Jay Darrell is about to hit the real big time !

[jaydarrell]

Hello all
I know i've been quiet the last several months.

I hope your well.

[Jamie Taylor]

Hahaha good ol' Jay. Cant wait for this !

[ReD_mIst]

Great to have you back Jay.... the place is not the same without you.

I was disapointed thaty you deleted me off your friends list on MySpace :(

[Luke]

Do you have any MMA fights lined up. Maybe a celebrity fight against Shaq!

[steve_langford]

Go Jay!!! have you banged her yet?

[dunny]

who is your client? if its going in a magazine then surely you can tell us

[ReD_mIst]

Is it Kerry Katona? She could do with some help....

[Craig]

Waits for Basilik to pop up and comment.......

[spenna]

Jay is brilliant

[daspecimen]

Jay is the cage fighter dating Jordan.

[DetoxGuru.com]

cage fighter in a leotard on the front of ok magazine would be ledgenstein.

[Plastikman]

Wasnt Jay about to hit the big time the last time he was here?:rolleyes:

I'll believe it when I see it.:rolleyes:

[steve_langford]

its Sophie Anderton.......

LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laLFtDvxmKg

or even better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ht-N-qfESc

[Plastikman]

its Sophie Anderton.......

LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laLFtDvxmKg

AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA. Jay you twat.

Although I suppose "supermodel" sounds better then reformed junkie hasbeen.

[Craig]

AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA. Jay you twat.

Although I suppose "supermodel" sounds better then reformed junkie hasbeen.


Surely you mean "reformed junkie prostitute hasbeen"?

[Plastikman]

Surely you mean "reformed junkie prostitute hasbeen"?

Sophie Anderton was on the game? Kinda doubt that.

[Al Wallace]

JDI - legend

[Jamie Taylor]

LMMFAO @ Jays press up challenge.

Hahahahaha he never ceases to amaze me with his cuntishness.

[Jamie Taylor]

Sophie Anderton was on the game? Kinda doubt that.

She was mate, its common knowledge.

[Plastikman]

She was mate, its common knowledge.

I stand corrected, she has actually admitted to prostitution, ill be damned.

Reformed junkie, prostitute, hasbeen it is then!

[dunny]

"jay darrell the awesome kickboxing machine - chuck norris" you must be having a laugh? i wouldnt normally slate you because you're obviously doing what you want to do, going places and making money, but in all seriousness, your kickboxing is dog shit. you stand way too square, all your punches are arm punches, you never turn your hip in or anything, you are complete dog shit as far as kickboxing goes

and also, you did 0 press ups in a minute. congratulation

[AMOG]

I have been snapped up by her manager and promoter and they want me to model sportswear...

Must be childrens boxing gloves.

[Jak-TapouT-]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO7y-5Mwc_k&feature=channel

nice shorts jay.....

lol @ when Basilik sees this

[UltimatePunch]

Mr Motivator does better press ups than that and i bet he can kick properly aswell. He wouldnt be seen dead with sophie anderton as she had mark bosnich blow his fat up her. I hear thats 100% colombian just how she like it

[Craig]

Sophie Anderton was on the game? Kinda doubt that.

She doesn't seem to doubt it:

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/anderton.%20i%20was%20a%20.prostitute.

[Plastikman]

She doesn't seem to doubt it:

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/anderton.%20i%20was%20a%20.prostitute.

About 5 posts too late.

[steve_langford]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO7y-5Mwc_k&feature=channel

nice shorts jay.....

lol @ when Basilik sees this

you can actually see his helmet!!! im scarred for life now.......I feel dirty :(

[Craig]

About 5 posts too late.

It is never too late for an egotistical person like me to show I am right ;)

[DanCrase]

I'd fuckin cripple Sophie Anderton

Not in an attack of blind rage and hatred...I mean by fucking her

[Jamie Taylor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO7y-5Mwc_k&feature=channel

nice shorts jay.....

lol @ when Basilik sees this

1. Its gluteus maximus...

2. Its e-mail not e-mal for fucks sake this is your business at least spell correctly on your marketing material.

3. How the fuck do you shag all them trannies with that cock ???

[Plastikman]

3. How the fuck do you shag all them trannies with that cock ???

Who says Jay does the fucking? That tranny was WAY bigger then him, I doubt he'd have had any say in the matter.

[TheUnfitOne]

*cringes at the internet kicking JDI is getting on here*

[rpms]

Is it Kerry Katona? She could do with some help....

Jay Darrell and Kerry Katona,what a meeting of great minds that would be.....

One of them is a misguided immature egotistical drama queen control freak who is prepared to bullshit unashamedly to attract any form of attention despite their obvious lack of talent in their chosen profession-


And the other one is Kerry Katona :D

[Jak-TapouT-]

in all fairness, what did he possilby expect by putting that on here? same with people on the internet in general. usualy the fat ugly birds who cant sing but insist on posting videos of themselves butchering a classic onto youtube. 99999 of the 100000 comments are pretty much an internet kicking... No one is stupid enough to expect anything less from this thread...:D


Jay Darrell and Kerry Katona,what a meeting of great minds that would be.....

One of them is a misguided immature egotistical drama queen control freak who is prepared to bullshit unashamedly to attract any form of attention despite their obvious lack of talent in their chosen profession-


And the other one is Kerry Katona :D


Predictable yet still hilarious :D

[Leesin]

tv stuff ? they bringing you in as the new mister motivator ? ( no racism intended for the PC folk out there lol )

Seriously though Jay.. you're either an awesome troll or you have some really good drugs, I just dont know who in there right mind would put into a posistion of such responsibility.

[jaydarrell]

Nothings changed then I read.
Have a good day..

[Serotonin+]

Nothings changed then I read... !
Sophies past is just that the past ! She is clean and none of you could
of have come up with the £10 000 needed to sleep with her when she
was on drugs !!!

Sophie is going to the top ! She has a lot coming up and everyone who
has been negative to her will be gutted when they see her star rise..
your just have to wait and see...

As for me you can hate all you want as you guys have prepared me for
whats to come when I go nationwide ! I'm going to the top of my business
whether you like it or not..
I have a manager/promoter and pr ! My pr has worked with David Beckam
and was head of pr for puma ! So keep laughing at me guys as it prepares
me for the real haters who will be coming at me..

Kanye west? Is that you Mr West?

[jaydarrell]

Kanye west? Is that you Mr West?

I like Kanye West !

[Rob T]

lol at Kanye West.

"Hmmm, what do we know about me?
I'm a rapper.
I'm a musical genius."

[Craig]

Nothings changed then I read... !
Sophies past is just that the past ! She is clean and none of you could
of have come up with the £10 000 needed to sleep with her when she
was on drugs !!!

I am glad to know you have been keeping an eye on all of our finances. In such a torrid financial climate it personally feels good to have a watchdog such as yourself looking at my accounts and telling me whether I can or cannot afford a drug addicted prostitute.

I was wondering how you managed to get such inside information on everyone's financial holdings, but then I remembered where I had seen you before; don't you work for The Halifax and sing in their adverts? That would perhaps explain your detailed knowledge of everyone's finances.

[Rob T]

Just watched the "press-ups in a minute" challenge, what a fucking bellend.

[sol_dave]

jay welcome back mate you sent me some pms once regarding training much appreciated


take it easy

[DanCrase]

Sophie Anderton was 10k?, shit; I could afford that!....if she's still going for that rate; get her to gimme a shout

[AMOG]

If you manager is worth anything at all he would have told you to get some contact lenses instead of wearing those coke bottle bottoms wrapped in a coat hanger.

www.specsavers.co.uk

[dunny]

im not sure sophie anderton will be happy when i email her agents a link to this thread where you have told everyone how much she charges

[DanCrase]

im not sure sophie anderton will be happy when i email her agents a link to this thread where you have told everyone how much she charges


Hahahaha


....ZiNG!

(apparently she accepted £5,000 off one guy in 2004 too!)

[mickclark]

I cant believe I just wasted 5 minutes of my life watching one of his videos.

I will never get that time back in my life......... :(

[Jak-TapouT-]

I cant believe I just wasted 5 minutes of my life watching one of his videos.

I will never get that time back in my life......... :(

my thoughts are with his poor mother...it took 9 months to shit him out.

(tell me honestly, was that abit much?)

[mickclark]

my thoughts are with his poor mother...it took 9 months to shit him out.

(tell me honestly, was that abit much?)

hahaha :p

[jaydarrell]

jay welcome back mate you sent me some pms once regarding training much appreciated


take it easy

Hello Sol
Thanks mate !

[jaydarrell]

As for me i'm looking to be happy..

[dunny]

jay, no one here has underestimated sophie anderton, no one really gives a fuck. im happy for you that you have set yourself up for life, and i honestly believe that you have worked hard to do so, but you dont need to go on about it so much

[jaydarrell]

jay, no one here has underestimated sophie anderton, no one really gives a fuck. im happy for you that you have set yourself up for life, and i honestly believe that you have worked hard to do so, but you dont need to go on about it so much

Hey Dunny
Just letting some people know what i've been up..
I always said I was real and people are going to see that very
soon..

[jaydarrell]

I'm giving you guys a heads up !

[steve_langford]

http://www.failpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/attentionwhore.jpg

[Jamie Taylor]

I'm giving you guys a heads up !
I'm really going to be famous..
Whether you like me or not !
Sorry if you don't..but life goes on.

You sad, sad little man.

[Serotonin+]

Times ticking Jay, Your not getting any younger or taller. I respect you trying to do well for yourself, but latching onto E-list talentless celebs isn't gonna catapult you anywhere.

What top is sophie going too? She has zero talent and zero reputation.

I guess if you get enough ageing, desperate, delusional people in one place....

I've got it!!! Britains Got Talent Double act, Her staggering around stripteasing while you throw some Kung-Funercise moves

You will indeed be famous.

Respect

[IceKid]

ur a bit of a wanker, loool whos sophie anderton anymore?

[jaydarrell]

You sad, sad little man.

Sad ? How wrong you are !
See you at the top Jamie.

[jaydarrell]

Times ticking Jay, Your not getting any younger or taller. I respect you trying to do well for yourself, but latching onto E-list talentless celebs isn't gonna catapult you anywhere.

What top is sophie going too? She has zero talent and zero reputation.

I guess if you get enough ageing, desperate, delusional people in one place....

I've got it!!! Britains Got Talent Double act, Her staggering around stripteasing while you throw some Kung-Funercise moves

You will indeed be famous.

Respect


Zero talent ? Zero reputation ? Remember you said that !
Wait and see...

[jaydarrell]

ur a bit of a wanker, loool whos sophie anderton anymore?

Your entitled to your opinion..
Even if it is wrong.

[r-v]

well done Jay good on you man Keep on kicking ppl into shape

[stapesmk1]

No but my manager does some business with Justin Timberlake if that helps
you lol

Buying his CD is not doing business with him you complete tool.

Stapes

[Al Wallace]

Jay if you ever get famous that pic of you with that tranny will be in all over the papers

[mickclark]

Can someone give me some background on Jay Darrell and all the dislike and loathing that is being directed to him.

I think I must of missed a few chapters...... :confused:

[Plastikman]

Can someone give me some background on Jay Darrell and all the dislike and loathing that is being directed to him.

I think I must of missed a few chapters...... :confused:

Search for previous threads Mick, its worth it lol

[mickclark]

Search for previous threads Mick, its worth it lol

In this section?

[Plastikman]

In this section?

They are all over the forum.

[mickclark]

Jay after doing some reserach on you, I have come to the following conclusion................ TOOLBAG

As for Sophie Anderton, the only thing she will be climbing to the top of will be her next punters dick.

Peace

[Leesin]

She is clean and none of you could
of have come up with the £10 000 needed to sleep with her when she
was on drugs !!!



Most of us don't have to pay for sex, let alone pay 10 thousand smackers to some bitch on drugs, you desperate no game little bitch.

[Ben_Hutch]

- I have a very famous supermodel as a client
- You will soon see me in a UK celebrity magazine with my client
- Sophie is going to the top !
- I'm going to the top of my business whether you like it or not
- I have a manager/promoter and pr!
- my manager does some business with Justin Timberlake if that helps
- Sophie is going to the top !
- I'm really going to be famous..

Nobody gives a fuck.

[DanCrase]

Check Ben Hutch out!, revelling in no longer being the target for others abuse! :p

[Jak-TapouT-]

Check Ben Hutch out!, revelling in no longer being the target for others abuse! :p

lmao.

my opinion is Jay darrell is the single most succesful troll in the word ever. and his entire life has been devoted to it.

[Craig]

So let me get this straight. Your definition of hitting "the real big time" and becoming "famous" is being a personal trainer to, and possibly appearing in a low-brow tabloid style magazine with, an-ex junkie, ex-prostitute has-been model?

With such "fame" headed your way I have no doubt The Ivy is currently reserving a special table just for you and there are numerous film premier tickets headed your way in the post as I type this.....

I honestly do not think I have ever come across somebody with such low criteria for success in life.

[darthcrab]

Buying his CD is not doing business with him you complete tool.

Stapes

I just LOL'd so hard at that.. everyone is looking at me now...

[jaydarrell]

Sorry guys !
Would like to stay and play but i'm off.
All the best to you all.
This is my last post on this subject.
Its been emotional...

[Jawz]

I'd never heard of Sophie Anderton until this thread, but Jay your a legend.

[markjitsu]

if jay was in the big brother house, i might be tempted to start watching...

[MMAlien]

Jay is a Legend, i have met him and he is hell of a nice guy! good luck with the venture Jay. you got my support!

[Mike Bishop]

Yeah fuck the haters. All the way to the top Jay

[Tommo]

lmao.

my opinion is Jay darrell is the single most succesful troll in the word ever. and his entire life has been devoted to it.


Im with you on that one... :D

[Yak]

ah JDs quest for fame continues - as he dreams of the MTV hip hop lifestyle

so you knocked the 'londsdale' gym on the head ? hahaha

[Yak]

Originally Posted by jaydarrell
- I have a very famous supermodel as a client - WAS a supermodel, and a druggie and a whore...no bad thing but lets set the scene
- You will soon see me in a UK celebrity magazine with my client - so you really need to feel important - fucking hell you have made it....not
- Sophie is going to the top ! of what, someones bell end for 500 quid, or for another line of coke?
- I'm going to the top of my business whether you like it or not - no your not - actually - top of the jonny bullshitters made up gangsta lifestyle of idiots who have zero martial arts skill or knowledge - yeah guess you are
- I have a manager/promoter and pr! - and... anyone can get one
- my manager does some business with Justin Timberlake if that helps - not really -
- Sophie is going to the top ! - good for her - but it wont be anything to do with u
- I'm really going to be famous.. - for what , a troll, a blagger, or someone so self centred on being famous for absolutely nothing, I bet you watch big brother and wank yourself into a frenzy at the dream of being in the house?

[Rob T]

Jay Darrell in the BB house would be awesome.

[londonpride]

is there a reason why we should give a fuck what he is doing with his life?
why's he posted it here?

i'm gonna take a shit tommorow, bet you're all intrigued.

[MMAlien]

is there a reason why we should give a fuck what he is doing with his life?
why's he posted it here?

i'm gonna take a shit tommorow, bet you're all intrigued.

do you wipe standing up or sitting down?

[londonpride]

do you wipe standing up or sitting down?

l

sitting.

i can wipe 146 times in 1 minute!
i have a celebrity friend who once let me shit in her toilet
i am going to be in a celebrity magazine explaining why sitting is the correct way.
im going straight to the top.
keep any eye out for londonpride in the future, my management are setting me up with things like toilet paper adverts.
im going to be sponsored by mutha fucking kleenex

[AMOG]

l

sitting.

i can wipe 146 times in 1 minute!
i have a celebrity friend who once let me shit in her toilet
i am going to be in a celebrity magazine explaining why sitting is the correct way.
im going straight to the top.
keep any eye out for londonpride in the future, my management are setting me up with things like toilet paper adverts.
im going to be sponsored by mutha fucking kleenex

That is class. LOL

Why is speccy so desperate to be famous anyway? I'd fucking hate it. I'd like to be rich but not famous.

Sad little chap.

Mind you when he makes the big time there is always a place for 7 people like him in a panto at Xmas.

[Rob T]

The only thing I can imagine being famous would be good for is to make money and to be a major dick and piss loads of people off especially paparazzi. It's no good for being nice to people because then you'd constantly be harassed by people who want to be your best friend.

[dunny]

he's been picked on for over 40 years now, thats a whole lot of people to show that he's made something of himself, so the only way to reach so many people is to be famous, hence his endless pursuit

[Jimmy Boogaloo]

Jay should be encouraged to post here as often as possible. It's important to temper the criticisms you might have of him so that he continues to post more and more outlandish claims ;)

[MMAlien]

Jay should be encouraged to post here as often as possible. It's important to temper the criticisms you might have of him so that he continues to post more and more outlandish claims ;)

jimmy is right.....everytime jay posts people always slag him off and frighten him away! he is one of the most popular posters of all time! the forum needs him!

[r-v]

That is class. LOL

Why is speccy so desperate to be famous anyway? I'd fucking hate it. I'd like to be rich but not famous.

Sad little chap.

Mind you when he makes the big time there is always a place for 7 people like him in a panto at Xmas.

i think you should apologies Jays awesome u lot are dicks calling him names. Let him live his dreams y do u all act jelouse. Jay post more man u rock

[Jawz]

Jay would actually be great on big brother.

[DanCrase]

he'd be better on TUF

[Godders]

Jay should be encouraged to post here as often as possible. It's important to temper the criticisms you might have of him so that he continues to post more and more outlandish claims ;)

What that man said

[Craig]

I personally wish I was as successful as Jay and that he would run motivational self-help seminars so I could be just like him.

[DanCrase]

I personally wish I was as successful as Jay and that he would run motivational self-help seminars so I could be just like him.

You CAN be just like him, Craig; just make loads of shit up about things you claim to have done, and convince yourself its real!

[Al Wallace]

Where's the jay darrell photoshop thread hiding these days?

[Plastikman]

Where's the jay darrell photoshop thread hiding these days?

http://www.cagewarriors.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22821&page=5

Ah good times.

[AMOG]

http://www.mkweb.co.uk/MKtheatre/images/Panto4400.jpg

[Plastikman]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b102/Plastikfan/Darrell.jpg

[DanCrase]

...how short IS Jay Darrel?...cause he's still probably taller than me =(

[AMOG]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b102/Plastikfan/Darrell.jpg

Awesome!!

You could swap snow white for a coke snorting hooker

[rpms]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b102/Plastikfan/Darrell.jpg

That is awesome :D

[Keerin]

Just a thought: The poeple who are on the road to becoming famous are usually too busy working to boast about it on the internet!

[iandean]

Jay is the fan group about you on Facebook actually run by you? Or is it a troll group?

[david5]

exclusive video of jay working for sophie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfHlA3fmJG0