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Hands Of Stone
01-03-2003, 02:45 AM
Rob Hannis's mum has recently had a vaginal wash-out and thus is able to offer this unusual property. Though situated on a busy thoroughfare, this quaint but spacious domicile has all the modern comforts of hot and cold running sores, double parking and a striking yet understated rear entrance. Early viewing is advised due to reoccuring yeast infection but first to view will probably make an offer and no reasonable offer refused.

Please contact the vendor for further information.

Thank you,
The Hands.

01-03-2003, 11:22 AM
U r one sick mofo lol

Rob Hannis
01-03-2003, 04:14 PM
I thought you had the option of first refusal on it paul?

If anyone wants the remains of the washout then speak to jenkins as he was last seen having it on his cornflakes.

02-03-2003, 09:53 PM


Rob Hannis
03-03-2003, 01:33 PM
If it's quality godders why were you arguing with my mum about a refund?

03-03-2003, 02:08 PM
Cause im a tight scottish bastard :woo

Rob Hannis
04-03-2003, 01:27 AM
She said you were tight, just as she came down to get the electric strap on and lube.

04-03-2003, 10:25 AM
This is gross.


sniper: ---------------------------------------------------------------- :hippy:

21-05-2003, 07:57 PM
Paul's deranged sense of humour never ceases to amaze, I'm beginning to turn to the dark side, Blanka has put some good work in the hotties forum but I fear the force is strong in this one.

21-05-2003, 08:22 PM
It's funny cuz it's true

Hands Of Stone
21-05-2003, 08:30 PM
' Come to the Darkside. These aren't the gimp's you're looking for......'

Once I've re-stocked my PC (Personel Contaminater), I'll be back on here in full effect for the final push for the dawn of a new Empire.

The Hands.

Rob Hannis
22-05-2003, 12:53 PM
And your new empire will rapidly fall as I send you another virus.