The "I hate/love you because..." thread

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Post what you love or hate about the person above you.

I shall start to show you how it works, cos I know you're all mostly dumb:

"I love Godders because he created all that is good"

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i love you cos you love transformers

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i hate you because... you're a passive aggressive pussy :D

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i love you cos you gave me a reason to shut it :p

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i hate you cos you're a goddam hippy!

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i hate you cos you have a monochrome avatar

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i love you cos i love lamp

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i hate you cos you have a farting taffydil on your arse

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i hate you cos i know all about paying tax, you fibber!

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i hate you cos you're eddy-cated

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i hate you cos you either really didn't get that joke, or i'm being really stupid and failing to understand your reply...

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i love you cos nicolas cage beats up women when dressed like a bear

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i love you cos you have a hot mate

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i hate you cos i have a penis and am not, therefore, a girl

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i hate you cos i'm a bitter, twisted misogynist :p

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i love you cos you're almost as weird as i am

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i hate you all for confusing me

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i love you cos you're running the pbp tonight

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i love you for being even more premature than me

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i love you for believing that that is MY nipple. it's actually a close-up of femme's

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i hate you for wanting to remove my right to self-expression

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i love you cos you respect my right to choose

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i hate you almost as much as i hate katie for having hairier nipples than me. allegedly.

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i hate you for denying the truth that is the international beauty of hairy nipples

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i love you for loving cherryviper (who also has hairy nipples)

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i love you for giving me a bright idea - i will remove my hairy nipple if katie posts hers in its place...

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i love you cos i'm considering a collectable avatar system - collect all the avs, and build a complete nude pic of me in 100x100 pixel pieces. like a sexy, hairy jigsaw

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i hate you for joining the hate bandwagon

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i hate you for loving females

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i love you cos you're not normal

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i love you cos we go together like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong

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i hate you cos i don't dance... but secretly wish i could :(

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i love you cos you're semi-literate

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i hate you cos you show me your arse on webcam. all the goddamn time! :rolleyes:

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i hate femme because the difference between my nip and her arse is that one is hairy and beautiful, and the other is hairy and attached to a welsh bird :p

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i love you cos you LOLd at femme's lies. we all know she bics her bumhole...

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i hate me cos i just suffocated femme over the internet :(

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i love you cos you're one of the gang :)

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i love you cos you're such an innocent

this gang: http://www.lclark.edu/~campion/hist400/1-orangemen.jpg

we pay your bail and medical bills, but you have to get to Garvaghy Road yourself...

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i hate you cos you recognise the FF description of Yojimbo over the classic kurosawa film of the same name...

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i love you cos you're sympathetic about edge's sexuality...

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i love you cos you're the Handy Andy of the MMA world...

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i love you it's true, and it shows how devoted you are to anal hygiene.

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what do you mean by this?

handy andy... builds things....

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i hate you cos we've had too much love recently...

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i hate you cos of all the motherfuckers in the world, i'm the motherfuckest

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i love you cos you're a mother, and your turn will come around eventually...

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i love you for your naivety

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i love you cos you love animaniacs

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i love you cos we're the animaniacs.... we're depraved to the max...

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i hate you cos you state the sodding obvious :p

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i hate you, and i'm not going to tell you why! aha!

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i love you cos i'm in a good mood

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i love you for recognising what a sycophant RB is :D

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i hate you for needing me to use small words

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i love you for being needy :p

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i love you cos you know me so well :p

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i love you cos you've got post count penis envy :D

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i love you cos i've got a cashew nut penis, so you're spot on

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i hate you cos you forgot my hairy nipples

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i love you cos you recognise that 1colin is a very disturbed individual who is repressing his natural urges. he's probably going to die alone. sad. very sad.

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i love you cos we're on the same anti-1colin wavelength

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i love you cos i suspect you might, in fact, be another one of my personalities

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i love you too, colin

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yay! colin wuvs us again!

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don't make me click mister locky

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i don't need to abide by your rules. i can just change everything that's said. muahahahahahahaha!!!

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i hate you for accusing me falsely. i WILL start editing if these accusations go on

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i hate you cos i'm full of flu and feeling like shite

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i love you cos you're going to change your avatar today

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i love you for being stupid enough to believe that i can't make you change your avatar if i want to :D

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i love you for recognising that i am more than willing to edit every single one of your posts until you change your avatar :)

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i agree with cherry

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you love me. you know you do. i'm like a cuddly mussolini of joy

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i love you cos you're doing what i want. eventually, they always do what i want...

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i hate you for showing solidarity like some kind of commie shitheel...

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i love you cos you're starting to see the truth...

but i'm nothing compared to godders (PBUH).

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i hate you for forgetting the post exploits of 1colin the other day :rolleyes:

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i hate you for trying to dictate the targets of my abuse

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i hate you for misquoting me. i said you looked like a bigger-titted vin diesel when looking up at you

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i hate you for your indiscriminate hatred

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i hate you cos you can't win by loving me either :D

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i hate you cos one day you'll learn that, when you can win by cheating, there's no need to play fair...

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i hate you cos you believe in that karma and yin and yang shit

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i love you cos you're on the path to becoming my acolyte...

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i love you cos you're onboard with my plans :D

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i love you cos you're not fussy.

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i love you cos i bags getting the back end first :D

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i love you cos you're a good sport. and i still bags back end first.

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i love you cos i'm behaving now (but only as far as your concerned)

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i love you for coming back to the fold

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i hate you cos there's too much love again

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i love you cos you're only wickle :D

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i love you cos you're going to vomit soon

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i love you cos we've been over this before - i'm never wrong :D

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i love me cos i'm a funny motherfucker.

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i love me cos soon the world will be mine!!!

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i love you cos i'm going to adopt your avatar to create hordes of brainwashed Female MMA members. and i'm going to dress you in jumpsuits and call you Fox Force Five...

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i love you cos you're going to end up calling them the Femi-Doms.








heheheh....tampons :D

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hahaha... i love you cos you aren't aware that my costume of choice is a ninja suit and a gimp mask...

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i love you cos i reckon you think i'm joking...

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i love you cos now we're on the same gimpish wavelength

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i hate you cos it normally takes much less than that :(

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i hate you cos that doesn't make sense. if i was in your power, wouldn't i love you?

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i love you for thinking that i'd fall for your reverse psychology.

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i love you for thinking like that, but how would be divide the world? North/South? Or by nations?

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i hate you for that suggestion - cos we'd end up fighting over the prime nations, and i'd probably end up with france. i do NOT want droc as a citizen...

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i'd happily take the germans - great industry, very wealthy, highest percentage of sexual deviants on the planet - what's not to love?

that said, i love you for giving me the deviants.

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i love you for accepting this compromise: i'll take the french if i also get the US, Australia, the UK, Japan, Spain and Canada

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I love you for founding Domopia. Capital city, Domopolis.

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i love you for (once again) following me mindlessly :D

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i love you cos it's a gift.

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i hate you cos my map bummed up

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i hate you cos you think you can take Smithtown by force. the Smithite People's Militia will never yield!

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i love you cos you're a captain in the militia. you still have to wash my socks though...

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i love you cos you know me so well. let's cyber :D

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welcome to the revolution, nibbler

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i love you cos i've just named the first member of the Smithite Space Programme:

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i love you cos you're so naive as to believe that domitopia can survive without the military might of the Eternal Kingdom of Smith backing it up. If Smithtown, Smithsville, or the capital, Smithograd is attacked, the Smithite People's Militia Peacekeepers in Domitopian territories would have to be withdrawn, leading to a power vacuum, likely exploited by tribal warlords and disaffected revolutionaries...

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i love nibbler cos i've just promoted him to major in the Smithite People's Militia for that great tactical thinking :D

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i hate you cos it's "accept". dumbass :rolleyes:

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i hate you cos it should be "you're". i'm beginning to consider a court-martial already....

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i love you cos it's more a people's militia than an army...

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i love you cos you're humble. the difference between an army and my people's militia is that an army abides by rules. the militia only does what we* want :D


































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i love you cos you're smart and don't want to face FemmeMA's secret police :D

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i love you cos you just inspired me to create a new Fox TV show:

GynoCops!

Bad girls, bad girls, whatcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

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i love you cos that position was always yours. even before the regime arose from the ashes of the world like a phoenix of repression and autocracy.

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hahaha - i love you cos you have inspired me to establish a new form of government:

The Smithocracy!!!

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i love you cos you're not a Smith (yet), and therefore cannot take control of the Smithocracy

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i love you and your spellings :p

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i love you cos i know you love me like a brother. that brother you've always noticed getting out of the shower, or coming back from playing rugby, and felt a pang of emotion that is not sibling-related in the slightest.

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i hate you cos i knew that was coming...

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i love you for recognising that i'm piss funny

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i hate you cos you're a fucking Ivan

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i hate you cos you're denying your heritage

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i hate you cos you're a russian who doesn't know what the russian alphabet is called. bad form, comrade. to the gulags with you, you race-traitor!

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i hate you cos your avatar is you hugging another mostly naked man and driving his face towards your crotch and you're worried about feeling gay... :rolleyes:

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i love you cos you just called james gay

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i love you for being so mindlessly sympathetic :p

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i love you cos you're starting to share my views on womankind :p

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i love you for thinking i can be fooled by any female acting. i just like having written evidence of female inferiority, genuine or not :)

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i hate you for perpetrating the gynotyrannical society in which we live :)

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i hate you almost as much as i hate myself for not being able to hate you and all that you represent!

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i hate you, you gynofascist :mad:

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i hate you on principle

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i hate you, ivan

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i hate you for joining the south park bandwagon

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i hate you for that blatantly provocative avatar

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i hate you cos you haven't met my mother - if you did, you'd understand why i hate women :p

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i hate you cos i've never been to egypt

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i love you cos i love chucky

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i love you cos you would like to have seen montana

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i hate you for crying on msn and making me edit

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i hate you for making up that i was making things up

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i hate you for saying all those things about femme on msn

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i love you for the things RB told me on msn

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i hate you cos i don't believe you took screenshots when she was webcamming

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i love you for being willing to do that nasty shit with the frozen peas...

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i love you for knowing just what to do with the frozen peas

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i love you for being winona ryder and her ping pong balls on a smaller scale

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i love you cos you'll use your imagination :D

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i love you cos you're having a sexy party!

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i hate you cos i'm in a bad mood today

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i hate your lodger cos he's a mooching cunt. and i also hate jobhunting.

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i love you cos i am fucking hammered

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i love you cos i've just watched one of my fave films, sent off a load of CVs and done a load of washing - very productive day!

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i love you cos i was drunk last night and felt fine this morning :D

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i love you cos you're delicate. like a sackful of doorknobs.

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i love you cos you're incontinent.

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i love you cos i've got a fetish for burn victims...

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i love you cos you just offered to give freestyler a golden shower. fucking. sexy. FACT.

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i hate you cos you're mocking my auntie rach! :mad:

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i hate you, cos i suspect you're referring to your penis...

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i love you cos everyone seems to be incontinent these days...

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i love you for knowing how to type the ouroborous symbol. duly impressed.

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i hate you cos you have a bigger cock than me :(

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i love you cos i think you just made a connection

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i hate you cos it's not a question of boredom, merely of gross misuse of power.

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i love you cos i'm terrified of you

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i love you cos you're right

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i hate you cos you're wrong - only femme is scary - the rest of you are just evil

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i love you for keeping your end of the bargain :D

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i love you cos the thought of me wearing your knickers turns you on

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i love you cos you do porno

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hahaha - i love you cos you know that threat is meaningless - you can either post them and break your promise, or not post them and keep true to your word.

so it's lose-lose for you on that score.

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i love you cos you should

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i love you cos the rhythm of life is a powerful beat...

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i hate you for forgetting about me :p

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i hate you for challenging me in my drunken state

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fuck yeah :D

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i hate you cos you conform, man, and don't live outside of the box of rule!

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i love you cos you're mistaken :p

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i hate you for stating the bleeding obvious :rolleyes:

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it's the republic of eccex

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shouldn't you be drunk in a sheriff's office somewhere?

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i think i preferred kojak...

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excellent...

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hehehe.... waaaay ahead of you :D

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i love ya cos you're a failure

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i love you cos you're suffering

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i love you cos you're always online too, except when you're making big-titted women sweat

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i hate you cos you're the mercenary :rolleyes:

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i hate you cos i've come up with dozens, but you've hated every single one!

except that last one :p

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i love you cos i'm in a good mood

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they're bands, tsar

i love you cos i would do anything for love (but i won't do that)

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i love you cos a wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age

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i love you cos you're old and bitter :D

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i love you cos good girls go to heaven, but the bad girls go everywhere

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i love you cos it ain't what you do, it's how you do it

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i hate you cos you're trying to one-up me on msn :p

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i love you cos you're the tsar of all the russias. and i know you're going to be shot in an abandoned train station soon :D

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heh - i love you cos you're surprisingly funny for an ivan