life's little annoyances

[Bateman]

This one goes to the fat cunt that was sitting behind me at 07:03 this morning on the train with his IPOD volume cranked up playing some sort of gansta rap. At 7:25 you then decided to eat a mars bar like it was your last meal.

At 7:40 you was going to get fucked up by me, luckily for you and our fellow passengers you decided to exit the train at 7:35.

Always tomorrow

[Jimmy Boogaloo]

lol

Humans aren't evolved to cope with being couped up with each other, it's a wonder people don't go postal more often.

[sjharvey]

This one goes to the fat cunt that was sitting behind me at 07:03 this morning on the train with his IPOD volume cranked up playing some sort of gansta rap. At 7:25 you then decided to eat a mars bar like it was your last meal.

At 7:40 you was going to get fucked up by me, luckily for you and our fellow passengers you decided to exit the train at 7:35.

Always tomorrow

Little touchy first thing in the morning are we?

[TheUnfitOne]

Just 15 mins ago I just had some fucker in the queue in Tescos coughing into my face from a couple of feet away, put your hand over your mouth and turn away you filthy cunt

[Galen Frost]

Went out for a drink friday night and was sitting near this family. One of the sons who was in his 20's started making comments about my mate (My mate always makes an effort when he goes out in terms of dress sense). This bloke was apparently saying "Who does he think he is some sort of pop star" for no reason at all to try and spark a response from him.

We were just sitting there minding our own business so why did he feel the need to try and take the piss out of a total stranger? Lucky I didnt hear this (my mate told me about it afterwards) - because id of had to of said something like who are you to critisize him with your dirty chavvy t shirt on you vile scruffy CUNT

I hate people like that. Id never start insulting innocent people.

[andrew123]

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[Sledge]

I have to restrain myself from committing acts of extreme violence everyday on the bus.

[C.K.A.Martial Arts]

My problem is the current standard of lazy bastards that want to turn up for training when they feel like it.

I have heard every excuse in the book ~ but the best is when they go around bragging about being a Black Belt or a Cage Fighter.

If you going to train then you turn up with all the kit you need and the attitude that its going to be hard.

Turning up with out a gum shield, gloves or even your Gi is not an excuse to then use " I will have to leave it tonight then " - turn up with your kit and stop moaning about being hurt.

went in Hospital Thursday - back at my classes on Monday on sticks and still had numerous students ringing saying " I have a sore finger " - " I have a bad foot ".

Lazy Bastards.

[AndrewC]

I have to restrain myself from committing acts of extreme violence everyday on the bus.

Ditto, you get the detritus of society on the buses in Walthamstow. Chavs/Raggamuffins playing loud music from their phones; out of control kids, loud telephone conversations. I just stick the ipod on and drown out the madness!!

[sjharvey]

My problem is the current standard of lazy bastards that want to turn up for training when they feel like it.

I have heard every excuse in the book ~ but the best is when they go around bragging about being a Black Belt or a Cage Fighter.

If you going to train then you turn up with all the kit you need and the attitude that its going to be hard.

Turning up with out a gum shield, gloves or even your Gi is not an excuse to then use " I will have to leave it tonight then " - turn up with your kit and stop moaning about being hurt.

went in Hospital Thursday - back at my classes on Monday on sticks and still had numerous students ringing saying " I have a sore finger " - " I have a bad foot ".

Lazy Bastards.

I myself have a very high pain threshold. I've done heavy squats with a broken toe in the past for example. 3 years ago hurt my back, nothing major but for like a week had to get out of bed bent over and lean on things of varying heights to eventually stand up straight. apart from what they gave me in the hospital I didn't take any pain killers, and still would stand up to cook my food and stuff.

Back in the gym 2 1/2 weeks later.

Whenever I've had a severe migraine however I'm a complete pill popping baby. Complete opposite.

Point being that everyone has a different tolerance level for different types of pain.

You might be right but it's not always down to laziness.

[andrew123]

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[Bateman]

I have to restrain myself from committing acts of extreme violence everyday on the bus.

Public transport is the new 'pavement arena'



Just 15 mins ago I just had some fucker in the queue in Tescos coughing into my face from a couple of feet away, put your hand over your mouth and turn away you filthy cunt

A strike to the throat would have probably helped him out , always next time :)

[ross90]

it's not always down to laziness.

A lot of the time, and all of the excuses C.K.A was saying, is complete laziness. You will see it more when you start training, lads phoning in for pathetic reasons when all they wanted was a way out of training and to be lazy fuckers.

Like i said you'll notice when you begin your training, you might even be one of them yourself. Who knows...

[sjharvey]

A lot of the time, and all of the excuses C.K.A was saying, is complete laziness. You will see it more when you start training, lads phoning in for pathetic reasons when all they wanted was a way out of training and to be lazy fuckers.

Like i said you'll notice when you begin your training, you might even be one of them yourself. Who knows...

I just know that there are some days where I feel like shit and tired cause I don't always sleep well and if I wait till the next day to do the workout I had planned that day I often have a better workout.

Since when did listening to your body become a bad thing?

And no I would not turn up then halfarse it. That would be a waste of time.

[Bateman]

I just know that there are some days where I feel like shit and tired cause I don't always sleep well and if I wait till the next day to do the workout I had planned that day I often have a better workout.

Since when did listening to your body become a bad thing?

And no I would not turn up then halfarse it. That would be a waste of time.

haha , excuses already lol

[ross90]

I just know that there are some days where I feel like shit and tired cause I don't always sleep well and if I wait till the next day to do the workout I had planned that day I often have a better workout.

Since when did listening to your body become a bad thing?

And no I would not turn up then halfarse it. That would be a waste of time.

I never said turn up and half arse it, i said make up fuckin gay excuses not to train. "i was tired from work" or maybe "i twisted my ankle today whilst carrying a particularly heavy cup of tea"

Listening to your body isnt a bad thing, i never said that. I mean with the shitty excuses to not train. If your too tired to train and you have to put it off til the next day you probably will be one of these people ringing up with shit excuses. Im tired, for me. Is a gay excuse. Man the fuck up and get down the gym, tiredness is not a fucking injury, it is a feeling that you can overcome.

1 or 2 hours a night will not kill you. Your already making excuses people hear all the time, might as well not bother starting training at all, save yourself and your instructor the trouble.

[sjharvey]

I never said turn up and half arse it, i said make up fuckin gay excuses not to train. "i was tired from work" or maybe "i twisted my ankle today whilst carrying a particularly heavy cup of tea"

Listening to your body isnt a bad thing, i never said that. I mean with the shitty excuses to not train. If your too tired to train and you have to put it off til the next day you probably will be one of these people ringing up with shit excuses. Im tired, for me. Is a gay excuse. Man the fuck up and get down the gym, tiredness is not a fucking injury, it is a feeling that you can overcome.

1 or 2 hours a night will not kill you. Your already making excuses people hear all the time, might as well not bother starting training at all mate.

Yeah when I say tired I mean to the point where you're wobbly on your feet, light headed and can barely stay awake.

Training like that is when people get clumsy and hurt themselves.

[ross90]

Yeah when I say tired I mean to the point where you're wobbly on your feet, light headed and can barely stay awake.

Training like that is when people get clumsy and hurt themselves.

Oh you poor soul. Yeah my bad.....I understand now, that sounds simply awful. Fancy getting all light headed and wobbly on your feet you poor little lamb. You get your beauty sleep, Im sure your instructor wont mind you missing a night or 4.


Bless him.

[sjharvey]

Oh you poor soul. Yeah my bad.....I understand now, that sounds simply awful. Fancy getting all light headed and wobbly on your feet you poor little lamb. You get your beauty sleep, Im sure your instructor wont mind you missing a night or 4.


Bless him.

You're a real idiot sometimes. Forget it, I'm not getting into this with you.

[ross90]

You're a real idiot sometimes. Forget, I'm not getting into this with you.

And your a fucking girl, putting of training 'til whatever month, then talking about it as if your some sort of hardcore guy that trains all of the time. "yeah i lifted weights with a broken toe....." <<wow dedication right there.

Then admitting to us that you wouldn't go to training if you were tired. Complete fanny. Good Im glad your not going to post any of your illiterate, dumbass borderline disabled posts.

[sjharvey]

And your a fucking girl, putting of training 'til whatever month, then talking about it as if your some sort of hardcore guy that trains all of the time. "yeah i lifted weights with a broken toe....." <<wow dedication right there.

Then admitting to us that you wouldn't go to training if you were tired. Complete fanny. Good Im glad your not going to post any of your illiterate, dumbass borderline disabled posts.

Tiredness+fatigue+significant weakness and lack of energy+training anyway to not look lazy=stupidity.

I repeat. Idiotic "oooooh I better go in case people think I'm lazy" bullshit.

What a load of bollocks.

[Plasticpaddy]

This one goes to the fat cunt that was sitting behind me at 07:03 this morning on the train with his IPOD volume cranked up playing some sort of gansta rap. At 7:25 you then decided to eat a mars bar like it was your last meal.

At 7:40 you was going to get fucked up by me, luckily for you and our fellow passengers you decided to exit the train at 7:35.

Always tomorrow

Mate, I was on the 7.10 Leeds - Kings Cross last week when I guy plonks himself down across the table from me, huffing and puffing away before unloading enough phones, laptops, ipods etc to build a new f**king Stargate.
He spent 15 minutes getting up and sitting down before settling in.
Then he gets up again and unloads what looks like a ram raid at Boots worth of medicine for what I was shortly to discover was some vicious strain of Bubonic plague. He coughed, sneezed and spluttered away whilst banging the crap out of his laptop keys as if they were hidden under bubble wrap - all the while he is eating a toasty loudly with his mouth open and remained blissfully unaware of the noise he's making due to some shite tune on his ipod.

Death on the Kings Cross Express!

[ross90]

Tiredness+fatigue+significant weakness and lack of energy+training anyway to not look lazy=stupidity.

I repeat. Idiotic "oooooh I better go in case people think I'm lazy" bullshit.

What a load of bollocks.

Show your instructor this formula, its guaranteed to work. People on here know a bullshit excuse, more-so the trainers. So it doesn't wash mate, we all get tired and fatigued, we still train, and we train hard.

Do you think that any of the Pro fighters on here got where they are by taking days off when they were a bit tired? It was hard work and dedication that got them there, they still have day jobs as well, Its not just you.

[sjharvey]

Show your instructor this formula, its guaranteed to work. People on here know a bullshit excuse, more-so the trainers. So it doesn't wash mate, we all get tired and fatigued, we still train, and we train hard.

Do you think that any of the Pro fighters on here got where they are by taking days off when they were a bit tired? It was hard work and dedication that got them there, they still have day jobs as well, Its not just you.

But you don't progress and get any better in that state. When I feel good my cardio is good, when I lack energy it's shit. I do it anyway but there is definatly a noticeable difference.

This is coming from someone who has had many many workouts tired as fuck so I know from experience what I am talking about on this one.

[sjharvey]

Yes I get what you mean but I'm just saying that it's not ideal.

[ross90]

But you don't progress and get any better in that state. When I feel good my cardio is good, when I lack energy it's shit. I do it anyway but there is definatly a noticeable difference.

This is coming from someone who has had many many workouts tired as fuck so I know from experience what I am talking about on this one.

Ok then.....

[Bateman]

Mate, I was on the 7.10 Leeds - Kings Cross last week when I guy plonks himself down across the table from me, huffing and puffing away before unloading enough phones, laptops, ipods etc to build a new f**king Stargate.
He spent 15 minutes getting up and sitting down before settling in.
Then he gets up again and unloads what looks like a ram raid at Boots worth of medicine for what I was shortly to discover was some vicious strain of Bubonic plague. He coughed, sneezed and spluttered away whilst banging the crap out of his laptop keys as if they were hidden under bubble wrap - all the while he is eating a toasty loudly with his mouth open and remained blissfully unaware of the noise he's making due to some shite tune on his ipod.

Death on the Kings Cross Express!

its funny how these rude selfish people dont realise how close they are to some seriously violent people ! I say let them know next time ...

[woo]

I'd like to have a chat with the genius that thought popcorn was a good movie snack.

Without fail I get a seat near the guy/girl unable to eat and breathe through their nose. They then chomp, mouth open, and manage to make the carton last the entire movie!

[ShaolinSubz02]

I have 'ejected' many people off the central line at Mile End for getting on whilst I am getting off. What do I get??

[Flame]

Someone coughing or sneezing inches from my face really pisses me off, i have to restrain myself from really hurting the person. Old people that get in my way, even when trying to get around them they tend to block me off.

[sjharvey]

Someone coughing or sneezing inches from my face really pisses me off, i have to restrain myself from really hurting the person. Old people that get in my way, even when trying to get around them they tend to block me off.

lmao both of those things are really annoying. Getting blocked off by a row of old people on the high street.

Or when I'm walking behind someone slow then try to go around them and they happen to move right in front of me increasing my frustration 10 fold.

[mack3333]

- The kids who walk by the golf course I play at and think it's hilariously original to shout "FORE!"

- People who walk really slowly in the supermarket. In fact, just slow people generally. You don't have to rush everywhere, but at least move at a decent pace or gtfo of the way.

- I don't know why, but barely being acknowledged at a petrol station or shop counter, really pisses me off. It's not asking much to say "hi" (especially when I say it first), or thanks when I hand over the money.

Oh, and blacks.








..joke :D

[WCR]

Cnut on the train next to me on my way to work today. Had an old school mobile phone playing one of those sh1tty old games on it with the volume on. You don't need to be Einstein to figure out that sound is going to really irritate your fellow passenegers. He's thick or ignorant or just trying to be a cnut.

I fantasized about face stomping him for the first few stops, then just asked him to turn the sound off. First of all, he looked at me like i'd just broken in to his home and pissed on his kids while they slept, but then he did turn the volume off.

[Flame]

lmao both of those things are really annoying. Getting blocked off by a row of old people on the high street.

Or when I'm walking behind someone slow then try to go around them and they happen to move right in front of me increasing my frustration 10 fold.

I get a kick out of beating them to the checkouts, to get served. Another thing those people that get on the bus and smell, its either piss, shit or BO or all 3.

[scotty_82]

Those people who seem to think it is their right to push into a traffic queue right at the end whilst the rest of us mugs do the stereotypical british past time of sitting nicely in line.

[ross90]

Those people who seem to think it is their right to push into a traffic queue right at the end whilst the rest of us mugs do the stereotypical british past time of sitting nicely in line.

I had a fight with a bloke over this once. I was in the outside lane (the one to go straight over or turn right) and there was a lane going up the inside (only for turning left) he flew past everybody and tried to cut in front of me. I never made more than an inch of a gap and he was trying his luck to push in. Revving the tits off it, I told him to fuck off. So the big solid man got out, started giving it big licks outside my window, calling me all the names under the sun, he threatened to smash my window

"Get out here or I'll fuckin smash your window and drag you out" I think were his words. As he cocked his hand back i went to open my door because im fucked if im gonna let someone smash my window, i jumped out of the car and he swung a wild stupid gay punch, i ducked it, left right and threw a big left hook that put him on his arse. He was laid face down on the grass verge at the side of the road. So i got back in the car and drove off and left him there, to the cheers and beeps of a few cars because the nob head got his just desserts.

Was sat there for a good minute or so, lights were on green but everybody wanted to see it lmao! so everything just stood still, tried to ignore him, tried to calmly drive off, his aggressive driving and giving me the fingers so i told him were to go, as soon as i got out he attacked me after several threats, so i laid him out.

But yeah, I fuckin hate people like that lol.


*cool story bro

[scotsmmafan]

its always the fat bastards.


no matter where you go & how big the pavement/ ailse/ path, the fat cunts always fill the space.

slow walking/ zig zagging bastards too.

[TheUnfitOne]

...I don't know why, but barely being acknowledged at a petrol station or shop counter, really pisses me off. It's not asking much to say "hi" (especially when I say it first), or thanks when I hand over the money.

I just shout "THANK YOU, GOODBYE!" to ignorant fuckers behind the counter

[oebs1]

I have 'ejected' many people off the central line at Mile End for getting on whilst I am getting off. What do I get??

This one!

What do you want me to do? jump over you? MOVE!! Does my nut in no end, the cunts!

[sjharvey]

This one!

What do you want me to do? jump over you? MOVE!! Does my nut in no end, the cunts!

Oh yeah that one is annoying. How can you get off the train if people won't move their asses out of the way. Simple rudeness.

[Wendle]

I had a parcel guy virtually kick my front door in today, even though the twat had already rang the fucking bell. There was only about 1 or 2 seconds in between the bell & the four bangs on the door.

I ran thinking there had been some kind of incident outside. When I saw it was just the parcel guy I asked what the emergency was. I felt like ramming his head through the letterbox, good job receiving the parcel (a new laptop) perked my mood up.

[simonmobiledisco]

have you seen Michael MacIntire talk about letting people off the tube?

[Bateman]

- The kids who walk by the golf course I play at and think it's hilariously original to shout "FORE!"



I wonder if frakes would shout "FIRE" in a manly voice as he passed by the T's

[JonathanFrakes]

I wonder if frakes would shout "FIRE" in a manly voice as he passed by the T's

Yes I would. Although if I had my way the game would be renamed as "Golt".

[ShaolinSubz02]

have you seen Michael MacIntire talk about letting people off the tube?

No. Got a link? The usual way I get off the tube against the stream of ignorant commuters fighting for a seat is going to get me in trouble with the law

[ShaolinSubz02]

Had someone on the tube yesterday laughing with his firend as he went through every ring tone on the phone in full. I endured this for three stops with everyone in the carridge burying their heads into the paper or tut tutting away whilst saying naada, I finally told him to turn it off or get off - they both got off.

I have literally faced a wall of people trying to get on the central line and had to stop and tell them to move or be moved, Jesus some people are so dumb and most of them live in or connect trains in Mile End :mad:

[Bateman]

Often I get the company of a large African woman on my train journeys. For 30 mins she will be speaking loudly on her phone. Its not constantly loud, it comes in waves normaly followed by raucous laughter and then a bit of teeth sucking. Mainly over weight with +2 shopping bags and when she gets up at her station (still on her phone) she says "Am getting off the train now , got to go " WTF !! why cant you call them when you get off the train ffs !

Also why is it the fattest cunt going will try and sit in that middle seat on the train ? you know the bench of 3 , fatty wants the middle one which can normaly only accomodate a super model !

[Neil_4a]

Dick heads on mobile phones!

Both should be banned, but its a lot harder to ban dickheads than mobiles!

Mobiles in public places should be banned full stop, nothing good has come from mobile phones. The world functioned fine without them, infact they have made life more hard work! I have one, but its always on silent, ill phone you back when im not going to be annoying the living piss out of everyone in a 20m radius!

[Wiegieboard]

Yeah when I say tired I mean to the point where you're wobbly on your feet, light headed and can barely stay awake.

Training like that is when people get clumsy and hurt themselves.

I agree with this. The reason that half of the people who train are walking train wrecks and are racked with injuries is because they just push it and push it without any sense of regard for their bodies. They want to be like the guys who are able to just train and train when quite simply their bodies aren't able. Very often, you get people having to stay out for months on end because of chronic fatigue and other serious injuries caused by training when they shouldn't have been. Some people need more rest. It's as simple as that. On top of that, some people train for the purpose of recreation.
Some folk though, do kind of fanny people about. If I'm ever missing training, it's as simple as "I won't be in on Friday lads" etc. as to allow people time to re-arrange whatever they need to.

[Wiegieboard]

I'd like to have a chat with the genius that thought popcorn was a good movie snack.

Without fail I get a seat near the guy/girl unable to eat and breathe through their nose. They then chomp, mouth open, and manage to make the carton last the entire movie!

Ooooh fuck! I stopped going to the cinema because of this shit!
I also get the wee fanny who laughs and talks through the whole film like Beavis or Butthead. Just can't handle it.

[Jimmy Boogaloo]

people getting in your way when you're trying to get off the train / or assuming you'll move out of their way when you're walking in opposite directions... annoying.

i find in situations like this - alright, I deal with it badly and often act like a prick, sue me - i walk straight into them. it's like, if they are happy enough not to move, surely they're happy to bump into me. Fuck it, I'm happy to bump into them, let's see what happens :)

sometimes people get upset and they're all 'Dude, why you push me down the stairs?' - 'fuckinell, I think you broke my arm' - 'I'm 8 months pregnant for Christ's sake'

I just laugh and walk on.

[Galen Frost]

sometimes people get upset and they're all 'Dude, why you push me down the stairs?' - 'fuckinell, I think you broke my arm' - 'I'm 8 months pregnant for Christ's sake'


HAHAHHA creased at that.

Oh yeh cinema's are terrible, i always come close to losing my rag in there.. why the hell do people go and talk all the way through - every time i go theres some total cocksmokers.. whats the point in paying to go and see a film just to sit there and not watch it :mad:

[sjharvey]

I agree with this. The reason that half of the people who train are walking train wrecks and are racked with injuries is because they just push it and push it without any sense of regard for their bodies. They want to be like the guys who are able to just train and train when quite simply their bodies aren't able. Very often, you get people having to stay out for months on end because of chronic fatigue and other serious injuries caused by training when they shouldn't have been. Some people need more rest. It's as simple as that. On top of that, some people train for the purpose of recreation.
Some folk though, do kind of fanny people about. If I'm ever missing training, it's as simple as "I won't be in on Friday lads" etc. as to allow people time to re-arrange whatever they need to.

Thank you.

I think I've crashed my immune system a few times too. One minute I'm having a great workout hitting pb's, the next morning I feel like I have a cold.

Over training is real, so is under recovering, or a combination the two.

I've found that it can be caused by either too much effort or to much volume, depends on what you're doing and your current fitness level ect.....

Deep quality sleep is definitely critical no matter what sort of training you are engaging in.

[Bateman]

its so ironic that you are posting on this thread ...

[sjharvey]

its so ironic that you are posting on this thread ...

I posted a reasonable opinion so quit bitching.

[Plastikman]

I posted a reasonable opinion so quit bitching.

Kinda missing the point there.

[sjharvey]

Kinda missing the point there.

No. I didn't.

[Leesin]

He just meant that you're a little annoyance. No one cares about your opinion.

[JonathanFrakes]

Some people say that their beard causes irritation.

But irritate is one of the evil E words.

Thus their beard must not be truly manly.

[Torre]

Mine are:

1, Slow fat people in the mall, at uni and basically anywhere. No matter what route I choose, they always waddle in my way. They make me want to go Cro Cop on them.

2, Fucking gypsies listening to music on their phones everywhere.

3, People smoking in the streets, it should be banned in all public places.

4, Old people trying to start conversations with me when they are sitting next to me on buses/trains/wherever.

[Leesin]

People that eat with their mouths open, that sloppy chomping noise really fucking pisses me off. If you can't breath through your nose then atleast stop chewing to take a breath then continue with your mouth shut. You fuck.

Old people that all run infront of you when you're casually walking to a que or already queing up, like it's some kind of race or they're worried they're going to drop dead anytime now, get over it oldies, I would have let you go infront of me anyway, but old age doesn't allow you to be so fucking rude as to basically push in.

Women with their double buggies and kids tagging along that decide to stop dead centre in the middle of a walkway in the town centre or something similiar. The most annoyong one a little while ago was a woman who did this IN A SHOP DOORWAY, yes don't mind me, just trying to get out whilst you block the entire fucking doorway with your double buggy and your random kids hanging off your arms and legs you selfish little slut, if you had spent more time with your legs closed and learning some basic manners and common sense you wouldn't be such a cunt.

Venting done for now. :D

[Galen Frost]

Mobiles in public places should be banned full stop, nothing good has come from mobile phones. The world functioned fine without them, infact they have made life more hard work! I have one, but its always on silent, ill phone you back when im not going to be annoying the living piss out of everyone in a 20m radius!

Some people are just stupid with them. At work we have this really small staff room (only 4 seats). Every lunch I go in there and this woman is in there on her phone. All she does is ring her mom who she sees every day anyway and just says the same things. Its a fucking annoyance when im trying to chill out and eat my dinner when some loudmouth CUNT is spurting the same old irritating shit down the phone. She spends her whole lunch break on it. Whats the point really!!

[Plastikman]

Bastard fucking clouds of volcanic ash piss me RIGHT off.

[BlueRabbit]

People that don't clear up after their dogs is a major fucking irritant. No one where I live bothers. The fields are 50% grass and 50% turd. The fields are one thing, but the pavements are another. You can't walk more than 5 feet without having to dodge a pile. Cuntoids!

[ShaolinSubz02]

People that don't clear up after their dogs is a major fucking irritant. No one where I live bothers. The fields are 50% grass and 50% turd. The fields are one thing, but the pavements are another. You can't walk more than 5 feet without having to dodge a pile. Cuntoids!

I got a good one for you. I lived in a block of flats that was a little rough. Having to deal with the needles and piss in the stairwell was enough but to top it off I kept leaving my building after avoiding all this mess only to put my foot in dog shit right at the front doorway. EVERY MORNING a strategic planned poop!!

My flat looked over the doorway (from the 3rd floor) so I kept an eye out and it turned out every morning a posh looking woman would walk her dog and then make it take a shit on the pavement outside my flats. EVERY MORNING

I set about making a poster with a large picture of a dog similar to hers on fire with the tag line WOMAN MOURNS DOG after letting it SHIT on flat steps and stuck it all round that section of the building. Never caught her reading it but the instances of shit on shoe were reduced drastically

[thai-jitsu]

All the Jesus botherers that park in my street.

I thought Sundays were for that kinda thing but these douches are there every night & dont understand the concept of sharing a car.

Obviously, God wont let global warming ruin his planet so they can all take a car each & take up both sides of an entire street, forcing people to reverse back the length of it if cars come in opposing directions.

Dont even get me started on days when theres a funeral. Their inconsiderate behaviour is way past a little annoyance.

[Duchman]

stop taking roids dude.

i like giving hugs

[sjharvey]

A year and a half ago some guy in his forty's almost knocked the the bar out of my hands while I was benching.

I had to wrestle back control of the bar.

I had a right go at him, always make sure to stay well the fuck out of his way now.

Careless and fucking stupid fuck, could have wrenched my shoulder out all because he couldn't wait a few fucking seconds for me to finish so he could grab a plate that was nearby.

[Valour5]

I fucking hate it when people take ages at check-out queues (or choose to pay by card)
I fucking hate it when people fuck around and take ages at cash machines (single scruffy mothers checking the balance on about 6 different accounts and then taking a tenner out of each etc.)
I fucking hate people who allow there kids to run riot/misbehave in public (especially in a boozer or supermarket)

[mack3333]

The phrase "no need to shout."

I just repeated something to you 3 times and you still didn't hear it - "THERE WAS EVERY NEED!"

:D

[oebs1]

A year and a half ago some guy in his forty's almost knocked the the bar out of my hands while I was benching.

I had to wrestle back control of the bar.

I had a right go at him, always make sure to stay well the fuck out of his way now.

Careless and fucking stupid fuck, could have wrenched my shoulder out all because he couldn't wait a few fucking seconds for me to finish so he could grab a plate that was nearby.

If you're not trolling. You must be the biggest pussy going here

[sjharvey]

If you're not trolling. You must be the biggest pussy going here

And if you can't see how that is dangerous then you must be quite stupid. Seriously.

Heavy benching.

Someone walks right into one end of the bar whilst I'm half way through a set.

I almost lose control of the bar.

You can't see how that could have caused an accident?

Seriously.

You're either stupid or just trying to start something.

[ross90]

And if you can't see how that is dangerous then you must be quite stupid. Seriously.

Heavy benching.

Someone walks right into one end of the bar whilst I'm half way through a set.

I almost lose control of the bar.

You can't see how that could have caused an accident?

Seriously.

You're either stupid or just trying to start something.

Did you say....start something? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPTsmswQVwg)

[sjharvey]

Did you say....start something?

http://mexfiles.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/dick.jpg

[ross90]

http://mexfiles.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/dick.jpg

I thought it was quite original.

[Wiegieboard]

Did you say....start something? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPTsmswQVwg)

I must admit that I did have a little chuckle at this. I also listened to micky j for an hour or so afterwards.

[Bateman]

Some fat bitch decided to conitnue planning her wedding on the 7:20 train this morning, phoning every cunt she knew. Did she just want us to know that she actualy had a boyfriend ?

1) Who is the sad Beta cunt marrying her

2) Why couldnt she do this whilst walking to work on her own.


I hate these fucking people

[Jimmy Boogaloo]

bus drivers who blank people waiting at stops and drive straight past, claiming the bus is full when there's blatantly space for a few more people, no trouble.

bus drivers who refuse to open the front doors of the bus when everyone is getting off at the station, just because they have the excuse to deliberately hold people up.

bus drivers who won't let you off the bus when you're stuck in stationary traffic.

there are many cool bus drivers, fucking awesome, but there are some total wankers among those good people.

[londonpride]

I myself have a very high pain threshold. I've done heavy squats with a broken toe in the past for example. 3 years ago hurt my back, nothing major but for like a week had to get out of bed bent over and lean on things of varying heights to eventually stand up straight. apart from what they gave me in the hospital I didn't take any pain killers, and still would stand up to cook my food and stuff.

Back in the gym 2 1/2 weeks later.

Whenever I've had a severe migraine however I'm a complete pill popping baby. Complete opposite.

Point being that everyone has a different tolerance level for different types of pain.

You might be right but it's not always down to laziness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08

[londonpride]

bus drivers who blank people waiting at stops and drive straight past, claiming the bus is full when there's blatantly space for a few more people, no trouble.

bus drivers who refuse to open the front doors of the bus when everyone is getting off at the station, just because they have the excuse to deliberately hold people up.

bus drivers who won't let you off the bus when you're stuck in stationary traffic.

there are many cool bus drivers, fucking awesome, but there are some total wankers among those good people.

bus drivers = total cunts.

cut people up all the time, drive all over the road, unhelpful cunts if you have a question.

[londonpride]

Tiredness+fatigue+significant weakness and lack of energy+training anyway to not look lazy=stupidity.

I repeat. Idiotic "oooooh I better go in case people think I'm lazy" bullshit.

What a load of bollocks.

but you have an amazingly high pain threshold, a slight bit of tiredness is surely no match for your super human toughness.

-----------

list of annoyances:

1. cunts who when driving and sat at a traffic light sit 4 cars length behind the car infront whilst you're struggling to squeeze past them to go down the slip lane and turn left/right. MOVE FUCKING FORWARD YOU IGNORANT CUNT

2. eating with mouth open - no fucking excuse, dirty cunts, epsecially when in nice restaurants - i don't want to see the chewed up remains of your saliva and half of a cow you just shoved down your neck.

3. general rudeness - sneezing in your face, cutting in a queue, loud talking/music on public transport etc.

[sjharvey]

but you have an amazingly high pain threshold, a slight bit of tiredness is surely no match for your super human toughness.

-----------

list of annoyances:

1. cunts who when driving and sat at a traffic light sit 4 cars length behind the car infront whilst you're struggling to squeeze past them to go down the slip lane and turn left/right. MOVE FUCKING FORWARD YOU IGNORANT CUNT

2. eating with mouth open - no fucking excuse, dirty cunts, epsecially when in nice restaurants - i don't want to see the chewed up remains of your saliva and half of a cow you just shoved down your neck.

3. general rudeness - sneezing in your face, cutting in a queue, loud talking/music on public transport etc.

I do train, just not in mma yet. Strength training and conditioning training. Takes up 5-6 days of my week at the moment. That is training. Mma will follow soon.

[Neil_4a]

I do train, just not in mma yet. Strength training and conditioning training. Takes up 5-6 days of my week at the moment. That is training. Mma will follow soon.

When dude? also 5-6 days dont leave a lot of spare time, you gonna drop a conditioning day?

[sjharvey]

When dude? also 5-6 days dont leave a lot of spare time, you gonna drop a conditioning day?

I'll change it around a bit then when the time comes.

[Jimmy Boogaloo]

cutting in a queue.

agreed, the walk-straight-past-you queuing technique fucking pisses me off.

Also - formatting in MS word. you fucking want to change one bit and it cunts your entire document, like that's what you wanted. you might as well have a button on the keyboard which fucking ruins any documents you have open and press it 3 times a day.

[BlueRabbit]

Tit tape.

She totters along, paps jiggling in time with her stride. With each step, her tittybangs inch closer to freedom. You prepare yourself for an eyeful of luscious boobalooba, but are denied a nipple wink by a peice of sticky plastic. Her dignity remains intact. Your disappointment is palpable.

[Plastikman]

Tit tape.

She totters along, paps jiggling in time with her stride. With each step, her tittybangs inch closer to freedom. You prepare yourself for an eyeful of luscious boobalooba, but are denied a nipple wink by a peice of sticky plastic. Her dignity remains intact. Your disappointment is palpable.

Dude that creative writing course down the job centre is really paying off. Keep it up!

[BlueRabbit]

Dude that creative writing course down the job centre is really paying off. Keep it up!

Job Centre? How fucking dare you. I'm middle class! ;) And it's not creative; I'm a perv.

[JayRat]

I hate stupid women with those feckin double prams that think just cause they got pregnant before they did their G.C.S.Es they can keep walking and run you over with that feckin bastard filled pram!!!!!

[ross90]

I hate stupid women with those feckin double prams that think just cause they got pregnant before they did their G.C.S.Es they can keep walking and run you over with that feckin bastard filled pram!!!!!

such hatred young fellow. Its lifes little annoyances, not murder every mother in england.

[Zanmato]

I hate stupid women with those feckin double prams that think just cause they got pregnant before they did their G.C.S.Es they can keep walking and run you over with that feckin bastard filled pram!!!!!

I saw 2 young women walking down the street with TRIPLE buggies today. How you would have fumed!

[sjharvey]

The middle class. They think that anyone that wears tracksuit bottoms and a hoody is a chav.

[sjharvey]

The way brown rice takes twice as long to cook as white rice.

[BlueRabbit]

The middle class. They think that anyone that wears tracksuit bottoms and a hoody is a chav.

Oh, the irony.

Stereotyping those that you think have stereotyped others.

[sjharvey]

Oh, the irony.

Stereotyping those that you think have stereotyped others.

I was joking.

[BlueRabbit]

I was joking.

No you weren't.

[sjharvey]

No you weren't.

You're right I wasn't, I was taking the piss. Happy? Seriously, I don't sreiotype. I was just taking the piss because you said you're middle class. That's all that was.

[BlueRabbit]

You're right I wasn't, I was taking the piss. Happy? Seriously, I don't sreiotype. I was just taking the piss because you said you're middle class. That's all that was.

Yes, I am happy now, thankyou. And all people who wear tracksuits (tucked in their socks) and caps are chavs. As are people who wear Henley or Evisu jeans. Peasants. ;)

[James Khan]

Oh, the irony.

Stereotyping those that you think have stereotyped others.

Its true though

[Wiegieboard]

I saw 2 young women walking down the street with TRIPLE buggies today. How you would have fumed!

Britain needs bigger pavements! In Texas you could drive a Hummvee down the pavements. Problem solved before it existed!

[simonmobiledisco]

I can't believe how many people here either fight professionally or spend several days a week punching semi-strangers in the face for entertainment and having the favour returned, but can't ask a kid to turn off their phone or tell someone when they are being rude.


Good old British politeness

[londonpride]

Britain needs bigger pavements! In Texas you could drive a Hummvee down the pavements. Problem solved before it existed!

at least you have paths, half the roads here don't :mad:

[londonpride]

I was joking.

that's the third time in the last few days you've said something critical then say "i was joking" when someones criticised your comment, lol.

and you said you're already training, it's completely different to mma training, weights and treadmills don't hit you.

[Smurfette5ft]

Britain needs bigger pavements! In Texas you could drive a Hummvee down the pavements. Problem solved before it existed!

True- and there is no public transportation here except for the elderly, overweight, and disabled. If you talk shit, you're gonna get your ass kicked, and no one will have "seen anything" when the cops respond. Life in Texas is sweet and simple. Too bad I'm moving to Cali :-(

[Nate1]

Some awesome threads.

1) In Clinton Cards the other day buying a card for my wife, the two lasses behind the counter continued their conversation about the weekend for about a minute and a half while i was stood there with card in hand waiting to pay, being completely ignored. I ended up throwing the card across the desk and walking out.

2) People who stop dead in front of you in town or on the pavements. they need bulldozing right out of the way. People who walk slowly and change their direction just as you go to walk around them so that they are in your way again!!

3) Arseholes that create plumes of cigarette smoke that you end up walking through and breathing in. Go and kill yourselves out of my breathing space.

I have more but I am getting angry writing these 3!!

[londonpride]

weed being illegal
drugs being expensive
pubs closing
monday mornings
being skint

[sjharvey]

that's the third time in the last few days you've said something critical then say "i was joking" when someones criticised your comment, lol.

and you said you're already training, it's completely different to mma training, weights and treadmills don't hit you.

1) I really was taking the piss

2) I don't use treadmills, or machines in general for any kind of training

3) Well DUH course they don't hit back, though a few months ago when I was still using the pull down machine, the fucking cable snapped two weeks in a row while I was using it. Second time the end of the snapped bit hit me on the forehead. Could have been my fucking eye. Maybe you should take that one back lol

[Bateman]

1) I really was taking the piss

2) I don't use treadmills, or machines in general for any kind of training

3) Well DUH course they don't hit back, though a few months ago when I was still using the pull down machine, the fucking cable snapped two weeks in a row while I was using it. Second time the end of the snapped bit hit me on the forehead. Could have been my fucking eye. Maybe you should take that one back lol

why come on here ? why not join a bodybuilding forum ?

[sjharvey]

why come on here ? why not join a bodybuilding forum ?

You're either trolling or just dumb. I'm NOT bodybuilding training. I WILL be training in mma. And most importantly, people that watch the sport come on here regardless if they train in it or not. Seriously, that was a fucking retarded question dude. I'm really gonna find useful mma stuff on a bodybuilding site, and I can't stand THAT sport at all.

[Bateman]

You're either trolling or just dumb. I'm NOT bodybuilding training. I WILL be training in mma. And most importantly, people that watch the sport come on here regardless if they train in it or not. Seriously, that was a fucking retarded question dude. I'm really gonna find usefull mma stuff on a bodybuilding site, and I stand THAT sport at all.

http://drinian.org/dump/riker-facepalm.jpg

[sjharvey]

I forget to put the word can't between "that" and "sport". And I use that term "sport" very loosely.

I really can't be bothered with this. (add to ignore list)

[Plastikman]

As of this thread, SJHarvey is going on my list of little annoyances.

Nate has hit the nail on the head with one of my more long term annoyances though:


2) People who stop dead in front of you in town or on the pavements. they need bulldozing right out of the way. People who walk slowly and change their direction just as you go to walk around them so that they are in your way again!!

MOTHERFUCKERS

[Plastikman]

And all people who wear tracksuits (tucked in their socks) and caps are chavs.

This reminds me of a worrying trend I noticed when I was living in the UK, little toerags in tracksuits, walking about town with both hands down the front of their pants, apparently holding their balls; what's the score with that?

[ShaolinSubz02]

This reminds me of a worrying trend I noticed when I was living in the UK, little toerags in tracksuits, walking about town with both hands down the front of their pants, apparently holding their balls; what's the score with that?

Oh man I hate that shit FFS get a life. You want to practically beat off in public as some kind of kudos card for tough guy, I bet if their Mum saw them doing that she would put chillie on his fingertips....

Another thing that annoys the Fook out of me is people wearing trousers BELOW your underpants. Now I dont mind baggy clothes at all, a little bit down is acceptable but why you exposing your entire skinny fucking out of shape ass to the shopping maul??????? Are you fucking nuts???? You see this shopping I am holding??? BAddabang!!! Badafuckingsmashbosh crack smap fucking smash these potatoes and canned tuna through your fucking saggy fucking paneted fucking wanna be touch guy ball scratching fiddler dinger fukcing head BITCH!

**phew... that feels a little better...**

[Bateman]

street lingo or wiggers, jafaicans , another one on my list. Whilst ear wigging conversations I like to try and understand what is going on. I often come across shit like the below.

"got late , din ee ! he is jar man, complete jagoff. I erd ee was over at rowandas crib aving a bit of blumpy. she aint got nuffing on me do gurl. aint it"

[Neil_4a]

street lingo or wiggers, jafaicans , another one on my list. Whilst ear wigging conversations I like to try and understand what is going on. I often come across shit like the below.

"got late , din ee ! he is jar man, complete jagoff. I erd ee was over at rowandas crib aving a bit of blumpy. she aint got nuffing on me do gurl. aint it"

Irritates the life out of me!!

Its ASK not AXE!!!!!!! Should be drowned, where not in south central son!

[londonpride]

lol at the bit about chavs and their hands down their trousers. it wasnt a trend when i left the uk a few years back, but we've got a young lad at our gym been out the uk for about a year and every night after training we all stand around talking and he'll stand there in his chav trackies/hoody and hand down trousers. took the piss many a time but he says it's 'how it's done' lol.

chavs, i shit 'em.

[andrew123]

...................

[Dragunov]

I fucking hate it when people fuck around and take ages at cash machines (single scruffy mothers checking the balance on about 6 different accounts and then taking a tenner out of each etc.)


This especially pisses me off! Leave the office at lunchtime to get cash out and buy food and some single mother goes through every account she's opened and doesnt take any money out. Get telephone banking and sit at home with your 6 kids while you see what money you dont have

[ross90]

lol at the bit about chavs and their hands down their trousers. it wasnt a trend when i left the uk a few years back, but we've got a young lad at our gym been out the uk for about a year and every night after training we all stand around talking and he'll stand there in his chav trackies/hoody and hand down trousers. took the piss many a time but he says it's 'how it's done' lol.

chavs, i shit 'em.

I would say that sounds painful but they all weigh about a stone wringin wet with boots on.

[Grizzly.]

If he was sat behind how did you know he was eating the Mars bar like it was his last meal??.. Did you keep looking round to gaze lovingly at his huge rotund belly? lol...

[Plastikman]

If he was sat behind how did you know he was eating the Mars bar like it was his last meal??.. Did you keep looking round to gaze lovingly at his huge rotund belly? lol...

What the fuck are you talking about?

[ShaolinSubz02]

This especially pisses me off! Leave the office at lunchtime to get cash out and buy food and some single mother goes through every account she's opened and doesnt take any money out. Get telephone banking and sit at home with your 6 kids while you see what money you dont have

LOL! harsh hahha

[wrestlewar]

Kids who think they are "ard" for doing things that are blatantly stupid

i was on the bus the other night with these two chavs sat at the back. one big one , one little one.

little one "me i'm a outlaw me, i get fined everywhere"

big one " truth , innit like,"

little one "i smoke where i wanna innit, bad lad me, smoke anywhere,"

big one "yeah like innit,"

little one "i'm known all over , smoke anywhere , i get fined , i'm bad me like proper good innit"

i swear i was gonna hit the little one because he thought he was awesome for smoking in places he wasn't supposed to. If thats his greatest triumph in life then i really do pity him as in a few short sharp years he'll either be a prison bitch or serving burgers

[MrHillman]

Chavs, I love em.

Hit em Ginger Kev

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6LMpUPRjVQ&feature=PlayList&p=CFCC7766BEE94AEE&playnext_from=PL&index=0&playnext=1

[wrestlewar]

Chavs, I love em.

Hit em Ginger Kev

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6LMpUPRjVQ&feature=PlayList&p=CFCC7766BEE94AEE&playnext_from=PL&index=0&playnext=1

that makes me wanna go out on a killing spree.Kill every chav i meet.

[MrHillman]

aaaand relax! lol

Make me wanna put on me nike air jordan's (crepes' i believe the homies call em)
put on ma brain harvey east 17 hat. and go love up some gal. innit

[Jimmy Boogaloo]

TTT for Brian Harvey running himself over

[MrHillman]

he is such a tool!

[foxy]

People touching fists and saying ''safe'' used to annoy me but i find it funny in a what the fuck are you playing at kid? kind of way.

Watching people walk past parked cars and cant stop looking at themselves in the reflection of the window.

A fat nob on my road always flings his doors wide open on his car without checking for cars

The nation's obsession with Z-list celebrities

text message speak

[Sengoku]

I got a good one for you. I lived in a block of flats that was a little rough. Having to deal with the needles and piss in the stairwell was enough but to top it off I kept leaving my building after avoiding all this mess only to put my foot in dog shit right at the front doorway. EVERY MORNING a strategic planned poop!!

My flat looked over the doorway (from the 3rd floor) so I kept an eye out and it turned out every morning a posh looking woman would walk her dog and then make it take a shit on the pavement outside my flats. EVERY MORNING

I set about making a poster with a large picture of a dog similar to hers on fire with the tag line WOMAN MOURNS DOG after letting it SHIT on flat steps and stuck it all round that section of the building. Never caught her reading it but the instances of shit on shoe were reduced drastically

dude your fucking crazy!! and hilarious :D

[andrew123]

...................

[PhilYHC]

the way that the secondary school kids round here think they are "fuckin' nails bruv" gets to me.

this lad was kicking a half brick down the road, and hoofed it straight into my foot...

me - "mind out mate, that bloody hurt!"

prick - "you wanna watch where your fucking walking mate"

me - "oh i see, its my fault...ok...no, wait, how about you FUCK OFF, CUNT!"

prick - after walking off down the road - "yeah? say it to my fucking face!"

LMAO!

that and the fact that they randomly walk out in the road without looking, and have taken to sitting in groups IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING PAVEMENT annoys me somewhat.

[andrew123]

...................

[wrestlewar]

yeah rude shop workers annoy me especially when you took the time to be nice.

fair enough they might have had a bad day so they might see you as another source of annoyance but thats no excuse.

i went to PC world to have a look for a new laptop, had been on the drink the night before and wasn't feeling too good, went in , had a look around then went to ask one of the assistants

me "hello there, could i have a few minutes just to ask you about the laptops over there,"

assistant , doesn't even acknowledge me while messing with the shelf then starts walking off.

me "ignorant fucking wanker then aye , you fat speccy eyed bastard!"

that got his attention as he steamed back at me.

assistant " what you call me?"

me "you heard fatty, i wanted some help but you wanted to be a dick so get me the fucking manager or fuck off out my face you little fucking hobbit,"

this did get the manager who i apologised to for my over reaction but he absolutely reamed the assistant out for acting like a twat and possibly losing a customer so he gave me a managers discount on any laptop i wanted.

so not all bad

[Dragunov]

Got another one! Was on my way home yesterday and some fat girl (maybe 14yrs old, still in school uniform with her chavvy mates) stops me and asks if I have a cigarette
The conversation goes like this

me: 'no'
Fat bird: 'ahhhhhh. skank man'
me: 'You're a fucking kid, you shouldn't be smoking'

Really winds me up

[Jimmy Boogaloo]

hey, kids have it rough these days, if they would like to relax with a refreshing cigarette, who are we to deny them this simple luxury? I don't smoke, but routinely carry cigarettes in case the local youngsters have run out. little scamps.

on the shop worker front, i'd prefer they were sullen and didn't give a fuck, rather than beaming forced smiles at me and trying and make some half-arsed conversation.

anyway, they must take so much shit from dickhead customers who treat them like dirt and don't say thank you, i'm happy to let them off if they want to be grumpy.

one thing i will say lol - PIN numbers. say you're gonna pay by card and you've put your card in the machine, you're looking, waiting for it to get ready so you can put your PIN in, even to the point where your fingers are on the key pad...

it really annoys me when they say 'Enter you PIN'

it's like, fuck you dude, i'm standing here about to do just that - it's not like I'm wandering about or looking at some bird's tits at a different till (well, not always)

'Enter your PIN' - makes my blood boil. Fuck yourself. I don't stand there saying 'Give me my receipt' as they go to hand it to me.

all shop workers are wankers, fuck those guys.

[Luke]

all shop workers are wankers, fuck those guys.

They're just doing their job.

[Jimmy Boogaloo]

You seem like a good bloke Luke.

i was using the clever and hilarious posting technique of completely changing my mind mid-post.

You're a mug :)

[ashy51]

I work part time in a supermarket and I can't fuckin stand customers so you can all fuck off! Ha, just kidding, but it is rather annoyin havin some miserable old fucking wench ignore me when I say hello at the till, then put their money down on the counter when I have my hand out waiting for it, makes me wanna just throw their change on the floor, twats.

Another which happened today, when you walk past someone whos smoking and they make no effort whatsoever to direct their second hand smoke in a different direction other than your face.

AND when ignorant fucks dont say thank you when you hold a door open for them, I feel like pulling them back and slamming their head in it a few times till they beg for forgiveness and apologise!

I think thats about it for today!

[andrew123]

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[Bateman]

Why walk down the train platform reading your book ? holding everyone up , put your fucking book away and read it later. Why walk and read ? Cunts...!!
Held me up for about 2-3 minutes in my busy day

[Jimmy Boogaloo]

haha my work mate does that^^

also, people texting, fucking about walking at 1mph on one of the busiest fuckin walkways in the country. Blood boils lol

[chuffy]

People who stop and have conversations in shop doorways then tut loudly when you have to push past them. Why can't they stand at the side?

Thoes people you get in long queues when shops are busy huffing and puffing, turning round and trying to start conversations with you saying "this is a disgrace". So what, it's busy! Plus, don't talk to me because I don't know you.

People who park at a petrol pump just to go in for juice or other shit but don't use it for petrol. Can they not park further back in the forecourt and leave the pump free?

Cunts that park in disabled spaces at the gym. I don't usually bother with people doing it at super markets but it's these knobers that park in the spaces that are going to the gym. Why do you need a spaz space when you are going to the gym?

Cunts who take on the big hard cases as their hand lugage on flights. by the time you get on there is no space for your bag above your seat.

As soon as the plane lands you get the cunts that get straight up to get their bags

Who are these people that clap when the plane lands?

I hate people at restaurants who watch you eat or look at your food when it is brough to your table. It really puts you off.

I hate kids that cough loudly.You know, that really annoying loud cough

Old people in fast food places. "Er...can I have a cup of tea........er...." *sigh loudly and face palm*


Old firm fans

People in restaurants who you can tell that they actually like complaining like it gives them a hard on. saying to the waitress "oh, it's no problem" then waiting untill she goes away and saying "bitch" then laughing to their pals.

Pedlars running around in cheap convertables with the shades on thinking they are the shit.

People who are shite at parking

[1inchPonch]

If you are doing anything other than looking where you are going while walking then you are obviously a cunt.

[steve_langford]

things I HATE

smoking! - full stop! its disgusting! it makes you smell! its god damn vile!

coffee and smoking breath! - if your gonna have a cup of coffee and a fag then brush your fucking teeth before you speak to me!

listening to music on public transport! - use your fucking ear phones!

till worker ignorance! - if i take the time to say hello to you, repay the favor! its not my fault you work behind a till!

bus drivers! - stop thinking your hard because your hiding behind a piece of perspex with your macho man sun glasses on, wearing a pair of fucking weight lifting gloves!

moaning old people! - who gives a fuck if the bus is late?! its here now! get on it! you might never make Lidl!

Tinchy Stryder, Lee Nelson, Ali G, Dr Dre wannabe gangsters! - I fucking hate you the most! pull your trousers up! take that pebble out your left shoe and learn to speak a bit of the queens! fuckers! youre on the 311 bus on the way to fucking school you muppets!

sorry for the rant. having a bad day,

[Bateman]

Tinchy Stryder, Lee Nelson, Ali G, Dr Dre wannabe gangsters! haha ^^^^

those are the same people who use Dat instead of That

"Did u see dat bruv ?"

[Plastikman]

haha ^^^^

those are the same people who use Dat instead of That

"Did u see dat bruv ?"


Ali G

I dont believe that fucker, he's not even black!!

What a fucking joker.

[BenA]

People that walk in the middle of a train station path.
Or worse yet people that weave about like they're drunk.
I have 2 mins to get between trains and so have to rush between platforms and there is always a stupid fat dick or old person in the middle weaving and wobbling as if they're are trying not to let me past. It would be fine if they were walking aat a normal pace but they walk at 1MPH. Missed my train twice because of it, now i just barge past.

[chuffy]

one thing i will say lol - PIN numbers. say you're gonna pay by card and you've put your card in the machine, you're looking, waiting for it to get ready so you can put your PIN in, even to the point where your fingers are on the key pad...

it really annoys me when they say 'Enter you PIN'

it's like, fuck you dude, i'm standing here about to do just that - it's not like I'm wandering about or looking at some bird's tits at a different till (well, not always)

'Enter your PIN' - makes my blood boil. Fuck yourself. I don't stand there saying 'Give me my receipt' as they go to hand it to me.

all shop workers are wankers, fuck those guys.

This annoys me too. I watch the screen so I can pay as quick as possible. It's also when they say "right that's you" when the screen says please remove card.

"give me my receipt" lol

[Jimmy Boogaloo]

"Did u see dat bruv ?"

"you get me doe bruv?"

also - people who thoughtlessly join together to create a rolling blockade going at 1.5mph leaving no room for other people to slide past.

haha there was a dude doing this all on his own a while back, totally blocking the tunnel. I was in a shit mood and barged past his needlessly swinging arms. He shouted 'IDIOT'. I replied 'Let's discuss this further?' he had his headphones on doe bruv :(

I regret not attacking him immediately.

[ShaolinSubz02]

People who stop and have conversations in shop doorways then tut loudly when you have to push past them. Why can't they stand at the side?

Thoes people you get in long queues when shops are busy huffing and puffing, turning round and trying to start conversations with you saying "this is a disgrace". So what, it's busy! Plus, don't talk to me because I don't know you.

People who park at a petrol pump just to go in for juice or other shit but don't use it for petrol. Can they not park further back in the forecourt and leave the pump free?

Cunts that park in disabled spaces at the gym. I don't usually bother with people doing it at super markets but it's these knobers that park in the spaces that are going to the gym. Why do you need a spaz space when you are going to the gym?

Cunts who take on the big hard cases as their hand lugage on flights. by the time you get on there is no space for your bag above your seat.

As soon as the plane lands you get the cunts that get straight up to get their bags

Who are these people that clap when the plane lands?

I hate people at restaurants who watch you eat or look at your food when it is brough to your table. It really puts you off.

I hate kids that cough loudly.You know, that really annoying loud cough

Old people in fast food places. "Er...can I have a cup of tea........er...." *sigh loudly and face palm*


Old firm fans

People in restaurants who you can tell that they actually like complaining like it gives them a hard on. saying to the waitress "oh, it's no problem" then waiting untill she goes away and saying "bitch" then laughing to their pals.

Pedlars running around in cheap convertables with the shades on thinking they are the shit.

People who are shite at parking

Lol!

A lot of aggresion here. :D

[Dragunov]

things I HATE

bus drivers! - stop thinking your hard because your hiding behind a piece of perspex with your macho man sun glasses on, wearing a pair of fucking weight lifting gloves!



LOL! This is something I was thinking about on the way to work today. I think some bus drivers believe they are part of an elite tactical military squad with their attire. Waiting for the day I see a full on fucking utility belt. Not sure if this is exclusive to Birmingham.

[steve_langford]

LOL! This is something I was thinking about on the way to work today. I think some bus drivers believe they are part of an elite tactical military squad with their attire. Waiting for the day I see a full on fucking utility belt. Not sure if this is exclusive to Birmingham.

I wonder if we only get this on travel west mids? lol

[Bateman]

I regret not attacking him immediately.

that sounds real middle class , but quite worrying at the same time lol

[Dragunov]

It's looking increasingly likely! lol
Is it the 79 that goes from brum to Tipton? If so, I've seen these Bus-Terminators on there!

[Dragunov]

that sounds real middle class , but quite worrying at the same time lol

Ironic that you share the same name as him but this came to mind

http://fuseblog.typepad.com/kill_hannah/files/American_Psycho-1.3.jpg

[Bateman]

Sussudio , a classic of our time !

[Dragunov]

It's my favourite!

[steve_langford]

It's looking increasingly likely! lol
Is it the 79 that goes from brum to Tipton? If so, I've seen these Bus-Terminators on there!


thats the exact bus im on about lol! 79 Brum to Wolves :D

[Dragunov]

Figured as much!! The bus stop next to mine in Bull St Brum.. where people were getting stabbed last year. Was like russian roulette trying to get home

If only the Bus Terminators were allowed out their plexiglass paradise

[steve_langford]

If only the Bus Terminators were allowed out their plexiglass paradise

LMFAO!!!..........

[Xanthic]

Yeah when I say tired I mean to the point where you're wobbly on your feet, light headed and can barely stay awake.

Training like that is when people get clumsy and hurt themselves.

I actually find the adrenaline/energy from just warming up gets me through the session no problem. Exercise is great for waking up.

Stand by for a rant:
I cannot stand,

(Been mentioned a couple of times) People who blow clouds of smoke towards you as you walk past them. They see you coming and still do it. That gets on my tits.

People who 'EW' at food. One of my biggest annoyances. Do not ew at my food fckface.

Fat people who complain that they cant lose weight whilst stuffing their faces with chocolate and fizzy drinks, "I've tried EVERYTHING...", no you havent you fat slag.

Loud noise. Wow. Like being on the phone and a bus driving past hissing it's brakes or when the street cleaning buggy goes past or the pneumatic drill digging the road up or just someone clattering stuff about.

People who talk too much when they're supposed to be drilling. Ironic considering I talk none-stop. Not during a drill though.

The girl at my work who has this FCKING annoying nervous laugh EVERYTIME somebody speaks to her and she uses "Hmmmm" alot too. Plus she brown noses like FCK.

People who think I'm thick as fck when I'm on the door. I'm doing it for the money, not cos I can't do anything else. (I have a good day job I'll have you know).

Lairy people. Especially during football games.

DRUNK lairy people.

Scallies who actually think they're something.

Queues. Im impatient. VERY impatient. Again, ironic considering I'm the longest person ever. I'll leave mine at the time I'm supposed to be meeting someone.

Compulsive liars - my flatmate.

MY FLATMATE. I will kill her. I hate flatshare. Apparantly her boyfriend's brother got caught with an ounce of COKE and got away with a caution. Her boyfriend told me the next day it was half an ounce of weed. She put her head down and scarpered off. She's 34. He's 20. She doesnt wash up after herself and he goes through toilet roll like he fcking eats it.

A poncy little bstard at my work who wears a waistcoat and designer glasses, swanning around like he's something when he's not. With his pumps and his stuck out arse walk like a duck.

Fit women who wont sleep with me.

Paying for weed when I have bills to pay. I love weed. Surely if I love something it should be free?

Bills.

Halifax bank.

People who walk slow.

[BlueRabbit]

1. People that make no allowances for the fact that I'm on crutches. I don't expect flowers and a hand-job, but not kicking them out from under me as you walk past or standing on my bad foot repeatedly on the crowded tram (you know who you are, you Morrissey tattoo-toting cunt rag) would be appreciated.

2. People with no jobs, which have never worked and never intend to work complaining about the council/police/NHS, etc. when they contribute nothing to society. I've got no money, blah fucking blah. You can still afford to have Sky TV, smoke and drink all day and spawn rancid bundles of ASBO-tainted evil that learn to say cunt before they can walk.

3. Women who smoke/drink/take drugs when they know that they are pregnant. It’s so selfish that there isn’t a word in the English language that is suitable to describe it, so I’ve invented the following term: “Cunterrible”. You don’t deserve kids.

4. Arthritis in my foot. Fucking horrible.

EDIT: Another vote for bus drivers. The fuckers keep on going on strike, but apparently they don't get paid enough to smile or exchange pleasantries.

[Jimmy Boogaloo]

whoa dude, you've got arthritus in your foot? Sorry to hear that.

was going to go on a moaning waffle about public transport, but i think i'll shut my face instead.

[CraigSt.Clair]

The fact that no van hire places near me hire vans on Saturday afternoons!

Seriously I am working till 2 on Friday, get the keys after that so either hire somewhere from bout half 3 till 5 or 9 till half 1 on Saturday, except I am working till half 12 on saturday, for fucks sake!

[JonathanFrakes]

I believe I speak for everyone when I say:

Women with pushchairs in pedestrianised shopping areas.

This wonderful accessory seemingly gives you free licence to roam as you see fit with no due regard for manners or where other people are walking. Not only that, bring your friends! You can travel as a sort of crying, puking armada down a narrow street then go as slowly as you like, stop to chat, go for it! They can't do anything about it! You have a baby in a pushchair!

Once I was stood, in august stance, just outside of an HMV on a quiet Sunday afternoon. Three women with pushchairs in side-by-side, block as much space as we can formation came shimmying down the street.

Now this is Argyle street in Glasgow we're talking about here, it's pretty wide and totally pedestrianised. They could have gone in any direction, but they headed straight for me while I'm standing with my back to them on the phone.

Lead bamette proceeds to drive her pushchair into the back of my legs. No "excuse me" or anything like that, she just barges me with the chair causing me to not only be startled as I hadn't seen them coming, but I nearly fell over backwards (and I doubt her baby would have appreciated a 13 stone guy falling on it).

I turned with a bit of rage on my usually valiant face and intoned something along the lines of "Who's this cunt!?" which ends with T and is manly.

Said bamette started lecturing me that she had a baby and I should get out of her way even though I didn't know she was there, not only that but I shouldn't swear in front of her baby even though I didn't know it was there.

These three, with the whole of Argyle street, a very wide public street, to choose from had selected to drive up the manly butt of Frakes. Unheard of! I understand that many ladies are attracted to the beard but this is ridiculous.

[Bateman]

I believe I speak for everyone when I say:

Women with pushchairs in pedestrianised shopping areas.

This wonderful accessory seemingly gives you free licence to roam as you see fit with no due regard for manners or where other people are walking. Not only that, bring your friends! You can travel as a sort of crying, puking armada down a narrow street then go as slowly as you like, stop to chat, go for it! They can't do anything about it! You have a baby in a pushchair!

Once I was stood, in august stance, just outside of an HMV on a quiet Sunday afternoon. Three women with pushchairs in side-by-side, block as much space as we can formation came shimmying down the street.

Now this is Argyle street in Glasgow we're talking about here, it's pretty wide and totally pedestrianised. They could have gone in any direction, but they headed straight for me while I'm standing with my back to them on the phone.

Lead bamette proceeds to drive her pushchair into the back of my legs. No "excuse me" or anything like that, she just barges me with the chair causing me to not only be startled as I hadn't seen them coming, but I nearly fell over backwards (and I doubt her baby would have appreciated a 13 stone guy falling on it).

I turned with a bit of rage on my usually valiant face and intoned something along the lines of "Who's this cunt!?" which ends with T and is manly.

Said bamette started lecturing me that she had a baby and I should get out of her way even though I didn't know she was there, not only that but I shouldn't swear in front of her baby even though I didn't know it was there.

These three, with the whole of Argyle street, a very wide public street, to choose from had selected to drive up the manly butt of Frakes. Unheard of! I understand that many ladies are attracted to the beard but this is ridiculous.


hahaha they sound like the pushchair equivalent of the Red Arrows.

[Jimmy Boogaloo]

what? barging into you when your back is turned and then getting shirty? What a complete bastard.