212]

just train hard you pricks and stop cheating urselfs.i would wipe the floor with u cheating cunts

[Jamie Taylor]

As stated...Deca taken on its own is a big no-no as it will shut you down completely and takes a very long time to get your natural test levels back after coming off. I tell my friends who take it all the time but most dont listen, never mind. I like what manliness I have and my erections so.....

I have no shame in admitting I took steroids once ( when I was a 20yr old wannabe bodybuilder ) for almost 4 weeks. I was already in decent shape but wanted more. I Put 20lb on and was benching one day, I tore my rotator cuff in both shoulders due to the huge increase in muscular strength ( ligaments obviously werent happy with this ) lol. I also fell into depression, stopped taking my post cycle therapy ( HUGE mistake ) and basically fucked myself up both physically and mentally.

I am neither pro or anti roids, I belive they are like anything...If you abuse them they will come back and bite you on your arse. And if for any reason you decide to take them DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH.

I read up on them for about 6 months before deciding to take them, unlike most idiots nowadays who will put anything into their bodies.

[manimal]

dont think i'll bother, deca sounds like bad news. gonna try glucosamine and ice for my shafted shoulder, knees and elbows

[Inokichinlock]

just train hard you pricks and stop cheating urselfs.i would wipe the floor with u cheating cunts

You would have to learn to wipe your arse first then maybe you could have a go and beating some roiders...

I expect you have deca dick but aren't even on deca

[THE COLONEL]

Ive been doing a bit of research on this and apparently there was an article on t-nation. The article was about a strength and conditioning coach at the highest level in mma and he says steroids and other drugs are common place. He says that they cycle the gear so that when they come to fight the cycle is out of them. The only time people get caught is when they f**k up. I believe the best ones to have are test enanthate,equipoise which produces more red blood cells in turn giving you greater endurance and trenbolone all of these put quality muscle and very little water. which is good for the combat athlete.

[simmy]

^^^ Test enthenate causes water bloat therefore causing stamina probs as body is unacustomed with the extra weight and trenbolone acetate and tren enthenate are fuckin lethal on stamina and you cannot run on it...Equipoise,hgh,igf1,anavar and halotestin are best imo..All depending on weight class restrictions

[THE COLONEL]

bullshit mate i know loads of lads that do it!!!

[Jamie Taylor]

I should imagine test propionate being far better for combat athletes, due to its shorter half life and reduced water retention compared to the longer esters like enanthate.

Not sure about the trenbolone but a lot of mma athletes do take equipose for the reasons stated ..from what I have read anyhow, might not be true.

I think we should end this thread here. Wouldn`t want to give people any ideas. Roids are bad...hmmmmkaay.

[simmy]

bullshit mate i know loads of lads that do it!!!

Why don't you ask these lads wat they think is best before slate people...Maybe these lads haven't compared test enth to equipise and so forth...I've compared and understand the difference in stamina etc..Just read sum profiles on steroid.com and you will see that if you take tren a or test e whilst fighting you will gas..whilst bulking and not fighting then fine...

[qixing]

I realise that this is a little off topic as the original question was about what are the best roids to use. I got nothing against people taking roids etc for vanity or to enhance their recreational performance or recovery or whatever (although I have generally no rspect for them!!). Personally wouldnt touch them with a bargepoll, but i want to know peoples opinions on this.

If your competing, especially professionally, in combat sports/mma etc could you honestly feel good about your wins if taking gear was a part of your pre fight training? And if you lost when it was part of your pre fight training doesnt that make you feel worse? Like you werent even good enough with drugs to win?

I think you should just get in the gym and train as hard as your body will allow and may the best man/woman win.You get injured or your joints ache or what ever, tough luck.Get a new hobby/job if you dont like it, its all part of the game isnt it?

[manimal]

personally id prefer it if roids didnt exist; if i did end up taking deca and it sorted my joint probs i may change my mind but i have come across so many dickhead 'bodybuilders' that try and bully people and are up themselves just because they are big and full of roids. also someone on roids can make more gains in a couple of months than someone who has trained hard for yrs.

however, if u enter a comp that is not drug tested, or has sub standard durg testing - e.g. just on the day of a comp. would u just hope that your opponenet is honest enough not to cheat? or assume that hes going to cheat, and do the same?

[DanCrase]

All I take, supplement wise, in any form, are Thermogenics and Whey Protein, so that I don't go packing too much weight on when I take breaks from training for various uni/ band/ work commitments and so that my body holds up alright under the training I do, as I work 3 muscle groups per daily session.

Various things prevent me from even ever considering roids. Mainly the fact that my JT is my best asset and I don't wanna cause him any damage

[lovegrove]

The way I see it, the human body is a mass concotion of chemicals that are in a fine balance for a reason. To go adding chemicals that upset this balance is just asking for something bad to happpen.

On the flip side, I know people that have used steroids and had no problems at all. Still, I won't be using them.

[DanCrase]

I know someone who's drank old spice and cillit bang without problems. But there you go

[lovegrove]

I know someone who's drank old spice and cillit bang without problems. But there you go

Lol, did he shout all the time like Barry Scott after that?

[DanCrase]

Haha, no dude, I'd have gotten twatted for that!. Be funny though.

"HI!!, I'M BARRY SCOTT!".....yeah, bollocks you are!

[lovegrove]

Haha, no dude, I'd have gotten twatted for that!. Be funny though.

"HI!!, I'M BARRY SCOTT!".....yeah, bollocks you are!

:D lmao Just out of interest why did he drink old spice and cilit bang?

[DanCrase]

Someone dared him to, and he once remembered drinking Toilet Duck and it not affecting him.

[wagon]

I knew someone who drank domsestos (someone thought it would be funny to put it in his drink in a BBQ). He was on medication for the burned lining of his stomach and couldn't eat solid food. Right up to the point he killed himself.

[lovegrove]

I'm sorry to hear it man, that is horrible. :(

When I was in secondary school, someone put nuts in my friend Gavins dessert as he had a nut allergy and they thought it was like hay fever. They weren't laughing when he was rushed to hospital and was on adrenaline for the rest of the day.

[SuntanSuperman]

'edited as crap post'

[lovegrove]

Isn't deca-durabalon prescribed for older women suffering from osteoperosis?

[lovegrove]

Is the deca you guys are talking about the same substance that is prescribed for women with osteoperosis?

[simmy]

Nandrolone decanote

[csmith07]

Being a teacher who is in charge of Drug Education i can officially say "Roids shrink yer balls!" Now im not sure how you all feel bout this but i kinda like mine the way they are and dont fancy being called wee peas for the rest of my life!

Stay clear of the ball shrinkers!

:D

[wagon]

Being a teacher who is in charge of Drug Education i can officially say "Roids shrink yer balls!" Now im not sure how you all feel bout this but i kinda like mine the way they are and dont fancy being called wee peas for the rest of my life!

Stay clear of the ball shrinkers!

:D

I have huge nads so could do with some shrinkage!! Masterbating 4 times a day doesn't seem to be helping

[csmith07]

In that case Roid away my friend, roid away. Just dont come a crying to me when the only reason your wilber looks big is cause his back up are the size of jelly tots, all be it hairy Jelly tots. Ha ha hah a:D

[wagon]

It looks like a baby mole anyway:D

[csmith07]

:D Ha ha ha baby mole! good one!

[Jamie Taylor]

Brad... why would I lie about how much I put on ? It`s not like I kept any of it. I was taking 40mg of naposim and 750mg sust p/w to try take advantage of the prop.

I am well aware that most of it was water retention from the dianabol. Like I said I was young, eager and stupid.

[mcgovern]

twenty pounds on he he

[Jamie Taylor]

Glad you found that so amusing McGovern. Idiot.

[LittleDan]

Most of you are all on them, what are the best ones?

Dude, not to be one of those high and mighty moralist wimps but :-

A) Steroids are bad for you - in a variety of physical and neurological ways.

http://www.planetpapers.com/Assets/432.php
http://www.kidshealth.org/teen/drug_alcohol/drugs/steroids.html

B) If you are training BJJ, MMA or anything, if you enter a comp and win, you will never know weather it was your ability that has given you the victory or the fact that you have used performance enhancing drugs.

When I compete I want to win, but when I say I, I mean me not me+drugs. Don't cheat yourself and don't cheat other guys who train very hard with no added H.

[simmy]

Steroids effect everybody differently..so saying they are bad is generally bad advice..some bodybuilders have gone 30-40yrs with no adverse bad side effects whereas another may have liver damage, colon cancer at early useage..main factors are speeding up problems that already exist within the individual...

[James Saville]

brad didnt you once gain 30 pounds of muscle and 3 extra abs after a 3 day course?

[LittleDan]

Steroids effect everybody differently..so saying they are bad is generally bad advice..some bodybuilders have gone 30-40yrs with no adverse bad side effects whereas another may have liver damage, colon cancer at early useage..main factors are speeding up problems that already exist within the individual...

so they are not good then?

[simmy]

so they are not good then?

Depends whose takin them :D

[Daihlo]

I dont get why people wana use roids in mma anyway. I can understand body building as its so much about vanity anyway in general but mma? Surely if you fight in mma then you are out to prove to yourself more than prove to anyone else that you can fight and win? Unless you jump on the 'ufc' bandwagon and just wana get in the cage and look good. Anyone Ive ever known who has come from a martial arts background and gone into mma is serious about their own training and bettering themselves through THE SPORT, not through roids. Any one can take roids and fake it. you only get better technique, balanced to your body type and strength through proper training.

Just my opinion!

try training for yourself, dont matter if you lose some, thats part of learning. At least you will have acheived any results yourself and not through some fake quick fix.

[simmy]

^^^ certain gear can help increase red blood cell count, therefore increasing more muscular endurance and hgh can increase cardio output = more output for fighting :D

[Wiegieboard]

I use 200 micrograms of Beclometasone diaprepionate daily.