Campian for proper blow jobs!!

[Malcontent]

When a woman is sucking your cock and starts to wank you off at the same time, this ceases to become a blow job and becomes a hand job instead in my opinion.

This is unacceptable to me.

If she can't make me cum by using her mouth and tongue alone, then she has no business having my cock in her trap!!

I blame porn movies myself for this lazy behaviour.

They're forever tossing guys off with their hands whilst also sucking them off, thinking that we, the viewing public don't know that we're being hoodwinked into thinking that we're watching true oral sex, when in fact we're watching some kind of lazy hybrid of oral and hand relief.

I feel that the true nature of what a blowjob is has been lost, possibly forever.

The only proper blowjob I ever had was when I was in a psychiatric hospital. On my ward was a Hungarian girl who used to be on the game. It took her almost three hours to get me to jizz but she got there in the end. She was dedicated and determined, and that's what it takes to excel in this life.

Also, WTF is with girls in pornos spitting on cocks whilst sucking them? A polish bird sucked me off last sunday and she started that spitting crap!!

It was neither ladylike nor necessary. Needless to say I told the nasty cow to fuck off!!

[thixty]

The only proper blowjob I ever had was when I was in a psychiatric hospital. On my ward was a Hungarian girl who used to be on the game. It took her almost three hours to get me to jizz but she got there in the end. She was dedicated and determined, and that's what it takes to excel in this life.



can i just say ur my hero !

[dr058]

Needless to say I told the nasty cow to fuck off!!

After you fired your load all over her face of course?

[Malcontent]

After you fired your load all over her face of course?

No mate, not at all.

I am a purist.

If she says I'm getting a blowjob and then starts wanking me off, then as far as I'm concerned I'm no longer getting a blowjob.

This doesn't fly with me. No way hosay!!

[Plastikman]

And Malcontents nose continues to grow more with each line typed lol.

[Malcontent]

Endurance is one of the most difficult disciplines, but it is to the one who endures that the final victory comes.

[Jak-TapouT-]

im with Malcontent on this one. that spitting shit is just wrong. admitly dirty, filthy girls are great! but having a girl spitting at my crotch is teetering on just being rude. A chick is allowed to use her hand to hold your manhood to steady or get a better angle on it, but as soon as her hand moves in a motion that simulates a hand job, it becomes a hand job. Women should know how to give a decent blow, but like you say, this porn rubbish is teaching bad habbits

[Tom_]

God I can't stand that spitting bull shit, you see it all the time in porno's and that's where it's come from, I don't know about anyone else but seeing a woman spit is one of the biggest turn offs in my opinion, but you mostly see male pornstars spitting on the minge I've never spat on a minge and I can't figure out why I would need to? lubrication? that's why you do a bit of groundwork first.

As for the blowjob hand thing I can't say I've really been annoyed by it but now that you've pointed it out it probably will, it's a fair point you make actually.

[Allan Shrek]

Should the thread title read "Camp Ian for proper Blow Jobs?"

[Xanthic]

Also, WTF is with girls in pornos spitting on cocks whilst sucking them? A polish bird sucked me off last sunday and she started that spitting crap!!

It was neither ladylike nor necessary. Needless to say I told the nasty cow to fuck off!!

Throwing a girl out cos she gave you a blowjob wrong means you're gay, why couldnt have you have told her to stop then fucked her?

I believe no word of this. Everything you say is bullshit. I normally try to ignore BS threads but in this case... I really couldnt. Think of it as a release if you will.

IMHO you wouldnt be able to get a hoover to suck you off, as soon as a bird heard you speak she'd already be walking away thinking "What a load of fucking shit.".

[Malcontent]

Doubt is a good thing.

It's healthy and is the father of invention and certainty.

However, doubt is of no consequence here. What matters is that we come to a consensus as to what is acceptable behaviour whilst being orally pleasured.

[Wiegieboard]

I agree that when poking throat with my meat popcicle, there should be none of that handjob bullshite. I'm also hugely confused at the spitting. What the fuck is it supposed to achieve??? Good thread.

[londonpride]

personally i find a bit of the use of the birds hand makes it feel that bit better....

[Duchman]

And Malcontents nose continues to grow more with each line typed lol.

True that lolerz

[Xanthic]

Doubt is a good thing.

It's healthy and is the father of invention and certainty.

However, doubt is of no consequence here. What matters is that we come to a consensus as to what is acceptable behaviour whilst being orally pleasured.

Being smart is a good thing.

Trying to be an smartarse makes you look like a prick.

[Malcontent]

Trying to be an smartarse makes you look like a prick.

As long as the prick in question is being sucked without the use of hands.

[DetoxGuru.com]

whats a campian?

[Malcontent]

A stubborn and unreliable 'g' on my computer.

[Gods of War]

When a woman is sucking your cock and starts to wank you off at the same time, this ceases to become a blow job and becomes a hand job instead in my opinion.

This is unacceptable to me.

If she can't make me cum by using her mouth and tongue alone, then she has no business having my cock in her trap!!

I blame porn movies myself for this lazy behaviour.

They're forever tossing guys off with their hands whilst also sucking them off, thinking that we, the viewing public don't know that we're being hoodwinked into thinking that we're watching true oral sex, when in fact we're watching some kind of lazy hybrid of oral and hand relief.

I feel that the true nature of what a blowjob is has been lost, possibly forever.

The only proper blowjob I ever had was when I was in a psychiatric hospital. On my ward was a Hungarian girl who used to be on the game. It took her almost three hours to get me to jizz but she got there in the end. She was dedicated and determined, and that's what it takes to excel in this life.

Also, WTF is with girls in pornos spitting on cocks whilst sucking them? A polish bird sucked me off last sunday and she started that spitting crap!!

It was neither ladylike nor necessary. Needless to say I told the nasty cow to fuck off!!

At best, I respectfully disagree. I'm always impressed when they have the dexterity to pull it off successfully. I say why not make use of this legendary multi tasking ability.

Although thinking about it....as a training drill to improve their mouth action, occasionally banning their hands may be worth while.

I do agree on the spitting though-WTF????

[gaydar]

It took her almost three hours to get me to jizz

BEEP BEEP BEEP

[ocuana]

For good oral in porn, see AVA DEVINE, NIKITA DENISE or BRANDY LYONS. I have no issues with spitting... but then I admire anal fisting, gokkun and GGG movie productions. Handjobs are a seperate entity. Jerking the hand during head, It is like giving a kick during a boxing match.

[Little-Big-Mike]

I am yet to find a woman that can make me cum whilst giving me head... and I've been with hookers, slags, and nice girls... Such a shame really

[ferret]

I admire your mind of crazy thoughts but you really must have too much time on your hands to sit there and think of this then post it on the cw forum!

[MMA-UK]

here here, good campain

[simmy]

I am yet to find a woman that can make me cum whilst giving me head... and I've been with hookers, slags, and nice girls... Such a shame really

Lmao:D ...........

[iandean]

I am yet to find a woman that can make me cum whilst giving me head... and I've been with hookers, slags, and nice girls... Such a shame really

lol @ the varied life experience

[DanCrase]

I'm not joining this campaign; I, personally, like when a girl gives me some hand action whilst sucking me off. I like them spitting, licking my balls....hell, I even have a penchant for letting them stick a finger nail in my Japs eye if it's at the right time.

Spitting or swallowing; I prefer swallowers, but I can deal with a spitter, so long as she spits it on her tits

[simmy]

My misses likes me spittin in/at her cunt..lol