training in a gi

[david5]

is bad! i look like the fucking kurgan!
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[MMAFightnut]

What until you get it behind your ears and on your forehead.

Then try to explain it to a bunch of old gits in your office.

[Rob T]

Did you get clock choked by a green belt? Tell the truth!

[Gareth]

Is for real fighter Frens!

[wagon]

Gi burns, you don't really notice them until you get a bit of shampoo on them in the shower. same with mat burns on your feet. Just the boy to wake you up after training!!

[Duchman]

GRACIE FIGHTER MAFIA.

welcome to the real world. Now you can start learning

[david5]

i had a purple belt in quarter guard who was reaching around my head and grabbing the collar to make me turn to my back, it didn't work but that was the result lol.

my soft no gi skin does not remember the pain of gi work

[mainsy]

Now you will learn how to make good fight to smash opponent in gi my fren.

[c-money]

my frens dont listen mainsy, eez cock. eveybody know i beat up him one minute tirty seconds, eez faggot

[Waterboy]

Boo to the gi - it makes you fat, bloats you, slows you down and makes you tired!

[Waterboy]

Sorry, got things I hate confused - /\ that's dairy.

[Duchman]

YOu will have a load of angry brazilians after you.

[Waterboy]

YOu will have a load of angry brazilians after you.

Not the lutre livre ones ;)

[Duchman]

Cool. YOu can be hugo duarte than.

DOnt go to the beach alone.

porra

[mainsy]

waterboy no how to make good fight. He is not arte suave and fall to smash clock choke!

[mainsy]

but seriously no gi is pretty gay with all the skin on skin slipping and sliding

[Waterboy]

but seriously no gi is pretty gay with all the skin on skin slipping and sliding

Nah, I'm thrown out of the class if I try and roll nude. No-gi-but-perhaps-an-ironic-slogan-tshirt-and-some-nice-board-shorts BJJ is the way forward brah!

[piratebrido]

Puts hair on your chest too, which I think some on the forum could do with!

No gi is like two cocks on the one clunge. Sure, over all you are getting your hole, but at the end of the day you are just rubbing cocks.

Gi is similar, but one takes the mouth piece and then you high five each other. FUCK YEAH!

[mainsy]

Puts hair on your chest too, which I think some on the forum could do with!

No gi is like two cocks on the one clunge. Sure, over all you are getting your hole, but at the end of the day you are just rubbing cocks.

Gi is similar, but one takes the mouth piece and then you high five each other. FUCK YEAH!

I think that could possibly be the funniest thing wrote on this forum for quite some time

[Waterboy]

Puts hair on your chest too, which I think some on the forum could do with!

No gi is like two cocks on the one clunge. Sure, over all you are getting your hole, but at the end of the day you are just rubbing cocks.

Gi is similar, but one takes the mouth piece and then you high five each other. FUCK YEAH!

Ironically, that is actually the most persuasive argument for the gi I've ever heard.

[david5]

consider me converted. girl tonight decided to suck on my neck so the other side is bruised too :(

[FAIXA RUA]

fren
welcome
i no you not regret

[david5]

fren i come soon to rio, it honour for you to clock choke fren, make best fight in world with me

[FAIXA RUA]

i no clock choke u my fren
i only clock choke faggot cock suckers!

remember is best fight in world my frens

[Creely]

i no clock choke u my fren
i only clock choke faggot cock suckers!

remember is best fight in world my frens


another classic quote by FAIXA RUA.......... you the man fren

[david5]

i no clock choke u my fren
i only clock choke faggot cock suckers!

remember is best fight in world my frens

we make best fight in world an clock choke faggot pussy men together fren

[marc goddard]

frens,

this reely is simpul argooment, if you wanna be gi fighter you train with the gi - same gos for no gi, best no gi fighter in mundo all train in gi - history tell you that one maaan.

but serossly, for mma then gi no always an anser - is ok and not bad, but no gonna make you bess in mundo. efry one think tha becos bj pen is god that they gonna be same, unerstan that he is a freek - like a blak mans cok not every one is that good, and train in gi not gonna give you majik powers - look at marcelo garcia - he one of bes of all time bjj and he get rape like ginjer stepson in vale tudo no ?

i speek a truth no ?

[Rob T]

Marcelo didn't get raped!

[Duchman]

I hate the term rape. its very offensive.

[marc goddard]

Marcelo didn't get raped!

God forbid. You are right, how dare I.

Guys, gi is the way forward - for all your needs. Please ingnore my ill timed and in-sensitive joke.

I apologise.

[Duchman]

God forbid. You are right, how dare I.

Guys, gi is the way forward - for all your needs. Please ingnore my ill timed and in-sensitive joke.

I apologise.

Helio blesses you.

[david5]

rape is NO LAUGHING MATTER MARC










unless you're raping a clown

[Rob T]

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? (I'm sure I've posted this on here somewhere before)









Gang rape.

[Duchman]

Im sure anyone of you on here never has been raped...

[shakus maximus]

frens,

this reely is simpul argooment, if you wanna be gi fighter you train with the gi - same gos for no gi, best no gi fighter in mundo all train in gi - history tell you that one maaan.

but serossly, for mma then gi no always an anser - is ok and not bad, but no gonna make you bess in mundo. efry one think tha becos bj pen is god that they gonna be same, unerstan that he is a freek - like a blak mans cok not every one is that good, and train in gi not gonna give you majik powers - look at marcelo garcia - he one of bes of all time bjj and he get rape like ginjer stepson in vale tudo no ?

i speek a truth no ?

mark tht made me lol after a shit day:)

[The Natural]

Anyone want to elaborate on the Marcelo Garcia statement..

i know he has fought and read somewhere that he was finding getting the RNC difficult becos of the gloves..

How many fights has he had? Many did he lose?

[shakus maximus]

http://www.mmauniverse.com/fighters/SS14911

here u go mate

[Rob T]

How many fights has he had? Many did he lose?

Just one fight and he lost due to a cut. He definitely won the 1st round but couldn't sink the rnc, he said due to the gloves... maybe he didn't train enough with them on?



As for being raped, no I haven't been. My family has been badly affected by cancer though, and I still laugh at jokes about that.

[Duchman]

Just one fight and he lost due to a cut. He definitely won the 1st round but couldn't sink the rnc, he said due to the gloves... maybe he didn't train enough with them on?



As for being raped, no I haven't been. My family has been badly affected by cancer though, and I still laugh at jokes about that.


I applaud your honnesty. God wont

[Rob T]

He doesn't exist, so I have nothing to worry about! :)

[Fast but dim]

Puts hair on your chest too, which I think some on the forum could do with!

No gi is like two cocks on the one clunge. Sure, over all you are getting your hole, but at the end of the day you are just rubbing cocks.

Gi is similar, but one takes the mouth piece and then you high five each other. FUCK YEAH!


brilliant:D

[The Natural]

Cheers shaky..appreciated dude..

i knew i read somewhere about the rnc not being able to sink it in..

Rob..btw..god is all around us..:D