Att David5.....Ben & Jerry's time....

[ReaperBabe]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm oooooooooooooooooo yeah!

[david5]

what flavour??

[ReaperBabe]

Phish Food.

Any flavour just as long as there's a beanbag

[david5]

*fetches beanbag*

i like halfbaked

[ReaperBabe]

Or cookie dough

*fetches tv remote*

[david5]

strawberry cheesecake too :D

[ReaperBabe]

Ooooo ooo ooo Mango Swirl mmmmmmmmm

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[david5]

those sorbets look refreshing

[david5]

i just realised you've stolen my avatar theme

[ReaperBabe]

Get the tea towel hun, my hands are getting cold. And get another spoon, greedy!

[david5]

*steals sorbet and runs*

[ReaperBabe]

Aha, low fat chocolate fudge brownie. Get your own tub baby, this one is all mine hihihihihi *snuggles on beanbag*

[david5]

*jumps on other end of beanbag and catapults reaperbabe into the air. chocolate fudge brownie ben and jerry's lands on her head*

[ReaperBabe]

*bounces back. spoon goes up david's nose and gets stuck*

[david5]

*sneezes spoon from frozen nose*

[ReaperBabe]

*peels chocolate chips off the carpet. Wrestles for the remote, BB has started*

[david5]

*promptly falls into fitful restless sleep*

[ReaperBabe]

*quietly spells LICK ME with the chocolate chips on David'd forehead while he snores and steals some of his sorbet* mwahahaha

[david5]

*spasms in sleep*

[ReaperBabe]

Stop watching that porn, we're watching BB and that's that!

*finds cute polar bear in the Baked Alaska*

[david5]

*bites head off cute polar bear and rawrs*

[ReaperBabe]

OOooooo how masterful!!!!

*shreaks and licks finger sensually. pretends to eat Chunky Monkey and skints assertively*

You're such a bully, leave my polar bears alone you meany :p

[david5]

*eats real polar bear*

[Freestyler]

best thread eva lmfao!! think phish food the best yummy!!

[ReaperBabe]

Yep mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! hihihihihi

Thank god it's Friday!!!!

*stocks up on ice-cream and prepares for another marathon. Hides remote from David, BB all the way muahahahahahaha*

[Leesin]

Okay guys i came, you can stop already.

[ReaperBabe]

But but but, I didn't even mentioned the work sucking......

Baked Alaska tonight muahahahahahahahahaha! *snatches the pot off David and runs, scared he's gonna go for the polar bears once more. Get off the mount position, it's not fair and you're 5 inches taller than me at AT LEAST 2 stone heavier, you brute!*

[david5]

*eats own caramel chew chew*

[Cheesy peas please]

This might be a Ben and Jerry's ice-cream and foreplay related thread but the big question on my mind is...

Haagen Daz or Ben and Jerry's?

[Luke]

This threads getting me quite aroused I must say!

[ReaperBabe]

This might be a Ben and Jerry's ice-cream and foreplay related thread but the big question on my mind is...

Haagen Daz or Ben and Jerry's?

*gasps in horror* Ben&Jeery's OF COURSE. Now, that's....that's...Blasphemy!!!!

caramel chew chew...mmmm....Share share hun! *makes little lip at David*

[Basilisk]

Cherry Garcia bitches. ReaperBabe can now make jokes about getting my cherry.

[ReaperBabe]

Noooooooo....that is the only flavour I don't actually like. I love cheeries but hate anything with them (yogurt, pies, ice cream etc). Sorry hun....

*offers David a spoon full of Fossil Fuel to slurp on but he's ignoring her cause the Girls From the Playboy Mansion is on and nothing can distract him from that. Slurps the ice cream really nosily but no result*

[Basilisk]

Fine them. I try to make a quality joke out of the ONLY flavour that could lead to sexual innuendo and you shun my efforts.

You just don't like black guys eh?

[ReaperBabe]

Fine them. I try to make a quality joke out of the ONLY flavour that could lead to sexual innuendo and you shun my efforts.

You just don't like black guys eh?

Swear to god you lost me there..... I'm claiming the 15th ammendment, I'm portuguese!

*seriously tucks into a whole tub of ice cream at quarter to 7, in the effort of drowning her sorrows as she doesn't drink*

[Luke]

Half baked and Cookie Dough all the way!

[ReaperBabe]

Anything with chocolate bits then? ;)

[Luke]

Absolutely!

[Freestyler]

woop woop day off for me and slurps away with cookie dough yum!!

[ReaperBabe]

At 10 am???!!!!

*slurp slurp slurp mmmmmmmmmmmmm*

[Basilisk]

Anything with chocolate bits then? ;)

Oh so you do like black guys.....

[DIAC]

Do they make a Duchman is a cunt flavor?

[Freestyler]

At 10 am???!!!!

*slurp slurp slurp mmmmmmmmmmmmm*

got to get it when kids or hubby out or i lose it all!! he's supposed to be dieting to!!!

[ReaperBabe]

Awww poor Nickie! Bless ya

Bas, skin tone is not a deciding factor for me.... it's the person that counts. (you are witty! lol)

[Basilisk]

Very good. You can be my Monica Lewinsky after I win this election.

[Basilisk]

Do they make a Duchman is a cunt flavor?

Yes. It's called "Sledgey Garcia" and it tastes of fish.

They make it from "Fossil Fuel" and "Half Baked" to best sum up Duchman's age and mindstate.