She whips out the dildo NSFW

[Tom_]

So lets say you're getting it on with a bird and you're giving it your best moves and she reaches across and pulls a big dildo out of her bedside draw and starts rubbing it on her clit.

How would you feel about that? Would you take it as her saying you're not enough for her so she needs this or would you be fine about it?

[Bakerr]

I like boobies, and it doesnt bother me, I dont give a fuck what she thinks aslong as I have a good time.

[Wiegieboard]

I'd ram it right up her dirt hole. Scorebags.

[Tom_]

I'd ram it right up her dirt hole. Scorebags.

Even if it was twice as big as yours and black?

[Wiegieboard]

I'm comfortable with my sexuality man.

[Plastikman]

Seriously?

I mean LO fucking L at the thought of getting your feelings hurt by a bird getting the toys out.

[blackdogmma]

go for it, get the cuffs on the go too, cuff her to the bed and tease her with the dildo til she begs for it, then trade facefuck/blowjob for time with the toy inside her, giving her only a short time each time to start with, and then switching between more forced facefucking, and forcing her to beg for the toy, sometimes admonishing her for her lacklustre cock sucking or begging performance and finally rewarding her with longer sessions with the toy until she has a screaming orgasm. then you get her to do something for you.

you know, the usual stuff.

[Plastikman]

Hell yes - One man DP machine.

[Wiegieboard]

go for it, get the cuffs on the go too, cuff her to the bed and tease her with the dildo til she begs for it, then trade facefuck/blowjob for time with the toy inside her, giving her only a short time each time to start with, and then switching between more forced facefucking, and forcing her to beg for the toy, sometimes admonishing her for her lacklustre cock sucking or begging performance and finally rewarding her with longer sessions with the toy until she has a screaming orgasm. then you get her to do something for you.

you know, the usual stuff.

Hell, whatever happened to just forcing her head into the corner of the room and going at it till you're spent?

[blackdogmma]

Hell, whatever happened to just forcing her head into the corner of the room and going at it till you're spent?

a variety should always be appreciated for the pleasure it can bring, but once you become a veteran,a certain level of variety is essential to ensure you see it through to the end!

[Jamie Taylor]

WOW . . . Tom = Fag.

[Grake]

shit, voted in haste,

i also like boobies

[vileniall]

so icekid and pauljono are not comfortable with their weapons and dont like boobies????

[Jamie Taylor]

so icekid and pauljono are not comfortable with their weapons and dont like boobies????

They're both little virgins thats why.

Paul would probably cry if he saw a dildo.

Only messin pal ya know I love ya ;)

[Tom_]

WOW . . . Tom = Fag.

Shhh you must be Southern.

[TheUnfitOne]

this thread is gay

toys ftw! and we thank god for rechargable batteries in our house

[Tom_]

I'm surprised that so many people let their birds get the toys out. It's basically a way of saying you don't satisfy me so I need to use this.

[Plastikman]

I'm surprised that so many people let their birds get the toys out. It's basically a way of saying you don't satisfy me so I need to use this.

Its more a way for her to say "My fella isnt a sexually repressed little tart"

HOwever if she whips one out for the purpose of using it on you, thats a different story.

[Travis Bickle]

Is she from Essex by any chance ? sounds like someone I used to know

[AdamM]

I'm surprised that so many people let their birds get the toys out. It's basically a way of saying you don't satisfy me so I need to use this.

understanding women fail

[Wiegieboard]

understanding women fail

Correct

10Correct

[Rob T]

lol at this thread.

[Tom_]

understanding women fail

Nobody understands women and claiming to understand them makes you deluded. Also if they toy has ever been pulled out (which I am guessing it has in a few peoples cases) then that means you are shit in bed and it should be seen as an insult to your manliness, Frakes's input would be welcome here I feel.

[IceKid]

or maybe you just have a unnaturally small penis tom?

[Tom_]

or maybe you just have a unnaturally small penis tom?

It's never been pulled on me mate so I'm guessing not.

[Plastikman]

It's never been pulled on me mate so I'm guessing not.

Obviously because they picked up the fact you're a little awkward sexually, so they've had the good grace to wait until you've left before finishing themselves off.

[IceKid]

It's never been pulled on me mate so I'm guessing not.

NEVER!!!!!!1

IN ALL 0 TIMES YOU'VE HAD SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, ITS NEVER BEEN PULLED??

you're my hero.

[Tom_]

Obviously because they picked up the fact you're a little awkward sexually, so they've had the good grace to wait until you've left before finishing themselves off.

Not possible because I hang around like a bad smell.

[Tom_]

you're my hero.

Thanks man it means a lot.

[IceKid]

Thanks man it means a lot.

meh, anytime.

[Wiegieboard]

ITT: Potential bird logic but said by males.
ITT: Wiege going "Wut....thu.....fuuuuck"

[blackdogmma]

if they toy has ever been pulled out (which I am guessing it has in a few peoples cases) then that means you are shit in bed and it should be seen as an insult to your manliness,

If this is true, i would be interested in your pop culture fruedian interpretation of my own particular situation, as i have never had "the toy pulled out" but instead i was the one to introduced toys, bondage, role play etc to her.

Some men like a woman to be innocent and pure, others like a dirty whore, me i like to take an innocent pure woman, work past her defences and her resistance and turn her into a dirty whore.

If a woman has or ever does pull a toy out on you, the likelyhood is you have someone like me to thank.

[Wiegieboard]

Blackdogmma is correct. It's all about the degradation and corruption.

[Sledge]

Some men like a woman to be innocent and pure, others like a dirty whore, me i like to take an innocent pure woman, work past her defences and her resistance and turn her into a dirty whore

Clearly the best post ever on the forum.

"FIRE"

[Sledge]

toys ftw! and we thank god for rechargable batteries in our house

It's a good job I have met your wife Gary as that post sounds like you stick dildos up your arse with a gay lover.


Mind you I hope I never meet her again as your explicit references to your sexual behaviour means I'll never be able to look her in the eye again.

[BlueRabbit]

Some men like a woman to be innocent and pure, others like a dirty whore, me i like to take an innocent pure woman, work past her defences and her resistance and turn her into a dirty whore.


That would make an awesome lonely hearts ad.

[blackdogmma]

That would make an awesome lonely hearts ad.

thanks Bluerabbit, that made me spit my drink all over my keyboard!

[Sack Attack]

I personally don't care what she whips out as long as I get laid.

Thou I might get a bit uncomfortable, if it was one of those crazy emo chicks and she started using a knive, and she had an early period. :confused:

[IjumpGuard]

how do you know when a womens having an orgasm?













who gives a fuck!!:D :D :D

[londonpride]

why doesn't it surprise me who the two posters who voted "no i wouldn't have that" are.

[boxingbrit]

If this is true, i would be interested in your pop culture fruedian interpretation of my own particular situation, as i have never had "the toy pulled out" but instead i was the one to introduced toys, bondage, role play etc to her.

Some men like a woman to be innocent and pure, others like a dirty whore, me i like to take an innocent pure woman, work past her defences and her resistance and turn her into a dirty whore.

If a woman has or ever does pull a toy out on you, the likelyhood is you have someone like me to thank.

Couldnt of written it better myself.

[Soulful_rhythm]

variation in the bedroom is good, cant see no problem with bringing out a vibro in the bedroom, all good fun :D

[CraigSt.Clair]

variation in the bedroom is good, cant see no problem with bringing out a vibro in the bedroom, all good fun :D

Quoted for truth lol

and Blackdog
Some men like a woman to be innocent and pure, others like a dirty whore, me i like to take an innocent pure woman, work past her defences and her resistance and turn her into a dirty whore.

THAT IS EPIC

[blackdogmma]

the correct way to turn a woman to her baser desires, to give in to the sins of the flesh, to have her submit to the power of lust, without leaving her with the usual emotional baggage requires force of will (mine), patience (ours) and discipline (hers).

"With great power comes great responsibility"

[Basilisk]

Or to put it more eloquently, I quote the pimp Don Magic Juan:

"Keep your pimp hand strong"

[Hands Of Stone]

I personally don't care what she whips out as long as I get laid.


http://www.thedominatrixblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/strap-on-141.jpg

The Hands

[Travis Bickle]

http://www.thedominatrixblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/strap-on-141.jpg

The Hands

Is that you ? LOL