Gazzy Parman Seminar 10th of August 6-8.30pm

[Maccavelli]

Gazzy will be visiting the Griphouse on the 10th of August as part of her UK tour. Check out the bio and list of accomplishments below to see why you need to check this out.


Gazzy Parman is a black belt Jiu-Jitsu World Champion and Submission Grappler. Amongst her achievements are: winning the World No-Gi Jiu-Jitsu Championship in the women’s lightweight division; becoming the first American female black belt member of the legendary Nova União competition team; and becoming one of the first eight women in the world ever invited to compete at Sheik Tahnoon Bin Zayed Al Nahyan’s ADCC Submission Wrestling World Championship – the world’s most prestigious submission grappling tournament.


World No-Gi Champion
Pan American Champion
17-time Grapplers Quest Champion
1 of 8 Women in the World invited to participate in the 1st women's division of the ABU DHABI WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS, as a brown belt.
Abu Dhabi Veteran, 4th place in the World
NAGA women's PRO Champion
1st Female Grappler Hall of Fame Inductee
Highly experienced referee
Top kids coach in the USA

So to Recap

Date: 10th of August
Time: 6pm - 8.30pm
Price: £20

To reserve your space PM or email me at thegriphouse@gmail.com

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[Allan Shrek]

I see she's a dirty heel hooker, that doesn't sit well with my pure water Jiu Jitsu.

[Maccavelli]

You have attempted more heel hooks in fights than anyone in this team apart from maybe me.

[Allan Shrek]

3 heel hook attempts no wins by heel hook, maybe she can show me how to do them right!

[Fitz]

I see she's a dirty hooker, that doesn't sit well with my pure water Jiu Jitsu.

Steady Lovey, I hope you don't speak to her that way in person.

[hurricane]

as stated in other thread, she's also pure hot

[mainsy]

That's gonna get a bit **** in that room

[H1SSY]

She's gorgeous. Save me a place ha

[Maccavelli]

shes also rather good at Jiu Jitsu

[H1SSY]

Aye ill be going for that too haha

[JonathanFrakes]

shes also rather good at Jiu Jitsu

So are you, but you can't command 20 quid a head! :)

[illegalhunter]

Is this a no Gi thang then.

[JonathanFrakes]

Is this a no Gi thang then.

If you're going it'll be a no knee seminar. Especially if she's a heel hook specialist.

[brick]

as stated in other thread, she's also pure hot

Too late guys, Lovey has already made his move and offered up our flat for Gazzy Parman to stay in while she’s here. She’s going to be sleeping in Loveys room, or as the Japanese call it; Death By A Thousand W*nk Socks!

As Santa Claus said in Jurassic Park 2:The Lost World (Santa Claus has a lot of spare time in the first half of the year which he spends in movie and theatre) “Life finds a way” and in Loveys washing basket his nuclear smelly socks have fertilised his daily deposits creating a new bloodthirsty life form! The socks demand fresh blood on a regular basis and like Rick Moranis in Little Shop Of Horrors Lovey has cut a deal with them, they will not eat Lovey so long as he brings them fresh human meat! This is a deal that has proven much more profitable for Lovey than it has the w*nk socks which thanks to his lack of s*xual prowess have been driven to insanity by near starvation and will attack anything that goes into the room. There is hope though, if Loveys internet search history is anything to go by there’s a good chance he was looking at pictures of Gazzy Parman at the moment of conception so in a way Gazzy Parman is their mother! If she is lucky they will recognise her and her maternal instincts may save her. If not though she will need all of her jiu jitsu skills and then some.

To be on the safe side Gazzy Parman should probably snuggle in beside me (first door on the left). I have bargaining power, the w*nk socks know I’m better with the ladies than Lovey and I may be able to cut a deal. Contrary to popular belief I am in no way a s*xual predator who preys on naive foreign girls and am not just looking to put another notch in my atlas. In a way I'm a hero.

[mainsy]

Slow morning at work?

[JonathanFrakes]

I'm awaiting a dishevelled pic of you appearing in some downmarket tabloid in the next couple of months with "BEAST" written underneath it now.

[Allan Shrek]

What Brick doesn't realise is that I don't use a wank sock, that's what his pillows are for.

[JonathanFrakes]

What Brick doesn't realise is that I don't use a wank sock, that's what his pillows are for.

Courage Wolf disagrees.

5780

[brick]

Lock up your daughters..

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[JonathanFrakes]

Lock up your daughters..

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Is that one of the pics from the trip to Sweden?

[Maccavelli]

Bump pm me names if your attending should be awesomeo

[JonathanFrakes]

There's your new ring name

Paul "Awesomeo" McVeigh

You're like Romeo, only awesome.

[JonathanFrakes]

Incidentally, I'm still down for this seminar. Looking forward to it.

[Maccavelli]

be good to have you back frakes

[JonathanFrakes]

Be good to be back! I'm getting fat(ter)!

[JonathanFrakes]

Actually, by that do you mean you've missed guinea pigging your jits on me?

[Maccavelli]

yes see ya tomorrow

[JonathanFrakes]

be good to have your back frakes

In that case, fixed that for you.