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Confidence Man
26-10-2007, 09:59 PM
Because he kept pinching things.
TheFreak
26-10-2007, 10:17 PM
LOL made me giggle.
female
26-10-2007, 10:25 PM
A man strides into the doctors.

Nurse asks his name and he takes a seat

His name is called and enters the doctors room

He pulls down his pants and pulls out his Penis

The doctors simply ask "What's wrong with that?"

Answers the man...



"Nothing - don't you think it's a beauty":D
Basilisk
27-10-2007, 05:08 AM
A termite walks into a pub and asks "Is the bar tender here?"
jimmy snuka
27-10-2007, 05:46 AM
A man walks into an optians,
The optitian tells him " Listen to me, You have got to stop Wanking"
The man says "whyy will it make me go blind???"

And the option says
"No.... but its annoying everybody in reception"

x x
Basilisk
27-10-2007, 07:24 AM
And the option says
"No.... but its annoying everybody in reception"

What option? Was it multiple choice?
Luke
27-10-2007, 09:44 AM
A man walks into a bar...oops!
DanCrase
27-10-2007, 12:57 PM
Man goes to his doctor and says
"Doctor, I keep having dreams that I'm writing the Lord of the Rings"

The doctor replies
"Ah, you're obviously Tolkein in your sleep"


A-HAAAA!
Tommo
27-10-2007, 06:12 PM
I´m pissed off, I just got stung by a bee.......... 20 fuckin quid for a jar of honey!!
OLDBOY
27-10-2007, 07:31 PM
what do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Nacho cheese


What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot
csmith07
29-10-2007, 10:36 AM
Patient: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of Curtains

Doctor: Well i wouldnt worry about thast son, you've got AIDS.