Bwaaahahaha! I've got a few stories...

[Chris Kerr]

...but I'm not telling you!
:p

[cagewarriors]

Chris "The Hollywood Hotsot Tease!!"Kerr

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Maccavelli]

Ill boot ya in the bollox yeee cunny funt :)

This gives me an idea for a new thread

[Chris Kerr]

Well guys, don't you wonder why all of a sudden I am called 'The Hollywood Hotshot'?
Mr Hollywood is a cool name too though isn't it?

[iandean]

I have enough bad drinking stories...
Like the time i was at uni in Brighton, and i was at a conferance till 6 pm. I got top marks and to celebrate we went to a local bar. But i got so drunk i had to be put on a train. But i was put on the wrong one and i ended up 150 miles away!! I ended up getting mugged on that train and knocked out and woke up some 3 hours later in Bedford station 2.30 am.

Then as i woke up i was drunk and fell down the stairs at the station, and the next thing i know its 6am and im in london with a pounding headache.

I wouldnt of minded but the guys who mugged me nicked my phne, and phoned my parents ad told them, that they left me for dead.

[Ross]

maybe we should move angry stories to this site

[cagewarriors]

Great Idea angry dude!!!

Lets have some angry stories

[Rob Hannis]

Angry stories are always good, especially if they involve wasps.

[Ross]

i told you those god damn wasps started it

[cagewarriors]

and encounters with fat chicken eating bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rob Hannis]

The wasps might've started it but you had the last word with those wasps.

[Ross]

yeh i fucking showed them

[Lhn]

"...but I'm not telling you! "

Haa Haa - why not chris, your stories are always some of the best.

I would tell you, but honestly when I get too wasted I remember nothing. I don't trust the stories other people tell me what I get upto, or maybe i just don't wanna believe them

[Chris Kerr]

Imagine being a fly on the wall at one of my nights out?
Gary, my best mate, has now taken to smashing glasses and EATING them!! He got off with a bird last monday and he still had shards of glass stuck in his mouth!

[Lhn]

Aye, your night outs sound sweet.

"smashing glasses and EATING them!!"

Your mate is mad, you can die from that, if it cuts up your insides you bleed to death and the glass will be stuck. It used to be used as a way to assignate people according to me friend

[Chris Kerr]

Mate, I was out on the piss with my mate last night, and he ate glass again. This time however, something was different, as he sliced his mouth wide open and there was a canny bit of blood. There was this beautiful and sweet as sugar girl there 2, and she was watching it, and then a tear came to her eye! Honestly, she started crying!

[Lhn]

Is that his party trick? I can thick of more impressive and smarter ones - lol. Why does he do it, he must be mad :D

[Chris Kerr]

Yeh man it is a good chatupline.
My chatup line is "Hi...I'm not wearing any underwear...see??"
His is "You know Jackass? Well I am too crazy for them...I eat glass watch this!"

Bwaaahahaha!

[Lhn]

My chatup line is "Hi...I'm not wearing any underwear...see??"
His is "You know Jackass? Well I am too crazy for them...I eat glass watch this!"

Haa Haa:D

[droc]

What's got 2 thumbs, speaks french and Fucks like a tiger?

*Points to himself with thumbs*

Moi!!

[Rob Hannis]

lol @ droc, that's pretty good I might have to try it.

Sledge, that might work but might also get you slapped.

[droc]

Hows your belly for a lodger??

Do you sleep on your stomach?
NO!
Do you mind if I do??

Luv' do you fancy going halves on a bastard??

This public safety announcement was brought to you by DROC enterprises

[marvli]

Yo. You'll do ....(usually works)

[Rob Hannis]

All of these have worked when used in the correct circumstances:

.....no, of course I'll behave myself, I don't usually sleep with people on the first night either. It would just be nice to have your company.

So you're 16? (NYE2002/2003)

Hi I'm Rob. (Admiditly this one can't be used by everyone)

Nice skirt (needs a drunken slurr as used @ party in 1993 or 94)

But I don't like your mate, I like you. (Newcastle 2002)

Yes I am good with my tongue. (Ritzy Lincoln summer 1998)

[Hywel Teague]

man i like drocs french speaking tiger chat up line- that rocks!

heres one i cringe when i think about- i can't believe i used this and it worked

"is your boyfriend here tonight?"
"i don't have a boyfriend"
"good"
*proceeds to enthusiastically chew girls face off*

god that was lame- but it worked :rolleyes:

i also used
"so i hear you're bisexual, is that true?"
"yep"
"great! i love lesbians too!"
i went out with that girl for over a year after that! lol :D

my mate has had some success with this extremely corny fucker:

*turns to random chick*
"polar bears. they're really heavy."
"what the fuck?"
"oh sorry, i just thought i'd say something that might break the ice" :)

[Godders]

Lift up your shirt, start rubbing your nipple and look at the girl you fancy.

If she pukes, bolts and runs away it was never meant to be.

If she comes over and joins in, there lyes true love my friend.

[Chris Kerr]

I only got one hour sleep last night...that's one hour too many considering where I spent the night ;) wink wink

[Sliat]

I was recommended by one of my bisexual friends BiMingle...comm to find more bisexual friends. They are really friend and open-mined.