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TheJuice
04-01-2011, 10:17 PM
Notorious Heavyweight(read: Fat fuck) MMA fighter Jim Brown is a name that strikes fear into the hearts of many Scottish MMA fighters and UK Pro Wrestlers, mainly for thinking where is their wallets...

Being a bit sad that the xmas period is all but over we decided to have one last xmas themed blow out. :)

Blow out on what you ask dear reader? The facts! :D

So sit back, grab a brewski, while we take you through a factually based musical odyssey based on the exploits of the one and only, Jim Brown. (After all, hes not the only one who came come down little kids chimneys and empty his sack...)

TheJuice
04-01-2011, 10:29 PM
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Fraud based on charity...

Yes dear reader, xmas is the season of giving, but of course giving is not in Browns black grinchypoo heart!

Let me regale you with the tale...

1PW is a Pro wrestling promotion based in Doncaster, England, arguably one of the bigger promotions around at the time and one Brown worked for regularly.

One day a thread appeared on the 1PW forum praising Brown on his charity work at a local childrens hospital, tales of how he visited sick kids, with his belt, took pics, signed autographs, spread goodwill and cheers...

And they were tales indeed, as it all turned out to be fraudulent! Other posters praised his efforts, Brown took the compliments in his stride and all was well. Until someone suspicious of Brown(and rightfully so given his antics in the past) phoned up the hospital to inquire about Mr Browns goodwill visit. They had never heard of him, had no record of his visit and were rightfully a bit peeved on what had happened.

1PW, embarrassed out of it's mind had to send 3 wrestlers up to visit as a goodwill gesture to the hospital, just tale 1 in Browns saga...stay tuned for more ;)

bonzy
04-01-2011, 10:33 PM
This is a mere trickle of some of the truly despicable acts this "man" has carried out. A scumbag just isn't for christmas, they are scum all year round.

staffie
04-01-2011, 10:45 PM
As long as you don't post videos of him wrestling in his pants this will be quite good.

hurricane
04-01-2011, 10:58 PM
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Fraud based on charity...

;)

amazing chat. lol'd

markjitsu
04-01-2011, 10:58 PM
As long as you don't post videos of him wrestling in his pants this will be quite good.
jeez rob - why you want to watch videos of jim brown wrestling with no pants on is beyond me!

sick!

staffie
04-01-2011, 11:03 PM
jeez rob - why you want to watch videos of jim brown wrestling with no pants on is beyond me!

sick!

Bawbag..........................

illegalhunter
05-01-2011, 12:02 PM
Come on get the vids up for Rob, help the wee man out here . heheheheheheheheehe

jim2007
05-01-2011, 12:29 PM
what happened on the 2nd day?!

UrbanDisturbance
05-01-2011, 02:56 PM
This is gonna be great reading............

Burnzie
05-01-2011, 08:34 PM
On the second day of christmas, Jim Brown, he said to me...

HE TAPPED OUT GSP!!!


when Jim first started coming to Battlefield he told me and Ricky that he tapped GSP at some amateur wrestling event before he was in the UFC. Needless to say we never spoke since.

hurricane
05-01-2011, 09:33 PM
On the second day of christmas, Jim Brown, he said to me...

HE TAPPED OUT GSP!!!





i hope this thread is going to continue in the same vein

bryanmc
05-01-2011, 11:15 PM
on the third day of christmas jim brown said to me

came fourth in the wrestling tourny but i walked out with the first place trophie:cool:

markjitsu
06-01-2011, 01:22 AM
on the third day of christmas jim brown said to me

came fourth in the wrestling tourny but i walked out with the first place trophie:cool:

rhythmically wrong - must try harder!

does any other word have more consecutive consonants than rhythm?

meat
06-01-2011, 08:39 AM
rhythmically wrong - must try harder!

does any other word have more consecutive consonants than rhythm?

arrhythmia has 7 consecutive consonants

jim2007
06-01-2011, 09:05 AM
strychnine

DanDan
06-01-2011, 12:56 PM
On the Fourth day of Christmas, Jim Brown gave to me....

Four well-under-age burds,
Three jail terms,
Two sore Balls
and Visit to the SECC

CBRaw
06-01-2011, 01:12 PM
On the 5th day of christmas jim brown gave to me.......
5 court dates
4 pregnant infants
3 fake gold medals
2 pairs of speedos
1 sore head and he even wanked in a sunbed

Burnzie
06-01-2011, 02:16 PM
this is awesome! but I thought we were gonna get more background on the stories.... Juice??

TheJuice
06-01-2011, 02:19 PM
All in good time, i do train as well when im not trolling.

For anyone else thats gonna post as well, a background story would help ;)

DanDan
06-01-2011, 06:22 PM
On the 5th day of christmas jim brown gave to me.......
5 court dates
4 pregnant infants
3 fake gold medals
2 pairs of speedos
1 sore head and he even wanked in a sunbed


DUDE You missed possibly the best one in line with the song.....

Five SORE Rings

:-)

thaison
06-01-2011, 06:27 PM
A factually correct back ground story?

CBRaw
06-01-2011, 08:20 PM
DUDE You missed possibly the best one in line with the song.....

Five SORE Rings

:-)

Hahahaha belter the wank in the sunbed is a true story

TheJuice
06-01-2011, 10:10 PM
On the sixth day of Christmas, Jim Brown gave to me, someones hard earned mon-ey...

Yes dear reader, I'm back, with yet another tale of thievery and fraudulent claims from everyones favorite groomer(and I don't mean hygiene), Jim Brown!

Around the mid 00s Jim Brown had appeared to have got himself a small break in the Pro Wrestling world, he was flown out to well known US indy promotion CHIKARA to wrestle for them for 2 weeks. Everyone was astounded at such a gleaming opportunity, as very few UK names had ever had this kind of treatment by a name US promotion, all eyes were certainly on him!

He went on the trip and two weeks later he returned to our shores to regale US of tales of how much of an impression he left over there, the contacts he made, experiences he had, then in typical fashion, the cracks started to appear.

For someone who had spent a monumental 2 weeks in the US all he seemed to have were pics of him at shitty little bars in Philly with complete crack whore skanks, then the walls came crashing down. On the UKFF(a UK Pro Wrestling forum) a CHIKARA worker decided to let us in on how Jim got on. Appear Jim had told us some lies, but there was one truth, he left an impression...

Turns out Jim had heat with the local boys before he even stepped on a plane, as he stole work from them by offering the promoters to pay his own flights over, his own accommodation AND wrestle for FREE for two weeks. When he got there, he decided he wasn't unpopular enough, so after wrestling 1 match, while other boys were away wrestling, he decided to go into their bags, and STEAL THEIR WALLETS! A surefire friend winning act.

Chris Hero and Mike Quackenbush immediately sussed out the rat and demanded Jim open his bag, and surprise surprise, guess what was found(hint: it wasnt xmas cheer...).

Cops were called and Jim was somehow released. Chikara dropped him like a bad habit and Jim spent the rest of his self paid trip in Philly alone.


(In the advent style, we've decided to left the juicier stuff to last, so stay tuned, it only gets worse ;) )

jim2007
06-01-2011, 10:35 PM
Wow. Can't wait till the 12th day, bound to be an absolute belter! :D

staffie
14-01-2011, 10:22 PM
What happened to this???

Are the lawyers involved???

Burnzie
14-01-2011, 11:18 PM
I had high hopes for this thread....

H1SSY
16-01-2011, 07:49 PM
On the 7th day of Christmas, Jim Brown gave to me. A look that was a little rapey

I was at an mma show a few months back and bursting for a pish I jumped into the venues toilet. As I finished my business, I turned around and was shocked to be facing the most scariest horriblest beastiest image I have ever seen.

Standing in front of me was Jim bollock naked with his chest hair styled and dyed to look like a picture of Mickey Mouse (probably used in his luring techniques) with a look in his bloodshot bulging eyes staring down at me as if to say 'mmmmmmm Im going to have my way with you little child'.

To be honest guys I thought I was about to be raped but after pleading with him and showing him my photographic id, he realised that I was actually a few years over the age for sexual consent and calmed down and smiled. he then started to tell me about how he was a championship wrestler and had fought all over the world, even tapping GSP.

Quickly exiting the toilent, I bumped into Rob McCrum who is actually a bit shorter than me and didnt have any photographic id on him. To be honest im not to sure wether Jim raped Rob?

TheJuice
16-01-2011, 09:11 PM
Seems like a good time to re-start the fun...

On the 8th day of Christams, Jim Brown gave to me, 7 pornographic DVDs!

The scenario, you're a young hot single guy out in a far away land, loving life, living the dream, finding yourself a bit strapped for cash, what do you do?

Become a giggalo! Live the high life using your dashing physique, witty banter and model looks to please sexy bored housewifes stuck in lustless marriages, aww yeah...

The reality was quite the opposite for our Jim lad. Being an ugly fuck with the body of a sea mammal, the housewife market didn't have any demand for him, how did he keep his head above water? Gay orientated 'wrestling' dvds!

Wrestling dvds that happen to feature two men, in tight speedos, nothing else, oil, no crowd and alot of moaning. Word is Jim was quite a dab hand at this, earning an impressive record of 75-11-3(1nc) in closed door speedo bouts.

Links WILL NOT be put up here but are in other threads about cagewarriors if you wish to watch such material.

The REAL interesting stuff will be coming soon ;)

P.S On the 9th day of Christmas Ricky Gillon said to meeee, Jim tapped out GSP!!! (Credit to blonde bomber for that one lol)

It's been mentioned before but I feel it should be pointed out again how most of said gym believed his pish for a while...

Stuart D
16-01-2011, 09:43 PM
We knew jim brown was a bullshiter but didn't think that he was a thief or a child groomer until all the stories game out. That's how he aint training at the battlefield coz he got told to get to fuck. If someone was calling me a thief and a paedo on a public forum then I would be on sticking up for myself. But jim brown doesn't use internet forums (so he told me) so was hard for him to do so. Lol wat a prick he is.

Burnzie
16-01-2011, 09:53 PM
P.S On the 9th day of Christmas Ricky Gillon said to meeee, Jim tapped out GSP!!! (Credit to blonde bomber for that one lol)

It's been mentioned before but I feel it should be pointed out again how most of said gym believed his pish for a while...

As Ive already stated.... We had no idea who Jim was, The first time I met him he hit us with the GSP shit I thought he was a wank & never acknowledged him since.

We knew he was full of shit, but as soon as the REALLY dodgy stories came out he was banned from the gym!

Burnzie
16-01-2011, 09:55 PM
& the GSP story was already used on the 2nd day of christmas, new material please.... We must have some more belters!

TheJuice
17-01-2011, 10:21 PM
^^Fuck up^^

I'm providing a public service here, like oxfam, you do it if you think you could do it better!

Anyway...

A wee quick one before I head to work...

On the 10th day of Christmas, the dragon said to meeee, Jim brown teabagged ki-wiiii...

Are you sick of tapout, affliction, board shorts, tshirts with skulls, death and destruction???

Jim Brown is, thats why he wears a singlet to train. Yes, training in general, wrestling, striking, BJJ, conditioning, the boy loves tights!

Legend has it him and a well known Glasgow based fighter were rolling and Jim just happened to be on top when what happens? His tights rip!

NOW, this would be demoralising for anyone, but the final kick had to be the fact he wasnt wearing the following:

1)A cup
2)Deoderant
3)boxers/briefs...

Reports of said Glasgow based fighter liking it are so far not yet confirmed, Big Jimbo Broooon certainly did...

Stay tuned for a story later of Jim being a fiddler on the roof...

And I do not mean he starred in this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiddler_on_the_Roof

Burnzie
18-01-2011, 10:33 AM
Hahahahaha

TheJuice
19-01-2011, 09:25 PM
Before we start, if someone could please explain this picture and why something wasn't done about it...

terrifying shit...

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jim-Brown-Appreciation-AKA-James-Wallace-Jay-Phoenix/254998910852?v=photos&sb=4#!/photo.php?fbid=259857625852&set=a.259854985852.182839.254998910852

Anyway, taking a more sinister turn for the thread:

On the 11th day of Christmas, Jim brown rang up thee, and threatened me with bugg-e-ryyyyyyyyyy!


Jim Brown/James Brown/The Godfather of Soul/Jay Phoenix/James Wallace/The Pied Piper/Pie Eater/Rowdy Roddy Peeper, whatever you wanna call him is a disturbed man to say the least.

What do you do if a girl won't even acknowledge you existence? If you're Jim you stalk her, HARD!

There was a girl in the Scottish Pro Wrestling scene who Jim became somewhat infatuated with, problem was she had a boyfriend, and a bigger problem was that she would rather eat a bag of recycled shit, than look at his odd features.

So with a problem that haunts most agony aunt pages around the world, what do you do for this common situation. Jims was to phone her from withheld number with alarming regularity, dodgy fake accent and all, and threaten this girl with comments of a violent and sexual nature. Comments so bad this girl would be visibly upset and to this day still can't repeat what was said to her by this waste of air!

Now dear reader, I hear you ask, how can you be sure it was good ol' Jim Brown, my answer, where theres smoke, theres fire.

This girl had to change her number, the calls stopped for a while. She went to wrestle on a show Jim was wrestling on himself, what a co-incidence but after being at the same show with a different number, the calls started again immediately... She changed numbers again and it stopped.

(Little interesting side note is during one call, she shouted 'fuck off Jim' and all of a sudden the 'caller' hung up.)

This is just one instance of this happening, apparently in wrestling circles this is not the only female to suffer disgusting obscene comments and rape threats from this sick fuck.

hurricane
19-01-2011, 10:08 PM
oh my god, i can't believe this page exists.... jim brown appreciation facebook page (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=259857625852&set=a.259854985852.182839.254998910852#!/pages/Jim-Brown-Appreciation-AKA-James-Wallace-Jay-Phoenix/254998910852)

TheJuice
19-01-2011, 10:15 PM
Don't say i'm not good to you ugly fuckers, double whammy tonight, BAM!


On the 12th day of Christmas, the judge gave to me, a charge of statutoryyyyyy.


James B enjoys the finer things in life. A good 10 year old Scotch whiskey, fine Cuban cigar, Some vintage wine from the mid-nineties, and for the record he likes his birds not much older for that matter...

Now you may say to yourself, "Hey, Juice, thats a pretty heavy accusation to throw out there" and tbh, you'd be right to say that, but to anyone that has either seen his social networking pages(especially his now deleted bebo), seen how he interacts with under 16 year olds, you'd know how this creep works.

No stories in particular, just a catalog of incidents I know of/seen myself.

His Bebo: Why was it full of girls under 16, why were very few of his interactions with people over 18, why were alot of his male 'friends' clearly ghost accounts he had made to big himself up, why did post on a 15 year old girls wall saying 'I work in movies, I could get you in one'.

Wrestling shows: A well known UK wrestling family going to kick fuck out of him for getting their 14 year old daughter alone in a hallway, trapping her against a wall with his arms attempting to kiss her, then leaving inappropriate comments on her bebo.

Getting battered by a ginger pro wrestler for touching his 16 year old gfs arse. Left the hotel room in quite a mess...

In the real world(Where he really shouldn't be): Upon introduction at the palace of arts, attempting to kiss VERY young female athletes and generally too much contact, while in his singlet(boy loves singlets).

These are the incidents I know of, but I believe Jim tried to go older but it just couldn't work for him...

As when he was at 1PW he had ran out of money and had been locked out his room, stuck with no where to go two female wrestlers let him room, one female wrestler awoke to find Jim fondling the other while she was sleeping...Jims mating techniques had been stopped in their tracks!

bryanmc
20-01-2011, 01:00 AM
Thread was great till people started talking shite about things they know fuck all about.jim browns fair game but a little respect for other gyms wouldn't go a miss

staffie
20-01-2011, 01:33 AM
[QUOTE=H1SSY;722425)

Quickly exiting the toilent, I bumped into Rob McCrum who is actually a bit shorter than me and didnt have any photographic id on him. To be honest im not to sure wether Jim raped Rob?[/QUOTE]

Hahahahahaha I missed this you wee Pikey loving elf.

Albino Assassin
20-01-2011, 06:24 AM
You'll never believe what i just found. Slightly ironic
http://www.fox19.com/global/Category.asp?C=195974&autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=5464595

at 1min and 1 second you wont believe your eyes, but watch the whole thing to see why it's ironic

hurricane
20-01-2011, 08:19 AM
Holy crap! what a find AA!

jim2007
20-01-2011, 09:52 AM
That is somewhat disturbing. Groomer of the highest order, clearly.

Find of the year that!

bryanmc
20-01-2011, 09:59 AM
no way.the guys a fuckin discrace

mainsy
20-01-2011, 10:30 AM
That's the text book definition of Irony, MENTAL!

The Choker
20-01-2011, 11:32 AM
Is this Jim Brown a real person, or a split personality type of villain who is ok at times but actually is a sick minded, evil, disturbed and cunning individual??

Or is he just a total fud all the time??

Nimmy
20-01-2011, 11:35 AM
damn seriously? id be surprised if anyone had Jim Brown at their gym ever again

DanDan
20-01-2011, 12:43 PM
Is that really him? Good to put a face to the name so I can put a fist to the face!

JonathanFrakes
20-01-2011, 01:14 PM
On the 12th day of Christmas, Jim Brown claimed to me, that his name ended in T.

It was not valiant.

staffie
20-01-2011, 02:51 PM
That link is a brilliant find, got to admit, I was a bit dubious about clicking on any link involving this dude ever again, still feel a bit traumatised about the speedos one. eeerrrrggh

thaison
20-01-2011, 03:10 PM
Wait a minute i refereed Billy Davies v Jim Brown. If Jim Brown has indeed tapped out GSP and Billy beat Jim fairly easy, Billy is now by default the linear UFC welterweight champion.

Albino Assassin
20-01-2011, 03:11 PM
Do you think there's a chance he has actually fled to America in order to escape any sort of possible legal/ criminal proceedings?
Obviously his exploits have come to light more now and as a result potential action could happen.

TheJuice
20-01-2011, 03:16 PM
Shitting fuck! I've been outdone, nice find AA ;)

stuart johnston
20-01-2011, 04:20 PM
but who is Albimo Assassin? master detective lol

tommygun
20-01-2011, 04:44 PM
So is this Jim " the toolbag" Brown? What a sack! Ha! Is he on that tv program "take me out"? didn't know they done a kids 1 of that! Ha! Never meet the guy in my puff but if i ever do meet him I'll swing him about like a cat! Good find! ;-)

jim2007
20-01-2011, 04:59 PM
I think we should smoke him out!

CBRaw
20-01-2011, 09:20 PM
Hes bk in Scotland now patrolling the playgrounds lol
Well aparantly he had a match last satarday in chicago n he beat a guy called brock hammer in the 3rd round wae rear naked his words not mine troops fact lol

NOOGE
20-01-2011, 11:00 PM
Wait a minute i refereed Billy Davies v Jim Brown. If Jim Brown has indeed tapped out GSP and Billy beat Jim fairly easy, Billy is now by default the linear UFC welterweight champion.

I gave this cunt a shot of my gloves for this fight, they will have to go in the bin now.

Iron Balls
21-01-2011, 12:14 AM
I gave this cunt a shot of my gloves for this fight, they will have to go in the bin now.
Haha he probably wanked into the gloves after the fight Joe. ;)

bonzy
21-01-2011, 12:43 AM
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=529530845&ref=ts#!/spiritofscotland?sk=wall

He has been found

JonathanFrakes
21-01-2011, 09:12 AM
Stop mocking him or he'll bring his crack legal team down on us like El Winged Monkey Brigada!

http://www.bartcop.com/burns-flying-monkeys.JPG

wrestlewar
21-01-2011, 06:04 PM
On a serious note, hard i know around here, but if these allegations presented here are indeed true and finding out he has wrestled in British wrestling association competitions won't a child protection officer or the head child protection officer need to be informed or his clubs (Tryst lions) one at that?

antonm30
22-01-2011, 06:39 PM
on a more worrying note he works with kids at motherwell football team now thats fuckin scary

H1SSY
22-01-2011, 11:57 PM
You'll never believe what i just found. Slightly ironic
http://www.fox19.com/global/Category.asp?C=195974&autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=5464595

at 1min and 1 second you wont believe your eyes, but watch the whole thing to see why it's ironic

NO FUCKING WAY that has freaked the shit out of me... i cant believe that video? surely that cant be real?

nasher
23-01-2011, 05:00 PM
its def real the creep just shows up everywer lol. was on the train home from glasgow to holytown 1 day n he was up the end of the train chatting up 2 wee lassies couldnt have been much older than 14 the sick fuck. any1 know wen hes fighting again?

H1SSY
23-01-2011, 06:54 PM
But come on, one minute the guy is being accused of kiddie fiddling in Scotland ... then appears randomly talking about it on the news in America? thats mental

Ryanh
24-01-2011, 04:55 PM
Ive met the guy once and thought what a fuckin creep he is, everyone that has ever mentioned him said the same thing, hes a total weirdo! cant see many gyms accepting him after reading this shit!!!

Burnzie
24-01-2011, 10:23 PM
But come on, one minute the guy is being accused of kiddie fiddling in Scotland ... then appears randomly talking about it on the news in America? thats mental

It actually really freaked me out when it cuts to him in the video... proper skin crawling feeling!!

Faisal
02-03-2011, 01:14 PM
ha ha this lad sent me his phone number and club...

Me= " Send me ur weight, club name, phone number etc mate "
JP= " lightweight team budokadm Fighting style muaythai kickboxing 2 wins 3 loss phone number 0151 5451823 "

I think this guy is special

antonm30
26-03-2011, 05:06 PM
jim brown has took up wrestling fat burds for hot dogs and pop corn

CLAYTON_Fontanez
31-03-2011, 04:03 PM
There are throws available from both these positions

funkdizzle
01-04-2011, 05:50 AM
The throw up is the most common.

CBRaw
10-04-2011, 05:42 PM
Last tuesday 5 police motors dragged jim brown out his house only wearing his boxers, he has been charged with rape and is in jail the now, this is not a joke.

davie.g@live.co.uk
10-04-2011, 05:53 PM
Good was blatently obvious

TheJuice
10-04-2011, 09:02 PM
On his facebook theres a pretty interesting comment...

http://www.facebook.com/spiritofscotland?sk=wall

oddscwodd
11-04-2011, 09:34 AM
Can't help myself here. Been holding back with this story. It's not about him doing anything horrible or nasty to anyone. Just the opposite really.

Back in Feb 2010 Jim fought on Our show. His next opponent was the MC and he was (no polite explanation) pished. Jim came up to me and asked if he could be announced as the, "Spirit of Scotland." I said that he should tell the MC. We walked over and he made his request to Callum in a sincere humble way. Callum's exact words were, "Go fuck yourself. I'm not announcing you as that." Jim got my humble apology and Callum was told off................After I had to go an sit down for a bit so I didn't wee my breeks.

Burnzie
11-04-2011, 09:55 AM
"heard u got caught wanking in wishaw sports centre on saturday. Thats bad ya nonce"

hahaha

Nimmy
11-04-2011, 10:07 AM
So has he been done for rape or was that a wind up then

CBRaw
11-04-2011, 10:15 AM
So has he been done for rape or was that a wind up then

Aye its true mate, he stays across the road from a cafe that a was in last week and the girls that wurk there said 5 police cars showed up and dragged him out in his boxers lol. They said it was a rape charge, fuckin beast.

Nimmy
11-04-2011, 10:24 AM
dont think Motherwell FC will be happy that a sex offender is looking after their kids as a coach.

Allan Shrek
11-04-2011, 11:14 AM
He's never coached at Motherwell, it's all part of his ongoing web of lies that he backed up by buying a fuck ton of old MFC gear when it was on sale. I think it was Pony gear it was that out of date.

Getting caught wanking over weans is rough, but weans fae Wishaw? That's just wrong.

brick
12-04-2011, 12:00 AM
I know there is a web of deceit surrounding Jim Brown and sometimes it's hard to seperate fact from fiction but he did infact used to coach at Motherwell FC. That one is actually true.

funkdizzle
12-04-2011, 10:45 AM
In case anyone wants to be part of the appreciation club.

http://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=254998910852&refid=0

exposer
15-07-2011, 01:57 AM
this scumbag has hit an all time low! currently in jail hes a news article reporting on his crimes! sick bag required!

http://i52.tinypic.com/15oz98h.jpg

Nimmy
15-07-2011, 08:59 AM
which paper is that from and whats the date?

CBRaw
15-07-2011, 10:48 AM
Just when you thoght it was safe to go back in the water......

exposer
15-07-2011, 01:26 PM
from hamilton advertiser yesterday!

Nimmy
15-07-2011, 01:49 PM
http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/7531/jimbrown.png

clearer image

ironically he now stays about a mile from my house

Darkne$s
15-07-2011, 01:50 PM
just when u thought it couldn't get any worse..

TheJuice
15-07-2011, 03:17 PM
Why is anyone acting surprised here?

exposer
15-07-2011, 03:30 PM
Making it!!

funkdizzle
15-07-2011, 08:05 PM
I'm sure he'll be back, better than ever......i mean they love the peado's in jail.....don't they?

Nimmy
15-07-2011, 10:06 PM
You can imagine his first day.... What you in for? Well you know that ufc fighter GDP? I knocked 7 lumps of shite out him!

Khemical
16-07-2011, 05:41 PM
Wow. What a dick. I promoted a wrestling show in 2007 that featured Jim. This was before I knew of his shady shenanigans and I actually put the championship belt on him in the main event. At the end of the show, the guy then walks out with the physical championship belt, travels back to Scotland, and refuses to return it!

JamieFnLeckie
19-07-2011, 06:29 PM
Fuck sake, never heard half of these tbh, and, I don't like you tbh Martin, feelings most likely mutual, but, that was BANG out of order man, did you get the belt back???

May aswell add both of mine to this list, isn't up there with rape, but, decent reason to hate the cunt.

1) I was 15 years old and sitting front row at Maximum Impact and he had just beat my favourite Wrestler, Wolfgang, in a match, now, I had had a few laughs talking to him, didn't know much about him at this point other than he was on TV and he seemed to be able to take a joke, and being 15, I didn't have much sence about me, so I though, the heel has just won??? Splash him with Pepsi! Thought he would take it as a joke, when I did it he came up to me and said "Hit me!" and I said "Hit you?" "Yeah, like really hit me!" and I thought, he might take the shot and hit me a lovetap forearm or something, so I gave him a, kinda, hard shot to the face, not something he couldn't take, then he went at me, tried to break my face on the guard rail and punched the fuck out the back of my neck! To be honest I didn't feel it, but, was heavily bruised by the time I made it home. I did not mind this as much as when the promoter from this show took me backstage and shouted at Jim "APOLOGIZE!" and gym said "He hit me first" I pushed in saying "Well, you told me to" and the Promoter had seen this, and obviously did not appriciate Jim lying to his face, Jim went onto lie to his face even more by saying I hit him before I hit him with Pepsi and then he was trying to say he was daring me to "hit him again" or something along those lines, the promoter then took 20 from Jims pay and handed it to me right in front of him and told me not that I was right to stand up to him, but, I should keep my hands to myself from now on. A mutual friend of mine and Jims then went onto tell me that Jim told him that "I screamed that he was a n*gger" and then I "went for him" even though it was on DVD what happened with 700 strong watching live... tosspot, I did still apologize I should add.

2) Jim would see some of my work that I do in the way of Professional Wrestling music videos and would ask me a favour, to "help get him onto a combat based ITV show" my task was to make a music video he could send to the producers of the show to get him onto it, now, he offered me, not only the postage cost of sending his DVD's back and forth, but, 50 for my time, which I was fine with, I was just looking to branch out from Entrance Video's to Promo's and other works, after I was done (would like to raise my hand and say I did take a long time to get it done, but, not long enough for what would follow) I uploaded a Low Quality version of the video for him to preview before paying me, I had sent his DVD's back to him by this point as I had them for a while and had no space for them in my overcrowded room, he then said thank you and I did not hear from him again, no postage cost, no payment and no credit at all (luckily I kept my logo at the end of the vid which did lead to a couple of paid jobs) He then appeared on this so called "Combat based show" that would turn out to be ITV's TakeMeOut! And joke was on him as he could not use my video for his wee intro like he wanted as it was low quality and had my logo attached...

So yeah minor things that add to his dick-head cache lol

Khemical
19-07-2011, 10:53 PM
I'm no qualms with you, Jamie. I know we had a few spats on a forum a while back, but you're a fan and I'm a fan, I have no problem with you.

Regarding the promoter, if that's Ross then that was a really nice play of him to do what he did.

JamieFnLeckie
20-07-2011, 12:40 AM
Aye, don't mention sirnames though man, I don't think he wants him or his company to be associated with this in any way shape or form man. But, yes, it was a class move on his part, he could have just had me banned from the shows and left it at that, he is brand new mate.

btw Did you get your belt back?

Khemical
20-07-2011, 10:16 AM
No, that's why I didn't mention his whole name or company, but still. What a class act.

And no, I didn't get the belt back. It's probably in his ma's back bedroom gathering dust if he's sitting in a cage.

straubo
01-08-2011, 07:05 PM
http://www.hamiltonadvertiser.co.uk/news/local-news/hamilton-news/2011/07/28/man-on-trial-over-images-of-kids-and-public-indecency-51525-29130261/

Uh-oh

Khemical
03-08-2011, 03:55 PM
It's official: he's been charged.

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/402/c36020110803141210.jpg/

Nimmy
03-08-2011, 05:09 PM
is this the hamilton advertiser from this week>?

TapouT1
03-08-2011, 05:19 PM
He was in wishaw press today as well

ray (edge mma)
03-08-2011, 08:15 PM
jim browns on take me out hahaha think its an old 1 but thought it was funny when i seen um!

Allan Shrek
03-08-2011, 10:12 PM
http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=113455205419991&set=o.254998910852&type=1&theater

OverhandRighT
04-08-2011, 08:36 PM
Jim Brown in his pro wrestling glory! (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=113455205419991&set=o.254998910852&type=1&theater#!/photo.php?fbid=10150142764990853&set=a.10150142764485853.331022.254998910852&type=1&theater)

funkdizzle
05-08-2011, 06:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKGs4j7jdvM

CBRaw
05-08-2011, 09:20 AM
The sun page 16.......

Jimmy Boogaloo
05-08-2011, 09:47 AM
http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3734479/Take-Me-Out-star-is-cage-fight-pervert.html

thai-jitsu
05-08-2011, 07:38 PM
Read the article in The Sun today. Has he ever had an MMA fight?

ninjawarrior
05-08-2011, 09:35 PM
Beast,beast,beast

dr058
05-08-2011, 10:38 PM
Horrible creature of a human. Hope he gets fucked to death in jail. Beast.

OverhandRighT
06-08-2011, 12:44 AM
Supposadly he's already been stabbed multiple times before he even got convicted. There's a Jim Brown on sherdog with a w-l-d of 0-1-0. Doubt it's him though. This particular Jim Brown got beat on Cage Rage.

Peado Jim seems like the kinda guy that thinks MMA will boost his fake pro wrestling career. Alot of pro wrestlers seem to be jumping on the MMA bandwagon after Lesnar paved the way (Angle, Batista, Undertaker) maybe they think it makes fans think "this guy is a cage fighter in real life" and for whatever reason will end up getting roleplayed.

Berzerker
06-08-2011, 12:47 AM
Always thought there was somethin odd about him, the peedo fuck

nasher
07-08-2011, 03:29 PM
the prick will prob luv the fact that the sun have him wearing the belt and saying cage fighter in the headline. said after the first time a met this guy that a didnt like him and that there was sumthing defo wrong wae him even after ppl saying hes alright it aye gd call lol. hope u get raped in jail ya sick peado scumbag.

Keerin
07-08-2011, 08:25 PM
Read the article in The Sun today. Has he ever had an MMA fight?

He drew with Euan Sloane (Dundere Shooters) last year in St. Andrews.

Keerin
07-08-2011, 08:26 PM
jim brown in his pro wrestling glory! (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=113455205419991&set=o.254998910852&type=1&theater#!/photo.php?fbid=10150142764990853&set=a.10150142764485853.331022.254998910852&type=1&theater)

"pumped a belter that night"

meat
07-08-2011, 08:38 PM
lost twice to Billy Bedlam as well, once by sub and once by decision

OverhandRighT
08-08-2011, 01:37 AM
"pumped a belter that night"

Sick but probably true.... Supposed to be he would tell wee lassies all the lies in the world like he was involved with movies and/or modelling and would get them in a film or take pictures of them for a portfolio etc...


lost twice to Billy Bedlam as well, once by sub and once by decision

Sounds like a right champion cage fighter as the papers described him.... Did he ever win any fights? I don't mean ladder matches or something. Sounds to me like the only cage fight he was capable of winning was one that would involve rules that climbing out it to win.

Alan Moore
09-08-2011, 02:25 PM
I actually met Jim once at a show and I thought there was something suspicious about him. Having children myself it is difficult to explain how horrific a crime this guy has committed. There is no punishment suitable for the crimes this sick pervert has commited.

Where did he actually train?

Did he not beat Jordan McColl at Semi-Pro a while back?

DanDan
09-08-2011, 03:46 PM
There is no punishment suitable for the crimes this sick pervert has commited.


Couldn't disagree more dude!

Cut the tackle off! Cut Hands off! Cattle Brand the foreheed with BEAST!!!!!!

Then everybody knows what he is! Beatings ensue on a daily basis that are not punishable by law!!!

There is NO rehabilitation from that shit, don't care what anyone says!

Allan Shrek
09-08-2011, 04:01 PM
He never fought Jordan, also Jordan's not lost.

So ehhhh no he didn't.

jim2007
09-08-2011, 04:10 PM
Fcuking peado twat

Alan Moore
09-08-2011, 04:28 PM
He never fought Jordan, also Jordan's not lost.

So ehhhh no he didn't.

Sorry, my mistake. I thought he fought and won at a show in Edinburgh donkeys ago.

JonathanFrakes
09-08-2011, 04:42 PM
Sorry, my mistake. I thought he fought and won at a show in Edinburgh donkeys ago.

He may have fought and beat donkeys in Edinburgh, but I'd be dubious about that as well.

TheJuice
09-08-2011, 05:20 PM
Did he not beat Jordan McColl at Semi-Pro a while back?

0/10

Is this what passes as trolling these days?

Scott M
09-08-2011, 11:55 PM
jim told me that he beat jordan by Blanka style electrocution and then destroyed the rest of the dinkies standing cageside with E. Hondas 100 hand slap.............he tapped gsp before so i thought it must of been true

OverhandRighT
10-08-2011, 12:33 AM
jim told me that he beat jordan by Blanka style electrocution and then destroyed the rest of the dinkies standing cageside with E. Hondas 100 hand slap.............he tapped gsp before so i thought it must of been true

I heard that he actually done all this whilst being injured as Jim Brown before was teaching a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu seminar at the Black House which he hosted a winner stays on tourniment. Some of the people he tapped where Machida, Galvao, Anderson Silva, both Noguera's and some others that he didn't mention due to his modest ways.


He only had time to quickly cool down in the kids swimming pool before taking on GSP.

markjitsu
10-08-2011, 01:13 AM
He may never be an mma champion, but he's a champion pervert

1inchPonch
10-08-2011, 01:47 PM
Whatever happens I hope the filthy paedo cunt bag has a long and hellishly unpleasant life.

Alan Moore
10-08-2011, 02:31 PM
0/10

Is this what passes as trolling these days?

Lol. Was just having a laugh mate. Wasn't intended to be trolling. I know the fight was declared a draw.

Bedlam
10-08-2011, 08:04 PM
i think he fought and beat john "slugger" mcgurk at amatuer

The Real MMA Show
10-08-2011, 10:27 PM
He certainly did, His original opponent pulled out during the way inn!! , slugger took it at, on the day notice, was in Kilmarnock , at Pride and Glory . 14th August last year . Here is the promo trailer I made from the event .

http://youtu.be/Oi0QyEhRugU

Allan Shrek
13-08-2011, 04:42 PM
This story just keeps on giving.

http://m.dailyrecord.co.uk/ms/p/tmg/scotdr/swj3xDRBvE8aQKrPvnLcTKQ/view.m?id=3370685&tid=638956&cat=Scottish_News

He's now found a job as a bodyguard and personal trainer to a wife killer.

Hilarious!

Khemical
23-08-2011, 03:00 PM
Peado Jim seems like the kinda guy that thinks MMA will boost his fake pro wrestling career. Alot of pro wrestlers seem to be jumping on the MMA bandwagon after Lesnar paved the way (Angle, Batista, Undertaker) maybe they think it makes fans think "this guy is a cage fighter in real life" and for whatever reason will end up getting roleplayed.
Unfortunately it's not that glamorous. The probable reason he took up MMA was because practically every UK wrestling promotion blackballed him.

wilsongrady
29-08-2011, 04:55 AM
appear on get the vids up for Rob, advice the wee man out actuality . heheh




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ScottM
20-09-2011, 10:13 AM
Sorry to dig up an old thread guys but theres an article on Jim Brown on Page 4 of todays Sun............

Nimmy
20-09-2011, 10:31 AM
and the metro

Allan Shrek
20-09-2011, 10:55 AM
Links/ scans please!

Also never apologise for bringing up Jim Brown news. It's always gold.

Allan Shrek
20-09-2011, 11:14 AM
He's out!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3824412/Sex-fiend-TV-dater-goes-free.html

meat
20-09-2011, 04:28 PM
Oh well, expect the trolling to be ramped up around here soon

Nimmy
20-09-2011, 04:30 PM
Oh well, expect the trolling to be ramped up around here soon

not likely, he is banned from the internet

1inchPonch
20-09-2011, 04:54 PM
Fuck sake. Why would they let a confirmed pedo free?

Nimmy
20-09-2011, 07:11 PM
i dont get the justice system.

you get sentaced to 8 months, you serve 5 and are let free even before they sentence you?

surely you should serve your full time.

i understand getting time off for good behaviour for petty crimes but not these crimes

TheJuice
21-09-2011, 01:14 AM
Why be so lenient with someone who was caught with child porn of the most serious level according to the police, didn't the judge also state he was at a high risk of re-offending..... disgusting that he's out!

Can't wait till I hear about someone kicking his head off his shoulders.

Nimmy
21-09-2011, 08:49 AM
safe to say jim brown is officially banned from every MMA club in Scotland?

markjitsu
21-09-2011, 09:45 AM
Doesn't he train at battlefield?

Darkne$s
21-09-2011, 06:26 PM
doesn't he train at battlefield?

lol

____________

bryanmc
21-09-2011, 06:58 PM
Doesn't he train at battlefield?papped oot.you were the last nonce that trained there:cool:

markjitsu
21-09-2011, 10:12 PM
papped oot

That some kind of Slang for "he left "?

hurricane
21-09-2011, 10:37 PM
papped oot.you were the last nonce that trained there:cool:

hahahahhahahaahhaah

TheJuice
16-12-2011, 09:45 AM
To bring up a dead thread heard through the grapevine old broony is BACK in jail after being released.

Anyone in his area confirm this?

CBRaw
23-12-2011, 05:40 PM
Yeah was in the sun newspaper, got another 3 month for going on a computer in a library apparently.

Nimmy
23-12-2011, 07:31 PM
http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/4016705/Take-Me-Out-perv-jailed-for-web-bid.html

Jimmy Boogaloo
23-01-2012, 09:09 AM
I'll just pop this here...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4078273/Take-Me-Out-news-Contestant-tells-how-she-was-stalked-by-date.html

Allan Shrek
23-01-2012, 01:31 PM
Not even slightly surprised.

The hulking deviant is a gift that keeps on giving...

giving nightmares to women and children everywhere!

KeiranMc
23-01-2012, 02:06 PM
Guy is a fucking freak!

Mitch Cumstein
01-09-2013, 10:18 PM
He's back!

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/pervert-wrestler-who-appeared-tv-2242695

Gi-boy
02-09-2013, 05:17 PM
"Trying to change his ways" fuck off.

jim2007
21-03-2014, 03:35 PM
The gift keeps giving and giving...

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/serial-sex-offender-who-appeared-3265885

2.5 years for the serial sex pest

KeiranMc
22-03-2014, 01:20 AM
Scum bag!

Gi-boy
22-03-2014, 09:06 AM
The guys never going to change, one sick fuck.

Nimmy
01-04-2014, 01:29 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2594063/Paedophile-wrestler-whipped-kilt-ITV-dating-jailed-rubbing-body-lotion-children.html