How would grand celestial do practicioner do in MMA?

[Luke]

http://cosmicfighting.atspace.com/

Oldie but goodie. So if one of these guys went up against Bob Sapp, who'd win do you think?

[ReD_mIst]

awesome....

[AVI4]

(Special Note: Master Ziegler will be teaching the class while Grandmaster Salusbury is currently making numerous visits to the Intergalactic Solstice Committee in the Orion System)

Schedule: Saturday, Sunday -- 9:00 AM to 12:00 PM / Tuition: $500.00 per month


BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Viper]

sign me up

[Luke]

I wonder what kind of sparring they do and how they adapt their art to MMA. I'd love to see one of their fighters fight intro's, that'd be great!

[vileniall]

Haha Americans. did anyone see that louis theroux documentary when he spent time with that family of fanatics that hate everyone? they were soo wierd and inbred.

[Luke]

Is that the Phelps 'god hates fags' people? They've lost the plot.

[vileniall]

yeah it was great when somone did a drive-by and threw a drink at them!!! they deserve to be stoned to death, rallying at soldiers funerals is disgusting!

[Luke]

I know what you mean but it's freedom of speech. As disgusting as they are it's not like they're going about bombing or killing people, but I do agree that a line has to be drawn somewhere.

[vileniall]

people shouldn't have freedom of speech they should just think and say what i think. fuck all this right to conscience and freedom of thought bullshit.

[Luke]

lol!!! I'd love everyone to think and say what I think. Unfortunately the world doesn't work like that. Maybe if I had enough weapons and an army It'd be a different matter. If only I had a nuke...aah, the possibilities.

[unhappy barry]

not very well

[Luke]

Don't be so presumptuous unhappy barry. I mean, if a practitioner went up against someone who did Joe Son Do, maybe they'd stand a chance although their Photonic nutshots would not have any effect on the might of Joe sons balls! It'd be a good fight. Although I can't see that they do much groundwork, so would probbaly get owned by a BJJ guy.

[vileniall]

does this guy actually believe it himself or is he scamming some geeks, Rex Kwon Do stylee.?

[Luke]

I'm not sure but as the site says 'this is truth. On May 12, 4025 A.D., it will be proven'. So we just gotta wait about for another 2017 years and then we'll know for sure.

[vileniall]

I'll only be 2035, in my prime i'd say, I'll teach these extra terrestrials a thing or two about cosmic fighting intergalaticaly, lets hope the beastie boys are still alive then.

[Luke]

Apparently the only physical evidence the guy has to his claim and I quote is a mercury-based silicon nodule implanted into his cerebral cortex, that has a chemical composition no one on Earth has seen before (or whatever the hell one of them is).

He says 'The Visitors' use this to track his location, lol! I think this guy's been reading too many comics. I've looked up his MMA record on MMAUNIVERSE and he doesn't even have one, unless if he fights as someone else (maybe Dr Spock...I'll look it up!).

[vileniall]

dont be an idiot luke, he fought the aliens, look on their site!!!

how does he know that he has blah blah blah cerebral cortex? did he open her up and have a look??