attn: creonte

[Duchman]

I need some advice.

When i was a blue belt it was normal for me to roll lightly with blues and whites and talk to them after training while having some acai. But obviously i cant seem to do that anymore. I need to hang with the upperbelts now.

I know i cant talk tot them anymore in a friendly when. just instruct them. A how are you my fren and a brazilian handshake will do i guess.

Any tips to be a better purple?

Also some judo blacks are comming in next week. What should i do? smash them in a bad way?

[david5]

blue belt=gonna submit most beginner ease include guys from karate and kung fu.blue belt able not get hurt if fight muscle head steroidy on beach or outside club.

purple belt=he nasty guy.gonna be able smash people.SMASH THEM.

brown belt=able twist evryone up real good and still not breath heavy.he not even gonna fight in street no more incase he kill someone.

blackbelt=professor.sometime nice sometime if upset bit dangerous.if pass his guarde he gonna be upset so careful.some blackbelt
crazy other nice guy.some gonna contrate on vale tudo,other gonna teach jiu jitsu for student.some gonna be very technical other just tough if guy both he gonna do well in mundial.

ALL CAN DEFEN USING BEST FIGHT IN WORLD

[david5]

purple must smash people. SMASH THEM.
that is hequirement for purple
purple belt dangerus man

if purple belt cannot smash he not real purple

[david5]

you say if i am purple i should know belt color does not make a guy good?

no but if guy get purple belt it because he good.

you say there some "shockingly bad grapplers" out there.
my fren there no bad purple belts.as i said befor purple belt
for animals and if you white belt in bjj (i not care about judo belt)
you did not tap purple belt unless he purple in kung fu 5 animal drunken
bruce lee system.not bjj.if you tap a purple say from what academy.
i bet it from bullshit combat eric paulson leg lock club.not bjj.

you not tapping purple from bjj,and not even blue unless from royce.

[David Swann]

David- are you bored?

[david5]

yes, was waiting for something, so thought i'd amass the wisdom of creonte right here :)

bedtime now though :)

[Duchman]

Thanks david.

[Ben]

purple must smash people. SMASH THEM.
that is hequirement for purple
purple belt dangerus man

if purple belt cannot smash he not real purple

Lol I have taken creonte's advice and now get called a bully at training

[Dave Hirst]

I am blue but I spar like a cunt, so maybe I am due a purple?

[david5]

jerk jitsu my fren

[Ben]

I am blue but I spar like a cunt, so maybe I am due a purple?

no you are just a cunt :p

p.s. as you are allergic to the gi you can't really get a belt can you ;)

[Duchman]

I am blue but I spar like a cunt, so maybe I am due a purple?

My fren you dont train gi. If no gi. Than you no purple. Go combat wrestling

[creonte]

oh my fren
i so glad you harsk hadvice from me

man,now you purple you gonna hav get seriarse
first let talk bout white belt.if he real beginn you got hesponsib
for be nice and hencourag guy for continue train,it not right for smash
these guy.

but if guy turn up with white belt wear tap out raash guarde under kimono
or he hav full sleeve tattoo or mizuno kimono he fraud gotta be smash.
for him you got giv him arm and when he try arm bar put knee in him mouth real hard for hescape.also good wrist lok this guy real fast.

if fight blue belt best just tap him 12 time in roe.not talky talk or smiley smile.jus look in his eye and smash him 12 time.one time from guarde then next time from top so he no don't make no difrence wot he do he gonna get smash.also put triangle and wen he posture for hescape quik change for arm bar so he hav scream for tap.as well climb high guarde for doubl arm bar again make scream cos no tap becorse both arms get break.
oh my fren it so much fun you gonna be happy!

with judo guy come academie it himportant for let him turtle.he gonna think
evrything fine when he turtle and you take for the back.wen he there he gonna tuk chin in for defen with hold his lapel.wen this happen is bes for
put bone part of rist unner him nose for pull up an other hand make fist
and punch faggot in throat with fist as boney rist unner nose pulling.
pull,punch,pull,punch then judo guy gonna found out he no defen with stupid chin no more.
he gonna complain to professor.when professor tell you off look at him seriarse and hapologise but in eyes must laugh at judo weakness.

if blue belt and white belt want talk arfur class be fren,no problem
but NEVER EVER allow pass guarde.

also now purple you mus deadlift an squat.
if hav fren in musculature academie can get gear it gonna help a lot.

[creonte]

frens i forget 1 himport detail
if professor let you teach or he late an you teach warm up
it real himport to beat lazy guys
if white belt or blue belt not work hard in warm up
you mus remove your belt an whip them real hard and shout
PUSSY at him while you whip

this detail gonna help create tuff academie an keep wannabe away.

if lazy boy no your fren whip head.

[steve_langford]

thats is the best post ever!!

[Duchman]

Awesome Advice. thanks my friend!!!!!11

[Tommo]

LMAO at Creonte.....quality post :p

[creonte]

also purple belt must start boxe training
himport for purple if get in street fight jus headbutt and punch
oh yes my fren all purple mus be good boxe and when
headbutt stupid faggot in disco purple mus shout "JIU JITSU"

this the brazilian way my frens

[bigleeroy1]

what about blue belt.... can i head butt faggot in club and shout jiu jitsu???

[creonte]

my fren,you do that an your professor gonna give purple for you!

[bigleeroy1]

yes creonte that i can do......

[steve_langford]

what about white belt creonte? how do I get my blue?

[bigleeroy1]

must build big neck fren

[Duchman]

Who gave you your blue belt leeroy

[Duchman]

also purple belt must start boxe training
himport for purple if get in street fight jus headbutt and punch
oh yes my fren all purple mus be good boxe and when
headbutt stupid faggot in disco purple mus shout "JIU JITSU"

this the brazilian way my frens


I already train boxe my friend.

I will headbut mother fucker for you

[creonte]

blue belt need posture

[Andy K]

Best Thread In World!!!

One purple guy at my academy is now mat bullying big time, he is even speaking in a brazilian accent

[shakus maximus]

also purple belt must start boxe training
himport for purple if get in street fight jus headbutt and punch
oh yes my fren all purple mus be good boxe and when
headbutt stupid faggot in disco purple mus shout "JIU JITSU"

this the brazilian way my frens

lmao
creonte is quickly becoming a true legend.
i have much respect

[The Natural]

what a thread..lol