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simon bottler
19-02-2009, 02:09 AM
I am looking for excuses for my next two fights and am running out of time
UltimatePunch
19-02-2009, 03:21 AM
u cud say u were being ignored..............
TheUnfitOne
19-02-2009, 07:22 AM
The dog ate your homework ?
heavierthansatan
19-02-2009, 09:54 AM
stop taking the piss out of me - yeah i am 3 stone overweight at the moment but i can shed that it a day it aint a problem
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Seca Sec
19-02-2009, 10:35 AM
hard weight cut

you froze

"it was just a silly mistake, I was smashing him"

"I'm not used to their rules"


all popular ones I've heard
boxingbrit
19-02-2009, 10:38 AM
My mum wont let me was used on an Ultimate Force show
Duchman
19-02-2009, 10:40 AM
a friend of mine.. who i helped grappling for his fight. game plan was, use your movement and stand up. dont go foward.. Dont walk into his double. Circle..
Bell rings *runs acros ring* and gets double legged and pwned.

After the fight.. i was like wtf dude? he replies. My girlfriend told me to be more agressive..
simon bottler
19-02-2009, 10:45 AM
I have used most of them, i need a new one, they might make me fight
UltimatePunch
19-02-2009, 10:59 AM
Say you are scared of your new powers.
Wandfan
19-02-2009, 07:57 PM
how about you have just discovered you are HIV positive?
NeilD
19-02-2009, 08:04 PM
My mum wont let me was used on an Ultimate Force show

Your not serious Ian are you?
boxingbrit
20-02-2009, 01:26 AM
Your not serious Ian are you?

Honestly, i wish i had made it up!!! lol
Basilisk
20-02-2009, 02:55 AM
Say you only do MMA to meet cute guys.
FELLA
20-02-2009, 09:25 AM
Say you only do MMA to meet cute guys.

Doesn't everyone ... !!!?? :o
mmashay
20-02-2009, 11:58 AM
how about you have just discovered you are HIV positive?

I think this one will get you out of the fighting!