Dilemma #1 Animal of preference

[Maccavelli]

Ah my friends our first philosophical conundrum leads us here.

Your life has had many twists and turns and somehow you find yourself at a strange crossroads. Your actions in life have lead you to a scenario where you must have sexual contact with a non human entity.

Dont rage at the fates or pray to Thor for guidance, the best thing to do is select your creature and your reasoning then get on with it. But dont forget to tell me what you have chosen and why.

Thats right I started my dictorial reign with bestiality.

Holllaaa.

[Nimmy]

a sheep, to see what all the fuss in aberdeen is about

[Maccavelli]

Personally I'd go Zebra cause it's kinda sexy or a tiger cause well then your that guy who fucked a tiger.

[Flashing Blade]

For me, it would have to be one of the sea mammals. Obviously a sea lion, sea elephant or the like would be more fun physically- but the romantic in me would like to rescue a baby seal from a barbaric Canadian then whisk it away for a romantic encounter in front of a roaring fire in a log cabin.

Then shag it and stove its head in.

[Maccavelli]

Bawhahahaha

The sea mammal thing is appealing, it's like interspecies BBW shit. Go for the gusto, blue whale.

[Xanthic]

Your momzzzz, dawg.

[hurricane]

Snow leopard- never been with a blonde before.

[gingerninja1967]

I'll steal a frankie Boyle line and say an owl. Cause u can always look it in the eye no matter what position your in!! And I liked it the last time! ;)

[Jay]

Jumped the gun and posted in the other thread, but I'd fuck a mouse - bit of friction for once in my life.

[Maccavelli]

If your gonna be a freak might as well be real freaky naughty thats why the Bonobo ape is a solid choice, mad sex game.

Check this out


http://youtu.be/EtixIF_jPjk

[Stef]

Apparently rays and skates (as in Manta rays et al) have vaginas incredibly similar to human vaginas.

[Nimmy]

Apparently rays and skates (as in Manta rays et al) have vaginas incredibly similar to human vaginas.

Are there plenty of snakes and manta ray's in South Africa?

[Maccavelli]

The crocodile hunter really put me off trying to find out.

[Stef]

Are there plenty of snakes and manta ray's in South Africa?

Skates, not snakes. And aye, hunners of them.

[Nimmy]

Skates, not snakes. And aye, hunners of them.

was going to say, thats evolution for you all the south africans fucked a lizard and it evolved into a snake.

[Evilone]

how about some famous animals like, Bullet from the Scheme or one of the new Panda from Edinburgh zoo.

[Maccavelli]

Manticore would cover a lot of bases

[Neil_D]

One of these bad boys

http://www.nuffy.net/pics/articles/dangerous-animals/10_the-bear.jpg

[renzotiger]

I've heard that as a result of infrequent sexual attention directed towards them, hippos often try harder to please. But I think I'm more drawn towards the cheetah. It's not the elegant legs and slender hips that do it for me, if I'm being entirely truthful it's not even the act of intercourse which rouses interest......it's the chase that I like!

[Alan Moore]

Tough question. Perhaps one of those wee Andrex puppies because they are cute as fuck. Or a Giraffe perhaps as that would be hilarious to watch. In fact I wonder if there is any Giraffe porn online...