My lady is magnificent and always finds time to adopt a pose of utmost lust in my presence. Tonight may be special and she will be told to "Fire!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Jogs D
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My lady is magnificent and always finds time to adopt a pose of utmost lust in my presence. Tonight may be special and she will be told to "Fire!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Jogs D
While "Fire" is certainly a manly phrase, I've always been partial to "Engage" delivered with a forward flick of the index finger.
Hi Jonathan
Im a bit down today, tough few months. What do you do on the ship to cheer yourself up?
I havent shaved for 6 weeks I was going to have a shave tonight is that a bad idea or will the prospect of a thicker beard growing back lift my spirits?
A truly triumphant day.
Have an august and valiant birThday.
DiamondBeard shall raise a glass of stout here in the States in your honor. I invite my countrymen to meet me at The Blue Tusk, where we will sing salty and robust songs. Later, I will engage my lady in a vigorous (though tender) carnal onslaught.
Wait a minute. Jonathan Frakes was born on the 8th of June :confused:
Have a good one anyway tho ;)
FRAKES I HAVE A QUESTION FOR Y'ALL, NIGGA.
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DOUCHE??
187 CREW ON the BLOCK
It was also a very manly phrase with a manly pose to accompany it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Plastikman
Jean Luc was always august.
I would often relax in my quarters with my trombone and summon Troi before me in a valiant stance before ordering her to climb Mount Frakes using only her pie.Quote:
Originally Posted by sol_dave
A trim would suffice to thicken your beard. If you need to cheer up try stroking your manly thicket while whispering the word valiant to yourself.
Do it, and do it with a valiant stance.Quote:
Originally Posted by DiamondBeard
She will be so impressed by your manlyness that even her groans of pleasure will end in T.