The Human Centipede ?

[Pinhead]

Anyone seen the 'First Sequence' - supposedly released in 2009 ? After seeing the trailer I was left pondering for days about how someone thinks that crap up and what kind of dreams they must have. Awesome.

The general story line that I got from the trailer was that it was about a deranged surgeon that wanted to create a human centipede by sewing people together - ass-to-mouth, so that when they pooh, they effectively feed the next person down the line. Lovely.

Anyone seen it ?

[THE MOSS]

no but it sound totaly shit that id love it, i love shit films like that for pure joke value

[Nenki]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hLAfSbFkvY

Trailer

[Deepthroat]

Anyone seen the 'First Sequence' - supposedly released in 2009 ? After seeing the trailer I was left pondering for days about how someone thinks that crap up and what kind of dreams they must have. Awesome.

The general story line that I got from the trailer was that it was about a deranged surgeon that wanted to create a human centipede by sewing people together - ass-to-mouth, so that when they pooh, they effectively feed the next person down the line. Lovely.

Anyone seen it ?

With those two bitches I'd like to be in that centipede as long as I was first in the line! and was fed Parmos! rimmin and a parmo sounds like my kinda Saturday night!

[ross90]

With those two bitches I'd like to be in that centipede as long as I was first in the line! and was fed Parmos! rimmin and a parmo sounds like my kinda Saturday night!

Mine too, these lads wont have a clue of the delicious goodness that is a parmo though. Portsmouth and manchester. Its a shame.

[Jamie Taylor]

I watched it last week, its shite and not worth watching, instead ill just tell you what happens.

Spoilers obviously

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A german surgeon basically kidnaps 2 birds and an asian man. Uses the bloke at the front, everytime he shits he apologises to the bird stuck to his arsehole, the one in the middle holds it and refuses to shit in her mates mouth so the one at the back dies of starvation / infection. The asian man goes a bit mental and at one point has a chance to kill the mad surgeon but instead slits his own throat.

Mad surgeon gets killed by police but also shoots them at the same time, poor lass is stranded in the house with a dead man stuck to her face and a dead bird sewn to her arsehole.

The end.

[Leesin]

Watched it with my girlfriend the other week, I liked it simply because it was funny.

[Shaun.R.]

totally shit film, but has some amusing moments tho. the acting by the two girls couldnt get any worse!

[Zanmato]

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What sort of time frame did this film take place in? I have to commend the middle link's anal retention if she could stop herself taking a shit long enough for someone to die of malnutrition!







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[Luke]

no but it sound totaly shit that id love it, i love shit films like that for pure joke value

Do you mean shit films which involve shit or actual shit as in "rubbish"?

[THE MOSS]

Do you mean shit films which involve shit or actual shit as in "rubbish"?
lol shit as in rubbish

[Deepthroat]

I know of some birds who havent shat for 2 weeks so easily that duration without trying maybe a month with a bit of effort, saying that they probably hadnt been eating shit!

[Soreshins]

Who thinks up sick shit like that? (sick and shit being appropriate). They need sectioned immediately.....

I'd never even heard of it before but now i'm kind of intrigued and repulsed in equal measure.

Maybe i need sectioned too.....

[Pinhead]

With all the reviews I still need to see this. Perhaps I'll treat myself to a smoke and some munchies to help lift the freak out factor a bit. Looking forward.