Paul McVeigh re-brand

[thaison]

Its that time of the month again for Paul to change his fight name, apparently Metabolic makes no sense, and the mad dog nick name almost got him shot in Belfast.

As from today Paul will be using the fight name/nick name Cunt Ork.(in reference for his love of all things war hammer 40)
This includes his forth coming wedding bonanza to Miss Maeve Rogers.

Paul Cunt Ork McVeigh.
Europes number 1 bantamweight

[NoSoul]

Right so a new nickname for mcveigh is what's being looked for, and seeing james' excellent effort at 'cunt ork' got me thinking of staying on the warhammer ork theme.

So I found a website that generates ork names at the push of a button....http://www.stevelange.net/orkname.php

A couple of the names I got from this were 'gobrot' 'grumskull' which I couldn't help notice the pattern in these names was to basically pick 2 random words and stick them together and you have an ork name!!

Sooooo in using this method I thought I may as well put my ork name in the mixer.

Paul 'DickPrick' Mcveigh
European number 1 bantamweight

[JonathanFrakes]

"Golden" Paul McVeigh

Just think of the merchandising opportunities!

[JonathanFrakes]

Or if he's desperate for WH40k names:

Paul "Adeptus" McVeigh
Paul "Ghazkull" McVeigh
Paul "The Betrayer" McVeigh
Paul "The Nightbringer" McVeigh
Paul "The Fat Bearded 40+ Virgin" McVeigh

[thaison]

the betrayer could work

the nightbringer is pretty cool i might keep that for myself

[JonathanFrakes]

Most of the heroes in Warhammer have add-ons to their names which would be worth a look. The Nightbringer is a sort of God-like being. There's another one called The Deceiver.

There's also alot of mad names among daemons. Bloodthirster, Bloodcrusher etc.

What about Paul "The Pink Horror" McVeigh to go with his usual fight day haircut?

[Scorpion]

Since you are taking 2 words and putting them together for Paul's new fight name it got me thinking........ Paul is very witty and he is also a cunt and what do you do with a cunt? you fuck it! So I think Paul "Fuckwit" McVeigh might work. Also maybe Paul "Anabolic" McVeigh as everybody knows there is no way he can get that puny Irish body ready to fight anybody after the beat down Mark Connor gave him in the flesh and on War Hammer without the use of Anabolics haha. My personel favourite is taking the word dirty as he is filthy minded and leprechaun as he is a small green irish man and changing some letters around to make Paul "dirtyleper" McVeigh.

[thaison]

dirtyleper is another winner

[markjitsu]

how about - as paul is soon to have a wife, and also he beats people up - paul "wife beater" mcveigh?
also, he has an arse and is also a shagger - so paul" arse-shagger" mcveigh?

[ACER]

how about Paul "Cunt Monkey" McVeigh

[JonathanFrakes]

Many great suggestions here, but I feel Mark Connor should change his ringname to "THEE" Mark Connor.

[JonathanFrakes]

How about Paul "Head Bag" McVeigh to honour the legendary accessory.

[1inchPonch]

The best "putting 2 words together to make one" word/name has to be fannybaws.

[dobbie]

for a word merge i'm a fan of fucksocks.

"Fucksocks I just shat myself"

[Jimmy Boogaloo]

Paul 'Killer Robot' McVeigh

[bambam]

the barrel

[RGS1]

Paul 'second result in google to this guy' (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_McVeigh)McVeigh

[markjitsu]

paul "steroid face" mcveigh ?

[buzzsaw]

Mighty Mouse

[thaison]

cunty chops it is then.

[JonathanFrakes]

Make it Chunty Cops to cunningly disguise it and send him out dressed as a policeman.

[steve_langford]

great thread hahahahahahahahahaha

[illegalhunter]

Paul "Stripper Pimp" McVeigh

[JonathanFrakes]

Paul "Cunt Fist" McVeigh

Paul "Pie Puncher" McVeigh

Paul "Twat Spangler" McVeigh

[1inchPonch]

fuck knuckle

(in reference to his broken hand)

[Maccavelli]

stupid hands are stupid

[hurricane]

Paul 'Friend Deserter' McVeigh

[JonathanFrakes]

Unless he hit you with some form of pie, cake or sweet pastry goods in which case he's "Friend Desserter".

[meat]

Unless he hit you with some form of pie, cake or sweet pastry goods in which case he's "Friend Desserter".

Do marshmallows count because in that case it would be Dean who's the Friend Desserter

[JonathanFrakes]

Do marshmallows count because in that case it would be Dean who's the Friend Desserter

I'd say only if the marshmallows were an overall part of a bigger dessert dish. That is my manly judgemenT.

[crazy_shit]

Mcveigh is an over-rated bum who got owned by a bum like chris david... mcveigh's nick name should be "paul the bum chum mcveigh"

[ScottM]

Mcveigh is an over-rated bum who got owned by a bum like chris david... mcveigh's nick name should be "paul the bum chum mcveigh"

Funny troll.

[JonathanFrakes]

I can assure you that McVeigh's bum is not overrated. :D

[Maccavelli]

Your not even trying.

[Allan Shrek]

Neither are you apparently.

You're

Come on you're better than that.

[JonathanFrakes]

http://http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/7/9/1/0/facepalm-1.jpg

FIRE!

[gingerninja1967]

Well done crazy shit.... We need a new grip pimp!!!

[NoSoul]

Couldn't agree more with crazy_shit, Paul mcveigh is a complete cunt! I try to tell him this as often as I can.

[NoSoul]

Oh yeah and if you want mcveigh taken out for good, myself and my business partner turner can sort this out, drop me a pm asking for 'Hired Muscle Ltd' and we'll give u a quote.

[hurricane]

I can highly recommend the services of Hired Muscle Ltd.

[Scorpion]

could have been worse Paul could have been beat by Crrrraaaiiiig David instead! I don't know why you all get on at Paul are you all jealous? or is it because he really is a CUNT!

[JonathanFrakes]

I wasn't jealous of the beatdown Mark Connor handed to him.

[Maccavelli]

It's all true. I'm a cunt with an amazing bum.

[staffie]

Getting beat by THEE Craig David would have been epic.

[JonathanFrakes]

Perhaps Paul "Bumcunt" McVeigh then?

Or other variants:

Fannycheeks
Cuntarse
Bumflange
Gussetbutt
Vaginarectum
Muffshitter

The list goes on and on

[markjitsu]

paul mcVAG for the win

[JonathanFrakes]

He could come out dressed as a horse and call himself Paul McNeigh.

But which end of the horse would he be? Perhaps the bum?

[illegalhunter]

What about Paul CROSS DRESSER McVeigh

[Viper]

This had me laughing from the very beginning:

http://www.clubvec.com/v7/uploader/files/7/LegendaryMotivational.jpg