View Full Version : You wanna know how this 'bird' tried to pull me last week?

Chris Kerr
02-05-2003, 01:32 PM
(hpoe that worked - by the way the person in question is the one on the left)

Yeh well I was out on the piss last week and my crazy mate, Gary pulled a stunner (picture to follow but it's not great) and her ugly mates started chatting me up. I said I had a girlfriend.
Basically her chatup line was something along the lines of "Chris, I would definately lick your balls, but I'd rather suck your shaven cock!" (I had whipped it out a few times that night I think) So0 yeah, I said "Sorry I've got a lass" and she went "Oh sorry I would never have said that if I'd known" I though that was fair enough and got on with my business elsewhere. Then later, she grabs me and says "Actually I lied, I WOULD have still said and done that if your lass was here!!" I nearly pissed myself! I can't remember how I got out of it, but thank FUCK I got away from her!!!!!

Rob Hannis
02-05-2003, 01:37 PM
Things can only get better

Hywel Teague
02-05-2003, 01:44 PM
holy shit those are some beefy women. :x

but hey a blowjobs a blowjob :)

Chris Kerr
02-05-2003, 01:48 PM
I know, check out the human bowling ball...

Hywel Teague
02-05-2003, 01:55 PM
yeah the one on the right is the prettiest- shame shes so... spherical :D

02-05-2003, 02:06 PM
That is quite scary!!

Rob Hannis
02-05-2003, 03:49 PM
That looks like a night out in lincoln, it'd be easy to ditch them though by just walking past a burger van.

Chris Kerr
04-05-2003, 03:08 PM
Yeah my bro is at uni there, he reckons it's full of inbred farmers.
I still feel a little sick, but I'd still go through her to get to Gary's lass:

11-05-2003, 09:44 PM
oh my god where is her neck and chin

13-05-2003, 07:21 PM
I was expecting a minger but not that!!

I actually screamed 'oh Jesus' when I saw that pic, thank god I'm not in work

13-05-2003, 09:40 PM
i know droc that gary is fucking disgusting