Streetcombat

[Tez]

I brought you the Vikings now I present the magicians!



http://streetcombat.8m.com/main.html

[ReD_mIst]

Tez. Not sure if your were on SFUK at the time, but actually Master Eric Bristol made some posts. Can't remember what they were about though

[Tez]

Tez. Not sure if your were on SFUK at the time, but actually Master Eric Bristol made some posts. Can't remember what they were about though


Made an impresson then lol! Tbh his martial arts seem sound, its the levitation stuff thats a bit skewed though how cool would it be in a fight!

[ReD_mIst]

Hold on!!!!

If you look at the ultimate challenge section - http://streetcombat.8m.com/ultimate.html

Bypass all the shit, at the bottom is a list of people who have challenge Master Bristol and been vanquished.... in that list is one Joe Rogan, from Los Angeles... who was submitted in 19.4 seconds!!!

[Tez]

Hold on!!!!

If you look at the ultimate challenge section - http://streetcombat.8m.com/ultimate.html

Bypass all the shit, at the bottom is a list of people who have challenge Master Bristol and been vanquished.... in that list is one Joe Rogan, from Los Angeles... who was submitted in 19.4 seconds!!!

Very cool! It's a shame then that he has to put all that magic rubbish in, it makes it look like a joke!

[Emmet J]

My God. He's even better than we thought. Read this from the 'update and news section:


Excerpts for MNSS Newsletter #18935
Hans Eric Bristol Defeats Rickson Gracie

Ever since Hans Eric Bristol started sending Rickson Gracie numerous challenges, Rickson has not responded. Hans even used a male stripper messenger service to deliver the challenge to Rickson himself at his school in Pacific Palisades, California on January 23, 2004 to invoke a response from him. Still, nothing. On December 12, 2004, Hans Eric Bristol was finally able to challenge Rickson. At 2:00 A.M. in the morning, Hans through meditation made his celestial body separate from his physical body. His celestial body arrived at Rickson's home where Hans drew Rickson's celestial body out into the open. Rickson's celestial self accepted the challenge. Hans visualized a cage out in the Neo-Tranzoride realm where the fight was to take place.

During the fight, Rickson attempted numerous takedowns. Hans was able to evade the takedowns by shifting his body to the side and visually redirecting Rickson's eyesight with a feinting motion. The frustrated Rickson attempted to punch. Hans was able to block and dodge many of the punches, but Rickson did land one sharp jab at Hans' face. Then suddenly, Hans darted, and he disappeared from Rickson's frontal view. Then Rickson was surprised to know that Hans was in back of him. He turned around where he was met with a left hook to the chin. Rickson was knocked out in 21.3 seconds. Hans Eric Bristol has won the challenge.

Keep in mind, the Neo-Tranzoride realm is a place in the celestial plane where the physical laws of nature are EXACTLY the same as in reality as proven by neo-physicists, so this is valid victory. After the fight, Rickson woke up in his bedroom with a bruised chin with total memory of what has happened. Hans also was able to pinch Rickson's sacral nerve after he was knocked out which made him impotent. Hans imputed into Rickson's memory that he is the only one who can align his nerve function meridian, and that he will only do this if Rickson's would release a public letter telling of his defeat to Hans Eric Bristol Hans Eric Bristol thanks Rickson Gracie for accepting this challenge. Rickson Gracie is wholeheartedly respected.


Awesome

[AntonM]

What a load of wank

[Emmet J]

What a load of wank

What do you mean?

Why would he lie?