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Smith
23-07-2005, 08:51 AM
my lord, i do believe he's about to bust out a "chim chim cheroo" in a second...
Smith
24-07-2005, 12:25 AM
admit it, you had to google "chim chim cheroo" to understand that one...
Smith
25-07-2005, 08:24 AM
so... if you're able to give a "good old fashioned american shit talking" AND you don't fall into "fake ass cockney talk", surely that would make you both a yank AND a genuine cockney. now, my geography isn't that good, but i'd have thought that was an impossibility.... so.... you must be bullshitting on at least one of them.

Lesson #1: when insulting people, don't contradict your earlier claims, inferred or stated.
Smith
25-07-2005, 02:00 PM
I like this guy more than Smiffy.

boo fucking hoo
Smith
25-07-2005, 07:18 PM
i resent that, crooky - see how i even repeated the "boo" for emphasis?
Smith
26-07-2005, 12:30 PM
"make up"? why? the truth is so much more accurate.
Smith
26-07-2005, 03:00 PM
kimura's a twat, edge - he probably has no idea about any current affairs outside of his cafe-working, adolescence-emulating world.
Smith
27-07-2005, 09:43 AM
ummm... how about i stay right here instead and provoke you into more comically-challenged responses?
Smith
27-07-2005, 06:36 PM
Jake, no contest.
Smith
28-07-2005, 12:55 PM
yeah, but jake's got the best lines, and is the better singer...
Smith
29-07-2005, 12:45 AM
We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight, and we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Britain's Mixed Martial Arts Community who have chosen to join us here in the Wembley Conference Centre at this time. We do sincerely hope you'll all enjoy the show, and please remember people, that no matter who you are, and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there are still some things that make us all the same. You, me them, everybody, everybody.


it flows so easily...
Smith
29-07-2005, 02:49 PM
think we could add the Blues Brothers (or one of their many tribute acts) to the poll for who should replace richard cackwood at cage rage?

obviously, the blues brothers would be a 4th choice after rolf harris, mark and lard, sarah cawood/philippa forester...
Smith
01-08-2005, 12:33 PM
lol

gotta love the idea of the heavyweights entering the cage to "a roll with it", or a KO being greeted with "feel like shite" and cuts with "ugly bleeder"...
Smith
02-08-2005, 10:57 AM
hahaha! legendary link, dude! :D:D:D