Alex Reid's Xmas Wish List

[Chuck Norris]

1, A killer pair of stilettos.
2, Some extra water balloons
3, Bit make up and stuff
4, a really nice wig, preferably Blonde
5, Butt plug
6, Sex change

[Alex reid]

1, A killer pair of stilettos.
2, Some extra water balloons
3, Bit make up and stuff
4, a really nice wig, preferably Blonde
5, Butt plug
6, Sex change


please read my new thread bitch

[Chuck Norris]

Don't get all bitchy with me you hand bag swinging tranny.

[Alex reid]

Don't get all bitchy with me you hand bag swinging tranny.

shut it or I will scratch yer eyeballs out

[Chuck Norris]

shut it or I will scratch yer eyeballs out

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[CraigSt.Clair]

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