Colon irrigation

[Da muss]

I saw it on TUF 5...... anyone done it? Are the health benefits THAT good?

[David Swann]

I have a couple of times, it cleanses your system, then once you have had it done, you should have a better digestive system as it is not clogged up with crap (no pun intended) I have done it before two fights to help with weight, the first time I lost over 2 1/2 kilos, but yes I felt better and it should help your skin and many other body functions, give it a try

[NeilD]

2.5 kg bloody hell thats quite a bit of turd clogging you up!!! - It aint that expensive... got a work mate who's missus does the treatments... although it might be a bit wierd going into work the next day and saying "Yeah your girlfriend did a really good job shoving a tube up my shitter!"

Maybe I'll stick with a big bowl of allbran lol

[Keon]

yes, they are good.
Had one befor, and having one in like a week, befor my fight.

[FlameBoy]

yeah, had it done lost 1.4 kgs. felt really good after it. the best bit its watching it all float past in the tube and massaging yourself to make more poo come out - hilarious

[nomad]

what sort of costs are there and does it actually make your digestion more comfortable?.. and how long does it take?
they won't scrape my Haemorrhoids with the tube will they?

[ralphylad]

I quite like the sound of it!!!:)

[nomad]

Having done these things on people to prepare them for bowel surgery 25 years ago when I was working as a nurse, I cannot understand why anyone would voluntarily subject themselves to such a horrible process..
If nature had intended such things humans would have trunks (like elephants) so that they could self administer the procedure whenever water was available

I believe there are yoga breathing techniques enabling you to suck the water up into your bowels from a bowl of liquid and spew it forth, enabling your insides to be shiny and clean... who needs a trunk?

[MMAlien]

Sounds good, what are the prices like!

[nomad]

Sounds good, what are the prices like!
well you could buy a cheap bowl from the pound store and the water is like.. maybe 1/2 pence a litre..

[nomad]

Well at least it would remove the social embarassment from the situation
Not if you do it as a public demonstration eh?

[Daihlo]

Another option is a detox programme. You can get some colonic detox drings (even sell one in tescos!) that you drink for about a week along with a diet and it basicaly loosens everything that gets stuck inside. It was on some detox programme and showed the results, some people had loads of stuff called collonic plaque come out, basicaly, turd that had left its residue in the walls of the colon and other tubes since childhood. One guy had even swollowed a marble as a kid and that came out stuck in the plaque! All the people in the detox prog had health benefits afterwards and probably lost a bit of weight!

How much is colonic irrigation then?

[Daihlo]

Following my last post, i did a quick google to try to find what I was describing, check this out yourself!

http://www.blessedherbs.com/?sp=internal-cleansing&gclid=CO6Bn_HNg4wCFRo1Zwod1FSzTw