Ask Frakes

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Originally Posted by JonathanFrakes

As a matter of fact, the whole Borg invasion was her way of attempting to assimilate my manly beard. She then engineered her passage to Voyager so that she could access my personal logs and stroke the screen.

With Voyager returning to Earth, perhaps there is now scope for her to be assimilated into the collective of Frakes' Females.

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an excellent manly answer, thanks

I cant help but notice Jeremy Beadles likeness to yourself , did he try to assimilate himself into you ? in a non gay way !

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Originally Posted by Bateman

an excellent manly answer, thanks

I cant help but notice Jeremy Beadles likeness to yourself , did he try to assimilate himself into you ? in a non gay way !

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I believe he was a horrific attempt to clone me.

However the hidden, manly formula that creates the perfect Frakes eluded ITV's finest scientists.

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Originally Posted by JonathanFrakes

I believe he was a horrific attempt to clone me.

However the hidden, manly formula that creates the perfect Frakes eluded ITV's finest scientists.

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On one hand he looked very similar, but on the other...

My hubby, in spite of his best efforts and use of various creams can't develop more than patchy 'bum' fluff, (a pitiful sight). He longs to feel my talons run through a growth of facial manliness. I cherish the moment I may feel this sensation, too Any advice on how to maximise his production of androgens?

Did you ever slap Picard on the head Benny Hill stylee Oh and question were alll desperate to no , Where the fuck is Osama Bin Laddin

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Originally Posted by stubbsysmum

My hubby, in spite of his best efforts and use of various creams can't develop more than patchy 'bum' fluff, (a pitiful sight). He longs to feel my talons run through a growth of facial manliness. I cherish the moment I may feel this sensation, too Any advice on how to maximise his production of androgens?

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This is a question that has long plagued many gentlemen.

I would recommend kitting him out in a red Star Fleet uniform and getting him to sit on the edge of the bed leaning forward. The occasional palming of his face may also stimulate manlyness.

Furthermore, taking up the trombone may unleash his inner Frakes.
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Originally Posted by illegalhunter

Did you ever slap Picard on the head Benny Hill stylee Oh and question were alll desperate to no , Where the fuck is Osama Bin Laddin

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1. I only ever massaged the Picardome. I occasionally applied special oils that made it more shiny and egg like.

2. Bin Laden is hiding behind his beard.

Awesome thread!!!!!!!!

Why, thank you sir!

Do you have a question for Frakes?

Referring to yourself in the third person is cool and manly.

Did Troy wax her beard