Wanted the folowing...

[Smith]

given my troll rank, i think everyone should call me sir :D

that or call rach "cockjugglingthundercunt".

either suits me :D

[Smith]

i think you'll find, rach, that you brought down the smithocracy

so that job doesn't exist anymore...

[Smith]

i think it'll be a lot more satisfying (not to mention more secure while rach is around) to NOT form a government. let us be the power behind the thrones of man...

[Smith]

spot on my hirsute little minx...

[Smith]

i think we should revive the old celtic tradition of king for the year.

someone is elected king, and gets treated as such for a year, then, when their time is up, we turn them into a representation of the green man, burn them alive, then consume their remains in order to ensure a fertile and productive future...

[Smith]

well, you're certainly qualified to be minister for information...

[Smith]

fields of gold?

[Smith]

kinky