anti-social-behavior

[madjimmi]

got around 20 to 25 teens outside my house carrying on like cunts n smashing bottles the dog is goin nuts i feel like letting her out to do some chav coarsing, its every friday sat n sunday, the cops came last week n bust them up but there back again wtf

[DetoxGuru.com]

move house to a less pikey filled area bro its the only way!

[DanCrase]

Got the same round here mate; I live facing a small field and pricks are racing across it on dirtbikes and stolen cars at all hours; fuckin assholes

[Jimmy Boogaloo]

isn't this the kind of time you wish you had a gun?

[madjimmi]

i live straight acroos from a take away the thing is my blood is absolutly pumping when they started runnig round my car my girl had to stop me goin out (which could of ended really badly for me either way) all the other blokes round here are bottleless if we all went out together theyd fuck off

[DetoxGuru.com]

seriously if i lived in an area like this ( not saying its a shithole but you paint a bleak picture ) , i would have 3 large female german shepheard dogs , that would put a stop to anyone fucking with me cos they would get eaten.

[Jimmy Boogaloo]

that's because you're a daily mail reader

[madjimmi]

seriously if i lived in an area like this ( not saying its a shithole but you paint a bleak picture ) , i would have 3 large female german shepheard dogs , that would put a stop to anyone fucking with me cos they would get eaten.

i have one and she can be nasty the fact is its all the teens from the well to do familys trying to be "street n gangsta"

[Alex_W]

i have one and she can be nasty the fact is its all the teens from the well to do familys trying to be "street n gangsta"

If they're posh, fake chavs then they'll probably bottle it if you pull a knife out on them so give that a shot and let us know how you get on.

[madjimmi]

If they're posh, fake chavs then they'll probably bottle it if you pull a knife out on them so give that a shot and let us know how you get on.

not one for pulling knifes thought about givin em it with the paintball gun though lol

[Alex_W]

not one for pulling knifes thought about givin em it with the paintball gun though lol

It's worth a shot :D

[madjimmi]

http://video.google.co.uk/videosearch?q=attack+dogs&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#
http://video.google.co.uk/videosearch?q=attack+dogs&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#
this is what you want

[Alex_W]

http://video.google.co.uk/videosearch?q=attack+dogs&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#
http://video.google.co.uk/videosearch?q=attack+dogs&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#
this is what you want

or...

http://www.thespoof.com/sitepics/pdi/Stab.jpg

[DetoxGuru.com]

that dog pulling that dude out of a car is fucking awesome,

[madjimmi]

or3252 this beast

[madjimmi]

that dog pulling that dude out of a car is fucking awesome,

fucking great innit no fear at all i have no doubt at all my dog would give its life for me german sheaperds are so loyal if any one walks near my misses it trys to tare them appart my dad has one who attacks anyone who goes in the garden the scary thing is it goes for the throaght

[Alex_W]

or3252 this beast

And then after the dog has taken care of business and the chav/ned has been maimed, his lady friend is all yours...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/3/6677051_13de4e3f3e.jpg

[madjimmi]

this is my pooch when she was 10 month old
3253

[madjimmi]

And then after the dog has taken care of business and the chav/ned has been maimed, his lady friend is all yours...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/3/6677051_13de4e3f3e.jpg

bwahahahahaha

[Alex_W]

this is my pooch when she was 10 month old
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Put some of this stuff on it and let it go ape shit on the chavs...

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/156786/pugarmor.jpg

[DetoxGuru.com]

Put some of this stuff on it and let it go ape shit on the chavs...

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/156786/pugarmor.jpg

haha thats fucking awesome.

[DetoxGuru.com]

this is my pooch when she was 10 month old
3253

awesome looking dog mate.

[madjimmi]

Put some of this stuff on it and let it go ape shit on the chavs...

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/156786/pugarmor.jpg

bwahahaha have you got a catalouge for that shit ive seen t shirts for dogs saying security

[Alex_W]

bwahahaha have you got a catalouge for that shit ive seen t shirts for dogs saying security

Lol nah I just google image searched dog armour :D

[madjimmi]

awesome looking dog mate.

cheers mate she comes from all black and all white service dogs (army) you mite of seen my thread a month or two back about some one poisoning her but shes better and wilder now, gonna let her have some puppies soon hopefully get a whole black one for myself and call it kudjo

[DetoxGuru.com]

cheers mate she comes from all black and all white service dogs (army) you mite of seen my thread a month or two back about some one poisoning her but shes better and wilder now, gonna let her have some puppies soon hopefully get a whole black one for myself and call it kudjo

yeah i remember glad she is ok , i had a female german shepheard, better than the males more family orientated , if she has pups and you got a female one going let me know!

[dunny]

let your dog shit where they hang out, they dont want to get dog shit in their nike air max. this honestly works, just keep an eye out for curtain twitchers snitching on you

[DetoxGuru.com]

let your dog shit where they hang out, they dont want to get dog shit in their nike air max. this honestly works, just keep an eye out for curtain twitchers snitching on you
as a twist on this you could throw dog shit around their area :)

[madjimmi]

yeah i remember glad she is ok , i had a female german shepheard, better than the males more family orientated , if she has pups and you got a female one going let me know!

will do mate they wont be kc registered (to keep price down) but will have papers got a real nice stud lined up its huge black with a white blaze on its chest its a vonwaldberg dog which is apparently a good breed ? the best thing is its my mates so its only costing me a pup

[madjimmi]

let your dog shit where they hang out, they dont want to get dog shit in their nike air max. this honestly works, just keep an eye out for curtain twitchers snitching on you

would do but the old lass ova road follows me round with a plastic bag lol

[Alex_W]

would do but the old lass ova road follows me round with a plastic bag lol

Why are you shitting outside?

[madjimmi]

Why are you shitting outside?

i like to wipe my arse on the grass lol

[Alex_W]

i like to wipe my arse on the grass lol

Beats paying for shit roll ;)

[Malcontent]

I feel for you Jimmi.

I loathe these inconsiderate scrotes.

[baz_main]

Put some of this stuff on it and let it go ape shit on the chavs...

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/156786/pugarmor.jpg


ave just woke up my whole house when a saw this and burst in to a fit of laughter haha

[Baz]

I doubt these guys are from "well to do" familys, more like "have kids and dont know how to raise them" familys.

[madjimmi]

I doubt these guys are from "well to do" familys, more like "have kids and dont know how to raise them" familys.

what i mean by well to do is they own there own house usually have 2 cars n there kids go to the best schools, the sort of people that look down there nose at the likes of me

[Wiegieboard]

I've dealt with exactly the same problem. Little bastards loitering and causing havoc. I kept on calling the police to break them up and after about 4 weeks running of the police breaking it up every friday, saturday and sunday I wrote to my MP. He promptly replied and had the police step up the "Brutality-o-meter". They stopped drinking htere after some sterner words and I then wrote another letter to my MP thanking him for his prompt and effective service in dealing with my streets social problem.

[madjimmi]

I've dealt with exactly the same problem. Little bastards loitering and causing havoc. I kept on calling the police to break them up and after about 4 weeks running of the police breaking it up every friday, saturday and sunday I wrote to my MP. He promptly replied and had the police step up the "Brutality-o-meter". They stopped drinking htere after some sterner words and I then wrote another letter to my MP thanking him for his prompt and effective service in dealing with my streets social problem.

good advice il be writing to my mp on monday cheers