Dear James (CW agony uncle)

[thaison]

Being one of the older and more worldly wise guys in our gym. A lot of guys ask me for advice on just about any subject.

Take advantage of it this week fuckers my advice is priceless.

[DanCrase]

Why won't Robocop return my phonecalls?

[TheJuice]

How can I get this girl to like me?

[thaison]

Why won't Robocop return my phonecalls?

The dudes busy

[thaison]

How can I get this girl to like me?

Next time you see her, whap out your pork sword and whisper the magic words ''cock it or walk it''

never fails

[DanCrase]

But he's ALWAAAAAAYS BUSYYYY! :'(


Also: how does Adam Sandler keep getting work?

[thaison]

But he's ALWAAAAAAYS BUSYYYY! :'(


Also: how does Adam Sandler keep getting work?

There's no other way to break this to you man, Robocop hates you thats why he doesnt answer you. He has never been the same since ED209 beat the shit out of him so dont take it personally.

Adam Sandler ive no idea, everything has been shit since Happy Gilmore. Id imagine the fly bastard has started writing and producing more films just so he can cast himself.Unfunny prick.

[Allan Shrek]

Was Waterboy before or after Happy Gilmore?

[david5]

waterboy was after

[judostu]

Im confused about my sexuality.
Ive started to fantasise about Janette Krankie from the Krankies.

Does this make me straight, gay or a paedo?

[renzotiger]

Why are dogs lips always black??

[Bendy]

Im confused about my sexuality.
Ive started to fantasise about Janette Krankie from the Krankies.

Does this make me straight, gay or a paedo?

I just wikepedia'd the Krankies, Stu, cos I thought her husband was called.....Stu..... ANyway, check out the wikepedia. Seems they had a few sexual shenanigans going on in the 80's.. Try not to beat yourself off, er, I mean, up about the fantasy's too much?

[Luke]

Im confused about my sexuality.
Ive started to fantasise about Janette Krankie from the Krankies.

Does this make me straight, gay or a paedo?

Talking about sexuality, does it make me gay if I fuck a ladyboy or only if I give her a reacharound when doing her up the bum?

[Maccavelli]

Ive got a mate. He cant stop drawing cocks everywhere is there a cure for this.

[thaison]

Im confused about my sexuality.
Ive started to fantasise about Janette Krankie from the Krankies.

Does this make me straight, gay or a paedo?

It makes you a midget fucker Stu. There is worse things to be in life. Although not much worse.

[thaison]

Why are dogs lips always black??

Because Pet shops dont sell lip stick for dogs.

Gap in the market there if you wanna get something started we could go on dragons den.

[thaison]

Talking about sexuality, does it make me gay if I fuck a ladyboy or only if I give her a reacharound when doing her up the bum?

As long as you keep one hand on one of his tits (and there bigger than a c cup) it doesnt make you gay

[thaison]

Ive got a mate. He cant stop drawing cocks everywhere is there a cure for this.

This isnt something you should be looking to cure. Drawing cocks has long been associated with masculinity. Real men draws cocks, great men draw cocks well

[straubo]

Dear James, would ones participation in the occasional Dutch Rudder render one gay?

[thaison]

Dear James, would ones participation in the occasional Dutch Rudder render one gay?

Surely the level of your participation would decide this, and if you were wearing gloves

[Xanthic]

Dear James

I hate my day job, my boss and most of my colleagues. Although I'm not that good at it, I'd like to quit my job and do jiu jitsu all day.

If you were in this position, what would you do and what job would you apply for?

[Burnzie]

James, If you could have a blumpy from anyone in the DNFT who would it be and why?

[Neil_D]

Dear James, is it ok to pump fat birds every now and then?

[Ben_Hutch]

Mr Doolan, Should I go travelling in South America or Asia?