Paul "Deathwish" Hartley

[Mike Clarke]

Here is a humorous interview with Mr Hartley, as he talks about who he wants to fight on the UK scene and the future of Kudegra

http://www.thefightlounge.co.uk/paul-deathwish-hartley-interview-exclusive/

[steve_langford]

nice interview. loving the fight lounge! I want an interview!

[groundskeeperwillie]

gd interview ...nice one paul

[superman1]

Nice one Paul :-)

[Mike Clarke]

thanks for the kind words people!!

[OGLE]

canny interview paul. this is how it realy went down thou

You have a title fight coming up. Do you know who you are fighting yet?
it's me vs myself for 15 minutes coz the crowd want to see me kick the shit out of myself

TFL: How is your training coming along in preparation for the bout?
i like to at smokey and chips on a regular basis. smokey sausage is protein and chips is carbs. sometimes i have mushy peas but i have to watch my figure.

TFL: What is your training schedule?
i wank over andy hitting the pads. i also like to train to the eye of the tiger soundtrack

TFL: You are also working for Kudegra Championship Fighting. What is role with the promotion?
whats that?

TFL: The Kudegra cards that have been announced look great so far, which fights are you looking forward to seeing yourself?
well seeing as i am rain man and i know everything about everyhting to do with mma. i can honestly say i want to be fucked by all the fighters that are fighting on kudegra

TFL: So, what are you looking to achieve in the world of MMA?
i want to be shagged by pritty much as many fighters as i can whilst i wear a gold gimp suit.

TFL: Is there anybody in the UK you would like to face in the cage/ring?
i would like it if andy ogle would blow his load on my face the most. he doesn't have the biggest cock but he's a tryer and i'm sure he wud give it his bestest.

TFL: Is there anything you would like to say to the readers of The Fight Lounge?
i would just like to thank my sponsors at marshal's fish and chip shop in north shields they are the best. they supply me with all my smokey sausage and chip supplements i need for a hard week of wankin over andy on the pads. its physically and mentally draining getting bucked by so many fighters and i need my supps to keep on gonig. today is my rest day. my arse is like a clowns pocket right now. i coughing up cum left right and centre here.

TFL: Well thank you for your time and please visit us again!
if i suck ya cock will ya give me a tenna

[Jay Evans]

Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley visited the 'Virgin Island.' Now they are simply called; 'The Islands.'

Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley is not hung like a horse, a horse is hung like Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley.

Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley does not sleep. He waits.

Before the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley.

[Death wish]

canny interview paul. this is how it realy went down thou

You have a title fight coming up. Do you know who you are fighting yet?
it's me vs myself for 15 minutes coz the crowd want to see me kick the shit out of myself

TFL: How is your training coming along in preparation for the bout?
i like to at smokey and chips on a regular basis. smokey sausage is protein and chips is carbs. sometimes i have mushy peas but i have to watch my figure.

TFL: What is your training schedule?
i wank over andy hitting the pads. i also like to train to the eye of the tiger soundtrack

TFL: You are also working for Kudegra Championship Fighting. What is role with the promotion?
whats that?

TFL: The Kudegra cards that have been announced look great so far, which fights are you looking forward to seeing yourself?
well seeing as i am rain man and i know everything about everyhting to do with mma. i can honestly say i want to be fucked by all the fighters that are fighting on kudegra

TFL: So, what are you looking to achieve in the world of MMA?
i want to be shagged by pritty much as many fighters as i can whilst i wear a gold gimp suit.

TFL: Is there anybody in the UK you would like to face in the cage/ring?
i would like it if andy ogle would blow his load on my face the most. he doesn't have the biggest cock but he's a tryer and i'm sure he wud give it his bestest.

TFL: Is there anything you would like to say to the readers of The Fight Lounge?
i would just like to thank my sponsors at marshal's fish and chip shop in north shields they are the best. they supply me with all my smokey sausage and chip supplements i need for a hard week of wankin over andy on the pads. its physically and mentally draining getting bucked by so many fighters and i need my supps to keep on gonig. today is my rest day. my arse is like a clowns pocket right now. i coughing up cum left right and centre here.

TFL: Well thank you for your time and please visit us again!
if i suck ya cock will ya give me a tenna

hahHAHAHAHAHAH love it

[Death wish]

Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley visited the 'Virgin Island.' Now they are simply called; 'The Islands.'

Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley is not hung like a horse, a horse is hung like Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley.

Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley does not sleep. He waits.

Before the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley.

hahaha brill

[superman1]

I remember the first time I met Paul, he touched me an now I have bad dreams :-/

[staffie]

I love this wee dude.
Just wish he could fuckin spell!!!!!

[Death wish]

I love this wee dude.
Just wish he could fuckin spell!!!!!

haha suck my nuts
i cant be good looking and spell :D

[AlexEnlund87]

I think Paul may actually be a genius and this is just a huge episode of punk'd on the ukmma scene

[Jimmy Boogaloo]

loved these quotes, great interview.


All I care about is the next 15 minutes I have in the cage, because when you step in there, nothing else matters, and I live for that buzz.


Si Flanagan, I would love a rematch. We don’t like each other full stop. I know he can’t make flyweight, so I would fight him at 70 kg day the day before the weigh in. Any rules, Muay Thai, boxing, shiny pants kickboxing, pro MMA. Fuck it; I will even play him at ice hockey just so I can fight him halfway through the game.

[Willie-Scott]

Thanks for the kind words Paul

[Death wish]

Thanks for the kind words Paul

no worry mate u have always been great every time i have been on your show

[groundskeeperwillie]

no worry mate u have always been great every time i have been on your show

agreed i didnt realise it was the last cage kombat ill have to get up for that one .

[Mike Clarke]

glad you all enjoyed the interview

[OGLE]

you have literally interviewed nearly everyone that fights. what do you's do when you have interviewed everyone lol

[Death wish]

you have literally interviewed nearly everyone that fights. what do you's do when you have interviewed everyone lol

interview drunking ppl who think they can fight:D

[Mike Clarke]

you have literally interviewed nearly everyone that fights. what do you's do when you have interviewed everyone lol

Ha Ha , start all over again

[craigwhite]

I'm sure there's still a fair amounht of fighters to get through yet.

[Mike Clarke]

I'm sure there's still a fair amounht of fighters to get through yet.

yep there sure is, and if there is anyone who want on the site, dont hesitate to get in touch

[BritFighter]

Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley visited the 'Virgin Island.' Now they are simply called; 'The Islands.'

Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley is not hung like a horse, a horse is hung like Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley.

Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley does not sleep. He waits.

Before the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley.

I also heard that all the Bulls in spain have a festival called "the running of Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley"

and Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley doesn't shower...he only takes blood baths

and...Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley is the whole reason Wally is hiding!

:D :D :D

[Death wish]

I also heard that all the Bulls in spain have a festival called "the running of Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley"

and Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley doesn't shower...he only takes blood baths

and...Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley is the whole reason Wally is hiding!

:D :D :D

hahahahaahaha

[Mike Clarke]

I also heard that all the Bulls in spain have a festival called "the running of Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley"

and Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley doesn't shower...he only takes blood baths

and...Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley is the whole reason Wally is hiding!

:D :D :D

my favourite Chuck Norris one is

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad

[PAUL@CAGEDSTEEL]

I remember the first time I met Paul, he touched me an now I have bad dreams :-/

You mean wet dreams ya perv!

[scotty_82]

Paul 'Deathwish' Hartley doesn't shower... :D :D :D

That is all that need to be said for the man with the dirty looking dick, i swear i turned around while getting changed one time and seen it , a coalminer with crabs would have a cleaner one.

[Death wish]

That is all that need to be said for the man with the dirty looking dick, i swear i turned around while getting changed one time and seen it , a coalminer with crabs would have a cleaner one.

cheers i love u to