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Levo
11-02-2009, 11:40 AM
Just saw the clip on link below and thought you guys must have seen others that made you laugh, post 'em up!

A real choke hold break
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH7Z4ZpeD94

Nathan
MikeyL
11-02-2009, 11:49 AM
thats getting tried tonight lol
Predator
11-02-2009, 11:52 AM
As long as there's no Hells gate bashing its all good :)
Agrippa
11-02-2009, 01:25 PM
Hells gate? Whats that?
Predator
11-02-2009, 01:45 PM
Hells gate? Whats that?

Mate, Only the greatest legit submission of all time.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK88U1su5Ik

Some people are saying its some jits move but they're talking shit
SDR
11-02-2009, 01:47 PM
That guys face who is doing the choking! OMG I'm crying!
Predator
11-02-2009, 01:52 PM
The undetaker now wears MMA gloves, does a triangle choke called the "Death triangle" and the Hells gate.

Hes so good at themhHe makes people cough up blood!

I think with his size and strength he could beat any heavyweight in MMA IMO
SDR
11-02-2009, 01:55 PM
Undertaker V Lesnar...
Predator
11-02-2009, 01:57 PM
Undertaker V Lesnar...

Urm mate, Hes already beat him :rolleyes:
SDR
11-02-2009, 02:19 PM
Yeh but both have grown as competitors so much. The Hellgate v The Overhand right -> Bullrush... interesting match up, stylistically.
BJJfightlad
11-02-2009, 04:03 PM
That guys face who is doing the choking! OMG I'm crying!

You think that was funny.

Take a look at this guy's face. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaMdMGrpHxk
chokewho
15-02-2009, 06:25 PM
Mate, Only the greatest legit submission of all time.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK88U1su5Ik

Some people are saying its some jits move but they're talking shit

LMAO!!!!! I'm gonna try this. Your bro was talking about this.:D
Predator
15-02-2009, 07:02 PM
LMAO!!!!! I'm gonna try this. Your bro was talking about this.:D

Careful,

It makes people cough up blood
Levo
17-02-2009, 01:13 PM
You guys and the bloody hells gate!

Anyway, check out the awful cornering and refereeing in this match:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxfdaPgRo7A

Nathan
Harley
18-02-2009, 02:53 PM
Enjoy the position!!
mainsy
18-02-2009, 03:19 PM
That choke break is hilarious
Inchbyinch
18-02-2009, 06:57 PM
LOL. I need to go find that 'How to defeat a grappler' video again'
Inchbyinch
18-02-2009, 06:59 PM
Found it! Why did I bother learning BJJ all I had to do was this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4-TqLuHCU8
LewisJ
18-02-2009, 11:32 PM
You guys and the bloody hells gate!

The hells gate was good, but this "bloody hells gate" you speak of sounds nasty. Anychance you can show me this tomorrow night coach?
Soreshins
19-02-2009, 06:11 AM
The wrist grab....but wait.....it's not JUST a wrist grab!!!

It's a wrist grab by a 11 year old boy!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY1pEav1SKk

Now you too can fight off those queues of schoolkids waiting to buy mars bars and coke at lunchtime! Just coax them into grabbing your wrist and then BOOM! twist that wrist and fvck those little sh1ts right up!!!

Now THATs self defence!
Xanthic
20-02-2009, 07:40 PM
Anyway, check out the awful cornering and refereeing in this match:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxfdaPgRo7A

Nathan?v=CxfdaPgRo7A

Is that Vince Vaughn cornering? :p
Rob Hannis
21-02-2009, 01:32 PM
The hells gate was good, but this "bloody hells gate" you speak of sounds nasty. Anychance you can show me this tomorrow night coach?

I could only manage the normal hells gate on barton junior the other night, still working on the bloody hells gate
pete
21-02-2009, 03:02 PM
Was that choke break serious?
Hywel Teague
03-03-2009, 10:50 PM
A new dumbass technique...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGBCNYXh858
Sack Attack
03-03-2009, 11:26 PM
You guys and the bloody hells gate!

Anyway, check out the awful cornering and refereeing in this match:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxfdaPgRo7A

Nathan?v=CxfdaPgRo7A


He sounds like he's commentating on a Porno or somthing.

Enjoy The Position, Enjoy The Position, Enjoy The Position, Explode, Explode

Push it throu, Push it throu, Wriggle it, Enjoy The Mount. etc etc.
Luke
03-03-2009, 11:36 PM
You guys and the bloody hells gate!

Anyway, check out the awful cornering and refereeing in this match:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxfdaPgRo7A

Nathan?v=CxfdaPgRo7A

Enjoy that position baby. That's what I say to all my girls when I'm in that position. What a fuckin' knob jockey! Typical dumb yank!
David Butlin
03-03-2009, 11:46 PM
Luke you are a racist prick. How many americans do you know??

D
boxingbrit
04-03-2009, 12:17 AM
Luke is hasn't got a problem with anyone. I heard he wants to 'test himself against me' next time i'm down in Lowestoft. Rofl
Levo
04-03-2009, 01:06 AM
A new dumbass technique...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGBCNYXh858

Lol. So, he shows the move then demonstrates how that move leaves you with trapped arms and no base to get swept?

Kung Fu clearly has the best grappling (make sure you have the sound on lol):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__JYhJJXZr8

Nathan
David Butlin
04-03-2009, 01:10 AM
He will kill you, you have dumb ass blood running through you. Pure bred Lowestoft all the way imo!!!

D
boxingbrit
04-03-2009, 03:55 AM
He is from the stronger blood. Just north of lowestoft in Kings'

You cant fuck with him...
steve_langford
04-03-2009, 07:49 AM
Lol. So, he shows the move then demonstrates how that move leaves you with trapped arms and no base to get swept?

Kung Fu clearly has the best grappling (make sure you have the sound on lol):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__JYhJJXZr8

Nathan

that was so funny! I almost wet myself!
Baz
06-04-2009, 02:27 PM
You need to get this Kai Master down for a seminar or something lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I
MsgnpBren
06-04-2009, 10:00 PM
Mate, Only the greatest legit submission of all time.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK88U1su5Ik

Some people are saying its some jits move but they're talking shit

No way, iv'e never seen a triangle or what ever the hell that was in WWE before.
Baz
07-04-2009, 12:21 AM
Mate, Only the greatest legit submission of all time.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK88U1su5Ik

Some people are saying its some jits move but they're talking shit

ROFL!.. that vid just kills it.
Chris Barton
07-04-2009, 12:34 AM
No way, iv'e never seen a triangle or what ever the hell that was in WWE before.

It's called the Hells gate ;)

Some people call it the gogoplata but they're wrong, those BJJ fags renamed the hells gate to the gogoplata to pretend it was their own move, in reality they stole it from the undertaker.
jayman2606
14-04-2009, 08:53 AM
ROFL!.. that vid just kills it.

Only just read this thread and just wanted to add to it with yet more proof the the Hells Gate efficiency (one guy actually drops to the floor and is left twitching lol):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqL_RLh_RxY
Dave Bull
14-04-2009, 09:26 AM
You need to get this Kai Master down for a seminar or something lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I

Read some of the quotes....

'I think he just broke his dentures'

Awesome!