Trolling baby centre

[Stub Zero]

I was intrigued when femme was going on about baby cemntre last night so I had a look. As I began signing up I kind of paused and thought this has reached a new level of sadness, a 28 year old man trolling a pregnancy forum for laughs. But the pause didn't last long and I continued anyhow.

I couldn't be arsed put much thought into a first thread just incase the mods were dead strict and just insta-banned me, so i copied an old thread i made a while back but changed bits accordingly.

If they take the bait i'll make up some other daft shit to wind them up as well:

http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a5875955/the_odd_ciggie_and_stress

[foxy]

ha ha quality, i can see a ban looming though mate

[Stub Zero]

ur prob right. I perhaps should of been a bit more discreet., Only i didn;t want to talk about pregnancy constructively for a few weeks so they trusted me as a genuine pregnant 18 year old girl before dropping the bombs.

[Femme-ma]

Looks like the admin took you seriously.

If you'd like to sound genuine, do a post about having your 20 week scan and how the woman doing the scanning was a right bitch to you.

Follow it up with a post about how to get a maternity grant.

They'll think you're genuine for a few days at least. :)

Or just start bitching on other people's posts. It's easy enough. There's plenty of saddos on there.

[Stub Zero]

Damn well she seemed very civil and nice about it which make it harder to troll them. I was expecting an outrage re the smoking.

[Stub Zero]

I think I need to go on there as a man and ask question like "when will I be able to send my mrs back to work cos I'm on the dole and we need her money so I can by more pre-ownded xbox games and weed" and "my pregnant mrs is angry cos i'm always down the pub, but what am i supposed to do. Or maybe a "how the fuck do I get out of paying child maintenance?" thread.

[CraigSt.Clair]

Too obvious, make them trust you then BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM :D

[Stub Zero]

Too obvious, make them trust you then BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM :D

It's not too obvious clearly as everyone believes me. I'm not going to spend days and days talking about being a mother otherwise i'd be trolling myself.

[BlueRabbit]

On this site we are used to trolls, so we can sniff them out quickly and easily. I doubt that the hormonal women on babycentre have got much experience with trolls.

[Smurfette5ft]

It’s really not safe to antagonize a group of expecting mothers. A pregnant woman will just kill you, and then feed the remaining evidence of your flesh & existence to a pack of dogs. Maybe one of those vegan groups instead. Everyone is offended by BBQ puppy.

[Leesin]

It's a shame they banned Stub Zero, pretty out of order if you ask me. :D

Though I'm tempted to go and troll that forum myself.

[mzb]

It's a shame they banned Stub Zero, pretty out of order if you ask me. :D

Though I'm tempted to go and troll that forum myself.

was he banned here for something specific or just for being "a known troll account" or whatever?

[Wendle]

I love the fact that they're already bitching with each other by reply number 3:

felicity I think she knows it's harmful otherwise she wouldn't be asking now would she x

Love the fact that rather than spotting the post as a troll, they seem to love Angry Lady on that site! Still, I suppose it's just extra gossip for them.

[James Saville]

Hahaha wtf! trolling is awesome

[Shaolin Exile]

"felicity I think she knows it's harmful otherwise she wouldn't be asking now would she x"


Had it occurred to anyone that their site might already be infested with trolls who are far more subtle than the ones we have here?

[Dan Bowden]

what is trolling?

[Grammar_Nazi]

Had it occurred to anyone that their site might already be infested with trolls who are far more subtle than the ones we have here?

If that was the case then you'd think they would refrain from biting then wouldn't they .... imbecile!

[Sledge]

^^^^^^^^^ Stubbsy

[Femme-ma]

"felicity I think she knows it's harmful otherwise she wouldn't be asking now would she x"


Had it occurred to anyone that their site might already be infested with trolls who are far more subtle than the ones we have here?


I have absolutely no idea what you mean..... ;) My user name is E pona for babycentre by the way.

http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a5876315/feeling_emotional?cpg=1&csi=2019742203&pd=-1

[BlueRabbit]

I have absolutely no idea what you mean..... ;) My user name is Epona for babycentre by the way.

http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a5876315/feeling_emotional?cpg=1&csi=2019742203&pd=-1

Ha ha!

I like her retort: 'Just to put your mind at rest my family ate the chicken!!'

[Femme-ma]

Ha ha!

I like her retort: 'Just to put your mind at rest my family ate the chicken!!'

Like I give a flying one about chicken! My main point is, she needs to get a sodding grip. She's pregnant. Not mental.

I mean. I'm equally as pregnant and have evidently been trusted to mod on this site without being overly emotional, crying or irrational. I mean if I was there'd be troll wars and all sorts......

Oh.:o

[BlueRabbit]

Like I give a flying one about chicken! My main point is, she needs to get a sodding grip. She's pregnant. Not mental.

I mean. I'm equally as pregnant and have evidently been trusted to mod on this site without being overly emotional, crying or irrational. I mean if I was there'd be troll wars and all sorts......

Oh.:o

My girlfriend is pregnant. She isn't a sobbing wreck. She eats whatever I make her for dinner whether she likes it or not! Some of the women on that site need a good kick up the arse. No wonder women get paid less........ ;)

[Luke]

I have absolutely no idea what you mean..... ;) My user name is Epona for babycentre by the way.

http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a5876315/feeling_emotional?cpg=1&csi=2019742203&pd=-1

'claire hun, dont worry about Epona just ignore those kind of comments'.

...lol!

[Leesin]

I signed up and posted in that thread.. let the trolling commence.

[BlueRabbit]

I signed up and posted in that thread.. let the trolling commence.

I've found you a suitable avatar:

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00026/beaten_26276t.jpg

[Femme-ma]

My girlfriend is pregnant. She isn't a sobbing wreck. She eats whatever I make her for dinner whether she likes it or not! Some of the women on that site need a good kick up the arse. No wonder women get paid less........ ;)

*Some women* get paid less. I can happily confirm that I get more than my male colleagues. ;)

[Serotonin+]

I've found you a suitable avatar:

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00026/beaten_26276t.jpg

That's plain nasty

[Leesin]

I've found you a suitable avatar:

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00026/beaten_26276t.jpg

Lmao. I think I'll find a before and after of a woman who was victim to being beaten, I'll use the before picture as my avatar for a while, then I'll put the beaten one up.

[Femme-ma]

'claire hun, dont worry about Epona just ignore those kind of comments'.

...lol!

Loving the way that they're still giving it "Oh you poor thing" to the OP. Yet I've apologised and said I make mean posts because of a medical condition and not one of the self obsessed nutters feel the need to apologise for spazzing out at me. :)

[BlueRabbit]

Lmao. I think I'll find a before and after of a woman who was victim to being beaten, I'll use the before picture as my avatar for a while, then I'll put the beaten one up.

I've sent you a reply.

(Is babycentre the new cage warriors? I don't think that scat porn would go down too well there either)


EDIT ^^^^ I'll stand up for you.

[Leesin]

http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a5902175/cant_stop_smoking?cpg=-1#c2019746285

getting started, just trying to warm them up before I really bring it on.

[foxy]

http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a5902175/cant_stop_smoking?cpg=-1#c2019746285

getting started, just trying to warm them up before I really bring it on.


It feels wrong trolling this forum but i jumped on board this thread shamefully:D

[Femme-ma]

It feels wrong trolling this forum but i jumped on board this thread shamefully:D

Well done you!

They ask for it. They're a bunch of self absorbed middle class arses that think the world revolves around them because they've been clever enough to have a fuck and get themselves knocked up.

The fact that they're all hormonally unstable makes the whole place even funnier. Trolling the place should be a publicly funded sport.

[foxy]

LOOOL you have such a way with words!!

[Femme-ma]

LOOOL you have such a way with words!!

It's my hormones!!!:D

[Sledge]

They're a bunch of self absorbed middle class arses that think the world revolves around them because they've been clever enough to have a fuck and get themselves knocked up.
.

Classic.

The sigs are great.


Claire engaged to ste expecting our 1st baby together 9/8/10



xxx Laura (17) xxx

Proud mummy to Mitchell Thomas,

Born 28th July. 8lb, 54cm long



EM&NB baby peanut due 01/09/2010 Best Xmas present ever!!!


Nobody gives a shit.

All they do is sit at home and talk shit about babies like they are the only daft slag ever to get up the duff.

Your'e only pregnant love. Get over it.

[Femme-ma]

Your'e only pregnant love. Get over it.

Come here and say that. :p

[Leesin]

Looks like this one is going well so far.

http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a5876315/feeling_emotional?cpg=-1#c2019748853

[CraigSt.Clair]

LMAO this is hillarious

Nowt like spousal abuse to light a fire lol

[Femme-ma]

God they are think. This woman thinks red wine is good for you because it has antibodies in it.
http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a5903145/sushi_red_wine_guinness

Fibre optic muscles anyone?

[Leesin]

I'm causing a bit of a fuss already, that damn moderator is on these threads like a fly on shit. Hopefully she doesnt delete my other message I just replied to 'Kiora' with. Already deleted my reply in another thread.

[Femme-ma]

I'm causing a bit of a fuss already, that damn moderator is on these threads like a fly on shit. Hopefully she doesnt delete my other message I just replied to 'Kiora' with. Already deleted my reply in another thread.

She needs to get her arse in gear and delete the one telling me to Bog off. I'm righteously offended and my tears have blurred my pristine copy of today's Daily Mail.......

The place is very over moderated.

[Femme-ma]

Think I may just have put the fear of god into Kiora:

http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a5903495/lazy_baby?cpg=-1#c2019749578

[Luke]

In their sigs why are they obsessed with putting the name of their husband, age and how long they've been married? eg: Zoe (29), married to Anthony (31) since June 2008.

Is that supposed to be some boast about how they are the same age or something?

[Luke]

Think I may just have put the fear of god into Kiora:

http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a5903495/lazy_baby?cpg=-1#c2019749578

You called her baby a retard. She's gonna go mad!

[Femme-ma]

You called her baby a retard. She's gonna go mad!

I know. Ironically, my son actually was born that way!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

[Wendle]

Think I may just have put the fear of god into Kiora:

http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a5903495/lazy_baby?cpg=-1#c2019749578

Looking on Page 1 of that thread, not too sure whether Sef79 likes you. lol

[Wendle]

In their sigs why are they obsessed with putting the name of their husband, age and how long they've been married? eg: Zoe (29), married to Anthony (31) since June 2008.

Is that supposed to be some boast about how they are the same age or something?

When you sign up next do a similar signature with additional information such as:

eg: Zoe (29), married to Anthony (31) since June 2008, had oral last night & a little anal

See how quick the ban comes

[Ben_Hutch]

Just signed up and made a thread:

http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a5908575/what_should_i_do

[Femme-ma]

"Sadly, a year ago Adam passed away at the age of 72 and I've since been left to raise our son on my own and I'm finding it really hard to cope"

ROFLMAO!!!!

[Ben_Hutch]

"Sadly, a year ago Adam passed away at the age of 72 and I've since been left to raise our son on my own and I'm finding it really hard to cope"

ROFLMAO!!!!

Haha I'm hoping they won't be expecting that little bombshell!

[Luke]

Looks like you've been rumbled, lol!

http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a5907995/trolls_on_this_board

[Femme-ma]

Looks like you've been rumbled, lol!

http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a5907995/trolls_on_this_board

I just don't understand how! lol!!

Admin there still seems undecided on me for some reason. :D

[Femme-ma]

ooops.

http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a5907475/growth_scan?cpg=1&csi=2019762931&pd=-1 (http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a5907475/growth_scan?cpg=1&csi=2019762931&pd=-1)

[ralphylad]

I had a mega lol at this sentence

Have people got nothing better to do?

er......no pet, well apart from trolling on CW too

[Femme-ma]

I had a mega lol at this sentence

Have people got nothing better to do?

er......no pet, well apart from trolling on CW too

True. I suspect I do it as it makes me feel less of a saddo!

[foxy]

Looks like you've been rumbled, lol!

http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a5907995/trolls_on_this_board

do you think they will rumble me by my sig?

[Luke]

do you think they will rumble me by my sig?

.....ROFL!

'Its Tiiiiime!'. Class :D

[Femme-ma]

do you think they will rumble me by my sig?

You want to marry Bruce Buffer! Bwahahahaa!!!!

Sorry. This has reduced me to a pathetic level of childishness for which there is no excuse!

[Femme-ma]

http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a5892125/really_embarassing_and_far_too_much_info_lol

Quote: "well today I used my toy and think I may have been slightly rigorous as found brown blood on my Tena lady pad. "

That has got to be worth a comment or two!!!

[Wendle]

I'm laughing like a hyena here.

Even the dog is looking at me like I'm having some sort of fit.

[CraigSt.Clair]

All I can say is..... BUMP

[Wendle]

http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a5892125/really_embarassing_and_far_too_much_info_lol

Quote: "well today I used my toy and think I may have been slightly rigorous as found brown blood on my Tena lady pad. "

That has got to be worth a comment or two!!!

Why not report this thread as a troll on babycentre (especially given the warning).

Shame nobody on here thought about creating one for sex toys, maybe "addicted to scat" could be the next one. lol

[Cheesy peas please]

My friend's wife would be great for that forum, she would stir up some real shit without even attempting to troll.

I was at their house 1 night while she was heavily pregnant; she lights up a fag and begins puffing away merrily. I said "Thats it, I think the baby is dying for a fag." She responds with.. "Well I was smoking and popping pills and all sorts when I was pregnant with Angel (her 1st child) and she turned out OK". Incidentally when another friend was babysitting for Angel as a little baby, he noticed that whenever he went near it with a lit cigarette while it was crying, it would quickly stop.

She has 4 sproggs now, 3 of them belonging to my friend. I remember the night my mate met her when we were in a club, he was on the rebound and they decided to get jiggy with it the same night. Me, him, a few other people and her were on the way home and we had to stop by her flat so she could pick up her baby (it was being minded by a young teen) and take it to my friend's flat so they could get some sexy time.

Real classy... but they seem happy of sorts, for now.

[Femme-ma]

My friend's wife would be great for that forum, she would stir up some real shit without even attempting to troll.


They would love her. She'd be a project to condesend their little brains out to!

[Bateman]

http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a5892125/really_embarassing_and_far_too_much_info_lol

Quote: "well today I used my toy and think I may have been slightly rigorous as found brown blood on my Tena lady pad. "

That has got to be worth a comment or two!!!

:D

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[Skeggsy]

The people on there seem perfectly polite reasonable. Maybe it's femme who is the weird one cos she thinks she's some sort of new age, uber tough martyr.

Why would anyone want to go and piss off a load of pregnant women unless you were a total cunt?

[Femme-ma]

Why would anyone want to go and piss off a load of pregnant women unless you were a total cunt?

I never said I wasn't a total cunt.

[jezebelmeretrix]

You've been rumbled....

http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a10288505/trolling



"On this forum was a collection of self cofessed troll who were having a good laugh about trolling us lovely lot on BC."

[Femme-ma]

Oh No!

What shall we do?! :)

Hello. Thanks for posting. Stick around!

[Bateman]

rutt roh ! lol

[CraigSt.Clair]

You've been rumbled....

http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a10288505/trolling



"On this forum was a collection of self cofessed troll who were having a good laugh about trolling us lovely lot on BC."

Well I am sure the whole of Cage Warriors just shit themselves eh ;)

Stay around this forum is fun :D

[Thesquifster]

Well I am sure the whole of Cage Warriors just shit themselves eh ;)

Stay around this forum is fun :D

It seems you got them all excited

http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a10298075/willy_slap?cpg=3&csi=2035340307&pd=1

[Wendle]

I'm guessing there may be a few of them trolling on here for revenge now - giving a few useless submission tips or saying Mothercare fightgear knocks the spots off Tapout.

Maybe a few future events could incorporate a couple of CW v Babycentre grudge matches?

[CraigSt.Clair]

It seems you got them all excited

http://community.babycentre.co.uk/post/a10298075/willy_slap?cpg=3&csi=2035340307&pd=1

Get in, more new members for Cage Warriors :D

[BlueRabbit]

Does anyone else find it a bit wierd that they have pics of their babies in their avatar and things like 'proud mummy to chantelle, born 06.06.06, and then say things like 'I love it when my OH cums on me tits'?

[Wendle]

Does anyone else find it a bit wierd that they have pics of their babies in their avatar and things like 'proud mummy to chantelle, born 06.06.06, and then say things like 'I love it when my OH cums on me tits'?

Find it weird or masterbate whilst reading it?

[RedBaron]

epic trolling

imagine being born to one of those miserable old trouts

[BlueRabbit]

Find it weird or masterbate whilst reading it?

Not with pics of their spawn all over the place. And don't forget that these women have just squeezed a baby out of their lady garden. It's probably like ground zero down there. Their minges are now so immense that there are probably a few stray Chilean miners stranded in the darkest depths. And if they spent too long stood over an air vent they'd float away like a big fleshy vaginal hot-air baloon.

Just kidding ladies (if you're reading this). I'm sure your vaginas are lovely.

[Wendle]

Not with pics of their spawn all over the place. And don't forget that these women have just squeezed a baby out of their lady garden. It's probably like ground zero down there. Their minges are now so immense that there are probably a few stray Chilean miners stranded in the darkest depths. And if they spent too long stood over an air vent they'd float away like a big fleshy vaginal hot-air baloon.

Just kidding ladies (if you're reading this). I'm sure your vaginas are lovely.

I guess that's why they're letting their gentlemen spaff over their tits.

[Bateman]

edited......

[James-w]

amazing!!! this could be the 2nd time this forum makes a major newspaper lol

"forum full of steroid using cage fighters pretend to be doting mums and tell pregnant women that their babies have problems"

[ross90]

Lmaoo! Was this when stubbsy was doing it?

[James-w]

Lmaoo! Was this when stubbsy was doing it?

yes, stubbsy was my hero!!! I miss him.. that was durin the time the new breed of mods got trigger happy

[ross90]

yes, stubbsy was my hero!!! I miss him.. that was durin the time the new breed of mods got trigger happy

He really was something to behold....i remember the mod banning saga, and it was a shame he had to be banned. But he should start taking classes to show people how to troll. These prats recently drive me to despair at just how shit their trolling/craic is.

[futuregreat]

He really was something to behold....i remember the mod banning saga, and it was a shame he had to be banned. But he should start taking classes to show people how to troll. These prats recently drive me to despair at just how shit their trolling/craic is.

because they do not get time to blossom in to epic trolls they get banned to quick lol

[ross90]

because they do not get time to blossom in to epic trolls they get banned to quick lol

If you were referring to yourself my banter lacking friend, you had HUNDREDS of posts, and you never blossomed. Festered perhaps, your craic slowly and slowly getting worse....like a fart in a phone box.

Stubbsy however, needed but one post, to work his magnificent trolling skills and create a lolocaust, and an epic 50 page thread.

But you seem to be doing well now, no twatty posts, or useless threads. Good work sir, keep it up.

I think if we get any more posts by these mongs from baby centre, its time for a gracie style forum invasion....the mods worse nightmare.

[futuregreat]

If you were referring to yourself my banter lacking friend, you had HUNDREDS of posts, and you never blossomed. Festered perhaps, your craic slowly and slowly getting worse....like a fart in a phone box.

Stubbsy however, needed but one post, to work his magnificent trolling skills and create a lolocaust, and an epic 50 page thread.

But you seem to be doing well now, no twatty posts, or useless threads. Good work sir, keep it up.

I think if we get any more posts by these mongs from baby centre, its time for a gracie style forum invasion....the mods worse nightmare.

lol the funny thing is i was not trolling just came across that way mate but i get what ya saying

[Femme-ma]

You called her baby a retard. She's gonna go mad!

Oh dear. I just got an PM from her (on babycentre) complaining that I'd actually called her child a retard.......

[ross90]

Oh dear. I just got an PM from her (on babycentre) complaining that I'd actually called her child a retard.......


Lmfao! awesome...did you? ;)

[Femme-ma]

Lmfao! awesome...did you? ;)

Nah, she was attention whoring for 9 months. That particular post, she was asking about reduced foetal movement. I pointed out that it can be an indicator of intrauterine growth retardation........ :rolleyes:

[ross90]

Nah, she was attention whoring for 9 months. That particular post, she was asking about reduced foetal movement. I pointed out that it can be an indicator of intrauterine growth retardation........ :rolleyes:

Oh yeah i read that one earlier. You mean you gave her genuine and potentially helpful advice...? I am shocked, and appaulled.

What if nobody gave her medical advice about real conditions and something went tits up? What do these mongs want...?

Its as if they dont want to be told knowledgable, helpful things.

[Femme-ma]

Its as if they dont want to be told knowledgable, helpful things.

You know, I think you may be right. It defies logic.

[Luke]

"Sadly, a year ago Adam passed away at the age of 72 and I've since been left to raise our son on my own and I'm finding it really hard to cope"

ROFLMAO!!!!

lol! Actually fair play to him for a man at that age to still get a woman pregnant! I'm just actually wondering how old the woman is!

[Lady_LaLa]

Nah, she was attention whoring for 9 months. That particular post, she was asking about reduced foetal movement. I pointed out that it can be an indicator of intrauterine growth retardation........ :rolleyes:

What have i done to you? I was only asking questions i didnt relise what intrauterine growth retardation i thought you was taking the piss.

[CraigSt.Clair]

What have i done to you? I was only asking questions i didnt relise what intrauterine growth retardation i thought you was taking the piss.

No she was being helpful, and yet you lot decided to call her a troll, get a grip and get off your high horse eh

[ross90]

What have i done to you? I was only asking questions i didnt relise what intrauterine growth retardation i thought you was taking the piss.

So you jumped on her along with the rest of them and totally ignored genuine medical advice/help that could have potentially been very useful o you and your little one. Also, coming from somebody who had suffered the condition, and had very similair symptoms? Good call...

[Lady_LaLa]

No she was being helpful, and yet you lot decided to call her a troll, get a grip and get off your high horse eh

Like i said i didnt know what intrauterine growth retardation was so im sorry for that, But your on a troll board about trolling BC what else are we ment to think???

[Lady_LaLa]

So you jumped on her along with the rest of them and totally ignored genuine medical advice/help that could have potentially been very useful o you and your little one. Also, coming from somebody who had suffered the condition, and had very similair symptoms? Good call...

I didnt ignore it i didnt know what it was till i read up in it, Sorry but how was i to know that im not a mind reader!

[ross90]

I didnt ignore it i didnt know what it was till i read up in it, Sorry but how was i to know that im not a mind reader!

Yes, you didn't know what it was, but instead of saying "thank you, I'll look into that" you said you would ignore her. That doesn't exactly say you were listening to her, it says you were clucking like the rest of the hens, because somebody told you something you didn't want to hear.

And ad for the other bullshit, saying you only said that because we're on a troll board. You and the rest of the detectives ( who took a year to find this thread) didn't even know about this board. So that's no justification.

[RedBaron]

sorry but how was i to know that im not a mind reader!

but you are a moron :rolleyes:

[Lady_LaLa]

Yes, you didn't know what it was, but instead of saying "thank you, I'll look into that" you said you would ignore her. That doesn't exactly say you were listening to her, it says you were clucking like the rest of the hens, because somebody told you something you didn't want to hear.

And ad for the other bullshit, saying you only said that because we're on a troll board. You and the rest of the detectives ( who took a year to find this thread) didn't even know about this board. So that's no justification.

ok fair play about the first bit,

Well you are and we aint detectives we just dont want dirty old men on a pregnancy board!!!!!!!!

[Lady_LaLa]

but you are a moron :rolleyes:

Yh ok!!!!!!!!!!

[CraigSt.Clair]

Like i said i didnt know what intrauterine growth retardation was so im sorry for that, But your on a troll board about trolling BC what else are we ment to think???

No actually I am the mod of the troll board, get it right. Comically I didn't bother to troll you lot because you are so easy to wind up it would be like shooting fish in a barrel with a missile launcher love.

Also this is not a troll forum, it is a MMA forum, we happen to find having a laugh at idiots hilarious, guess it is something we all have in common eh :)

Also thanks for being a member of Cage Warriors and increasing our hits :)

[CraigSt.Clair]

ok fair play about the first bit,

Well you are and we aint detectives we just dont want dirty old men on a pregnancy board!!!!!!!!

Who is old pet?

Get a grip eh.

Anyway, since you are here show us your fridge?

[RedBaron]

Yh ok!!!!!!!!!!

whatevahhhhhhhh!!!

[CraigSt.Clair]

This thread needs someone to control things:










































http://neilbeynon.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/779_jeremy_kyle_342x262.jpg

[ross90]

ok fair play about the first bit,

Well you are and we aint detectives we just dont want dirty old men on a pregnancy board!!!!!!!!

Dirty old men lmao?! I'm 19

[CraigSt.Clair]

FRIDGE PICS OR GTFO!!!!!!!

[Lady_LaLa]

lol@jk
I really cant be arsed to argue iv said sorry to femme thru BC.


Also thanks for being a member of Cage Warriors and increasing our hits = ur welcome!

My fridge there f all in there sorrry

[RedBaron]

My fridge there f all in there sorrry

yea we know, its retarded LMAO!!!!!!!

[Lady_LaLa]

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/fridge-freezer2.jpg

[CraigSt.Clair]

My fridge there f all in there sorrry


Like we care what is in the fridge! It is all about capacity

Now I know I may get banned for porn like this outside of the Invite only forum (where we REALLY plan attacks on Baby Centre btw) but I dont care

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2005/05/11/technology/12fridge.big.jpg

[Lady_LaLa]

[QUOTE=RedBaron;681810]yea we know, its retarded LMAO!!!!!!![/QU

ur funny.....NOT

[CraigSt.Clair]

[QUOTE=RedBaron;681810]yea we know, its retarded LMAO!!!!!!![/QU

ur funny.....NOT

Oh but he is funny, very very funny

[Lady_LaLa]

[QUOTE=Lady_LaLa;681813]

Oh but he is funny, very very funny

Ok well u numptys have fun! cya

[BlueRabbit]

[QUOTE=RedBaron;681810]yea we know, its retarded LMAO!!!!!!![/QU

ur funny.....NOT

So who wins, Cain or Brock?

[CraigSt.Clair]

[QUOTE=CraigSt.Clair;681816]

Ok well u numptys have fun! cya

We are the numptys? Coming from the woman who ignored legitimate medical advice, seems a little, hmmmmmmmmm whats the word? I'm sure Peter Griffin used it once, ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh yeah thats it retarded.

[CraigSt.Clair]

[QUOTE=Lady_LaLa;681813]

So who wins, Cain or Brock?

An important question right there

[Lady_LaLa]

[QUOTE=Lady_LaLa;681817]

We are the numptys? Coming from the woman who ignored legitimate medical advice, seems a little, hmmmmmmmmm whats the word? I'm sure Peter Griffin used it once, ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh yeah thats it retarded.

how about u go jump!!!!

[RedBaron]

[QUOTE=Lady_LaLa;681817]

We are the numptys? Coming from the woman who ignored legitimate medical advice, seems a little, hmmmmmmmmm whats the word? I'm sure Peter Griffin used it once, ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh yeah thats it retarded.

i actually just giggled like a little girl and i think a bit of wee came out :D

[ross90]

[QUOTE=CraigSt.Clair;681821]

how about u go jump!!!!

Rope, tuck, long, triple, high??? Jump how?

[BlueRabbit]

[QUOTE=Lady_LaLa;681824]

Rope, tuck, long, triple, high??? Jump how?

Just fucking do it Ross. Or Kris Kross'll make ya....

http://images.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drg300/g398/g39899dwe8t.jpg

[CraigSt.Clair]

[QUOTE=CraigSt.Clair;681821]

how about u go jump!!!!

Like this?

http://www.weblogsinc.com/common/images/7818362159425783.JPG%3F0.10534630801211653

[ross90]

[QUOTE=ross90;681827]

Just fucking do it Ross. Or Kris Kross'll make ya....

http://images.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drg300/g398/g39899dwe8t.jpg

I did it, but in my confusion and panic I just did a straightup pencil jump. Is this ok?

[BlueRabbit]

[QUOTE=BlueRabbit;681832]

I did it, but in my confusion and panic I just did a straightup pencil jump. Is this ok?

I suppose so, but only Cause I'm the miggida miggida miggida Mac Daddy
Miggida miggida miggida Mac
Cause I'm the miggida miggida miggida Mac Daddy

[James-w]

omg this thread got epic....fast!!

anyway, get the pics of your fridge up!!! make sure its taken at night with the lights off and door open!!! hell yeah

[Ben_Hutch]

lol! Actually fair play to him for a man at that age to still get a woman pregnant! I'm just actually wondering how old the woman is!

Haha I had too much spare time when I wrote that! Couldn't stop laughing at their responses though.

[CraigSt.Clair]

omg this thread got epic....fast!!

anyway, get the pics of your fridge up!!! make sure its taken at night with the lights off and door open!!! hell yeah

Hormonal women V Cage Fighting roid heads

There is the Stars next headline

[fresh]

It’s really not safe to antagonize a group of expecting mothers. A pregnant woman will just kill you, and then feed the remaining evidence of your flesh & existence to a pack of dogs. Maybe one of those vegan groups instead. Everyone is offended by BBQ puppy.


Hi am new to all of this, read your post and almost spat coffee all over myself! I do believe that antagonising either pregnant women or new mothers is a very very dangerous game to play.
:)