Trolling Skybet

[Jim_Williams]

Can't find that other trolling thread.

Bit bored today, so thought I'd harass some innocent people just trying to do their job.

David Haye Banana KO:

18:59:46 Richard L has joined this session!
18:59:46 Connected with Richard L
18:59:46 Hi Jim, my name's Richard. How can I help you today?
19:00:21 Hello, I was wondering what odds I could get for the Haye/Valuev fight
19:01:12 all prices can be found on our site under boxing
19:01:23 I know its quite a general thing, but i need a specific request
19:01:39 ok, what is your request
19:02:12 what odds would you give for a man dressed as a gorilla jumping into the ring in round 4 and knocking david haye out with a giant banana?
19:02:29 a million to one
19:02:32 my mates bet me to do it, I thought Id make some cash doing it
19:03:00 is your mate gonna be dressed as the gorilla?
19:03:47 My mate will likely be dressed as another form of primeape, I shall be the only 1 in a gorilla suit
19:04:53 i see, and will he be able to knock him out cos i recon haye will be able to take quite a lot to get knocked out
19:05:25 ok, hang on ill go ask our boxing compiler and see if he is willing to quote you a price
19:05:34 2 mins please
19:05:43 Haye's chin isnt the best, and the giant bannana will be filled with concrete
19:06:46 And if the banana fails, we have an assortment of other fruits to knock Haye out with
19:08:08 ha ha, you should take a sledge hammar and discuses it as a giant banana, that might work
19:08:57 our boxing compiler is not in tonight so unable to get you a price, if you get back to us tomorrow he should be in then and hopefully he might quote you one
19:09:35 Ah well. the star will probably buy my story for millions anyway, they buy everything else
19:10:16 me knocking out a pro boxer with a banana or katie price's fella in a dress..........which 1 would you rather read?
19:12:39 why not go for the double and do both, now that would sell stories, lol
19:14:07 I just dont think you understand it, this is a SERIOUS political message Im trying to make
19:15:54 ok, sorry, but i think for sky bet to quote you a price would be unacceptable and we would be wrong for us to encourage the disruption of a sporting event
19:18:30 plus it would be detrimental towards our company as the fight would be stopped, all bets would have to be made void and we would loose alot of money
19:19:13 My bet wouldnt be void though
19:19:17 so thats a plus
19:20:05 all bets on the match would be and as i have said we would not allow such a bet to be placed with our company that would promote the disruption of a sporting event
19:21:17 good job im joking then?
19:21:56 Yea, Im not actually gonna ko Haye
19:22:17 I see Valuev and his good chin as a better test, so any odds for that?

[Jak-TapouT-]

This is fucking epic!

[Johnny_Doogles]

you most probably made this up, still quite funny i guess..

[Jim_Williams]

Why would I make this up? heres the site, theyre easy to troll. http://skybet.ehosts.net/netagent/cimlogin.aspx?questid=309E42FF-1E79-424A-80C1-683D2891E27E&portid=E29F36D9-A758-42FC-8F36-9F7D8BE1A0AF

[Johnny_Doogles]

21:54:06 Hi Johnny Doogles, my name's Mark. How can I help you today?
21:54:33 do you guys do bets on that UFC cage fighting malarkey?
21:54:56 I will just have a look for you
21:55:15 thanks marcus
21:55:46 We have got a few fights priced up yes
21:56:26 im actually asking for a friend who doesnt have access to the internet
21:56:41 i dont know of the fighters myself
21:57:10 ok, if he calls 08000 724 221 he can place bets with us via the telephone
21:57:16 is that keith hackney or hulk hogan fighting?
21:57:46 no
21:57:58 bruce lee?
21:58:01 very funny however
21:58:06 no
21:58:17 funny, im sorry i dont get the joke..
21:58:36 No me neither
21:58:40 would you kindly list the fights you have 'priced up' then please mike?
21:58:57 its Mark and yes I shall
21:59:34 my mistake, sorry mac
22:00:47 Bisping, Lesner, Fitch, Florian, Couture, and Penn are the fighters we have priced up. Your spelling does need to improve though Mark is spelt M A R K
22:02:23 sorry i failed my gcse in english, its a very sensitive subject martin, so please be careful what you say, i may find it offensive... anyway who is florian fighting?
22:02:49 is it that brett hart fella?
22:03:17 Guida, you seem to be fine spelling every other word, very weird
22:04:28 i failed gcse english, but passed it in A levels i just have short term memory loss matthew
22:04:46 is guida that wild man that looks like tarzan on steroids?
22:04:52 That would explain it then
22:05:23 Don't follow ufc so i would not know
22:06:29 it would kind of help if you did, i mean it should be in your contract to know.. what do you follow then marius, bowls?
22:07:43 Well I am afraid I don't so sorry, is there anything else?
22:10:26 yes there is, i called the number provided and i must say, the answer i got was very offensive, i quote "no you cant bet on that, and anyway a polar bear wouldnt be able to kill a great white shark because the shark will be too fast and has a stronger bite, you silly bollocks"
22:10:55 ok
22:11:04 have a nice night
22:11:20 can i have the name of the man who answers to that number please manfred?
22:11:54 It could be anyone in the call centre
22:12:04 Your very good with names
22:12:43 a male, with a gruff voice, sounds of puerto rican descent, do you know him malcom?
22:12:53 no
22:13:09 Malcolm also has two l's
22:13:24 not the way i spell it marvin
22:14:43 ok then
22:15:05 anywho manuel, must dash
22:15:14 nice speaking to you
22:15:29 very nice talking to you, WAR HARDY!!!
22:15:44 goodnight mackenzie
22:15:55 night

[pauljono1120]

Lmaooo Epic! :D

[andyt1992]

Haha everyone go on now and terror mark H he is a loserrr!

22:57:49 Mark R has joined this session!
22:57:49 Connected with Mark R
22:57:49 Hi Irlene Dover, my name's Mark. How can I help you today?
22:58:37 Can you give me odds of one of the ring girls getting her baps out at ufc 105 please
22:58:59 We don't do markets like that I am afraid
22:59:16 oh okay what markets do you do?
23:00:14 Many however if you want prices on certain events then you need to speak to our call centre on 08000 724 221 between 9-5
23:00:35 Which event will you be at?
23:00:59 none sorry
23:01:39 oh okay mac, can i have some odds on ufc 105 please?
23:02:24 Its mark and if you call 08000 724 221 someone will be happy to quote you the prices we have for ufc
23:03:41 No need to get your knickers in a twist now is there. Which men are fighting? I cant believe i'm on a betting chat where you can't get odds
23:04:29 like I said call and ask for Mark and all be happy to speak to you about them
23:05:15 but its after 5. Dont get stroppy with me Markey Mark
23:05:49 I'm not getting stroppy, you can call up until 12
23:06:24 isnt 08000 expensive sky always rip people off for tv and calls so maybe betting too.
23:06:59 Thats your opinion all I can do is give you guidance
23:07:32 Can you give me guidance on ufc 105 odds on the ring girls getting their baps out then please
23:07:55 Have a nice night
23:08:22 I am doing. Enjoying our little chat Marcus?
23:09:00 As we have nothing else serious to talk about there is not any need for our chat to continue
23:09:12 Are you a homosexual?
23:09:35 You're not denying it
23:10:05 quite sad you spend your evenings trying to be funny
23:10:32 quite sad you spend your evenings being a homosexual
23:11:00 very good bye bye
23:11:08 Why where you going?
23:11:15 Mark R has left this session!
23:11:15 The session has ended!

[Jim_Williams]

Kinda trolled her but then thought she was cool.


23:15:54 Connected with Debbie
23:15:54 Hi Mark Isacunt, my name's Debbie. How can I help you today?
23:16:52 Do you give out odds for CAGEFIGHTIN ?
23:17:44 No sorry, we don't take bets on that.
23:18:37 Are you sure? as in the Ultimate Fisting Championship? they have an event in Manchester in the couple of weeks
23:19:35 We do have some prices for UFC
23:19:55 Brilliant, I couldnt find them on your site
23:20:21 Could you give me the odds for Randall Couture to beat Bryan Vera please?
23:21:30 On my system it's under MMA/UFC, Couture is 4/6 at the moment.
23:23:06 46? Thought he was a bit older than that
23:23:49 What other fights have you got odds for?
23:26:02 We have got Bisping v Kang, Lesnar v Carwin, Fitch v Almeida, Florian v Guida and Penn and Sanchez
23:27:13 Lesnar? he was in WWE right? do you give odds for WWE now?
23:27:41 I got John Cena beating the Undertaker, what are the odds?
23:28:47 It's under UFC, B Lesnar. We definitely wouldn't bet on WWE!
23:30:27 Why? one of them is gonna win, worth a punt is it not?
23:32:28 I don't know why, maybe it's just not sporty enough! I Just googled Couture, he is 46 years old!
23:34:29 Is there anything else I can help with?
23:34:56 sorry love, my hearing isnt so good these days, how old is couture?
23:36:10 46 according to Wiki.
23:36:30 Thats one old man
23:37:18 Too old to be fighting, needs to be at home with his slippers and pipe!
23:37:58 Haha, thanks for the odds anyway love
23:38:21 No problem, have a nice night.

[andyt1992]

Kinda trolled her but then thought she was cool.


23:15:54 Connected with Debbie
23:15:54 Hi Mark Isacunt, my name's Debbie. How can I help you today?
23:16:52 Do you give out odds for CAGEFIGHTIN ?
23:17:44 No sorry, we don't take bets on that.
23:18:37 Are you sure? as in the Ultimate Fisting Championship? they have an event in Manchester in the couple of weeks
23:19:35 We do have some prices for UFC
23:19:55 Brilliant, I couldnt find them on your site
23:20:21 Could you give me the odds for Randall Couture to beat Bryan Vera please?
23:21:30 On my system it's under MMA/UFC, Couture is 4/6 at the moment.
23:23:06 46? Thought he was a bit older than that
23:23:49 What other fights have you got odds for?
23:26:02 We have got Bisping v Kang, Lesnar v Carwin, Fitch v Almeida, Florian v Guida and Penn and Sanchez
23:27:13 Lesnar? he was in WWE right? do you give odds for WWE now?
23:27:41 I got John Cena beating the Undertaker, what are the odds?
23:28:47 It's under UFC, B Lesnar. We definitely wouldn't bet on WWE!
23:30:27 Why? one of them is gonna win, worth a punt is it not?
23:32:28 I don't know why, maybe it's just not sporty enough! I Just googled Couture, he is 46 years old!
23:34:29 Is there anything else I can help with?
23:34:56 sorry love, my hearing isnt so good these days, how old is couture?
23:36:10 46 according to Wiki.
23:36:30 Thats one old man
23:37:18 Too old to be fighting, needs to be at home with his slippers and pipe!
23:37:58 Haha, thanks for the odds anyway love
23:38:21 No problem, have a nice night.

shoulda asked how old she is and ask her for her facebook / email haha

[andyt1992]

Trolling SkyBingo could be interesting hahaha

[Basilisk]

This is how you do it bitches:




05:37:33 GMT Thanks for contacting Sky Bet Chat. An advisor will be with you shortly........
05:37:33 GMT Larelle A has joined this session!
05:37:33 GMT Connected with Larelle A
05:37:33 GMT Hi Craig St. Claire, my name's Larelle. How can I help you today?
05:38:04 GMT Hi was on the website and wondered if there was a miscellaneous section
05:38:42 GMT I was planning on making a bet regards moon landings.
05:38:55 GMT Larelle is an interesting name
05:39:29 GMT If you would like to place a bet on a market that is not on the website, please call our traders on 08000 724 221 and they will try their best to arrange a price for your request
05:39:34 GMT Thank you
05:39:39 GMT Can I call now?
05:40:14 GMT Larelle sounds Mediteranian maybe?
05:40:22 GMT Or perhaps North African
05:40:46 GMT lol
05:40:54 GMT South African
05:40:56 GMT The number is saying I can't speak to anyone
05:41:02 GMT You can call after 9am
05:41:14 GMT Oh South African! Well I guessed the right continent!
05:41:25 GMT Oh right I was hoping to bet now
05:41:28 GMT You did indeed
05:41:29 GMT could you help
05:41:44 GMT They only open at 9am I'm afraid
05:41:49 GMT I bet your accent is great
05:42:02 GMT I can't I'm afraid, I am customer care, I don't have access to the betting tools
05:42:15 GMT Is it possible to bet on when a man will land on the moon?
05:42:24 GMT It all depends if you like the south african accent or not
05:42:35 GMT I haven't really heard it much
05:42:45 GMT other than the bad guy in lethal weapon 3
05:42:53 GMT I kind of liked it
05:43:02 GMT but it was a man obviously
05:43:16 GMT but I'd guess it'd sound better on a woman
05:43:36 GMT so moon landings. Can I bet on a man walking on the moon
05:43:54 GMT ?
05:44:09 GMT I don't know I'm afraid
05:44:16 GMT Ah right...
05:44:20 GMT The traders will be able to tell you if you can or not
05:44:27 GMT I'm an astronaught you see
05:44:31 GMT vested interest
05:44:48 GMT but I'll have to call after 9am?
05:45:04 GMT Really? Thats amazing
05:45:08 GMT Yes please
05:45:09 GMT You think?
05:45:12 GMT After 9am
05:45:16 GMT Absolutely!
05:45:21 GMT It's just a job at the end of the day
05:45:28 GMT I was a pilot originally
05:45:34 GMT then just fell into it
05:45:59 GMT Are you currently in South Africa?
05:46:14 GMT Yes I am
05:46:16 GMT Seems a long way away to be working for Sky Bet
05:46:17 GMT In Cape Town
05:46:34 GMT It does, but we have a call centre here and in Harrogate
05:46:43 GMT As an astronaught I had to place my bet through SKY bet
05:46:59 GMT I imagine South Africa is far better than Harrogate
05:47:04 GMT it's hell there
05:47:12 GMT haha
05:47:14 GMT you got lucky
05:47:25 GMT you laugh now
05:47:33 GMT but if you saw Harrogate....
05:47:39 GMT I wouldn't know, I have never been, but Cape Town is more beautiful than most places on earth
05:47:59 GMT Never been. As a pilot I would often fly to J'burg
05:48:11 GMT not my cup of tea
05:48:24 GMT No, Joberg has nothing on Cape Town
05:48:29 GMT Not mine either
05:48:38 GMT You should come to Cape Town
05:48:45 GMT Really?
05:48:54 GMT Is that an invite you little minx?
05:49:19 GMT To the country, not to my house
05:49:41 GMT Oh right. I didn't think Cape Town was a seperate country
05:50:09 GMT hahah
05:50:19 GMT Its not but South Africa is ;)
05:50:24 GMT Forgive me, its very early
05:50:34 GMT Well I feel a little let down now
05:50:41 GMT it's early here too
05:50:49 GMT I can't wait til 9am
05:50:52 GMT too excited
05:51:24 GMT You obviously have some inside information that us earth dwellers aren't aware of
05:51:29 GMT ??
05:51:50 GMT Well since I'm going up myself it'd be a shame to miss out on a windfall am I right?
05:52:14 GMT Absolutely!
05:52:24 GMT Wow, you must be flabbergasted?
05:52:50 GMT I've been waiting 11 years for a genuine assignment
05:52:56 GMT That is terribly exciting
05:52:59 GMT 11 years of drills and practice
05:53:12 GMT Is it anything like you see on the movies?
05:53:16 GMT I'm betting the bank on it
05:53:21 GMT Not really
05:53:29 GMT it's alot more boring and nerdy
05:53:35 GMT than people think
05:53:41 GMT and the food is terrible
05:54:02 GMT I'll spare you the details of bathroom dilemma's
05:54:14 GMT That I can well imagine!
05:54:19 GMT Hahahahaha!!!!!!
05:54:31 GMT You have a beautiful laugh
05:54:39 GMT Anyways, I need to get back to work now
05:54:39 GMT Is there anything else I can help you with?
05:54:46 GMT Yes
05:54:49 GMT Thank you Mr Astronaut :)
05:54:58 GMT Sure, go ahead
05:55:05 GMT I only need to know if I can make a bet on a moon walk?
05:55:44 GMT I'm afraid the betting department is completely different, so I cannot advise you on that
05:55:44 GMT Sorry
05:55:56 GMT Oh right apologies
05:56:05 GMT you already said that didn't you
05:56:05 GMT None needed
05:56:24 GMT I did, but its ok
05:56:30 GMT Do you have facebook?
05:56:43 GMT I'll send you a status update from space
05:57:14 GMT Yes please :)
05:57:19 GMT I would love that
05:57:29 GMT Larelle A******* [NAME CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT]
05:57:40 GMT Ok I will add you later on
05:57:50 GMT thank you very much for your help
05:57:57 GMT you've been most patient
05:58:09 GMT And you are? Craig St. Claire?
05:58:17 GMT That's right
05:58:24 GMT I will find you as well
05:58:24 GMT Excellent
05:58:39 GMT You are most welcome
05:58:46 GMT And you just pop back here if you need any more help
05:58:47 GMT Many thanks
05:58:49 GMT bye
05:58:58 GMT Take Care
05:58:59 GMT and it was lovely to speak to you
05:59:00 GMT Thanks for chatting. If you need to contact us again just click on the link at the side of the page.
05:59:14 GMT And you
05:59:16 GMT Ok thanks
05:59:20 GMT Bye
05:59:21 GMT toodle pip
05:59:29 GMT Larelle A has left this session!
05:59:29 GMT The session has ended!

[Chuck Norris]

that was gay as fuck

[CraigSt.Clair]

Haha nice!!!!!

[IceKid]

basilisk that trolling session doesnt really live up to your name, LOL @ Johnny Doogles post.

[Basilisk]

Craig St. Claire have you had a friend request?

[Basilisk]

that was gay as fuck

Why was it your boyfriend?

[IceKid]

Why was it your boyfriend?

rofl pwned

[CraigSt.Clair]

Craig St. Claire have you had a friend request?

No you spelt me name wrong

[Basilisk]

Soz like .