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jonny rotten
15-12-2008, 07:47 PM
I was sitting down stairs watching match of the day 2 on the telly when i heard her shuffling around outside the room, I thought she'd probably nipped down for a glass of water, when all of a sudden she burst in the room and sprayed de-icer in my face.

I said "What the fuck are you doing you mad cow!"

She said "You were watching porn you dirty bastard!"

I cried oot " Was I fuck, i was watching the footy!"

"Were you really?" She asked, "Well why have you got a hard on then?!"

I said " because we've just beaten Portsmouth 3-0!"

She was drunk and on her rags if that's any sort of excuse.

DanCrase
15-12-2008, 07:49 PM
I hope you slapped her about a bit mate; teach that woman who's the boss!

DanCrase
15-12-2008, 07:50 PM
Incidentally, beating Portsmouth isn't a massive achievement; I could beat Portsmouth 3-0

Wiegieboard
15-12-2008, 09:22 PM
Give her a hot beef injection. Spray cum in her eyes? Then put on porn and call her the mummy whilst she's stumbling, blind, trying to find the dvd player and you.

DanCrase
15-12-2008, 10:04 PM
Give her a hot beef injection. Spray cum in her eyes? Then put on porn and call her the mummy whilst she's stumbling, blind, trying to find the dvd player and you.

Dude.....that is so hot....

ashy51
15-12-2008, 11:40 PM
Im sure this was a joke on a stand up thing I watched the other day.

Agrippa
15-12-2008, 11:42 PM
Im sure this was a joke on a stand up thing I watched the other day.

Live at the apollo, forgot the dudes name though, think hes on mock the week

jonny rotten
16-12-2008, 10:24 AM
rumbled on the joke, but she did spray de-icer in my face

Ben_Hutch
16-12-2008, 10:20 PM
Live at the apollo, forgot the dudes name though, think hes on mock the week

Yeah, it was Jason Manford, funny guy.