Major Ingram Suicide Shock!

[Godders]

I found this on another forum.

The Major, who was found guilty of cheating in ITVs 'who wants to be a millionaire' has committed suicide. ITV have agreed to pay for the funeral, but they won't pay for the coffin.

[andymc]

LMAO at the coffin (coughin)

[Jimmy_Stockins]

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[Lhn]

Is that really true, how comes I haven't heard nothing on the News on the TV?

[andymc]

"coffin" (coughin) its a joke i imagine

[Wiegieboard]

And the moral of this story children is.....Cheaters NEVER win!
:D

[Lhn]

"coffin" (coughin) its a joke i imagine - thought as much, but as I didn't laugh thought I check

[Godders]

Two parrots sitting on their perch, one parrot says to the other "can you smell fish?"



* gets coat :D

[Lhn]

Thats one terrible too. Come Godders I know you can make me laugh. Again Again :D