4 word story thread

[Godders]

Im bored.

Lets do a story, everyone gets 4 words each.

Ill start it off

One day, long ago

[cagewarriors]

in a little town

[Godders]

lived a girl who liked

[cagewarriors]

to play with toys?

[Godders]

Which included many interesting

[cagewarriors]

types shapes and sizes?

[Godders]

of assorted goodies including

[cagewarriors]

a giant cucumber shaped?

[Rob Hannis]

like a badly deformed

[cagewarriors]

anyway whilst she played

[Hywel Teague]

a banjo while straddling

[cagewarriors]

the cucumber shaped thingy?:D

[Hywel Teague]

afterwards she decided to...

[Godders]

Sing a happy song about

[Hywel Teague]

the eventful occasion she...

[Godders]

pulled a plucked chicken from

[cagewarriors]

from! her little pussy??

[Godders]

the cat yellped with

[cagewarriors]

the chickens juices running?

[Godders]

Out of the KFC

[cagewarriors]

past a big fat lady???????

[Godders]

who phoned the RSPCA

[cagewarriors]

whilst chomping down her

[Godders]

plucked chicken she found

[cagewarriors]

whilst stroking her own???

[Godders]

wart covered, puss filled

[cagewarriors]

smelly moth eaten pussy??

[Godders]

Which wasnt a cat, however

[Hywel Teague]

was often mistaken for...

[cagewarriors]

a big hairy matted rug

[Godders]

In dire need of

[Hywel Teague]

a darn good brushing.

[cagewarriors]

and maybe a wash::confused:

[Godders]

Stench aside she was

[cagewarriors]

anyway moving on to!!

[Rob Hannis]

. After a long walk

[cagewarriors]

up a dark seedy alleyway

[Rob Hannis]

the ninja dwarf was

[cagewarriors]

playing with his tool??

[Hywel Teague]

but got bored quickly.

[widge milward]

so he then decided

[Godders]

To tottaly flip out

[Maccavelli]

ninja style cause he

[cagewarriors]

ate fat bitches smelly

"you were right"

[Maccavelli]

I edited my last post cause godders posted before me, im sure itll still work

Trick tramp scank ho

[Godders]

Meanwhile, Tony blair was

[widge milward]

wanking under a desk

[Maccavelli]

over a picture off

[Rob Hannis]

a very sick website

[cagewarriors]

maggie t being buggered

[Maccavelli]

by a large flaccid

[cagewarriors]

looking j Major whilst

[widge milward]

anne widecombe (sp?) was watching

[Hywel Teague]

shaking, he then screamed:

[cagewarriors]

dont just watch bitch

[widge milward]

come sit on my

[cagewarriors]

wart infested cucumber looking

[widge milward]

cheesey smelling ugly yet

[cagewarriors]

moving onto the other

[Ross]

man, like kerr usually

[cagewarriors]

here we go "Hotshot"

[Ross]

hannis screamed whilst kerr

[Godders]

pulled out the large

[Hywel Teague]

black knobbler of doom

[Rob Hannis]

from dougie's astonishingly wide

[Hywel Teague]

ranging supply from soho!

[Godders]

Dougie upset over his

[cagewarriors]

of inanimate objects in

[Godders]

which he keeps many

[Rob Hannis]

sexual drugs incase of

[Hywel Teague]

urgent assistance in raising

[Godders]

a colony of small ferrets

[Hywel Teague]

not normal ferrets but

[Godders]

with big pointy teeth

[Rob Hannis]

that had a nasty

[cagewarriors]

habit of fucking smelly

[Hywel Teague]

tramps over for fags

[cagewarriors]

and nicking thier meths

[Ross]

i like big butts

[Ross]

and i cannot lie

[Ross]

these other people cant deny

[Ross]

that when i go

[Ross]

out and scream and

[Ross]

shout all i want is

[Ross]

BIG BUTTS AND I CANT DENY

[cagewarriors]

I,m as mad as

[Ross]

ross on a saturday

[cagewarriors]

night after a good old??

[Hywel Teague]

barn burning tear-up

[cagewarriors]

the UK,s pitbull likes

[Rob Hannis]

nothing more than a

[cagewarriors]

chewing down on a nice

[Ross]

fat pussy, head kicking

[cagewarriors]

backwards and forwards with

[Godders]

a funky latino type flair

[Hywel Teague]

Anyway, back in Switzerland

[Godders]

some woman had pointy

[Hywel Teague]

toes on her clogs

[Rob Hannis]

which came in handy

[Godders]

for opening her ripe

[Ross]

mangos on jamaican beaches

[Hywel Teague]

she said pass de doochie

[Godders]

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAAAANNNNN, meanwhile back

[chisel]

southampton, a group of

[Godders]

mad drunken people decided

[Rob Hannis]

that hippy throwing was

[chisel]

to play the casino

[Godders]

not only fun, but

[chisel]

beneficial to society so

[Godders]

hippy throwing they went

[cagewarriors]

of they bloody well

[Lhn]

breast, pussy, arse & legs

(this story is brill, but you need to get back on track, I've include 4 words well things I love about women to do this - lol)

[Godders]

clad in the finest

[Hywel Teague]

foxy leather slut gear

[Rob Hannis]

that made them look

[Godders]

rather sexy, yet strangly

[Rob Hannis]

filthy and as though

[Hywel Teague]

they needed it HARD.

[Godders]

10 mins of peeling

[Rob Hannis]

is all that's needed

[Hywel Teague]

to ensure no suffering

[cagewarriors]

when they crack the

[Godders]

nuts of the kinky

[Hywel Teague]

young male MMA fighters!

[cagewarriors]

as they do battle

[iandean]

on the fantasy channel :)

[Rob Hannis]

to get a hard

[Godders]

on which lasted all

[cagewarriors]

all three rounds and

[Godders]

went to judges decision

[Rob Hannis]

but the judges had

[Hywel Teague]

bigger and better plans

[cagewarriors]

whilst they were watching

[Hywel Teague]

oiled up lesbians dancing

[cagewarriors]

naked around the outside

[Godders]

the cage wearing ickle

[Hywel Teague]

sparkly stick on tattoos.

[cagewarriors]

on thier bum cheeks

[Rob Hannis]

. Meanwhile in a soho

[Chris Kerr]

sex shop, Chris Kerr

[iandean]

got a job as

[Chris Kerr]

a male escort and

[astrobabe75]

rattled his tatties against

[Chris Kerr]

the carrots which made

[cagewarriors]

the old ladys who

[Hywel Teague]

were watching pee themselves.

[Godders]

Dribbling granny pants isnt

[cagewarriors]

fun for most but

[Hywel Teague]

Haniis Kerr and Jenkins

[cagewarriors]

were lapping it up

[Hywel Teague]

teabagging like no tomorrow!

[cagewarriors]

jenkins pulls out his

[Godders]

apple from his foreskin

[cagewarriors]

and proceeds to ram

[Godders]

it up the poor

[cagewarriors]

Old ladys butt hole

[Godders]

YOUNG MAN, she shouted

[cagewarriors]

whilst Chris and Hannis

[Hywel Teague]

gleefully watched and wanked!

[cagewarriors]

untill one of the

[Hywel Teague]

guys shot their load.

[Chris Kerr]

in the garlic sauce

[Rob Hannis]

that had dripped off

[cagewarriors]

the old boiler that

[iandean]

was serviced yesterday by...

[cagewarriors]

jenkins & his beer can

[Rob Hannis]

in a very vigorous

[cagewarriors]

orifice recently visited by

[iandean]

aliens from another world

[Hywel Teague]

populated entirely by lesbians... :D

[cagewarriors]

who inulge in fist

[Godders]

fighting, other wise known

[Hywel Teague]

as no holes :p barred

[cagewarriors]

here comes da pain?

[Rob Hannis]

was the cheer erupting

[cagewarriors]

from the hotties who

[Rob Hannis]

had been released from

[cagewarriors]

thier bondage chains to

[Chris Kerr]

service Chris Kerr and

[Rob Hannis]

hannis in tag team

[Chris Kerr]

triple threat with someone

[Rob Hannis]

fluffing like mad to

[Hywel Teague]

go offtopic completely. cheese,

[Chris Kerr]

while being tasty and

[cagewarriors]

normally goes down with

[Chris Kerr]

a nice chilled glass

[Rob Hannis]

of monkey puke extracted

[Wiegieboard]

with a man ho.....

[cagewarriors]

ministry spokesman who says

[Rob Hannis]

, I have defeated the

[rabbithutchvt]

big bad and ugly

[Wiegieboard]

post night out jobby

[Godders]

After cleaning my pants

[marvli]

Big Billy homo rider

[Hywel Teague]

screamed out in pain

[marvli]

cellotape, pubes don't mix

[Wiegieboard]

into my favourite desserts

[Ross]

im like a chainsaw

[Godders]

ripping through you, Im

[Wiegieboard]

puncturing your gellatinous plug

[Wiegieboard]

a cute little bow

[Wiegieboard]

by god my man

[Wiegieboard]

on godzillas giant island

[Wiegieboard]

which was the butchest

[Wiegieboard]

And was filled with

[Wiegieboard]

strain of the ringworm

[Wiegieboard]

a mountie was busy

[Wiegieboard]

She said, "say what

[Wiegieboard]

all over micheal jacksons

[Godders]

Jenkins green with envy

[Godders]

Meanwhile, back in USA

[Godders]

Suddenly out of the

[Godders]

Superman with his trusty

[Wiegieboard]

rear tail light, or

[Godders]

Home of Jack D

[Godders]

find the tittybar so

[Smith]

but only to young

[cagewarriors]

on thier way too

[cagewarriors]

big thick fat banana

[cagewarriors]

with udders like melons

[cagewarriors]

while talking some shit

[Smith]

suddenly, smith exploded like

[Smith]

whereupon he discovered someone

[Blanka]

with six nipples so

[Smith]

shoes that anyone had

[Blanka]

the giant pile of

[Smith]

like he was trying

[Smith]

revolution ever seen since

[Blanka]

bungee jumping in the

[Smith]

hyde park 1000 guineas

[Blanka]

because orgasms rode well.