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HomerPlata
05-08-2011, 10:10 AM
My thread is similar to Ronseal. It wants exactly what was said on the tin/title bar.

Jimmy Boogaloo
05-08-2011, 10:12 AM
hahaha direct approach. well justified.

HomerPlata
05-08-2011, 10:26 AM
Pull some strings, Jimmy! I know you know people ;)

Jimmy Boogaloo
05-08-2011, 10:28 AM
haha yeah, i'll rewrite some codes or whatever admins do and pin a suitable avatar on him.

London84
05-08-2011, 10:35 AM
Can you ban KOFOWO while your at it - pretty please !

Jimmy Boogaloo
05-08-2011, 10:35 AM
my people are looking into it :)

HomerPlata
05-08-2011, 10:39 AM
Hang on, if you're doin requests mate, can you slyly bump Evzy off the forum? ;)

For The Cause.

r-v
05-08-2011, 10:52 AM
Where do I go to watch rugby online.... Any help lads I'm a bit stuck with my search

London84
05-08-2011, 10:52 AM
Hang on, if you're doin requests mate, can you slyly bump Evzy off the forum? ;)

For The Cause.

That would great if you could find it in your heart to do this for us Jimmy!

For The Cause

Luke
05-08-2011, 10:55 AM
Mods asleep.

Jimmy Boogaloo
05-08-2011, 11:06 AM
dayum that's a lot of threads

will see what can be done about Evzy. either he will be banned or told in no uncertain terms that his pro-coffee posts need to include at least the slightest hint of humour or entertainment.

London84
05-08-2011, 11:09 AM
To be fair I think Evzy is very funny - I just hate him cos he's a coffee swamp beast! lol

BakedBean
05-08-2011, 11:10 AM
The mods have failed today.

James-w
05-08-2011, 11:19 AM
mods have failed epically. the site has been raped!!

ban the mods

HomerPlata
05-08-2011, 11:23 AM
mods have failed epically. the site has been raped!!

ban the mods

Yessssssssssssssss!! Rise up, people! The revolution starts right here!

London84
05-08-2011, 11:27 AM
I reckon this Banuba prick is a coffee drinker trying to rise up and defeat the tea army!

He's got no chance - He must be crushed immediately !

boogeyman
05-08-2011, 11:29 AM
Did you guys see last nights spam about the shoes? I havent laughed so much in ages.

Dragunov
05-08-2011, 11:30 AM
I was away when all this tea/coffee business started. Just want to go on record saying Tea is better than coffee.

Oh and ban the spamtwat.

BakedBean
05-08-2011, 11:30 AM
They should make me overlord mod/admin I would end this shit and hunt down the perpetrators and DDOS the websites they are advertizing.

London84
05-08-2011, 11:30 AM
I was away when all this tea/coffee business started. Just want to go on record saying Tea is better than coffee.

Oh and ban the spamtwat.

Good call ! General Plata we have another member..... :D

London84
05-08-2011, 11:31 AM
Did you guys see last nights spam about the shoes? I havent laughed so much in ages.

Shoes?!?!

missed it :(

HomerPlata
05-08-2011, 11:32 AM
Indeed we do, is right Dragunov!

Hey, does anyone remember that MMA/cayge fitin' that everyone used to talk about? :D

BakedBean
05-08-2011, 11:33 AM
I was away when all this tea/coffee business started. Just want to go on record saying Tea is better than coffee.

Oh and ban the spamtwat.

It went kinda like this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OJa8sHgS6w

But instead Tea was victorious!

boogeyman
05-08-2011, 11:34 AM
Yeah some guy was trying to tell a story with broken english about some guy who was trying to sell him some new shoes, but he was happy with his vans, Bizzare but amusing.
Shoes?!?!

missed it :(

London84
05-08-2011, 11:38 AM
Indeed we do, is right Dragunov!

Hey, does anyone remember that MMA/cayge fitin' that everyone used to talk about? :D

I vaguely remember that....where are all the geezers gone that train UFC ?!

This thread is making me laugh. All off us running around in here shouting 'save us - save us' and the mods have circled the wagons and are leaving us to it !

not enough sleep sorry my imagination is going overboard. This tea war has got me paranoid - He's only a troll not a sniper!

Jimmy Boogaloo
05-08-2011, 11:38 AM
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London84
05-08-2011, 11:40 AM
Yeah some guy was trying to tell a story with broken english about some guy who was trying to sell him some new shoes, but he was happy with his vans, Bizzare but amusing.

Broken english and trying to keep hold of ya vans always an amusing mix! lol

Dragunov
05-08-2011, 11:45 AM
I vaguely remember that....where are all the geezers gone that train UFC ?!

This thread is making me laugh. All off us running around in here shouting 'save us - save us' and the mods have circled the wagons and are leaving us to it !

not enough sleep sorry my imagination is going overboard. This tea war has got me paranoid - He's only a troll not a sniper!

I literally have no idea what you're talking about.

London84
05-08-2011, 11:49 AM
I literally have no idea what you're talking about.

I wouldnt worry neither do I - surviving on an hour sleep (self inflicted of course) so most things i say or type today will be gibberish!

Think i'll just lurk for the rest of the day ! lol

Dragunov
05-08-2011, 11:55 AM
I wouldnt worry neither do I - surviving on an hour sleep (self inflicted of course) so most things i say or type today will be gibberish!

Think i'll just lurk for the rest of the day ! lol

I was off the forums for a week. I come back to the forum being down, countless spam threads and posts about coffee by Evzy. This place has gone to the dogs!

Jimmy Boogaloo
05-08-2011, 12:09 PM
I wouldnt worry neither do I - surviving on an hour sleep (self inflicted of course) so most things i say or type today will be gibberish!

Think i'll just lurk for the rest of the day ! lol

what did you get up to? 1 hours sleep? not enough bro.

Nathan_Court
05-08-2011, 12:10 PM
i dont get the tea and coffee arguement. its clear tea is better for one reason


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4IahEqXF_o

Jimmy Boogaloo
05-08-2011, 12:10 PM
i can't see the pic, is it Chuck Norris drinking tea?

Nathan_Court
05-08-2011, 12:12 PM
i can't see the pic, is it Chuck Norris drinking tea?

nar johnny vegas and "monkey from tele!"

Evzy
05-08-2011, 12:19 PM
Mutha fuckers......................Just sat with my Coffee and popping on forums on my day off, I see you Tea drinker type's are trying some kind of coup against me and my Coffee drinking army, the fact I am posting this shows like Tea - its an Epic Fail.

Sorry been busy recruiting spies who will say ont he forums they love Tea, just to gain insider knowledge of your future plans....so be aware spies walk amongst you, someone who says Tea, means Coffee, yes thats right, you can no longer trust each other, may I offer a solution in that you all get forum banned so the spy will be obviously caught in the net and banned therefore saving you the trouble of routing him/her out...

I like the fact as well Youtube vid's posted with Coffee winning yet again - and thats ya Tea propaganda? Epic Fail v2.0!!

No idea what this thread is about, guessing spam, or maybe just someone who posted pics of Coffee kicking shit out of Tea again?

Looks like my Coffee is running low now, time for a top up, but I will leave you with this thought...

YOU CAN BAN MY POSTING BUT YOU WILL NEVER EVER TAKE AWAY MY COOOFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEhttp://www.toomanymornings.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/mel-gibson-braveheart.jpg

Thats a Coffee drinking mother fucker right there!

Braveheart, not the anti semetic woman beater that is Mel Tea Drinker Gibson

Evzy
05-08-2011, 12:22 PM
haha now I have come out of this thread, I see who Banuba is... fuck me, he has been reet on the espresso's this morning.

Dragunov
05-08-2011, 12:24 PM
Evzy, are you one of those poofs that sit outside Starbucks with your lattechinohazlenutroast working on your laptop? If you are, I hate your kind.

Evzy
05-08-2011, 12:26 PM
Nah mate , I am one of those hetrosexuals who stands outside Starbucks twatting anyone who comes out with a cup of Tea.

HomerPlata
05-08-2011, 12:28 PM
Evzy, are you one of those poofs that sit outside Starbucks with your lattechinohazlenutroast working on your laptop? If you are, I hate your kind.


Nah mate , I am one of those hetrosexuals who stands outside Starbucks twatting anyone who comes out with a cup of Tea.

Quality exchange there :D

Dragunov
05-08-2011, 12:30 PM
Lol who buys tea from Starbucks? They deserve to be hit. Tea should be made with passion, not in some bullshit machine and mass produced for tired office workers :)

When it comes to Tea/Coffee and masculinity, Tea wins... Jonathan Frakes surely agrees! :D

Dragunov
05-08-2011, 12:31 PM
Quality exchange there :D

The lad likes his coffee!

Evzy
05-08-2011, 12:44 PM
Lol who buys tea from Starbucks? They deserve to be hit. Tea should be made with passion, not in some bullshit machine and mass produced for tired office workers :)

When it comes to Tea/Coffee and masculinity, Tea wins... Jonathan Frakes surely agrees! :D

How can making a cuppa tea be masculine - oo little dainty bag, ooo pour some water on it and let it float around like a broken child's inflatible, ooo give it a cheeky chappy squeeze, ooo bit of milk nice n cold on it - fucking cold milk on a hot drink, why make the drink hot in the first place if you gonna piss about like that!! Where with Coffee its - slam it into the espresso machine... lots noise n steam, milk cold - fuck that - thats for men who can't handle a hot drink - get the steamer on the milk and cook its arse til it screams and bubbles, add to the black tar of goodness that is the fresh espresso, punch a random passer by in the face and its job done - now thats how you make a Coffee!!

London84
05-08-2011, 12:53 PM
what did you get up to? 1 hours sleep? not enough bro.

Out with the girls last nite - was meant to be a civilised dinner and drinks descended into all out carnage.... lol

Great nite tho.... gonna catch a few hours sleep after work then DING DING round 2 :D

Daniel Churnside
05-08-2011, 01:05 PM
Out with the girls in Thailand?

London84
05-08-2011, 01:10 PM
Out with the girls in Thailand?

Cheeky git...... lol

Daniel Churnside
05-08-2011, 01:11 PM
Haha only messin.. luv. ;)

London84
05-08-2011, 01:16 PM
Haha only messin.. luv. ;)

:D

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Mattchoo
05-08-2011, 01:29 PM
I am pretty sure there still has been no fridge provided, or am I missing something here.

Tea is the more many drink also, there is no T in coffee. Tea wins.

Dragunov
05-08-2011, 01:33 PM
I am pretty sure there still has been no fridge provided, or am I missing something here.

Tea is the more many drink also, there is no T in coffee. Tea wins.

This is what I was getting at but Evzy went into a passionate account of tea making which to be honest, made me a little uncomfortable.

London84
05-08-2011, 01:36 PM
I am pretty sure there still has been no fridge provided, or am I missing something here.

Tea is the more many drink also, there is no T in coffee. Tea wins.

I posted it in another thread a few days ago..... work fridge though not home fridge ! I have my limits ! lol

http://www.cagewarriors.com/forums/showthread.php?70482-ATTN-ALL-Forum-Downtime-This-Weekend&p=780968&highlight=#post780968

Agreed - Tea always wins

Evzy
05-08-2011, 02:26 PM
You can keep freshly ground Coffee in the fridge, its recommended even, yet the same cannot be said for Tea, therefore fridge's don't need or want Tea, but love Coffee, therefore I claim the Fridge as part of Team Coffee !

Go get ya little cooler bags and pop ya Tea bags in there and pretend like its a Manly Fridge...I on the other hand am off to stroke my Fridge full of Coffee and talk grinding to it.

HomerPlata
05-08-2011, 02:47 PM
You can keep freshly ground Coffee in the fridge, its recommended even, yet the same cannot be said for Tea, therefore fridge's don't need or want Tea, but love Coffee, therefore I claim the Fridge as part of Team Coffee !

Go get ya little cooler bags and pop ya Tea bags in there and pretend like its a Manly Fridge...I on the other hand am off to stroke my Fridge full of Coffee and talk grinding to it.

Have you ever seen that photo that went all round the internet of the guy wearing like a corset, and fucking a car up its exhaust?

Your post just brought that to mind immediately.

CraigSt.Clair
05-08-2011, 02:49 PM
I tried to delete his threads at 7 this morning on me phone and couldn't as they were in pro (which I don't mod), I also could not ban him on me phone, mostly cos I am a tit and couldn't press the right bit lol

Evzy
05-08-2011, 03:33 PM
Have you ever seen that photo that went all round the internet of the guy wearing like a corset, and fucking a car up its exhaust?

Your post just brought that to mind immediately.

I have, its the one if you look closely - you can see the cup of tea in his other hand. True Story. Some pictures may have been edited by you Tea lovers to photoshop the cup out of his hand.

CraigSt.Clair
05-08-2011, 04:02 PM
You can keep freshly ground Coffee in the fridge, its recommended even, yet the same cannot be said for Tea, therefore fridge's don't need or want Tea, but love Coffee, therefore I claim the Fridge as part of Team Coffee !

Go get ya little cooler bags and pop ya Tea bags in there and pretend like its a Manly Fridge...I on the other hand am off to stroke my Fridge full of Coffee and talk grinding to it.

CAn't wait to get home and do this

mitch
05-08-2011, 05:34 PM
Coffees bad for dogs,i like a nice strong cup but also like tea wich i find more refreshing,also tea seems to quench your thirst more than coffee,but coffee perks you up so im on the fence i swing both ways on this one,not in any other way tho you pervs:)

Evzy
05-08-2011, 09:41 PM
Mitch come swing over on the Coffee side, we are kicking arse and taking names!

A new Coffee related photo may be posted within the next few days, showing Coffee at its worst!