once upon a time...........

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funded solely by the sale of coffee and homemade jingle jangle jewellery

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chutney ferrets and chocolate starfish

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they discovered that the council had erected a

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the owner of this house was a retired

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the state of modern youth

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who, he explained at length to the coffeeshop patrons, should be

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and asked the owner if he would maybe be interested in buying some human organs

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traditionally, they were strictly controlled by the ministry for organ-traffick

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still, no sooner had the shifty, organ-trafficking fairy spoken than

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and said: "hello hello hello, what have we got here, then?"

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almost in slow motion, the LEP Recon officer threw himself sideways, whilst drawing

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which he signed in letters that burned like a redeemed heretic and spelled out...

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with a vicious wand beating

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beacuse he was stuck in traffic at the