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Duchman
16-09-2008, 07:13 PM
Im going to get a dog 2morrow.

I dont want give a a reguler name, like Darragh.

Its going to be a male.

I am thinking of naming it alexander dog
Basilisk
16-09-2008, 07:15 PM
I think you should name it Alexander.
Luke
16-09-2008, 07:15 PM
......fido
Duchman
16-09-2008, 07:19 PM
fido sucks fucking dick
mark.aldridge76
16-09-2008, 07:22 PM
dougless;)
Duchman
16-09-2008, 07:25 PM
I wonder if it likes paprika taste
Tommo
16-09-2008, 07:34 PM
Current dog, (in avatar), called Floyd.....if I got another bulldog I think i'd call it Ralph!

My sisters is called Basil which makes me laff...

Wot breed you getting mate, I think that helps determine the name, or are you going the rescue centre?

I think you need to have em a week or so before naming them...suss em out a bit ;)
iandean
16-09-2008, 07:38 PM
what about dogger
Nimmy
16-09-2008, 07:46 PM
call it nails
Emmet J
16-09-2008, 07:53 PM
Get a huge dog and call it Bob Sapp.

(Then teach it to dance like an idiot in Japanese comercials - make yourself some money off it).
Ben_Hutch
16-09-2008, 08:17 PM
Thiago????????
dunny
16-09-2008, 08:35 PM
my mates dog is called arthur
madjimmi
16-09-2008, 09:34 PM
kodjo like that devil dog out of the movie wanted to call my german sheperd that but my misses wouldnt have it
simmy
16-09-2008, 09:41 PM
give it a biblical name.... Jobe...Our pitty crosses are called Elijah and ruth...
steve_langford
16-09-2008, 09:42 PM
carlson.....
darthcrab
16-09-2008, 09:47 PM
syndrone

be funny as hell when you tell him to get down
steve_langford
16-09-2008, 09:51 PM
syndrone

be funny as hell when you tell him to get down

thats messed up!!
vileniall
16-09-2008, 09:53 PM
call it dutch dog
Luke
16-09-2008, 10:33 PM
.....Punchy!
Jimmy Boogaloo
16-09-2008, 10:38 PM
Maybe 'Phillip' or 'Roger'

Roger the dog? Nice ring to it.
r-v
16-09-2008, 10:45 PM
"Rocco" sounds kool
theassasin
16-09-2008, 11:22 PM
deefur as in d for dog
theassasin
16-09-2008, 11:23 PM
or just .......................steve
hurricane
16-09-2008, 11:24 PM
call it cunt....should be a laugh shouting that down the park
Waterboy
16-09-2008, 11:24 PM
or just .......................steve

That's so random, I was just scanning the thread from the start to check no-one had said Steve yet.

TTT for Steve the dog.
theassasin
16-09-2008, 11:27 PM
That's so random, I was just scanning the thread from the start to check no-one had said Steve yet.

TTT for Steve the dog.

well thank you very much ha ha ha
theassasin
16-09-2008, 11:30 PM
i think we need a poll, steve already had two votes in two minutes!!
david5
16-09-2008, 11:33 PM
gotta be duchdog. or filo beddoe
ashy51
16-09-2008, 11:37 PM
2290
I vote Steve.
steve_langford
16-09-2008, 11:46 PM
TTT for Steve!!!!
Basilisk
17-09-2008, 06:18 AM
Alexander would make a good name for a dog.
Duchman
17-09-2008, 06:57 AM
Alexander Duchdog it is..

Its a german shepperd. And jes i know how funny it is for a jew to have german shepperd
fair spin
17-09-2008, 09:09 AM
Alexander Duchdog it is..

Its a german shepperd. And jes i know how funny it is for a jew to have german shepperd


no it isnt, i have a german sheperd!!!
Bateman
17-09-2008, 09:32 AM
what about 'Ian' I had a cat called Ian once
Duchman
17-09-2008, 09:39 AM
no it isnt, i have a german sheperd!!!

What did you name it?

(holds back jewjoke)
Travis Bickle
17-09-2008, 09:44 AM
how about Mephostopheles
Engine
17-09-2008, 10:23 AM
I once had a cat called Hans Von Thunderclawz (Feline Dictator). Feel free to use Hans Von Thunderclawz II
fair spin
17-09-2008, 11:06 AM
What did you name it?

(holds back jewjoke)




Her name is Kit
Duchman
17-09-2008, 12:25 PM
Her name is Kit

Thats what we call most glue here.
Basilisk
17-09-2008, 02:57 PM
If I'd known you were jewish I would've suggested that you call the dog Hitler.
Duchman
17-09-2008, 03:09 PM
The joke for a jew with e german shepperd. Is name it JEWRUNNER...... And yes hitler died when he saw the gas bill
foxy
17-09-2008, 03:15 PM
i'd call it stan (after collymore)
Ben_Hutch
17-09-2008, 03:33 PM
Danny "Naughty Geeza" Dyer
ocuana
17-09-2008, 04:44 PM
Call your dog "Dog" for a touch of irony.
Alternatively, call it "cat" for a touch of stupidity.

I suggest calling it OI... so when you shout to him - everybody looks at you.
Ozzie
17-09-2008, 10:34 PM
Call it Babylon, because you're a Bob Marley fan.
LondonIrish
18-09-2008, 12:44 AM
Blondi or Boris... ive always wanted to name a pet boris...or dave
vileniall
18-09-2008, 12:49 AM
i'd call it stan (after collymore)

we had a cat called Teddy after teddy sheringham
Ben_Hutch
18-09-2008, 12:51 AM
One of my cats is called Frankie, I was watching a Chelsea match a couple of years ago and said I'd name my cat after whoever scored first, Frank Lampard scored the first goal so Frankie is his name.
AntonM
18-09-2008, 07:02 AM
One of my cats is called Frankie, I was watching a Chelsea match a couple of years ago and said I'd name my cat after whoever scored first, Frank Lampard scored the first goal so Frankie is his name.

Thata a good way of doing it if you like football. What about next time you watch UFC u name your dog after who ever gets the first KO/Submission of the night?
TTDKing
18-09-2008, 08:53 AM
Call your dog "Dog" for a touch of irony.
Alternatively, call it "cat" for a touch of stupidity.

I suggest calling it OI... so when you shout to him - everybody looks at you.

Dog is a great name.

Also Dave is cool for a dog.

and just to get real weird looks at the park and to confuse the fuck out of the vets when you phone up call it monkey.