How did you lose your virginity?

[Luke]

I did it with a fat american bird. Wasn't really expecting it. Went out for a few drinks, had some fun, went back to mine, gave her a massage...1 thing let to another and 2 minutes later I was like 'yes, I've finally done it, I'm no longer a virgin...I'm a winner!'. Had to sleep on the floor though cos she was hogging the space what with being rather large and I had no room.

So what about you guys/girls? Come on, fess up!

[vileniall]

[QUOTE=Luke;166987]Had to sleep on the floor though cos he was hogging the space what with being rather large and I had no room.
QUOTE]

WTF

[Jawz]

lol saw that too

[Luke]

[QUOTE=Luke;166987]Had to sleep on the floor though cos he was hogging the space what with being rather large and I had no room.
QUOTE]

WTF

Aaaah!!!!!!!

*changes*

Christ, ok just changed, everything's good... and I did say 'bird' at the start.

[vileniall]

yeah that made it worse. were you wasted? "a few drinks" was it absinthe by the pint?

[Viper]

still a virgin me

[vileniall]

well viper you can still be the pope then. keep practising that Abstinence.

[mmashay]

i lost mine by sticking my cock up dis slut!

[ReD_mIst]

It was an uncle and he told me it was "our special little secret" and not to tell mummy.

[Emmet J]

It was an uncle and he told me it was "our special little secret" and not to tell mummy.

DELETE THIS POST NOW!

If your uncle reads this post you'll be in serious trouble.

[Duchman]

aaron chatfield and i had a thing

[Alex Gold]

Dumb luck...

[simmy]

It was when i date raped sum girl in town 5yrs ago....Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Don't tell anyone!! Lmao

[James Saville]

i got drnk..then went into some random bed room at a house party..did it could just se he like sipping i was in like drunken daze...then i threw up like 2 minutes after id done...

[simmy]

i got drnk..then went into some random bed room at a house party..did it could just se ''''''

'''he like sipping i was in like drunken daze''''''''''...then i threw up like 2 minutes after id done...


Whats goin on here Mr Saville???? '''He''' was like sleeping???:D ;)

[Soulful_rhythm]

loads of "he" action on this thread, two of you now losing your virginity to men, any more?? ;)

[bigleeroy1]

It was when i date raped sum girl in town 5yrs ago....Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Don't tell anyone!! Lmao

i prefere to call it suprise sex!!! its not rape if you shout SUPRISEEEEEE!!!

[Sports-Select.co.uk]

I think I had my virginity stolen. I know I had it with me one night when I went out drinking, but when I woke up in the morning it was gone and so was she...

[Luke]

I think I had my virginity stolen. I know I had it with me one night when I went out drinking, but when I woke up in the morning it was gone and so was she...

Well at least it wasn't a 'he', or an 'it' come to think of it, lol.

[Allan Shrek]

behind the fridge.

[Emmet J]

behind the fridge.

Don't call her that.

[MMAlien]

On my grilfriend at the times floor quite boring really!

[simmy]

i prefere to call it suprise sex!!! its not rape if you shout SUPRISEEEEEE!!!

I like that...I'll use that next time...:D