View Full Version : Can I really sell porn on here?

Rob Hannis
10-02-2003, 08:37 PM
Is this true? Will you be trying to take a cut of my profits?

10-02-2003, 08:39 PM
15% pimping charge :kiss:

Rob Hannis
10-02-2003, 08:47 PM
In that case post your orders below.

10-02-2003, 08:58 PM
I have some porn on cd for sale, needs to be sold before it's discovered by my snooping family.


Hannis I can see you and Godders are going to make a small fortune on this forum although I hope he is not going to try and pimp you to make money.

10-02-2003, 09:15 PM
I think Godders you really ought to have a copy of each proposed pornographic material sent to you for approval? Then you in turn should run me of a copy just to make sure, then they can sell what they like after that:chinese: :chinese:

10-02-2003, 09:26 PM
Its only fair:eh:

10-02-2003, 09:37 PM
Rob i would like the honour of being the first CW porn punter!!!!:) :) :)

next time your on msn give me a shout!

Rob Hannis
10-02-2003, 10:17 PM
Only pimping porn I'm afraid at the moment, if the right offer comes along though I'm available to take out your wives, girlfriends etc for dates, birthdays and anniversaries (females only)

Maverick, as the first customer you'll get a free "The Censor" CD with your first purchase.

17-02-2003, 12:37 PM
Godders what are your credentials to approve porn? Everyone knows that I am the real deal and have loadsa experience when it comes to watching porn and reveiwing porn. We wouldn't want you to guy blind now would we - lol

Hywel Teague
17-02-2003, 12:52 PM
if anyone wants a copy of Dirty Anal Kelly on VCD you're more than welcome. a mate gave it to me and its the most sickening porn film i've seen.

and i've seen many many many sick ones.

:2pukes: puke: :blue :ill: :nurse:

17-02-2003, 03:04 PM
I have a 7wpd average and would be a perfect candidate!!

WPD=Wank per day

:arse :axe :gulp :mrt:

Damn funny smiles.....

Rob Hannis
18-02-2003, 05:20 PM
I'll bagsey that copy Dirty Anal Kelly, bet it's not that sickening but I'll give you an honest review, afterall I am the porn king (According to my profile!) :jiggly

:chair: :brick :fight:

Hywel Teague
18-02-2003, 05:33 PM
no probs Rob, mail me your address and i'll post it to you. if you have anything to trade i'd be interested in any VCDs of ufc/pride etc...

Rob Hannis
19-02-2003, 11:32 AM
You've got mail mate, and some suggestion for a trade.

I'll shall be putting up a review of the material, and shall be including information on the following essentials, number of A2M shots, fitness of birds, number of dp scenes, number of spit roasts, any girl on girl weapon based scenes, any feltching, any gagging and of course the plot and acting ability.

:bounce :bounce :bounce

19-02-2003, 12:33 PM
I think as you venture into this new role of reviewing porn material you should have your own little finale slogan to mark your course??

At the end of your review you should have something like:

"Wankability Material"

good= :Sofa:
excellent :chinese: :jiggly :tits2 :tassles:

Rob Hannis
21-02-2003, 02:33 PM
Still waiting for the vcd but I shall give it my full attention and give you an honest apprasial (sp) once I've seen it. I've been warned it's pretty sick but we shall see.....

Rob Hannis
17-05-2003, 04:07 PM
I forgot I was meant to be reviewing Dirty Anal Kelly, it took so long to prise is off Dr O that I'd forgot about people waiting on a review. Expect one to follow in the next couple of weeks when I'm not so busy.

19-08-2003, 10:03 PM
I too think Jen would be intrested for some reason.


25-08-2003, 11:40 PM
I have some assorted porn, vcd and 1 dvd. Tip top condition, no stains all yours for a crisp tenner. What do you say?