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vileniall
13-07-2008, 09:43 PM
www.mma-elite.com

anyone on this forum? is it any good? i heard its good.

www.mma-elite.com

Nimmy
13-07-2008, 09:48 PM
www.mma-elite.com

anyone on this forum? is it any good? i heard its good.

www.mma-elite.com

haha man yeah its the shit really, i heard everyone on it is hung like a donkey!

glad to see you got your 1st ......28th post btw

nice work

vileniall
13-07-2008, 09:49 PM
yeah, is it true though? you gave somone a rim-job and all I get is an apple

Nimmy
13-07-2008, 09:51 PM
yeah, is it true though? you gave somone a rim-job and all I get is an apple

you didnt get the apple yet, never to late to swap, namegoes here doesnt finish til 10pm

vileniall
13-07-2008, 09:51 PM
is he on here too?

Nimmy
13-07-2008, 09:55 PM
is he on here too?

nah man i made him a mod over at the forum

vileniall
13-07-2008, 09:56 PM
oh thats why its sooooo good.

Luke
13-07-2008, 10:05 PM
Okay Nimmy how much did you pay Vilenaill to spam you website.. and Vilenaill, why didn't you join fellow bury resident Josh to see us. Would have tried my triangle choke on you!

vileniall
13-07-2008, 10:07 PM
luke was that today? i hurt my foot on friday so i was unable to.

Luke
13-07-2008, 10:10 PM
luke was that today? i hurt my foot on friday so i was unable to.

Baah, damn you! Yes it was today.

vileniall
13-07-2008, 10:11 PM
maybe some other time. are you any good? cus im not.

Luke
13-07-2008, 10:19 PM
maybe some other time. are you any good? cus im not.

Advantage...Me! Nah, really though, I'm also no good. Just ask Josh ;)

vileniall
13-07-2008, 10:20 PM
did he sub you?alot? do you train in kings lynn then?

Luke
13-07-2008, 10:23 PM
did he sub you?alot? do you train in kings lynn then?

Only on my bad arm, which I said was bad but went for anyway :rolleyes: (that's the last time I'm giving away any of my weaknesses to you bury lot, lol) ;)

vileniall
13-07-2008, 10:26 PM
note to self bad arm. NO MERCY

Luke
13-07-2008, 10:29 PM
note to self bad arm. NO MERCY

Don't even go there!

Anyway, hopefully by the time you come up I'll be 100%... unless if another injury pops up. Seriously, I'm like an old man and I'm only 28!

vileniall
13-07-2008, 10:35 PM
you are an old man, your 10 years older than me. but seriously i am the iron man, i cant be hurt, cept from my foot. i have no weaknesses NO MERCY

Luke
13-07-2008, 10:41 PM
you are an old man, your 10 years older than me. but seriously i am the iron man, i cant be hurt, cept from my foot. i have no weaknesses NO MERCY

Maybe you should make another note to yourself to kick with your shin :p

vileniall
13-07-2008, 10:43 PM
haha smart arse lol i wasnt kicking when i did it. usualy my feet are that of iron, but on friday they turned to tin, tin foil.

Luke
13-07-2008, 10:48 PM
haha smart arse lol i wasnt kicking when i did it. usualy my feet are that of iron, but on friday they turned to tin, tin foil.

Fair enough. Sounds like my whole body in the last couple of weeks. Cauli's, broken toes, dodgy backs and knees...But hey, all part of the territory.

vileniall
13-07-2008, 10:53 PM
all that from rolling with josh? Gi or NoGi?

Nimmy
13-07-2008, 10:53 PM
promised him an apple and now i have lots of posts and he is telling everyone of it! god bless granny smith

vileniall
13-07-2008, 10:56 PM
3 pages? wow im a celeb.

Luke
13-07-2008, 10:59 PM
all that from rolling with josh? Gi or NoGi?

Haha, no but he didn't do my right arm any favours last time I rolled with him. ..rolling No Gi of course.

vileniall
13-07-2008, 11:01 PM
but what about collar chokes???? and you look cooler lol

Luke
13-07-2008, 11:05 PM
but what about collar chokes???? and you look cooler lol

Collar chokes?? lol...Rampage wouldn't look very 'cool' going for collar chokes in MMA would he? Plus, you don't even have collars in MMA.

vileniall
13-07-2008, 11:08 PM
actually i ment you look cool in a gi. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mju9xKsDEfI you can wear a collar in some circumstances www.mma-elite.com

Luke
13-07-2008, 11:13 PM
actually i ment you look cool in a gi. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mju9xKsDEfI you can wear a collar in some circumstances www.mma-elite.com

Like this guy!

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/e/f/0ef64b0e6de7a79ec20afd6ab481c565.jpg

vileniall
13-07-2008, 11:14 PM
yeah but only if you grow a tash

Luke
13-07-2008, 11:19 PM
yeah but only if you grow a tash

You think Fred Ettish is where he is today merely cos of his tash? Absurd... this guy is an MMA legend and pioneer of what is known as the fetal fighting system. Heck I even used this form of fighting on Josh earlier when rolling. Worked wonders (in not doing much that is...). But still he was in UFC 2. Can't beat that shit!

vileniall
13-07-2008, 11:22 PM
but the tash probably helped though. if facial hair is cool www.mma-elite.com is mutton chops and a handle bar tash.

Luke
13-07-2008, 11:27 PM
but the tash probably helped though. if facial hair is cool www.mma-elite.com is mutton chops and a handle bar tash.

My god that's a shameless plug if I ever saw one.

Anyway, I'm of to the toilet to have a crap and learn another Eddie Bravo move (yes, I have 'Mastering the Rubber Guard' as toilet reading alongside 'How to take a shot in the bollocks from a karate guy' by Joe Son and 'How to be over 600 and be a cagefighter' by Emanuel Yarborough). Top reads.

vileniall
13-07-2008, 11:36 PM
i have grazia some travel magazine and a pub joke book.

Nimmy
12-08-2008, 10:55 AM
haha i see this went on for 4 pages, you guys are too kind

Luke
12-08-2008, 11:11 AM
i have grazia some travel magazine and a pub joke book.

Pub joke book eh? Come on then Niall tell me a joke, I'm feeling crap. Help me to turn my frown upside down!

Luke
12-08-2008, 11:12 AM
haha i see this went on for 4 pages, you guys are too kind

You are the new king of troll hole.

vileniall
12-08-2008, 11:34 AM
Pub joke book eh? Come on then Niall tell me a joke, I'm feeling crap. Help me to turn my frown upside down!

is it pissing it down there like it was here?

two goldfish are in a tank. one turns to the other and says"do you know how to drive this thing.

what has six balls and fucks you wice a week?
the national lottery.

whats the difference between a woman in the bathtub and a women in church? one has hope in her soul........

Nimmy
12-08-2008, 11:35 AM
You are the new king of troll hole.

haha yeah i didnt even initiate this spamming either, niall did it off his own back lol

vileniall
12-08-2008, 11:36 AM
im the king of torll hole, there is none higher, sucker trollers should call me sire, to burn my kingdon you must use fire.

Nimmy
12-08-2008, 11:43 AM
im the king of torll hole, there is none higher, sucker trollers should call me sire, to burn my kingdon you must use fire.

dont know like im very subtle

on another subject we have 93 members on mma-elite, id love to make that 100:rolleyes:

Luke
12-08-2008, 11:45 AM
is it pissing it down there like it was here?

two goldfish are in a tank. one turns to the other and says"do you know how to drive this thing.

what has six balls and fucks you wice a week?
the national lottery.

whats the difference between a woman in the bathtub and a women in church? one has hope in her soul........

Not bad...

Last one I got as 'Soap in her hole' or am I just not getting it.

vileniall
12-08-2008, 11:50 AM
you got it. you clever clogs. how many pages of this do you reckon we can get?

Nimmy
12-08-2008, 11:52 AM
you got it. you clever clogs. how many pages of this do you reckon we can get?

not sure but im surprised not many people recognised in my humourous post in the take it in thread......:cool:

vileniall
12-08-2008, 11:53 AM
he was all like eeerrr i dont know what to say and you was all like suck my balls they're brown and he was all like aaahahhhhh eddie i love you. and you was all like bang bang bang and shit yeah

Nimmy
12-08-2008, 11:54 AM
he was all like eeerrr i dont know what to say and you was all like suck my balls they're brown and he was all like aaahahhhhh eddie i love you. and you was all like bang bang bang and shit yeah

nah the ice cream one :(

vileniall
12-08-2008, 11:55 AM
yeahthats what i meant.

Nimmy
12-08-2008, 11:57 AM
yeahthats what i meant.

bravo tasted the POOOOOWWWAAA!!!!!

vileniall
12-08-2008, 12:00 PM
why is that guy obsessed with him?

thts wht u git 4 messin wid da boiz from teh bezt 4rum in da wrld

Nimmy
12-08-2008, 12:02 PM
why is that guy obsessed with him?

thts wht u git 4 messin wid da boiz from teh bezt 4rum in da wrld

bofff team coco for life man, im wearing my team coco shirt today! im fucking too coool for school

vileniall
12-08-2008, 12:03 PM
do you still not have a job or are you working freelance??? Luke doesnt have a job because he is a pro UFC cagefighter.

Nimmy
12-08-2008, 12:06 PM
do you still not have a job or are you working freelance??? Luke doesnt have a job because he is a pro UFC cagefighter.

start on monday dude looking forward to it.

until then im a civilian fighting for cakes around the world

Luke
12-08-2008, 12:06 PM
I was about to mention... do you guys actually work or are you a bunch of lazy students?

Nimmy
12-08-2008, 12:09 PM
I was about to mention... do you guys actually work or are you a bunch of lazy students?

i will be working for the largest media buyer/ planners in the UK came fresh from advertising.

whats your excuse luke?

Luke
12-08-2008, 12:13 PM
i will be working for the largest media buyer/ planners in the UK came fresh from advertising.

whats your excuse luke?

Lunch. A nigga gotta eat!

vileniall
12-08-2008, 12:13 PM
I'm a lazy student i got 3 months off for summer!!!!!!!!! but i do have a job.

Nimmy
12-08-2008, 12:15 PM
Lunch. A nigga gotta eat!

thats how a nigga gets his bread .... kimbo luke

Nimmy
12-08-2008, 12:15 PM
who says spamming doesnt work ehh..... just hd 2 members sign up to take the count to 95 only 5 more to go?

vileniall
12-08-2008, 12:16 PM
luke must be on a break from UFCing

vileniall
12-08-2008, 12:17 PM
www.mma-elite.com ? good videos on there.

Lou
12-08-2008, 01:11 PM
who says spamming doesnt work ehh..... just hd 2 members sign up to take the count to 95 only 5 more to go?


I just registered to make up the numbers!:D

Nimmy
12-08-2008, 02:36 PM
www.mma-elite.com ? good videos on there.

as it happens yeah we have all the latest fight videos but shhhh dont tell the UFC

Nimmy
12-08-2008, 02:37 PM
I just registered to make up the numbers!:D

noticed that lou, sent you a pm

Luke
12-08-2008, 03:06 PM
thats how a nigga gets his bread .... kimbo luke

I'm gonna be the next Kimbo! I'm fed up with all this number typing and suit wearing, I'm gonna fight someone in a back garden, film it and put it on youtube. Then I'll forward it to Dana and he'll market me as the 'White Kimbo' and make my dreams come true. UFC babes and trailer trucks with my face on here I come.

Nimmy
12-08-2008, 04:25 PM
I'm gonna be the next Kimbo! I'm fed up with all this number typing and suit wearing, I'm gonna fight someone in a back garden, film it and put it on youtube. Then I'll forward it to Dana and he'll market me as the 'White Kimbo' and make my dreams come true. UFC babes and trailer trucks with my face on here I come.

fight bateman in the battle of the suits

Luke
12-08-2008, 05:00 PM
........Who?

Nimmy
12-08-2008, 05:01 PM
........Who?

oooohh trash talk has started

vileniall
12-08-2008, 05:29 PM
Luke "The Duke" Vs Bateman "Bateman"

grits207
12-08-2008, 06:20 PM
Sounds like a super duper forum.

Nimmy
12-08-2008, 06:21 PM
Sounds like a super duper forum.

haha grits we are here team coco has arrived!

vileniall
12-08-2008, 06:24 PM
Hhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeess sssssssssssssss gritsy

KlausRiis
13-08-2008, 10:56 PM
great forum

Nimmy
13-08-2008, 11:05 PM
ah nice someone else likes it too!!! 96 members lol

vileniall
14-08-2008, 06:18 PM
very good interviews.

iandean
03-09-2008, 09:33 PM
how many members you got now

vileniall
04-09-2008, 12:31 AM
107 growing.

Nimmy
04-09-2008, 08:37 AM
how many members you got now

yeah we got 7 more since i posted who wants to be the 100th member, il need to change my sig.

DetoxGuru.com
04-09-2008, 01:20 PM
just tried to register but was put off during registration by white writing on a yellow background , please change thiss and you might get more people signing up!!!

Bateman
04-09-2008, 01:32 PM
fight bateman in the battle of the suits

my threads are a pro event..... we are not talking off the peg shit...

Nimmy
04-09-2008, 01:37 PM
just tried to register but was put off during registration by white writing on a yellow background , please change thiss and you might get more people signing up!!!

? iv never seen that before.

DetoxGuru.com
04-09-2008, 01:41 PM
? iv never seen that before.

ill try again

DetoxGuru.com
04-09-2008, 01:42 PM
? iv never seen that before.
http://www.mma-elite.com/ucp.php?mode=register

still the same , maybe its my settings???

Nimmy
04-09-2008, 01:44 PM
ill try again

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/9548/mmauu1.png

didnt you get this?

DetoxGuru.com
04-09-2008, 01:45 PM
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/9548/mmauu1.png

didnt you get this?

yes got that page but the top 3 boxes all highlighted bright yellow , il try ie6 ( using firefox ) gotta go for a tommy tit then will try again :)

Nimmy
04-09-2008, 01:48 PM
yes got that page but the top 3 boxes all highlighted bright yellow , il try ie6 ( using firefox ) gotta go for a tommy tit then will try again :)

thats strange, any more problems let me know and il sort it out for you

DetoxGuru.com
04-09-2008, 01:50 PM
WORKED OK ON I.E 6 maybe a mozilla firefox thing anyway regd now , cheers

Nimmy
04-09-2008, 01:54 PM
WORKED OK ON I.E 6 maybe a mozilla firefox thing anyway regd now , cheers

feel free to promote your gear on there if you want

DetoxGuru.com
04-09-2008, 02:17 PM
thanks m8 , hopefully i will come to be as highly respected as i am on cage warriors:D

Nimmy
04-09-2008, 05:46 PM
thanks m8 , hopefully i will come to be as highly respected as i am on cage warriors:D

is that possible?:D

DetoxGuru.com
04-09-2008, 07:54 PM
i know i have raised the bar so to speak !:D