Blind Mikey from big Brother

[marko fu]

Was anybody else unfortunate enough to see him licking peanut butter of a knife then putting it back in the jar and repeat much to the horror of a fellow housegimp. It made me gag and i had to skip my peanut butter on toast this morning because of that dirty cunt!! :mad:

[Rob T]

Yeah, that was pretty rough.

The fact that it was a shared jar of peanut butter didn't really make it any worse than eating mouthfuls of peanut on it's own.

[r-v]

there was a ruck this morning dunno who who wid though

[marko fu]

there was a ruck this morning dunno who who wid though

oooh a ruck would be interesting if it was one of the following...

1. Sylvia and somebodies cock (not mikeys) or even better a lesbo ruck
2. Someone rucking with mikey and that persona having previously unknown quality ground and pound and unleashing it on this prick..:D :D

[widge milward]

The fucking dirty bastard!!! first washing his bollocks in a cup then doing that, if i were in there id play all sorts of jokes on the cunt for doing that dirty shit.

[Pinhead]

Mikey reminds me of Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

[marko fu]

Mikey reminds me of Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

he reminds me of a mobile Steven Hawking, but at least old Stevie isn't pretending to be mentally retarded.

[Zanmato]

glad you posted about this, i only caught a bit of it last night and i saw a few people talk to him like he'd just killed a child or something... is that all it was about?

pretty strange/rank thing to do, but jeez it's just peanut butter

[Rob T]

The fucking dirty bastard!!! first washing his bollocks in a cup then doing that, if i were in there id play all sorts of jokes on the cunt for doing that dirty shit.

The obvious one is to take a shit in the peanut butter.

[FELLA]

at least old Stevie isn't pretending to be mentally retarded.

lol

Oh the irony

:D ;)

[Nimmy]

he easily is the funniest housemate, glad he did that the rest of the people in the house are tits

[marko fu]

The fucking dirty bastard!!! first washing his bollocks in a cup then doing that, if i were in there id play all sorts of jokes on the cunt for doing that dirty shit.

everytime i hear him say mmmaaaarreeeeooooooo i just want to put him in a triangle and do some elbows like silva did on lutter:D

[Zanmato]

i was sitting here with my mates when he had to do a stand-up comedy routine, and that joke he made about getting his guide dog to lick whipped cream off his girlfriend's fanny had me LOLing... what made it even better was the fact that the rest of the housemates just looked appauled

everytime i hear him say mmmaaaarreeeeooooooo i just want to put him in a triangle and do some elbows like silva did on lutter:D
there's an easy solution to that one: cya mario

[marko fu]

he easily is the funniest housemate, glad he did that the rest of the people in the house are tits

he is about as funny as an aids epedemic

[Nimmy]

he is about as funny as an aids epedemic

nah marko when he goes into the diary room the guys funny as fuck, cracks me up.

Mikey or Darnell for the win

[Zanmato]

that should still make him favourite to win this season by a huge margin then i'd think?

nah, from what i've seen i can't imagine anyone but Mikey, the thai girl or sob-story-love-story single mum girl winning it

[marko fu]

that should still make him favourite to win this season by a huge margin then i'd think?

nah, from what i've seen i can't imagine anyone but Mikey, the thai girl or sob-story-love-story single mum girl winning it

Tito ortiz lookalike to win!! nimmy seriously you dont like mikey, your just having a bad day!:D

[Nimmy]

Tito ortiz lookalike to win!! nimmy seriously you dont like mikey, your just having a bad day!:D

yeha i like darnell too, id fuckign love him to do the gravedigger if he won

[Zanmato]

i was watching big brother with my mates the other day, wednesday i think it was and i couldn't believe my ears

about half way through the show i heard one of them going "ohhhh" as if he'd just realised something, then he said "is that Darnell black?"... then my other friend said no, he's white

i was like 'wtf, have you even seen him before?', i know at least one of my friends has watched it almost every night, as he lives in the same house i do... couldn't believe it took them 3 weeks to realise... pretty shocking!

something else we also noticed is that there's a girl in there who no one really knew who she was, she must be a ghost or something... she was talking about how she was really fat when she was younger last night, don't know her name but i had no idea she was even there lol

[Nimmy]

i was watching big brother with my mates the other day, wednesday i think it was and i couldn't believe my ears

about half way through the show i heard one of them going "ohhhh" as if he'd just realised something, then he said "is that Darnell black?"... then my other friend said no, he's white

i was like 'wtf, have you even seen him before?', i know at least one of my friends has watched it almost every night, as he lives in the same house i do... couldn't believe it took them 3 weeks to realise... pretty shocking!

something else we also noticed is that there's a girl in there who no one really knew who she was, she must be a ghost or something... she was talking about how she was really fat when she was younger last night, don't know her name but i had no idea she was even there lol


she is the teacher one.

i hate the show but my girlfriend makes me watch it... and hollyoaks, friends and shipwrecked lol

[Zanmato]

i watch shipwrecked on a sunday sometimes because i've only got 1-5 in the room and nothing else is on at that time, it's like being kicked in the balls for a couple of hours though, i hate it

hollyoaks is great though, no shame there... even when it's ridiculously shit (>99% of the time) it's good... i think i've been watching it for a good 10 years at least though so i think i'd find it hard to go cold-turkey lol

aye the teacher one, she seems to have been quiet so far, prob just because there have been stronger personalties getting more TV time, not really noticed her

still, i don't think it was as bad as thinking that darnell wasn't black, especially after he has spoken to people about being the only white guy in his family!

[Nimmy]

i watch shipwrecked on a sunday sometimes because i've only got 1-5 in the room and nothing else is on at that time, it's like being kicked in the balls for a couple of hours though, i hate it

hollyoaks is great though, no shame there... even when it's ridiculously shit (>99% of the time) it's good... i think i've been watching it for a good 10 years at least though so i think i'd find it hard to go cold-turkey lol

aye the teacher one, she seems to have been quiet so far, prob just because there have been stronger personalties getting more TV time, not really noticed her

still, i don't think it was as bad as thinking that darnell wasn't black, especially after he has spoken to people about being the only white guy in his family!


whats the deal with that? is he an albino blackman?

[marko fu]

she is the teacher one.

i hate the show but my girlfriend makes me watch it... and hollyoaks, friends and shipwrecked lol

Yep im in your situation too!! i have to watch Shiprecked, Big Brother, Kimora..Life in the fab lane, Keeping up with the Kardashians, Something shit about denise richards, Runs House, The Hills, Heroes, The tudors.

On the flipside, i never mis a ufc, she knows what a triangle and kimura is, knows Anderson Silva is the best fighter in the worlds, doesn't like tito ortiz and even asks how training went as i make her sit through any mma i can find whenever he bollocks is not on TV:D :D

[Nimmy]

Yep im in your situation too!! i have to watch Shiprecked, Big Brother, Kimora..Life in the fab lane, Keeping up with the Kardashians, Something shit about denise richards, Runs House, The Hills, Heroes, The tudors.

On the flipside, i never mis a ufc, she knows what a triangle and kimura is, knows Anderson Silva is the best fighter in the worlds, doesn't like tito ortiz and even asks how training went as i make her sit through any mma i can find whenever he bollocks is not on TV:D :D

haha my girls the same mate, we watch TUF together and last night she was hitting the focus mits lol put combos together for her and we did a bit of pretend sparring, she went to kick me and i checked it and nearly made her cry... im a bad man

[Leesin]

Lol mikey does some disgustin things but hes alright, jus a bit wierd. The most annoying person in that house is that bird from sierra leone or woteva it is the black one, she is such a snidey little bitch and her attitude pisses me off, if i was in that house i would have just gagged and raped her by now.

EDIT: Haha, my girl fights with me all the time, obviously i dont hit her just little slaps but i let her hit me as hard as she can or let her try to anyway and i just stop using strength and practice technique xD. Shes gettin better though!

[Zanmato]

whats the deal with that? is he an albino blackman?

yep 10 characters

[marko fu]

just back from friday night sparring and disappointed to see people not abusing mikey..come on people..