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chubs
30-04-2007, 02:15 PM
Apologies if this has been posted before -

Joe Arpaio, he is the Maricopa County Sheriff (Arizona) and he keeps getting
Elected over and over again.

These are some of the reasons why:
Sheriff Joe Arpaio created the"tent city jail" to save Arizona from spending tens of million of dollars on another expensive prison complex.
He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them. He banned smoking and porno magazines in the jails, and took away their weightlifting equipment and cut off all but "G" movies. He says:"they're in jail to pay a debt to society not to build muscles so they can assault innocent people when they leave." He started chain gangs to use the inmates to do free work on county and city projects and save taxpayer's money. Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination. He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again but only allows the Disney channel and the weather channel.
When asked why the weather channel he replied: "so these morons will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs."
He cut off coffee because it has zero nutritional value and is therefore a waste of taxpayer money. When the inmates complained, he told them,"This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."

He also bought the Newt Gingrich lecture series on US history that he pipes into the jails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series that actually tells the truth for a change would be welcome and that it might even explain why 95% of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.
With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record for June 2nd), the Associated Press reports: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed- wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their Government-issued pink boxer shorts. On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing pink boxer shorts were chatting in the tents, where temperatures reached 128 degrees. "This is hell. It feels like we live in a furnace," said Ernesto Gonzales, an inmate for 2 years with 10 more to go. "It's inhumane."
Joe Arpaio, who makes his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. "Criminals should be punished for their crimes not live in luxury until it's time for parole, only to go out and commit more crimes so they can come back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things many taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves." Wednesday he told all the inmates who were complaining of the heat in the tents:"It's between 120 to 130 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too,and they have to walk all day in the sun, wearing full battle gear and getshot at, and they have not committed any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"

Way to go, Sheriff! Maybe our Government should take a leaf out of his book?

slybone
30-04-2007, 04:04 PM
yeah right... you can imagine the lefty human rights brigade spitting their dummies over that idea.

Sometimes our colonial friends do actually seem to make some sense...

Tomatohead
30-04-2007, 04:25 PM
i saw a tv doc about this thing before fuckin good on him our prison should be like that 2

Sledge
30-04-2007, 05:36 PM
Too fucking right. Geezer.

Imagine the weather and disney channel all day. You would never even speed again.

Freestyler
30-04-2007, 06:03 PM
Best idea eva, shame the bleeding hearts over here namley mrs blair would be protesting within an hour!

woo
30-04-2007, 06:40 PM
Problem we have is our Justice system is too fllawed. I do agree though, prison should have the conditions stated above, people should be scared shitless of doing time.

badger
30-04-2007, 06:43 PM
Fair play to him. This is the way all prisoners should be treated.