The Scheme

[illegalhunter]

Shock news in the local rag

[1inchPonch]

I was wondering if this programme would get a mention anywhere on this site. Anyone watch it? It made Shameless look like Dynasty.

[McCrazy]

Afraid to say it. A actually knew most the people on it.

[illegalhunter]

Ally have you been pumping the burds in this programe

[McCrazy]

Fuck that! imagine pumping marvins bird? Even bullets probablay had a shot of her ano! Ha

[staffie]

Only in killie would that junkie pleb be a celebrity and people be proud of knowing those manky bastards.
How the fuck am I gonnae sell my house now?
Those people should be sterilised.

Rant over.

Oh and I've sky +'d it.

[SuperKlinch]

whats this show??? i never heard of it but if it makes shameless look like dynasty lol i gotta see it!!!

[Discogore]

I would rather have shagged bullit! He looked a better ride and probably got less chance of catching a disease.

[Luke]

Currently watchin' it on Iplayer.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00sj713/The_Scheme_Episode_1/

[1inchPonch]

Do they do it with subtitles for the English on iPlayer?

[illegalhunter]

Bullit The Dug Is Dead Its Official

[TheJuice]

Fascinating, absolutely fucking fascinating...


No really...

[McCrazy]

Bullit The Dug Is Dead Its Official

He got knocked down

[1inchPonch]

Poor Bullet. Poor Marvin, no more £10 extra from the social for having a dog. That's 1 less bag a week.

[staffie]

Says in the Daily Record today that he's been re-homed.

[12oz]

bullet was the only one with a full set of teeth..lol

[McCrazy]

Says in the Daily Record today that he's been re-homed.

Daily record says that? Lol. Few folk from up that way told me it got knocked down. knocked down

[Dave Bull]

My Father-in-law used to be a policeman in Kilmarnock and had a number of run-ins with the Cunningham family.

The youngest one, Chris, looks like a right cunt!

[Therealpud]

Looks like we'll have to wait to see the other 2 episodes after tonights due to somebody that we havent seen on it yet getting lifted.

http://www.allmediascotland.com/press_news/25730/scheme-transmission-postponed-by-legal-action

[brick]

The Scheme is what the whole of Britain will look like by the time we've paid back the deficit.

[staffie]

Marvin is charging a pound for an autograph or photo in Kilmarnock. I on the other hand will give them for free as I don't have a smack habit to feed.


And I told yous Bullit was alive.

[CrazyLegs]

My name is big marvin a stay in othank. ma dog is a legend , ma burd is a
skank am bigtal and skinny , my eyes have now sank, a swagger about
like am built like a tank. a like to get high on prescription drugs n
when av no food al just eat the dugs. a know its no big and a kno its no
clever a only drink turps tae clean oot ma liver. a...m happy as larry am
high as a kite, ma trousers are stinkn of pish sweat n shite! ma life on
the drugs has taken its toll , bt it doesny stop me gettn ma hole. we
shag on the bed we shag on the rug, ma wee darlin angel... bullet the
dug!

[Reedy]

this a amazingly good tv.

[Soreshins]

funny as fuck....actually makes it look like there's some place worse than Dundee.....

and even James Cameron would struggle with that......

[McCrazy]

A blind rabbit & blind rat ran in 2 each other in the woods 1 day. "Who the fuck are u" asked the rabbit. "I dont know, I'm blind." said the rat. "So am I."said the rabbit, " Why dont we feel each other all over & try to guess what we are." The rat went 1st. "You're really furry with big floppy ears & a wee bobbed tail. You're a rabbit!" Then the rabbit "You've got very short prickly hair, horrible wee teeth, counter sunk eyes, & u stink of pish. Are you Marvin fae The SCHEME?

[1inchPonch]

Just around 5 minutes in on the first episode Marvin is rubbing Bullits stomach and the dog shoots it's muck all over the gouch couch.

[KeiranMc]

Did anyone watch the third episode last night? Cringed me to f**k

[Nimmy]

Colgate have gone bust in Scheme

[KeiranMc]

Colgate have gone bust in Scheme

Haha most of their teeth look like the rows of derelict buildings that sorround them.

[Neil_D]

For me it's lost it's appeal now, I think the joke has run it's course. Frankly seeing some total jake shooting up smack 10 minutes after i've ate my dinner wasn't ideal.

[KeiranMc]

Still awesome viewing I reckon, last episode tonight.

[Ross]

Just read up on this on wikipedia, sounds awesome.

[Nimmy]

Just read up on this on wikipedia, sounds awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkMbzzgpyxg

[Nimmy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xan2xU-ZFic&feature=related

[KeiranMc]

Just read up on this on wikipedia, sounds awesome.

Get on it Ross you won't be dissapointed, you might need subtitles though being English.

[Neil_D]

I thought it was pretty poor again last night, it's just not the same without Marvin.

[mainsy]

Last two episodes were mega grim.

[Allan Shrek]

For me it's lost it's appeal now, I think the joke has run it's course. Frankly seeing some total jake shooting up smack 10 minutes after i've ate my dinner wasn't ideal.

I actually really like how they've worked the show. Peaked interest early by having the whacky comedy antics and patter and having it all light hearted and played for laughs to bring in viewers and get people interested.
Then they've moved the story on once people are watching in a darker direction into a much more realistic potrayal of the grim and hopeless desperation of living in poverty surrounded by drug addiction that exists in schemes in the west of scotland. The scenes with the guy shooting up were really powerful and emotive, I think it's good emotive documentary film making.

But anyway this is cagewarriors and is no place for that sort of patter.

Which of the birds in it would you have a go of (after they've had a wash of course).

[mainsy]

Candice scrubbed up no bad

[Neil_D]

When I was a student and still working in W H Smith, I used to have to throw Marvin out the shop for being a thieving scum bag.

The best bird is the blonde chick from the first two episodes with the kid, Lisa I think her name was.

[staffie]

Really depressing but at least they are capturing what junkies put their families through.

Love the mad cow who never stop cleaning.

Just wish they had done it somewhere else. :(

[thaison]

Rob fae the scheme

[KeiranMc]

Rob how far from that area do you live if you don't mind me asking?

[staffie]

Across the road......I live near the schools, the main street thats featured is about half a mile away. Not my best claim to fame.

[Darkne$s]

Rob how do they pay you guys?

[KeiranMc]

http://youtu.be/ySxcA_2EP9k

[staffie]

Rob how do they pay you guys?

Mostly in Valium and methadone which we then sell on at a small profit.....

[Darkne$s]

I guess ye couldnae be happier... couldnae be happier rab.

:)

[KeiranMc]

Love how everyone on this with a drug problem blames everything and everyone but themselves.

[DrAgOn]

i hate junkies but sometimes a feel bad for dayna n marvin he loses the dog n everycunt keeps going "wheres bullet" knowing he got re-homed, n dayna getting smacked on the kisser off marvins cousin wasnt funny. i love the show though lol whens the last episode anyone know?

[Neil_D]

It was on Monday past.

[JonathanFrakes]

Fire!!!!!!

[Evzy]

I actually really like how they've worked the show. Peaked interest early by having the whacky comedy antics and patter and having it all light hearted and played for laughs to bring in viewers and get people interested.
Then they've moved the story on once people are watching in a darker direction into a much more realistic potrayal of the grim and hopeless desperation of living in poverty surrounded by drug addiction that exists in schemes in the west of scotland. The scenes with the guy shooting up were really powerful and emotive, I think it's good emotive documentary film making.

But anyway this is cagewarriors and is no place for that sort of patter.

Which of the birds in it would you have a go of (after they've had a wash of course).

At which point does it become serious? I will stop watching it then..... never even heard of this before, sounds like car crash tv!