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tomtailford
06-03-2008, 04:06 PM
I'm 23, average build, 5' 11", wear glasses and have short ginger hair.

Interests include MMA, Filming & Photography, general geekery & having fun.

Bidding starts at £1, any takers?
r-v
06-03-2008, 04:53 PM
I thought some one was selling some ass (leaves thread dissapointed)
mark22uk
06-03-2008, 05:05 PM
will give you 50 pence for your classes as my eyes are starting to go
Femme-ma
06-03-2008, 05:38 PM
Pictures. We need to see what we're buying.

Could you also confirm the exact details in what usage we can expect from the goods in questions.

Many Thanks
caledonianprint
06-03-2008, 06:10 PM
how odd!

lol

better watch that noone is looking for a punk.

just a thought
caledonianprint
06-03-2008, 06:12 PM
actually

where are you located?
tomtailford
06-03-2008, 06:44 PM
1453

This is a picture of me back last summer, ive changed a bit since then, ie. glasses
caledonianprint
06-03-2008, 06:45 PM
nice one

look like my ex
ReaperBabe
06-03-2008, 07:00 PM
Dear Tom

Do you offer a 14 day money back guarantee? Can you confirm that if I'm not totally satisfied with the goods, can I have free returns and full refund?

Also, I can observe that you are indeed missing a tooth. Are you able to offer a 10% discount based on that?

Regards
Lou
06-03-2008, 07:02 PM
Do you offer a "try before you buy" trial period/test drive?
caledonianprint
06-03-2008, 07:35 PM
there is a missing tooth but you do get two hair bobbles and an earing
tomtailford
06-03-2008, 09:47 PM
no discounts, just my body... maybe a bit of whipped cream
david5
06-03-2008, 09:50 PM
£1???

can get three in a pack down poundland
Luke
06-03-2008, 10:09 PM
no discounts, just my body... maybe a bit of whipped cream

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd304/lucanking/guido46.jpg
jade8468
07-03-2008, 01:24 AM
omfg lol i think ya should lower ur price lol
HISSYFIT
07-03-2008, 11:31 AM
Would you be willing to split the lot, i would be willing to go 25p for some whipped cream....
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
;-P
ReaperBabe
07-03-2008, 02:58 PM
Would you be willing to split the lot, i would be willing to go 25p for some whipped cream....
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
;-P

Ok you're on! I'm willing to go another 25p for the ickle dog.

Anyone willing to make the remaining 50p?
Luke
07-03-2008, 03:05 PM
I reckon he'd make for a good grappling dummy. Real life and everything!
Lou
07-03-2008, 03:52 PM
Ok you're on! I'm willing to go another 25p for the ickle dog.

Anyone willing to make the remaining 50p?


Ok ,I'll stump up the extra 50p. I just sold my bf so I am feeling rich.:D
Rosi
07-03-2008, 04:04 PM
I could do with a body for experiments and dissection and stuff... i'll bid a fiver :D
ReaperBabe
07-03-2008, 05:35 PM
I could do with a body for experiments and dissection and stuff... i'll bid a fiver :D

A fiver???? You're just pulling rank now pffff :D Just as long as I still get the pooch for 25p, fine by me!

Lou, how much did you get for your bf?