Too fucking serious.....

[Iron Balls]

.....on here. All anycunt talks about is fighting.
Lets tell a joke me first.
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!"

[Iron Balls]

TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR SPOUSE IS HAVING A CYBER AFFAIR...

10. Lately, she sits at the computer naked.

9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.

8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.

7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.

6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.

5. Every day, Bill Gates sends 10 million dollars worth of flowers.

4. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.

3. During sex she screams "A COLON BACKSLASH ENTER INSERT!!!!"

2. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's ass.

1. Lipstick on the mouse.



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[Iron Balls]

A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend.
'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.:)

[Iron Balls]

Unusual Funeral

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her
morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession
approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long
black hearse about 50 feet behind the
first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance
back, were about 200 women walking single file.

The woman was so curious that she respectfully
approached the woman walking the dog and said,
"I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a
bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this.
Whose
funeral is it?"

"My husband's."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was
trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

[Iron Balls]

Unusual Funeral

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her
morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession
approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long
black hearse about 50 feet behind the
first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance
back, were about 200 women walking single file.

The woman was so curious that she respectfully
approached the woman walking the dog and said,
"I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a
bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this.
Whose
funeral is it?"

"My husband's."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was
trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."

[scotsmmafan]

Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman sitting in the pub, talking about how they picked their kids names.

Englishman, "My son was born on St Georges day, so i called him George."

Scotsman, "My son was born on St Andrews day, so i called him Andrew."

Irishman replies, "Thats how I named my son, Pancake."

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Plagerised (sp? for all you serious cunt$) from The Star yesterday. Think that was the general idea of it anyway.

[pauljono1120]

Too serious? Theres probably alot more bullshit threads + trolling than real threads!

I guess 99% of the bullshit threads are posted daily by me! :D

[jose969]

.....on here. All anycunt talks about is fighting.
Lets tell a joke me first.
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!"

Just having a look around?

[Iron Balls]

ma jokes are pish.
really need to stop drinking.

[Dave78]

ma jokes are pish.
really need to stop drinking.

haha we never woulda guessed ;)

have you actually been to General Discussion? There are threads on there about god knows what haha :D

[Keerin]

So Iceland loses all its money then goes on fire... sounds like an insurance scam to me! We'll see what happens when all its furniture turns up in Norway eh.

ba doom tish.

[Iron Balls]

I gave my wife an orgasm last night and the ungrateful bitch
spat it out.

[wuzz]

What do you call a policewoman who shaves her pussy?
Cuntstubble.
(you will not be able to resist using this everytime a policewoman stops you while you are drunk).


How do you keep a woman screaming for hours after sex?
Wipe your cock on the curtains.

Three millionaires are sitting discusing what the will buy thier wifes for thier birthday's.
1st millionaire says "il buy my wife a Ferrari and a Lamboghini ,if she doesnt like the Ferrari she can drive the Lamborghini

2nd millionaire says "il buy my wife a yatch and a speed boat, if she doesnt like the yatch she can use the speed boat.

3rd millionaire says "il buy my wife a diamond tiara and a vibrator, and if she doesnt like the diamond tiara she can go fuck herself"