View Full Version : Checkout closer magazine issue 347 July 4 -10th !
jaydarrell
01-07-2009, 11:58 AM
Sophie Anderton has a 2 page interview inside and kindly mentions my
name as her personal trainer.
Thats all i'm going to say !
Jay
JeffMcFluffy
01-07-2009, 12:00 PM
Personal trainer and pimp it says
UltimatePunch
01-07-2009, 12:04 PM
Closer...fucking hell id keep that quiet mate. You may get to be in Take a break next month. I know a lad who works for the buy and sell...he could get u a bold advert with maybe a pic.....no promises
hitting the big time now....
think I just saw the headline
"Ex Model Junkie Prostitute hires martial arts fraud as her midget Driver"
she must be on drugs still ha ha.jaydarrel i have watched ure videos with sum interest as you are a useless but very funny little thing .long may you make me laugh
iandean
01-07-2009, 02:13 PM
Well done Jay
This forum is full of jealous people
Live the dream
piratebrido
01-07-2009, 02:45 PM
I don't know who she is, but I bet she is brilliant!
Jimmy Boogaloo
01-07-2009, 08:13 PM
This forum is full of jealous people
yes, they seem uncontrolably jealous
Jay's a legend - keep us updated
jealous ,what makes you think that?
Jimmy Boogaloo
01-07-2009, 08:27 PM
A lot of people on here seem jealous. For example, you. You seem jealous?
Plastikman
01-07-2009, 08:29 PM
Sophie Anderton has a 2 page interview inside and kindly mentions my
name as her personal trainer.
Thats all i'm going to say !
Jay
I am a big enough man to know when I am wrong. I guess you're the one laughing now. Nice work Jay!
So, Closer huh? Tell me Jay, how does the big time feel? Your public need to know
Flashing Blade
01-07-2009, 08:30 PM
What kind of shoes does she wear for her work out?
I am a big enough man to know when I am wrong. I guess you're the one laughing now. Nice work Jay!
So, Closer huh? Tell me Jay, how does the big time feel? Your public need to know
Sarcasm is the use of sharp, cutting remarks or language intended to mock, wound, or subject to contempt or ridicule.
Dont be a hater man Jays cool I think u need to apologies man all of u haters
iandean
01-07-2009, 10:36 PM
What kind of shoes does she wear for her work out?
The shoes incident is the only thing Jay deserves stick for on here
And it wasn't even his show
http://www.cagewarriors.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16290
jaydarrell
01-07-2009, 11:24 PM
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jaydarrell
01-07-2009, 11:25 PM
The shoes incident is the only thing Jay deserves stick for on here
And it wasn't even his show
http://www.cagewarriors.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16290............................ ...........
Mike Bishop
01-07-2009, 11:25 PM
Ignore the haters Jay - this is just another step on your path to the top. Good to see you getting your name out there
iandean
01-07-2009, 11:30 PM
Jay is the facebook group with your name on it, actually you?
Rob T
01-07-2009, 11:35 PM
Things have only just begun, i'm looking to really establish
myself now. What you don't see is the knock on effect of
training Sophie ! Life is crazy for me right now and its just
begun..their are bigger things on the way.
I hate to say it but a lot of it is about who you know !
Kerry Katona next. Then you could be on MTV... next to "The Hills", it doesn't get any bigger.
Plastikman
01-07-2009, 11:37 PM
Sarcasm is the use of sharp, cutting remarks or language intended to mock, wound, or subject to contempt or ridicule.
Dont be a hater man Jays cool I think u need to apologies man all of u haters
Firstly, I am disgusted, disgusted by your insinuation that I am anything but 100% legitimate in my well wishes to Jay.
Secondly, I think you will find that the comment highlighted in bold is in fact copyrighted, and perhaps it is YOU who should apologise, to the owner of said intellectual property. Otherwise you might expect a letter from Mr Boogaloos solicitor.
Now good day to you sir.
jaydarrell
02-07-2009, 12:05 AM
[QUOTE=kainer2;377981]Jay is the facebook group with your name on it, actually you...........
Jimmy Boogaloo
02-07-2009, 12:28 AM
Otherwise you might expect a letter from Mr Boogaloos solicitor.
Indeed. I have them drafting a very stern letter as we speak.
To be fair, if anyone needs to apologise - I think phil should apologise.
if jaydarrel was bothered he would awnser me himself .obviously dhe isnt .you mr boogie should get off your high horse you too sensitive about comments which have nothing to do with yourself .so no apologise here .what you gotta say about this now im sure you have another little comment .and awnser my question how am i jealous . Lemon
Jay, I can't help but feel the media have done you a great dis-service this morning.
A lot of outlets were working the angle of personal fitness, with footage of Andy Murray training.
And they had some other two-bit personal trainers on the breakfast shows. They didn't pick you.
I hope you don't take this badly and shun the British media - give them a second chance Jay.
MikeyL
02-07-2009, 10:42 AM
Well done Jay
Mike Bishop
02-07-2009, 10:43 AM
if jaydarrel was bothered he would awnser me himself .obviously dhe isnt .you mr boogie should get off your high horse you too sensitive about comments which have nothing to do with yourself .so no apologise here .what you gotta say about this now im sure you have another little comment .and awnser my question how am i jealous . Lemon
Jealous AND bitter imho
Some people just hate to see others succeed
UltimatePunch
02-07-2009, 10:45 AM
my cousin was in the autotrader
dunny
02-07-2009, 11:27 AM
it says my name in the titles of coronation street every day, but it isnt me. do you appear in any of the pictures? otherwise, it might be a different jay darrell ingleton. have you got any pictures of you with sophie anderton on your myspace?
this is a public forum and you and i can state what we like.jay boast of his work and i abused him as it a little sad . Im far from bitter i personally have a very rewarding career and gorgeous family.i find jaydarrel highly amusing and wish him all the luck in the world .i maintain he is a donut of the highest order though .he a confident lad and would reply himself if he felt the need .
The Inner Circle
02-07-2009, 11:41 AM
this is a public forum and you and i can state what we like.jay boast of his work and i abused him as it a little sad . Im far from bitter i personally have a very rewarding career and gorgeous family.i find jaydarrel highly amusing and wish him all the luck in the world .i maintain he is a donut of the highest order though .he a confident lad and would reply himself if he felt the need .
Bitter, jealous and now boastful.
We feel you have contradicted yourself as well as insulting a well respected forum member with the use of a fruit as a verbal attack.
We know what you should do.......do you?
Bateman
02-07-2009, 11:44 AM
my cousin was in the autotrader
this wins hands down... made me lol
Longman
02-07-2009, 12:23 PM
jealous ,what makes you think that?
Um, Closer? Sophie Anderton?
I think if we are honest, deep inside we are all a little jealous...
Longman
02-07-2009, 12:25 PM
Bitter, jealous and now boastful.
We feel you have contradicted yourself as well as insulting a well respected forum member with the use of a fruit as a verbal attack.
We know what you should do.......do you?
A donut's not a fruit is it?
Longman
02-07-2009, 12:26 PM
Oh right, the lemon. My bad.
jaydarrell
02-07-2009, 04:28 PM
Jay, I can't help but feel the media have done you a great dis-service this morning.
A lot of outlets were working the angle of personal fitness, with footage of Andy Murray training.
And they had some other two-bit personal trainers on the breakfast shows. They didn't pick you.
I hope you don't take this badly and shun the British media - give them a second chance Jay.
Lol, there is room for everyone.
jaydarrell
02-07-2009, 04:34 PM
I have a certain gentleman named Chuck Norris following my career
from updates from a good friend of his who is a friend of mine.
Thats not a boast gentlemen. I look forward to actually meeting
him one day soon.
Jamie Taylor
02-07-2009, 04:35 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahaha.
My mates uncles brothers sister has a cat that used to be owned by Jean Claude Van Dammes sisters auntie. He is following my mma career very closely, watch this space folks !
Rob T
02-07-2009, 04:35 PM
You know when people say "Chuck Norris is following you" they mean it literally yeah? Like he is probably watching you right now, from the shadows...
Then one day, BOOM, HEADKICK. You will be dead.
pauljono1120
02-07-2009, 04:37 PM
my cousin was in the autotrader
Lmfao, made me lol.
jaydarrell
02-07-2009, 04:38 PM
Guys you haven't seen anything yet mark my words !
Wait and see.
jaydarrell
02-07-2009, 04:41 PM
You know when people say "Chuck Norris is following you" they mean it literally yeah? Like he is probably watching you right now, from the shadows...
Then one day, BOOM, HEADKICK. You will be dead.
Thats funny, lol
andrew123
03-07-2009, 01:52 AM
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Serotonin+
03-07-2009, 02:04 AM
Hey mate its reakly good 2 hear about your widespread success in the celebrity world. i would alos like to hang out twith famous people and hav thme loook up to me as they do to uu.
I don'ttt post here so much mso don't have much to say, but the press up challenge on your mYspace seemed a lttle flawd. You seem to go dcsown and then a bit of the wayup and then down agaen etc, counting that as 1? i'm not a personal trainer or anything but I do remember being told at some point in my life that you have to go 'up' for it to be a full pressup. So yes, I beat your score of about 4-5 pressups in a minute. I did 12.right now. and that actualyjouw0 only took a bout 40 secondssss. Lets see if you can beat that whilst doing them properly.? upload oif u do.
Also, your kicking videoare fera reaally coool you have so much energy! But try to KEEP YOUR HANDS UP WHEN PUNCHING, KICKING, OR DANCING AROUND THE BAG LIKE A CHIHUAHUA ON SPEED. If not, you're gonna get sparked. Thats prvovided you everr fight in mma or anything really. Use your hips a bit more you'll get a lot more power you should grow abit more too youre quite short like my cousin- putting on really loud Prodigy music might make you feel like u justsnorted half a g but you're punches are still piss weak. No offence. Turn your lead leg when you hook. A hook's a hook, not a diagonal jab. Have you ever learnt any combos? They're quite handy if you use the right ones instead of doing; half arsed teep (do you know what a teep is)?, spinning back something, low lead kick with rear hand so low you pleasure a young boy, shit groin kick... etc. But other than that your kicks are good. if youre doin the cancan lol did you ever see moulin rogue they do it in that i think u coduld learnn a thing or atwo.. Also you need to work on your stance.... I won't go into that because I only have about two hours to spare but you should look into it.
Right now, your kickoting technique looks a little like something I once saw my Dad signing up for, and hes having a mid life crisis. It was boxercise, or spin, or body combat or some shit like that. It gets you fit, sure, but it's not a martial art. So it DOESN'T BELONG ON A MARTIAL ARTS FORUM. If you want to get into teaching drug addict celebrities into getting fit fair enough. Good for you. Do that. But your technique is like something I shat the other day. And i recently got back from a developing/third world country so my shit isn't looking too good at the moment, so don't tryandpass yur shit of as MMA, or any of the martial arts that make up MMA, because it's not MMA, it's a form of exercise that would be made a joke of in the octagon or any mma situation really if im honest with you jay, no more no less. by hte way whats your name? is it like jay as in homer jay simpson or is it your initial like j for john or james? i kn ow a pair of identical twins called johnnn abd james but htatts a difrenyt strory. im interested to know mate but i just had a lot of cider so i probably won't care by the time you reaply. let meknow anyway itlll bu funy to findout.
I'll be honest with you. I don't fight MMA i just train 5 daysaweek. And I'm not fantastic at it either. But I CAN ADmitthatAT. If i was to come on here, post a video of myself training on here, and be arrogant, offensive, and selfabsorbed enough to say LOOK AT ME IM MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN ALL OF YOU I would get hated on. And rightly so. Please piss off, mate blud friend homie nobber. I find your arrogance and stupidity offensive to the extreme. From what I've read, many of the dedicated hard-working martial artists on this forum feel the same way. We don't have anything against hard working personal trainers. some of us here (my jack russel dog whos cureentlly licking a salsa staiin off the carpet included, though she don't train mma or post on the forum) have so much respect for people who work hard at what they're doing, but when they come onto a forum and try to tell other people that they're excelling in their field when they're a load of shite, it pisses me and a lot of other people off. As far as personal training is concerned, well done. I mean it. You got mentioned in roling stones magazine and clearly hang out with some well known people like chuck lidell and rany and rfedor nad all thhe celeabs. which is more than ia av acchieved in my field. do you know what i do john? thats a diffferenit story isnot in save that for anohtehr time and antoher fread.
yer mma is mma yu dont know wsquat buiot mma just how tu burn calories.
I have drunk 7 pints of strongass cider (ist called olr rosie do you kno w it it tasted like shtie sbut its my friends birthday. i act2lly told him i was in the john soim goingtohabve to wrap this up) in the past 2 hours so am getting a bit carried awaayy, so sorry if i seem rude. but please stop gloating on this forum. as far as this forum is concerned!!!@, you have Nothing to be proud off in terms of mma and this foru mis a mma related forum. hte name cage warriors gives it awy.
pisss off. ;) there's a wink for you. im a bloke and you look a little bit camp so thought you might enjoy that. thats all your getting though. i m afraid...........
I have to quote that incase it disappears. I'll read it tomorrow.
Longman
03-07-2009, 02:45 AM
Jay Darrell threads absolutely fucking ROCK!
ocuana
03-07-2009, 05:47 AM
JAY. tbh. i am jealous and i always fancied S.A. So please advise her of her popularity on these pages. If you need assistance with teaching, I am 6ft6 and have a cock like a baby rhino. We would look good together and I think you know it. Let Sophie know she is wanted... badly! xxx
jaydarrell
03-07-2009, 09:19 AM
Hey mate its reakly good 2 hear about your widespread success in the celebrity world. i would alos like to hang out twith famous people and hav thme loook up to me as they do to uu.
I don'ttt post here so much mso don't have much to say, but the press up challenge on your mYspace seemed a lttle flawd. You seem to go dcsown and then a bit of the wayup and then down agaen etc, counting that as 1? i'm not a personal trainer or anything but I do remember being told at some point in my life that you have to go 'up' for it to be a full pressup. So yes, I beat your score of about 4-5 pressups in a minute. I did 12.right now. and that actualyjouw0 only took a bout 40 secondssss. Lets see if you can beat that whilst doing them properly.? upload oif u do.
Also, your kicking videoare fera reaally coool you have so much energy! But try to KEEP YOUR HANDS UP WHEN PUNCHING, KICKING, OR DANCING AROUND THE BAG LIKE A CHIHUAHUA ON SPEED. If not, you're gonna get sparked. Thats prvovided you everr fight in mma or anything really. Use your hips a bit more you'll get a lot more power you should grow abit more too youre quite short like my cousin- putting on really loud Prodigy music might make you feel like u justsnorted half a g but you're punches are still piss weak. No offence. Turn your lead leg when you hook. A hook's a hook, not a diagonal jab. Have you ever learnt any combos? They're quite handy if you use the right ones instead of doing; half arsed teep (do you know what a teep is)?, spinning back something, low lead kick with rear hand so low you pleasure a young boy, shit groin kick... etc. But other than that your kicks are good. if youre doin the cancan lol did you ever see moulin rogue they do it in that i think u coduld learnn a thing or atwo.. Also you need to work on your stance.... I won't go into that because I only have about two hours to spare but you should look into it.
Right now, your kickoting technique looks a little like something I once saw my Dad signing up for, and hes having a mid life crisis. It was boxercise, or spin, or body combat or some shit like that. It gets you fit, sure, but it's not a martial art. So it DOESN'T BELONG ON A MARTIAL ARTS FORUM. If you want to get into teaching drug addict celebrities into getting fit fair enough. Good for you. Do that. But your technique is like something I shat the other day. And i recently got back from a developing/third world country so my shit isn't looking too good at the moment, so don't tryandpass yur shit of as MMA, or any of the martial arts that make up MMA, because it's not MMA, it's a form of exercise that would be made a joke of in the octagon or any mma situation really if im honest with you jay, no more no less. by hte way whats your name? is it like jay as in homer jay simpson or is it your initial like j for john or james? i kn ow a pair of identical twins called johnnn abd james but htatts a difrenyt strory. im interested to know mate but i just had a lot of cider so i probably won't care by the time you reaply. let meknow anyway itlll bu funy to findout.
I'll be honest with you. I don't fight MMA i just train 5 daysaweek. And I'm not fantastic at it either. But I CAN ADmitthatAT. If i was to come on here, post a video of myself training on here, and be arrogant, offensive, and selfabsorbed enough to say LOOK AT ME IM MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN ALL OF YOU I would get hated on. And rightly so. Please piss off, mate blud friend homie nobber. I find your arrogance and stupidity offensive to the extreme. From what I've read, many of the dedicated hard-working martial artists on this forum feel the same way. We don't have anything against hard working personal trainers. some of us here (my jack russel dog whos cureentlly licking a salsa staiin off the carpet included, though she don't train mma or post on the forum) have so much respect for people who work hard at what they're doing, but when they come onto a forum and try to tell other people that they're excelling in their field when they're a load of shite, it pisses me and a lot of other people off. As far as personal training is concerned, well done. I mean it. You got mentioned in roling stones magazine and clearly hang out with some well known people like chuck lidell and rany and rfedor nad all thhe celeabs. which is more than ia av acchieved in my field. do you know what i do john? thats a diffferenit story isnot in save that for anohtehr time and antoher fread.
yer mma is mma yu dont know wsquat buiot mma just how tu burn calories.
I have drunk 7 pints of strongass cider (ist called olr rosie do you kno w it it tasted like shtie sbut its my friends birthday. i act2lly told him i was in the john soim goingtohabve to wrap this up) in the past 2 hours so am getting a bit carried awaayy, so sorry if i seem rude. but please stop gloating on this forum. as far as this forum is concerned!!!@, you have Nothing to be proud off in terms of mma and this foru mis a mma related forum. hte name cage warriors gives it awy.
pisss off. ;) there's a wink for you. im a bloke and you look a little bit camp so thought you might enjoy that. thats all your getting though. i m afraid...........
Er if you check the rules for competion pressups you will see they don't
involve a full exension on the arms ! Look at the guiness book of records
and you will see i'm abiding by their rules.
As for the rest zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
jaydarrell
03-07-2009, 09:20 AM
JAY. tbh. i am jealous and i always fancied S.A. So please advise her of her popularity on these pages. If you need assistance with teaching, I am 6ft6 and have a cock like a baby rhino. We would look good together and I think you know it. Let Sophie know she is wanted... badly! xxx
You are joking right ! I thought so.
i think its admirable JD
that your helping prostitutes integrate back into the community
I may drive down to kings cross and see if I can replicate your success
Plastikman
03-07-2009, 10:01 AM
I am 6ft6 and have a cock like a baby rhino. We would look good together and I think you know it.
Grey, small and wrinkled with a barb on the end?
Plastikman
03-07-2009, 10:05 AM
Hey mate its reakly good 2 hear about your widespread success in the celebrity world. i would alos like to hang out twith famous people and hav thme loook up to me as they do to uu.
I don'ttt post here so much mso don't have much to say, but the press up challenge on your mYspace seemed a lttle flawd. You seem to go dcsown and then a bit of the wayup and then down agaen etc, counting that as 1? i'm not a personal trainer or anything but I do remember being told at some point in my life that you have to go 'up' for it to be a full pressup. So yes, I beat your score of about 4-5 pressups in a minute. I did 12.right now. and that actualyjouw0 only took a bout 40 secondssss. Lets see if you can beat that whilst doing them properly.? upload oif u do.
Also, your kicking videoare fera reaally coool you have so much energy! But try to KEEP YOUR HANDS UP WHEN PUNCHING, KICKING, OR DANCING AROUND THE BAG LIKE A CHIHUAHUA ON SPEED. If not, you're gonna get sparked. Thats prvovided you everr fight in mma or anything really. Use your hips a bit more you'll get a lot more power you should grow abit more too youre quite short like my cousin- putting on really loud Prodigy music might make you feel like u justsnorted half a g but you're punches are still piss weak. No offence. Turn your lead leg when you hook. A hook's a hook, not a diagonal jab. Have you ever learnt any combos? They're quite handy if you use the right ones instead of doing; half arsed teep (do you know what a teep is)?, spinning back something, low lead kick with rear hand so low you pleasure a young boy, shit groin kick... etc. But other than that your kicks are good. if youre doin the cancan lol did you ever see moulin rogue they do it in that i think u coduld learnn a thing or atwo.. Also you need to work on your stance.... I won't go into that because I only have about two hours to spare but you should look into it.
Right now, your kickoting technique looks a little like something I once saw my Dad signing up for, and hes having a mid life crisis. It was boxercise, or spin, or body combat or some shit like that. It gets you fit, sure, but it's not a martial art. So it DOESN'T BELONG ON A MARTIAL ARTS FORUM. If you want to get into teaching drug addict celebrities into getting fit fair enough. Good for you. Do that. But your technique is like something I shat the other day. And i recently got back from a developing/third world country so my shit isn't looking too good at the moment, so don't tryandpass yur shit of as MMA, or any of the martial arts that make up MMA, because it's not MMA, it's a form of exercise that would be made a joke of in the octagon or any mma situation really if im honest with you jay, no more no less. by hte way whats your name? is it like jay as in homer jay simpson or is it your initial like j for john or james? i kn ow a pair of identical twins called johnnn abd james but htatts a difrenyt strory. im interested to know mate but i just had a lot of cider so i probably won't care by the time you reaply. let meknow anyway itlll bu funy to findout.
I'll be honest with you. I don't fight MMA i just train 5 daysaweek. And I'm not fantastic at it either. But I CAN ADmitthatAT. If i was to come on here, post a video of myself training on here, and be arrogant, offensive, and selfabsorbed enough to say LOOK AT ME IM MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN ALL OF YOU I would get hated on. And rightly so. Please piss off, mate blud friend homie nobber. I find your arrogance and stupidity offensive to the extreme. From what I've read, many of the dedicated hard-working martial artists on this forum feel the same way. We don't have anything against hard working personal trainers. some of us here (my jack russel dog whos cureentlly licking a salsa staiin off the carpet included, though she don't train mma or post on the forum) have so much respect for people who work hard at what they're doing, but when they come onto a forum and try to tell other people that they're excelling in their field when they're a load of shite, it pisses me and a lot of other people off. As far as personal training is concerned, well done. I mean it. You got mentioned in roling stones magazine and clearly hang out with some well known people like chuck lidell and rany and rfedor nad all thhe celeabs. which is more than ia av acchieved in my field. do you know what i do john? thats a diffferenit story isnot in save that for anohtehr time and antoher fread.
yer mma is mma yu dont know wsquat buiot mma just how tu burn calories.
I have drunk 7 pints of strongass cider (ist called olr rosie do you kno w it it tasted like shtie sbut its my friends birthday. i act2lly told him i was in the john soim goingtohabve to wrap this up) in the past 2 hours so am getting a bit carried awaayy, so sorry if i seem rude. but please stop gloating on this forum. as far as this forum is concerned!!!@, you have Nothing to be proud off in terms of mma and this foru mis a mma related forum. hte name cage warriors gives it awy.
pisss off. ;) there's a wink for you. im a bloke and you look a little bit camp so thought you might enjoy that. thats all your getting though. i m afraid...........
I cant decide if this is nonsensical bullshit, or genuis. Nice job lol
lol at andrew123.obviously bitter and jealous ..and not a shred of humour from jays anal reply ha ha says it all
I have a certain gentleman named Chuck Norris following my career
Chuck Norris does not follow anything. He is omni present and is by default all around you.
Be warned that being so close to Chuck Norris is to risk death by head kick if he decides the flip out.
Firstly, I am disgusted, disgusted by your insinuation that I am anything but 100% legitimate in my well wishes to Jay.
Secondly, I think you will find that the comment highlighted in bold is in fact copyrighted, and perhaps it is YOU who should apologise, to the owner of said intellectual property. Otherwise you might expect a letter from Mr Boogaloos solicitor.
Now good day to you sir.
tbh I think Jimmy Stole that from line from me ;) its just he gets to say it more cos he spends hours on the forum just to use that line :p :)
MMAlien
03-07-2009, 11:06 PM
Well done Jay, i picked it up today.
I cant decide if this is nonsensical bullshit, or genuis. Nice job lol
I think that guy is over the drink post limit.
Kaan Sencer
04-07-2009, 12:31 AM
pisss off. ;) there's a wink for you. im a bloke and you look a little bit camp so thought you might enjoy that. thats all your getting though. i m afraid...........
HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA:D
Ben_Hutch
04-07-2009, 02:53 AM
I have nothing against Jay personally, he seems like an alright guy. I just don't get why he's giving us updates in a way which makes it look like he's showing off? What does he want a pat on the back? Maybe he wasn't given praise as a child so now that he's got somewhere he's trying to finally get it, i dno.
When Dan Hardy got into the UFC you didn't see Ian Dean telling everyone he was "going to the top!"
Anyway, good for you Jay! Wish you all the best.
MikeyL
04-07-2009, 10:26 AM
Ian phones me every day to tell me he is going to the top :(
jaydarrell
04-07-2009, 11:59 AM
Well done Jay, i picked it up today.
Thanks Ricky mate.
jaydarrell
04-07-2009, 12:07 PM
I have nothing against Jay personally, he seems like an alright guy. I just don't get why he's giving us updates in a way which makes it look like he's showing off? What does he want a pat on the back? Maybe he wasn't given praise as a child so now that he's got somewhere he's trying to finally get it, i dno.
When Dan Hardy got into the UFC you didn't see Ian Dean telling everyone he was "going to the top!"
Anyway, good for you Jay! Wish you all the best.
I'm not trying to show off Ben. I don't want or need a pat on the back from
anyone either (but I do appreciate it if its genuine).
Everyone is different and I express myself the way I am and some people
like me and some people don't...
Only the people who don't like me don't seem to realise I actually couldn't
care less what they think and will keep being me.
jaydarrell
04-07-2009, 12:13 PM
I learned along time ago the best way to get back at negativity
is to keep doing better ! Negative people don't like that for some
reason. It really winds them up and jealousy is a byproduct of them
being windup.
bigleeroy1
04-07-2009, 12:30 PM
i will admit... i am actually jelous of jay.... jelous of the fact he could go down on sophie whilst standing up!! that is class!!
jay dont look at it too deeply mate ,when people take the piss doesnt mean they jealous its that they think your a knob and thats it nothing more
madjimmi
04-07-2009, 05:54 PM
jay dont look at it too deeply mate ,when people take the piss doesnt mean they jealous its that they think your a knob and thats it nothing more
lol bwahahahhaha nice one
jaydarrell
05-07-2009, 10:10 PM
i will admit... i am actually jelous of jay.... jelous of the fact he could go down on sophie whilst standing up!! that is class!!
Your mind thinks that was class ?
jaydarrell
05-07-2009, 10:15 PM
jay dont look at it too deeply mate ,when people take the piss doesnt mean they jealous its that they think your a knob and thats it nothing more
Er forgive my ignorance but who are you ?
jaydarrell
05-07-2009, 10:17 PM
lol bwahahahhaha nice one
aaaahhh small minds...
Plastikman
05-07-2009, 10:35 PM
Er forgive my ignorance but who are you ?
Dont pay any attention to him Jay, he's just a jealous hater who has never been mentioned in Closer, not even Break or Grazia. Total loser.
madjimmi
05-07-2009, 11:40 PM
aaaahhh small minds...
bwahahahaha small man syndrome
UltimatePunch
06-07-2009, 08:47 AM
Well guys i have made it, ive hit the fucking jackpot. I have been contacted by a massive star. Huge. I cannot believe my luck. 20 million record sales,His 21 hit singles have earned him a place in the Top 100 all time most successful chart acts, his records spent a combined total of 168 weeks in the UK Top 75. Its non other than the leader of the gang himself Mr Gary Glitter!!! I can't believe it. I have been out the country for along time now and always wondered what happend to his career, now i have the opportunity to put him back amongst the stars!!!!! Watch this space!
jaydarrell
06-07-2009, 05:40 PM
Well guys i have made it, ive hit the fucking jackpot. I have been contacted by a massive star. Huge. I cannot believe my luck. 20 million record sales,His 21 hit singles have earned him a place in the Top 100 all time most successful chart acts, his records spent a combined total of 168 weeks in the UK Top 75. Its non other than the leader of the gang himself Mr Gary Glitter!!! I can't believe it. I have been out the country for along time now and always wondered what happend to his career, now i have the opportunity to put him back amongst the stars!!!!! Watch this space!
Er what is that about ? That was a waste of your time.. your time !
jaydarrell
06-07-2009, 05:44 PM
bwahahahaha small man syndrome
i'm 5 foot 4 and I don't have a problem with my height ! You may have
a problem with it but who cares !
madjimmi
06-07-2009, 07:27 PM
i'm 5 foot 4 and I don't have a problem with my height ! You may have
a problem with it but who cares !
small man syndrome is little men always on the defensive cause they think theyve got somthin to prove, i only lafted at some ones comment and you had to get on the offensive hench small man syndrome like them little dogs what yap alot
Er what is that about ? That was a waste of your time.. your time !
What are you? A echo?
Nimmy
06-07-2009, 08:59 PM
What are you? A echo?
gonna get the papers..get the papers
Jimmy Boogaloo
06-07-2009, 09:44 PM
when people take the piss doesnt mean they jealous
you seem envious?
jaydarrell
06-07-2009, 09:55 PM
gonna get the papers..get the papers
Thats quite funny.
jaydarrell
06-07-2009, 09:56 PM
What are you? A echo?
I meant to say waste of time...your time !
jaydarrell
06-07-2009, 09:57 PM
you seem envious?
I agree Jimmy Boogaloo.
dunny
06-07-2009, 10:34 PM
jay, can you scan in your article and post a pic up? i missed it due to being unemployed
DanCrase
06-07-2009, 10:34 PM
bwahahahaha small man syndrome
I'm 5'5" and I've probably got loads to prove....I just can't be arsed. I'd just rather sit on my toadstool all day with my fishing rod.
Jay Darrel; I've got no problem with you, mate; never met you, don't really know much about you. Although it IS asking for trouble posting so much about your success on THIS forum; you do seem to have worked hard for where you're getting, and you seem like a nice guy; so all the best.
mr bogaloo why dont you say something more interesting then im jealous or
im envious ,for a writer i would thought you could be more imaginative..sausage
jaydarrell
06-07-2009, 11:49 PM
I'm 5'5" and I've probably got loads to prove....I just can't be arsed. I'd just rather sit on my toadstool all day with my fishing rod.
Jay Darrel; I've got no problem with you, mate; never met you, don't really know much about you. Although it IS asking for trouble posting so much about your success on THIS forum; you do seem to have worked hard for where you're getting, and you seem like a nice guy; so all the best.
Cool.
I see your got a link to Master Skens academy, he's a great guy I respect
him.
Mike Bishop
06-07-2009, 11:56 PM
mr bogaloo why dont you say something more interesting then im jealous or
im envious ,for a writer i would thought you could be more imaginative..sausage
I'm no journalist/author/writer etc but surely the essence is being succinct and accurate.
You can hardly blame people for having a go at you Phil when you come on here bragging about your life, family and job. People on here don't like that kind of behaviour.
jaydarrell
07-07-2009, 12:02 AM
jay, can you scan in your article and post a pic up? i missed it due to being unemployed
Dunny there is a lot more coming up,that was just the start.
I'm not posting articles or photos up as I don't feel the need
too.
markjitsu
07-07-2009, 12:04 AM
this is a local forum for local people...
btw - i once appeared on glenn michael's cartoon cavalcade, in the form of a photo of me stuck on my home made birthday card!
he even said my name on tv! - -on tv!
i think i was about 6/7 - come to think of it, i was a child star!!!
jaydarrell
07-07-2009, 12:09 AM
this is a local forum for local people...
btw - i once appeared on glenn michael's cartoon cavalcade, in the form of a photo of me stuck on my home made birthday card!
he even said my name on tv! - -on tv!
i think i was about 6/7 - come to think of it, i was a child star!!!
Are you looking for sponsorship ?
jaydarrell
07-07-2009, 12:11 AM
I'm no journalist/author/writer etc but surely the essence is being succinct and accurate.
You can hardly blame people for having a go at you Phil when you come on here bragging about your life, family and job. People on here don't like that kind of behaviour.
I agree with Mike Bishop.
markjitsu
07-07-2009, 12:46 AM
Are you looking for sponsorship ?
yep mate......
mike ,refer too jays original post and others about bragging,so if you feel im bragging please accept it like you do jaydarrells.otherwise your view means nothing .
ReD_mIst
07-07-2009, 08:06 AM
Jay used to be a friend on MySpace, but for some reason he deleted me...... :(
mike with regards to people havin a go at me bring it on .i abused jay so i expect it back .but the jealousy argument seems lacking.
jaydarrell
07-07-2009, 09:03 AM
mike ,refer too jays original post and others about bragging,so if you feel im bragging please accept it like you do jaydarrells.otherwise your view means nothing .
please accept it like you do Jay Darrells ? Thats envy, you have issues..
jaydarrell
07-07-2009, 09:06 AM
mike with regards to people havin a go at me bring it on .i abused jay so i expect it back .but the jealousy argument seems lacking.
You tried to abuse me because your either jealous or envious ! There is nothing lacking about that...
jaydarrell
07-07-2009, 09:13 AM
Jay used to be a friend on MySpace, but for some reason he deleted me...... :(
I do believe your bothered about that redmist ! I'm quite surprised you
haven't waded into me yet... I guess changes do happen or have you
got something up your sleeve ? lol
jaydarrell
07-07-2009, 09:15 AM
Dare I say redmist how are you doing ?
ReD_mIst
07-07-2009, 09:26 AM
I'm doing OK.... feeling my age at the moment, but trying to get back on track before I am 40!
I've never really 'waded in to you', always meant to be a little light hearted micky taking... probably went to far.... but, that's nothing new for me! lol
Well done on the coverage in Closer. Another step up, take 'em one at a time and eventually you are stood at the top!
Nimmy
07-07-2009, 09:27 AM
so jay ingelton? i thought it was jay darrell
jaydarrell
07-07-2009, 09:51 AM
I'm doing OK.... feeling my age at the moment, but trying to get back on track before I am 40!
I've never really 'waded in to you', always meant to be a little light hearted micky taking... probably went to far.... but, that's nothing new for me! lol
Well done on the coverage in Closer. Another step up, take 'em one at a time and eventually you are stood at the top!
Nice not to be at loggerheads with you.
jaydarrell
07-07-2009, 09:52 AM
so jay ingelton? i thought it was jay darrell
Its Ingleton ! Darrell is my middle name.
Jamie Taylor
07-07-2009, 12:32 PM
I'm not posting articles or photos up as I don't feel the need
too.
WTF... Jay are you being serious ???
Nimmy
07-07-2009, 12:50 PM
Its Ingleton ! Darrell is my middle name.
I thought Danger was your middle name
I bought a copy for my Mrs, il try and scan some pictures up. None of Jay tho and theres only a wee mention of his name talking about firming up here arse
maybe someone from closer found the Jay D ..racist thread on here and decided it wasnt worth printing too much about him..... ??
but anyway well done on getting that much closer to the fakeness and adoration that you seek out of being 'famous'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1196440/Im-happy-body-says-Sophie-Anderton-shows-new-curves-bikini.html
are you sure your mention in closer magazine isnt the headline in the top left hand corner???
"I superglued my manhood to turn me into a woman?"
jaydarrell
07-07-2009, 09:52 PM
WTF... Jay are you being serious ???
Jamie Taylor what is it with you ? I don't need to show off on here.
jaydarrell
07-07-2009, 09:53 PM
I thought Danger was your middle name
I bought a copy for my Mrs, il try and scan some pictures up. None of Jay tho and theres only a wee mention of his name talking about firming up here arse
Wee mention ? You don't know what that wee mention in closer has done
for me Nimmy.
jaydarrell
07-07-2009, 09:58 PM
maybe someone from closer found the Jay D ..racist thread on here and decided it wasnt worth printing too much about him..... ??
but anyway well done on getting that much closer to the fakeness and adoration that you seek out of being 'famous'
I'm ignoring your first comment Yak.
But your second comment seems like it has a hint of positivity !!
Whats Yak up to ?
jaydarrell
07-07-2009, 09:59 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1196440/Im-happy-body-says-Sophie-Anderton-shows-new-curves-bikini.html
are you sure your mention in closer magazine isnt the headline in the top left hand corner???
"I superglued my manhood to turn me into a woman?"
That aint funny Yak ! That is a real person you know. I mean they wouldn't
make that up ? Would they ??
IceKid
07-07-2009, 10:16 PM
why does everyone seem to hate jay darrell? he doesnt seem to notice...
why does everyone seem to hate jay darrell? he doesnt seem to notice...
I reckon Jay Darrel is Kainer. It's one of his troll jobs used to keep people interested in posting on CW to keep it europes number 1 MMA Site *knock knock* what's that *it's the CW messageboard police, you've said too much Luke...PUNCH SMACK* ...*fuck off you bastards, I have over 5000 posts on CW I can say whatever the hell I like*...
Okay seriously...
Jay...
When you getting into MMA. When's your 1st fight gonna be, and who?
jaydarrell
07-07-2009, 10:39 PM
why does everyone seem to hate jay darrell? he doesnt seem to notice...
Firstly not everyone on here appears to hate me and secondly I do notice
but if dosen't effect me.
jaydarrell
07-07-2009, 10:41 PM
I reckon Jay Darrel is Kainer. It's one of his troll jobs used to keep people interested in posting on CW to keep it europes number 1 MMA Site *knock knock* what's that *it's the CW messageboard police, you've said too much Luke...PUNCH SMACK* ...*fuck off you bastards, I have over 5000 posts on CW I can say whatever the hell I like*...
Okay seriously...
Jay...
When you getting into MMA. When's your 1st fight gonna be, and who?
Luke right now its not on my mind at all.
dunny
07-07-2009, 10:44 PM
Dunny there is a lot more coming up,that was just the start.
I'm not posting articles or photos up as I don't feel the need
too.
jay, would you please do it and email it to me? i really want to see it
IceKid
07-07-2009, 10:45 PM
i dont hate you, i just noticed with all your posts that everybody just takes the piss, was just wondering why..
Luke right now its not on my mind at all.
You should do. Having a fight would be great for your profile I reckon. All the top celebs would love to do bizz with a Mr motivaor tyle, work out machine cagefighter. Seriously, if you were to have a semi pro fight, with headshots standing and on the floor let me know and I'll purchase a ticket form you.
jaydarrell
07-07-2009, 11:19 PM
jay, would you please do it and email it to me? i really want to see it
Nimmy said he would ask him..
jaydarrell
07-07-2009, 11:20 PM
i dont hate you, i just noticed with all your posts that everybody just takes the piss, was just wondering why..
Water off a ducks back icekid.
jaydarrell
07-07-2009, 11:21 PM
You should do. Having a fight would be great for your profile I reckon. All the top celebs would love to do bizz with a Mr motivaor tyle, work out machine cagefighter. Seriously, if you were to have a semi pro fight, with headshots standing and on the floor let me know and I'll purchase a ticket form you.
Luke I get your message.
Jamie Taylor
07-07-2009, 11:30 PM
Jamie Taylor what is it with you ? I don't need to show off on here.
Anybody else see the irony in this post ??
Jay read your own thread title for fucks sake.
jaydarrell
08-07-2009, 12:24 AM
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Craig
08-07-2009, 12:54 AM
Hi Jay,
You have become a role model for me. I only have two other role models and these are Walter Mitty and Baron Münchhausen.
I hope you feel privileged.
Craig.
i knw u going to say u dont care again u like a stuck record but you are excatly what i knew a complete deluded incompetent twat ,u and your little cheer leaders .wtf was that post to jamie t ,your wierd little boy..
Plastikman
08-07-2009, 09:40 AM
Jamie Taylor, once more what is it with you ?
Do I care if you see irony in post...
All pisstaking aside Jay. Can you see why people might be rubbed up the wrong way by the constant boasting?
If I'm honest you seem like an ok guy, who loves mma/martial arts, very much like the rest of us on here.
You seem to have done alright for yourself in your little niche and you are proud of what you have achieved. Which is fair enough.
Surely though you realise that whether it be the mouthy twat down the pub giving it large, or just some bloke on a message board who never shuts up about how fantastic he feels he is, people are not impressed by, nor do they appreciate having to listen to people massaging their own ego's?
My suggestion to you jay - Why not make a post on, or join in a discussion about MMA on here sometime?
Hi Jay,
You have become a role model for me. I only have two other role models and these are Walter Mitty and Baron Münchhausen.
I hope you feel privileged.
Craig.
Baron Munchhausen? What's he ever done other than be in a film?
Oh man, I feel the need for a fry up. Crispy bacon, eggs, sausages, beans, fried bread and a cup of tea... hmmmmm.
Jamie Taylor
08-07-2009, 12:33 PM
Jamie Taylor, once more what is it with you ?
Do I care if you see irony in post...
Mate, as stated it would be nice if you joined in with everybody else and spoke about mma or something other than yourself on occasion. From my recollection these are a few threads you started ( all boasts ).
Check out my women ( the famous tranny thread )
Check out my Lonsdale gym ( the famous non existent gym )
Check out my fighting moves ( the famous tae bo videos )
Check out my latest client ( the famous drug fuelled whore thread )
Seeing a pattern yet ?????
Wake up and smell the coffee mate. You boast FREQUENTLY on here then turn round and say I dont have to boast on here lol. Thats the only reason I have a go at you as I cant stand shallow materialistic people like you they make me sick.
scotty_82
08-07-2009, 12:53 PM
Is jay going to actually compete in mma , surely he can go boasting on some forum dedicated to personal trainers of z list crack whores instead of trying and failing to impress people on here ?
UltimatePunch
08-07-2009, 01:23 PM
Mate, as stated it would be nice if you joined in with everybody else and spoke about mma or something other than yourself on occasion. From my recollection these are a few threads you started ( all boasts ).
Check out my women ( the famous tranny thread )
Check out my Lonsdale gym ( the famous non existent gym )
Check out my fighting moves ( the famous tae bo videos )
Check out my latest client ( the famous drug fuelled whore thread )
Seeing a pattern yet ?????
Wake up and smell the coffee mate. You boast FREQUENTLY on here then turn round and say I dont have to boast on here lol. Thats the only reason I have a go at you as I cant stand shallow materialistic people like you they make me sick.
fucking lmao! Who ordered the verbal ass kicking to go ? I fucking love that post. Makes me laugh how some can boast and brag and try impress people when all they are really doing is looking like a self obsessed dick. If you are doing well thats great but why feel the need to tell everyone ? There will always be some fucker doin better than you. End off. Be happy strive for what u want wether or not it impresses others. Im a poser with a big dick so i dont need to. HA
Craig
08-07-2009, 05:11 PM
Baron Munchhausen? What's he ever done other than be in a film?
:rolleyes:
stapesmk1
08-07-2009, 09:24 PM
I have a certain gentleman named Chuck Norris following my career
from updates from a good friend of his who is a friend of mine.
Thats not a boast gentlemen. I look forward to actually meeting
him one day soon.
Is he compiling a martial-arts gaffs DVD like all the football ones you see near xmas? You could fill a box set with your skills you muppet!!
stapesmk1
08-07-2009, 09:29 PM
i will admit... i am actually jelous of jay.... jelous of the fact he could go down on sophie whilst standing up!! that is class!!
How many times....Jay goes UP on women. Excuse me...trannies only. Jay couldnt score with a drugged up prostitute...oh wait a minute.....he could con one that he knows a bit about training tho!!!
its scary really ,how can this needy fool be trusted too put his clients welfare above his own agenda.constaant boasts will never give you respect jay,but discretion ,integrity and professionalism in your work and a little humility will,but the needy and shallow dont think straight,if i boasted like you do in my line of work i wouldnt work again,yet you deny you dont boast and we all get called jealous that is sum crazy fact twisting from some on this thread.
Jimmy Boogaloo
08-07-2009, 10:30 PM
You seem jealous of Jay's line of work? ;)
What is your line of work, bro? (If you don't mind me asking, you've been a bit touchy of late)
ha ha yeah maybe but please no jealosy i assure you,i work in personal security.im self employed and for last two and half years have worked seven days a week lookin after the daily life of an at threat 3yr old child of a sportsman..dont mean to slag jay but his boasts annoy me sumwhat.sorry about the lemon thing
jaydarrell
08-07-2009, 10:57 PM
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jaydarrell
08-07-2009, 10:59 PM
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jaydarrell
08-07-2009, 11:00 PM
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jaydarrell
08-07-2009, 11:01 PM
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Jimmy Boogaloo
08-07-2009, 11:02 PM
Er, now I know you really don't bother me.
Jay, man, what's going on? He's turned the corner and is starting to be nice to you, and you disrespect him like this?
I think you should apologise.
jaydarrell
08-07-2009, 11:03 PM
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jaydarrell
08-07-2009, 11:05 PM
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jay cum on back yourself up,
Jamie Taylor
08-07-2009, 11:07 PM
Jamie you don't have to read my posts !
On the contrary I HAVE to read your posts. They are hilarious and it makes me happy knowing theres idiots like you in the world that make slightly insane people like me seem almost normal.
And you are an easy target..:p
Seriously though I wouldnt have a go if your posts werentso ridiculous. You seem like a really sound bloke but you just seem so desperate for fame it saddens me to see it :(
good night jay .im off too bed with a women .hows the man in your life
DetoxGuru.com
08-07-2009, 11:11 PM
sky arts 1, a history of who , quality.
oh i think your jealous too .gud nite
jaydarrell
08-07-2009, 11:13 PM
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jaydarrell
08-07-2009, 11:14 PM
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jaydarrell
08-07-2009, 11:15 PM
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jaydarrell
08-07-2009, 11:18 PM
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jaydarrell
08-07-2009, 11:25 PM
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andrew123
08-07-2009, 11:52 PM
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Craig
09-07-2009, 12:00 AM
Please note ! Something good is about to happen to me and I have not
told you what it is..you will have to wait and see !
Oh go on. Please tell us. No-one here will be able to sleep tonight unless you tell us. If not we will just have to guess. Here are my guesses:
1. Are you going to finally open that Lonsdale gym you were rambling on about that last time you crawled out from under your rock?
2. Are you finally going to be allowed back into the martial arts clubs that banned you for being a tit?
3. Are you finally going to marry that tranny you seemed so fond of?
4. Have you been offered the lead role in the re-make of The Secret Life of Walter Mitty as the producers wanted someone as near-to-life as the main character?
Do tell.
jaydarrell
09-07-2009, 12:22 AM
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jaydarrell
09-07-2009, 12:24 AM
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Craig
09-07-2009, 12:39 AM
Craig you have no idea what your talking about !
So my guesses were wrong? A simple "no" would suffice. You can be so rude sometimes. At least you are not being racist anymore though, so that is a step in the right direction. I will try one more guess before bed:
You have been offered the role of stunt man in the next Halifax advert due to your uncanny resemblance to Howard?
Again, a simple "yes" or "no" will suffice. No need to be rude or racist.
jaydarrell
09-07-2009, 12:42 AM
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Craig
09-07-2009, 12:45 AM
So did I guess correctly? It is rude to ignore people.
jaydarrell
09-07-2009, 12:47 AM
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iandean
09-07-2009, 01:05 AM
Good luck to you Jay
I personally will laugh if you do make it "big and famous". It would be the biggest "I told you so" ever.
..and if that happens mine's a pint :)
RetoxGuru
09-07-2009, 09:01 AM
Out of interest Jay, what's the appeal to you of been famous?
Plastikman
09-07-2009, 10:48 AM
All pisstaking aside Jay. Can you see why people might be rubbed up the wrong way by the constant boasting?
If I'm honest you seem like an ok guy, who loves mma/martial arts, very much like the rest of us on here.
You seem to have done alright for yourself in your little niche and you are proud of what you have achieved. Which is fair enough.
Surely though you realise that whether it be the mouthy twat down the pub giving it large, or just some bloke on a message board who never shuts up about how fantastic he feels he is, people are not impressed by, nor do they appreciate having to listen to people massaging their own ego's?
My suggestion to you jay - Why not make a post on, or join in a discussion about MMA on here sometime?
Look guys lets put this into perspective..
I'm on my path to being wealthy and famous
living a good life doing what I want to do
vocationally, i'm lucky.
Now i'm aware many of you want to see me
fail for whatever reason or maybe there isn't
a reason...some of you are having a laugh and
some of you are serious. No matter i'm still
going to walk my path of my making.
You may have your own perspective but it isn't going
to change mine or my path.
huh, seems I was wrong.
Jay you really truely are just a pathetic little prick.:)
scotty_82
09-07-2009, 12:45 PM
When you do make it rich and famous can i sell these threads to a major magazine and make some money out of your tranny tapping ass ?
Jamie Taylor
09-07-2009, 01:48 PM
Jamie hope your ready for when I get really ridiculous ! LOL
Ready as I'll ever be matey :D
Cant wait !
UltimatePunch
09-07-2009, 01:51 PM
jay do your clients know you come on here and 'brag' about them. By clients i probably mean former hooker. Anyone with an ounce of credibilty would have more respect and be more proffesional. An empty vessel makes most noise. And you have a pop at some one like Stapes on an mma forum? You muppet. You brag about havin ur name dropped in closer mag yet he gives advice in a proper mma mag.
jaydarrell
09-07-2009, 02:58 PM
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jaydarrell
09-07-2009, 03:03 PM
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IceKid
09-07-2009, 03:09 PM
now i know why every1 hates gay...i mean jay
jaydarrell
09-07-2009, 03:15 PM
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jaydarrell
09-07-2009, 03:16 PM
now i know why every1 hates gay...i mean jay
Oh i'm hurt by the gay remark..
IceKid
09-07-2009, 03:18 PM
Oh i'm hurt by the gay remark..
Simple Mistake
Plastikman
09-07-2009, 03:18 PM
Er yeah like i'm bothered about your opinion.
That, my stunted myopic little buddy, is a two way street.;)
jaydarrell
09-07-2009, 03:37 PM
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09-07-2009, 03:39 PM
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IceKid
09-07-2009, 03:46 PM
Er where are you going with this ?
...nowhere, was a genuine mistake.
andrew123
09-07-2009, 03:50 PM
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jaydarrell
09-07-2009, 04:12 PM
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Leesin
09-07-2009, 04:17 PM
And I'm going to rob you, easy money !
watch someone rob him now and I'll get the blame lmao.
Good luck though Jay, you make me look tall so I thank you, if you've ever got any silly money laying around you don't need just give it to me hey.
RetoxGuru
09-07-2009, 04:18 PM
What other than the money that will go with it ?
yeah, other than the money. financial aspiration i can understand, but fame i don't get.
Well, this is the first time ive ever seen a jaydarrell thread, and I intend on making it my last!
Seriously jay, your entire attitude has been "look at what im doing now, aint it cool?"! From start to finish with this thread and you have met 99% of all replies with negativity and a complete defensive manner. It doesnt seem to be sinking in that people arent interested if you are training a former supermodel waif with a well documented drug addiction and exposed call girl. And I personally feel that if it were some other girl of the same ilk but no celebrity status you probably would not have given her the time of day.
You seem to be happy to drop the name Sophie Anderton, like we are all supposed to stand back in awe, when she is more than likely still smoking 40 a day and snortin her tits off most nights. Other than the fact that it gets your name dropped in a glossy celeb gossip magazine that no fucker on here would even read!
Hands up all the folks on here that would go out and shell the £4-£5 on Closer or whatever mag is out there just to read some guys name mentioned on a forum! Im not knocking your success, you know where you want to go and are obviously doing something right as you are progressing on the right path! Im not sure what that path is, maybe you want Harvey's job on Celebrity Fat Club, if that is, then great, training celebs whether a list or z list will get you there I suppose. Or possibly you are training celebs so you may get the job of training one of the teams on britains biggest loser.
Anyway, carry on with what you are doing as it is obviously paying off for you, but please think about where you are posting. Alot of the posters on here are interested in a sport that consists of the most elite combatants in the world. And without doubt the most well conditioned athletes in the world. Training a celebrity is of no appeal to them whatsoever, if you are a fan of the sport, then great, take part in the discussions, root for your favourite fighter, whatever, but please dont just burden us with your success stories as it is just not interesting to us!
I think you will be met with a high appraisal on the mens health or mens fitness forums if you wish to push your success there!
Yours,
Beev
jay who you train with .premier ? .what level are you .
jaydarrell
09-07-2009, 04:41 PM
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Rob T
09-07-2009, 04:41 PM
I always feel a bit sorry for people who are obsessed with money and fame... none of that will mean anything when you're dead.
jaydarrell
09-07-2009, 04:47 PM
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jaydarrell
09-07-2009, 04:49 PM
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Craig
09-07-2009, 04:50 PM
I guess fame is different for most people,some people use it positively and
others abuse it..it can be nice as i've already experienced. I 've got a good
network building in the USA right now because of it.
As you have already experienced? When have you experienced fame?
I know you like to ignore questions you cannot answer, but try and answer this one.
but why the quest to be known as 'famous' its such a superficial thing
to say be known as the best fighter ever
or someone who gave society something I get
hell even someone who tried to do something
but fame for fame sake is such an empty and desperate sounding goal
IceKid
09-07-2009, 04:52 PM
Sorry I get paid to do my interviews now and I aint giving you a freebie..
i highly doubt that
jaydarrell
09-07-2009, 04:53 PM
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jaydarrell
09-07-2009, 04:54 PM
but why the quest to be known as 'famous' its such a superficial thing
to say be known as the best fighter ever
or someone who gave society something I get
hell even someone who tried to do something
but fame for fame sake is such an empty and desperate sounding goal
That must be the only post from Yak where he isn't ranting like
a madman...
IceKid
09-07-2009, 04:54 PM
do u leave your PC on this thread all day and just refresh every 10 seconds?
jaydarrell
09-07-2009, 04:56 PM
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IceKid
09-07-2009, 04:58 PM
say hi 2 sophie
I dont rant Jay
firstly you offended me and others with racist remarks about white people (typical white comment - was your exact quote)
then you got a little edgy when I doubted some of your claims which resulted in you being aggressivve and I believe handing out another of your fight challenges
but really it doesnt bother me as I know a lot of your so called facts are in fact (sadly made up) such us the Lonsdale gym - in your quest for recognition and 'fame'
its good to be positive but there is a difference to positive thought and condescending, hypocritical nonsense. Most people in the public eye dont crave fame ....its a byproduct of their success - where as you seem to desire the fame aspect so badly that its actually a little sad.
People always like a public figure who is in touch and down to earth (such as say Ricky Hatton) - who has time for others and talks to them as equals and answer their questions.... maybe worth considering
IceKid
09-07-2009, 05:04 PM
I dont rant Jay
firstly you offended me and others with racist remarks about white people (typical white comment - was your exact quote)
then you got a little edgy when I doubted some of your claims which resulted in you being aggressivve and I believe handing out another of your fight challenges
but really it doesnt bother me as I know a lot of your so called facts are in fact (sadly made up) such us the Lonsdale gym - in your quest for recognition and 'fame'
its good to be positive but there is a difference to positive thought and condescending, hypocritical nonsense. Most people in the public eye dont crave fame ....its a byproduct of their success - where as you seem to desire the fame aspect so badly that its actually a little sad.
People always like a public figure who is in touch and down to earth (such as say Ricky Hatton) - who has time for others and talks to them as equals and answer their questions.... maybe worth considering
i didnt get one :(
.c'mon as a celeb now he cant do that sort of thing....
Christ, I can't believe this thread has ballooned up to 21 pages :D
Christ, I can't believe this thread has ballooned up to 21 pages :D
go to USER CP >EDIT OPTIONS > THEN SCROLL TO THE OPTION "NUMBER OF POSTTOSHOW PER PAGE" AND "CHOOSE 40 POST PER PAGE"
Saves u going through soo many pages :p
go to USER CP >EDIT OPTIONS > THEN SCROLL TO THE OPTION "NUMBER OF POSTTOSHOW PER PAGE" AND "CHOOSE 40 POST PER PAGE"
Saves u going through soo many pages :p
Thanks but I'm one of the old skool posters that likes to gauge a thread page by page then go on about how such a pointless thread goes on for 21 pages :D
madjimmi
09-07-2009, 09:09 PM
jay you cant be a fighter your too full of shit i think youve watch never back down and jcv films too much you are the fame equivilant of jade goody, do every one a favor and throw yourself under a bus. (yes i am a cunt and no i dont care)
madjimmi
09-07-2009, 09:54 PM
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/Jay-Darrell-Ingleton-Celebrity-personal-trainer/104216503432?ref=s
one of jay darrels many facebook groups lol nice hotpants howard
jaydarrell
09-07-2009, 10:19 PM
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jaydarrell
09-07-2009, 10:21 PM
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madjimmi
09-07-2009, 10:22 PM
At least you know your one.
yes i reailse that, the thing is you dont realise how annoyin your shit is
jaydarrell
09-07-2009, 10:24 PM
yes i reailse that, the thing is you dont realise how annoyin your shit is
Er once more don't read it if you don't like it!
jaydarrell
09-07-2009, 10:26 PM
say hi 2 sophie
Your joking right ? Thats kind of stalker like !
You one of those weirdos ?
IceKid
09-07-2009, 10:26 PM
i didnt know you was the halifax mans twin..shit im sorry for being mean jay...Pfft..
jaydarrell
09-07-2009, 10:29 PM
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madjimmi
09-07-2009, 10:31 PM
Er once more don't read it if you don't like it!
i read it cause i like the witty insults you attract also makes me chuckle when i read your lame come backs
jaydarrell
09-07-2009, 10:35 PM
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madjimmi
09-07-2009, 10:36 PM
Your point of view means nothing to me.
thats cause your heads so far up your ass
jaydarrell
09-07-2009, 10:36 PM
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madjimmi
09-07-2009, 10:38 PM
curiously what training qualifications have you got where did you study, im askin this as you remind me of somone i study with ?
jay second time of asking ! Are you on r.e.ps ?.your not usually shy to awnser
bambam
09-07-2009, 11:24 PM
wow this is pretty fuckin funny
morning jay ,3rd time of asking ,are you registered on reps?.what level personal instructor are you ?surely you must be level 3 to offer what you do.its quiet exspensive to do the coarse i knw from my own experience,its good to have a few strings to your bow,just curious .
jaydarrell
10-07-2009, 09:37 AM
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madjimmi
10-07-2009, 09:38 AM
morning jay ,3rd time of asking ,are you registered on reps?.what level personal instructor are you ?surely you must be level 3 to offer what you do.its quiet exspensive to do the coarse i knw from my own experience,its good to have a few strings to your bow,just curious .
he'l be googling what reps is and what qualifications r the best to have lol
jaydarrell
10-07-2009, 09:40 AM
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jaydarrell
10-07-2009, 09:42 AM
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madjimmi
10-07-2009, 09:48 AM
Again you have to kidding right ? You have never studied anything with
me and never will do ! Again I will never chat to the likes of you in a
professional way. LOL
to the likes of me you pretencous prick, i train in mma not just bullshit about it, i dont try to impress no cunt cos i dont giv a fuck what people think unlike you, everytime you post its like your looking for a ego boost, you come out so well by the way you talk to people you think your better than everyone else when really your just a sad lttle knome-like creature begging for some one to give you praise
ha ha jay i do not have any feeling of wanting to get on with u u silly boy .. Thought id ask sum serious questions,im amusing myself and finding it great fun . .you cant awnser can you.il await your weak reply ,
Jamie Taylor
10-07-2009, 11:54 AM
Hang on, after reading thousands of Jays replies I have came to the conclusion that he is slightly retarded. I'm gonna stop ripping into him now as I went to a school that was of abled and disabled children and was always taught to treat them equally and not to mock them etc...
Sorry Jay if I had realised sooner I wouldnt have took the piss. :(
Er somewhere along this thread you have got the impression we get on !
I said before you don't bother me and that was personally, now you think
you can chat to me professionally ? Are you for real ? You will never chat
to me in any professional way concerning my business and what I do or
have done.
I guess that"s another tick for the "unqualified" box then.
As a smokescreen to enable you to respond whilst ignoring the question goes thats pretty good, little guy.
you are fraud you dick ! Which we all knew anyway .go away and earn your right to brag you silly silly boy. .jay u want to spar with people knw your enemy .fool
IceKid
10-07-2009, 02:49 PM
actually how tall are you jay?
Plastikman
10-07-2009, 02:51 PM
actually how tall are you jay?
5'4 I think he said.
IceKid
10-07-2009, 02:54 PM
haha, i could kinda tell by that facebook group, his stumpy little legs *sigh* he reminds me of moleman from the old marvel comics
jaydarrell
10-07-2009, 10:54 PM
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Craig
11-07-2009, 07:54 AM
Kainer 2, you have a huge ' I TOLD YOU SO ! ' coming your way mate.
This is my last post on this thread.
Goodbye all.
P.S Redmist maybe i'll let you buy me a drink sometime..
P.S Huge breakthrough today very happy..
Is that what your therapist told you? It is actually very difficult to treat delusional behaviour, so well done.
Kainer 2, you have a huge ' I TOLD YOU SO ! ' coming your way mate.
This is my last post on this thread.
Goodbye all.
P.S Redmist maybe i'll let you buy me a drink sometime..
P.S Huge breakthrough today very happy..
Till next time, eh, lol.
Ben_Hutch
12-07-2009, 07:15 PM
Jay thinks about Sophie Anderton 23 hours per day.
Sophie Anderton doesn't even think about Jay during their workout sessions.
Well done Jay, you were name dropped in a Magazine, you're like a 6 year old showing off to your dad that you beat a boss on a Pokemon game.
Jimmy Boogaloo
12-07-2009, 10:18 PM
you're like a 6 year old showing off to your dad that you beat a boss on a Pokemon game.
What do you boast to your dad about these days?
DanCrase
12-07-2009, 10:25 PM
I boast to my dad about how I've never yet had to resort to fucking a fat chick in order to get laid.
Jimmy Boogaloo
12-07-2009, 10:28 PM
I spy a new thread
UltimatePunch
13-07-2009, 10:13 AM
shud i boast that a famous ex junkie slapper actuallty paid me 10k to drop the bomb in her and score her some of the finest yayo? Doubt my dad would be happy mind
Little-Big-Mike
14-07-2009, 09:34 AM
I brag that I was in the middle of a gay love train and never once got penetrated..
GraemeJ
14-07-2009, 06:00 PM
http://www.overtherhine.com/orchard/uploads/profile/photo-3293.gif
Listen Penfold, no-one cares you starred in Dangermouse, no-one cares you score with Trannies and I'm damn sure no-one cares that you teach some ex-crackhead prozzy bad boxercise.
I'm however happy you made it into closer magazine, it means that's anything in the world is possible for anyone :)
It wasn't you was it jay?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1200321/Sophie-Anderton-reveals-nasty-black-eye-ex-lover-arrested.html;jsessionid=BF2EC2898F864496D8F6A9074 BB5ABBD
GraemeJ
19-07-2009, 06:16 PM
It wasn't you was it jay?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1200321/Sophie-Anderton-reveals-nasty-black-eye-ex-lover-arrested.html;jsessionid=BF2EC2898F864496D8F6A9074 BB5ABBD
Of course not!!
Jay can't hit hard enough to give a girl a black eye..
londonpride
20-07-2009, 08:43 AM
is this fella seriously for real? or is it a major troll?
seriously, starting threads for pointless reasons other to show off? bit strange from a 'public figure'. its the sort of thing random 12 year old keyboard warriors post, not someone who's supposed to be a 'celeb' grown up.
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